₦airaland Forum

Son: mummy
Mummy: yes
Son: our teacher flog me today
Mummy: why? What did you do?
Son : she said am too wasteful
Mummy: how
Son: she said I should rate Buhari on security and I rated him 45%
Mummy: then what happened
Son: she gave several strokes of cain and called me a wicked soul
Mummy: you deserved hot slaps.
Son: mummy, you too!
Mummy: yes my son, it is only an accomplice that will rate Buhari above 40%.
Son: thank you mummy

Buhari, we know
Saraki, we know

Garuba sheu, desparado

Lai & Adesina, their whereaboutd?

Yeye dey smell

This useless guy. He gave one lecture at UNN this year and I wonder the kind of spirit that dwell in this bisfra peole

But you do not regret the fame you got from playing for Nigeria.
Unpatriotic idiot

Good of APC and they deserve applause.
But nobody really knows what function that a specific minister perform in this regime. They just muddy things.
I dont know how APC define Poverty but I think a poor person is the one that live below 1or 2 dollars per day.
I dont know how the activities of giving a person 5000 naira, feeding a child once in a day, borrowing a person 50000 would trnsform the person.
If 297000 + 308000+200000 give 805000 then we should assume that Buhari govt has produced over 9000000 wealthy farmers in three years or we should assume that the over 8 million being fed are transformed into money by the magic food.
At last Lai has succesfuly made many desciples in this govt.
Affliction shall never rise again

Ask him to choose between returning to power and managing the farm and lets see what will be his reaction. Hypocrite.
Meanwhile anybody with any piece from Lai i need comical relief.

APC

I beg where lai mohammed. He has better misinformation on these matters

We know MKO
We know Kola
We know Deji



But this one I dont know

Nigerian police turned APC lawyer.
There is God

APC has lost a voter among the buhari diehards.
Power to the People

From now and henceforth! Oga police.
Well that's story for the God cos President will appoint who pleases him
Meanwhile Aunty Kemi has run away therefore Buhari votes is reduced by one.

That rule number 8 so to say is somehow to me. If all observe it, then and then.

Keep on deceiving yourself.
By the grace of God, we are going to change APC since the party has failed to change Nigeria.
APC Audacious Pessimistic Conjugate

The brother of Aisha Buhari has joined the gubernatorial race in Bauchi State. He characterised the state government as systemic failure. This is a sign that not all APC governments are perfect.

Turantula:
I think am beginning to love these boko boys, at least they spend their energy on military target unlike the foolish Nigerian army that only has strength against civilian targets.
May God give them the wisdom and strength to deal with Nigerian Army

And your father household shall be the base of bokoharam.

Buterflyle0:
She did not write anything in Abuja. She was live on ground with pictures to prove it.

Stop lying about your loss and also trying to claim she was told to write what she did. Lying and deceit profits you nothing.

There was zero casualty to the army and to the indigenes

Do you know the meaning of ground zero?
You don't just talk anything you wish like lai mohammed and you expect all to fall for it.
I follow the media briefing of CO Lafiya Doyle and NA has never denied casualty on their part save your reporter and you.
You may be partisan but nationalism transcend all.

Buterflyle0:
War is all about strategy and never showing any signs of weakness. Once an Army is psychologically down that is half of the war won by the enemy.

For example an investigative journalist on ground in Gudumbali said no single life was lost of either indigene or soldier during that attack.

She was live on ground and called the earlier media reports sensational reporting.

Everyone lies to either cover some shortcomings or to put too much color on things.
That reporter that disputed casualty on the part on NA might have written her report at Abuja or wrote what she was ordered to write. My community lost a soldier in one of the reported incidences.
Pls stop lying because you are sheepishly and blindly following some demagogues
We all own this country and we owe it a duty.

