₦airaland Forum

DrObum:
If na me,by now you'll be saying "my ex was not a pedophile"

Hahahaha.. True talk dude!

TheGreenLand:
Wait, let me do the maths!

Modify: that is around #130,000 per month.
It now depends on how much Nigerian Doctors earn per month!
But, I think you are right.
That's a shame!

RE: MODIFY!
Ur calculation is wrong, if someone earn 12dollar per hour, assuming the person works 12 hours a day, that's 
144 dollars and that person works 26days a month that's 3744dollars in a month, now convert that to naira.

Thank you, I was calculating 12 dollars a day instead of 12 dollars an hour... Thanks man!!
Let me modify!

Dont bother modifying further. Obviously maths is not ur thing, befr u go pass there crase becos of basic maths.

BlueRayDick:
So tyre don finish for the whole iyana ipaja? Abi all the petrol station no open?
Why is this killer still feeding on tax payers' money while in police custody?

True talk bro!

Dididrumz:
So sinners should not call the name of the Lord?

Oga pls dont b incorrigible! Calling the name of the Lord for what reason precisely?

laplace19:
I was just looking for a comment like this.
That post there is totally untrue. My uncle works with shell for over 12yrs now and also heads a department like that, as of 2014-2015 he was earning 2mil per month... let alone entry level earning same with him.

Chevron is around 15m for entry level.

SIMPLYkush:
What good has a disabled man got? he should be taken to the IDP camp

But u r mentally disabled, yet u r on nairaland.

NwaAmaikpe:




Alhamdulillah.
Nothing brings more joy to my heart than seeing the teaching of our prophet inscribed in the impressionable hearts of these young ones.
This way they will never grow up to depart from the truth or be led astray by Kafirs.

Imagine they already know that male and female should not mix. The females are submissively seated at the back just the way the prophet taught us.
Unlike the conventional schools where boys and girls sit together encouraging feminism.

I have no problem with the state of this Karatu centre. What matters is that knowledge is being imparted.

Lol.. This crazy dude is really intelligent.

fk001:
1000 likes for you.

Let's boycott the election, all we want is referendum.

But remember u cannot stop elections frm holding. If u decide not to vote, even kids in the North have their pvc ready to vote in Buhari.
Buhari: the man that killed scores of Igbos, proscribed IPOB , and sent ur leader Kanu into Oblivion .
Think again.

This confused group must have started working for APC caus this thrash in the guise of a writeup can only pass for an endorsement for APC.
Useless and selfish Igbos. I spite y'all!

KrystosCJ:
The way some of you talk about or speak of God is very bad. Free speech does not mean you should reduce God to a level as though you are talking about a mortal whose tendencies are very obvious.

Be careful!

Our God is in heaven; he does whatever pleases him.Psalm 115:3
Mr 'holly holly', does this verse make any sense to u?

But who posted this thrash at this time when important tins r being discussed naw

All these hungry girls knw how to disgrace their family sha! I'm glad I didn't give birth to a girl...

kiddoiLL:
Next time Jim Iyke comes out and he sees this guy that just killed him

Hahaha.. I swear!

basty:
May the sprits of Lamurudu, sango, Saponno, Obatala and Esu strike you dead in Jesus name

No such spirits sir!

neweraomo:
yours will start tomorrow you this asshole, I will definitely quote you by Oct 15...cos you are going to die before then, your parent will mourn over you soon by God's grace ,you think you can curse, you don meet your doom as from this moment

Lol.. Not to worry, u guys will live. God is not man. He's faithful even in our unfaithfulness.

NonsoWow:
OP, what is so difficult in inserting VIEWER'S DISCRETION in order to warn us in advance of this horrible photos?

Oga, with all due respect keep quiet! U Nigerians complain a lot. Prior to this time, ppl like u complained saying the word 'graphic' should b included in the post. Now u c a post with 'graphic' yet u want 'viewers discretion'.r u a baby?

SarakiBukola:
Voluptuous***

Voluminous bawo ?

Hahaha @voluminous bawo.. No b only voluminous

Nwodosis:
But their drivers say that they are captains and always warn never to be addressed as drivers, how come a whole captain slept off?

Hahaha.. Haven't u heard.. 'Na big name dey kill small dog'?

khvnggift:
.
Ewo .
Hw big is it
Na custard bucket size ?

Lol..

Airforce1:
This hoe too wants to trend ?

When you stop throwing money at them, they jump on social media to spew thrash

Smh

If the devil wants to run you down financially, he would give you a Nigerian girl from a poor home for relationship because they're always lazy and money thirsty.
they always want more money .

I beg to disagree with u on this. This lady was bold enough to divorce John Ogu irrespective of his financial status. Whores will rather stare at death in the face than leave any source of cash.

So? Next pls !

Hungry youths!

jchioma:
Congrats dear Linda! I am so happy for you!

This is what we call "safe and successful delivery".




Shuo! Hey, come o! You and dis Linda get case before? You sound so bitter and personal. Her life will go on, but I feel sorry for you... Ekpa there!

Haha.. Just when we thought we av seen it all. The guy must b a herbalist who failed in his assignment.

Rexnegro:
I don't think so bro , America have abolish that rule , no more automatic citizenship through birth for the child of foreign parents

I can imagine what's written on the birth certificate..
Country of birth: Nigeria.
Pls try to say only what u knw.
Regards.

No shame anymore. Naked ladies everywhere.

Jafar1:
do u really believe wizkid can't pay his children's school fees?

It's not a matter of belief. Let him pay!

OlumoRock07:
You are definitely right sir,the day i went thru my now ex phone when she slept off on my bed i realized she was a shameless slut,[b]i wanted to wake her up and fight her [/b]but after checking her watsapp futher nd seeing her chats with about 6 male contacts,all i did was wake her up,shag her then after she left i told her never to address me as her boyfriend heneforth nd she blocked me and i was so relieved but i suffered heartbreak effects few days after cus i was loyal nd faithful to her,i did nt give room for any other girl in my life nd i suffered for it but am passed that now and learned my lessons.
In dis age its brst having Main chick,side chick and even extra chicks.

Lol.. That really got me

TopWinner:
Bovi's English is exquisitely flawless. Hats off.

I don't care about this beef ffs.

English is Jst a language; Nothing to duff hats.
2yrs ago, my house help could only understand her native dialect( not evn Pidgin English ). Hear her speak today and u will also duff dat ur hat.
English has nothing to do with intelligence- just a language.
Adams Oshiomole speaks 'flawlessly' but...

manci:
or for retual purpose.

Hahaha.. Crazy NL ppl

Mekanus:
The funny thing is that sniper don't even kill mosquitoes again. this guy just wasted some good sniper. That shiit goes for #500 now.

Lol.. D other day I sprayed sniper all over my house and returned the next day with my family only to b welcomed by the hum of a mosquito on entry.

papalsbuIl:
even abokii that cannot read is applauding the twitter bastard

Haha.. I swear. Illiteracy is a big disease. First thing a normal person should do is to check that over sabi guy's antecedents and check Oby's. Quite simple.
Dude is Tryna use wat he sees in books to compare real life experiences.

All of a sudden, an ordinary inspector went to search an elder statesman's hous of his own accord? God will judge our leaders before judgement day.