The best economy in Africa! I remember when Iwe-Ala told us that she rebased our economy in 2014. The new remark not coming from minister but from Forbes is also good. Iwe-Ala used waltercooper or what is it called.
I will cease to doubt this one if Forbes can tell me whether Adosun forged NYSC certificate or north.
Vagabonds in power with shameless show

Yeye dey smell

horsepower101:
The biggest mistake Nigeria will make is to push igbos to fight another war. If you think that things will play out the same in the next civil war, then you must be very foolish. Igbos are being pushed to the wall and everything has a breaking point.

You want another war? Better seek advice from Phillip Efffiong.

Criminals and terrorists must be flushed out of Nigeria.

realnas:
he thinks he's in Nigeria where he can commit such hideous act and get away with it because he's a man of the cloth, hope he can afford a good defense attorney cos if he's found guilty he will be behind bars for a very long time, where he will meet hardened homosexual perverts who will make life hell for him in the prison.
Come to think of it, the Catholic Church should allow these priests marry in order to satisfy their sexual needs and reduce the incidents of child molestation that keep occurring in the church .

Celibacy is a matter of discipline in Catholic Church. That's is the reason why the cost must be counted before anything. Numerous people have thread the path and there are still countless of living faithful priests. Even if the law is relaxed to allow married priest, more would still be desired.

Everything is by force and no respect for anyone.
Take Swiss govt to court now for denying you access to their home.
No escape for terrorist

Normally, people don't sit down to write the exam. The lecture is even taken on standing @ Awo cafe.

Drama will always be the trademark of Nigerian politicians and their image makers.
Over 300 manufacturing industries but unemployment level is still high.
His people beg him to contest and bought form him too. Is like APC aspirants are so blessed with people who operate outside Nigerian economy, who have big money to the level that buying nomination form is their hubby.
Upon the whole, Na to blame PDP when they get there.
Oga I wish you all the best.

The Police self no get work. why will police give attention to faceless and lazy people who call themselves IPOB. They may sit at home for century as long as they don't violate any law of the land. If they do anyhow, kirikiri straight.
Long live Nigeria.

Which way now?
Consequences of research bring good things in better clime
What do we have here? Darkness, bad road, poor human development capacity etc

So much affection met the recent action of PMB to sign into law the 'not too young to run' bill. The praise was on everybody's mouth, both within and outside. A request put forward by Mr. President towards self-preservation as helmsman for additional four years constitute genuine fear of APC to the actualisation of Nigerian youths come 2019. Of course the second term bid is distasteful to the youth but much dear to the Oshiomole-led party.

One cannot but wonder why a political party which is not impervious to the economic situation in the country, the unemployment level among the youth, the nature of the regime economic empowerment (10000 naira, wheel barrow, Npowered 30000...) decided to set the fee for nomination form at tens of million Maura. They have forgot that at 22million last four years, Muhamadu Bulgari then a retired general fully pensioned, could not afford but obtained loan to obtain the form.

The women empowerment issue which can be link to youth development is not also the concern of the party. The current administration has the lowest number of elective female but there is no effort to address it. The PDP which has always allow women to contest without paying for nomination still maintain the status quo but the Progressives impose fee though half of what men are to pay.

The Youth may not be too young to run again, but they are too poor to contest because it is a person from aristocracy family that can afford to spend with the vetarians of APC to rule.

Though this story looks like a mere fabrication.
But let's consider some issues: marriage is contracted when both man and woman give their consent as in Genesis 2:24 and in Mark 10 :8.
It became a church affair in 12th century when it became a sacremtal order. No particular dress code.
The White component part of it is a follow up to how Queen Victoria dressed during her marriage.
The sex in marriage can take place once the party involved agreed to the cause and if both parents of either side approve of their being together. At least our grannies maintained families before the the modern day era.

Pls check the first line of the second paragraph.
Am not clear the idea behind the level

Wonders shall never end!
Who is in the better position to set up transition committee in the first place? At times we are overzealous and inordinate in this country in total disregard to the level education. How can a Phd hoder be so folly at this regard.
Even if it is fit to set up such committee, I think the mandate should have been towards ensuring seamless transition and not reeling out stats and data which is appropriate to be divulged by constitutionally-empowered regime.
All is well with APC