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Billyonaire: [img]http://winnipegcrime.files./2011/08/789crown.jpg?w=300&h=213[/img]

Oh Mighty Beaf. This crown has been presented to you by the anti-progressives, the nematodes who disrespected your presence, Now they miss you to pieces. Tinubu says you are the Best. Buhari says you are the best. Tunde Bakare says, He is worshipping GEJ now. That there are no more sermons on the mount on sundays. Boko Haram is in comatose. They Present this crown to thee. Asking for thy return to cyberspace. All their followers are on their knees. Asking for thyself return. Show mercy oh King Beaf. They Hunger for they goodnews on GEJ, they thirst for the sweet wines on the stables of FRESH AIR. cos TEAM GEJ OWNS THE CROWN!!!

All hail the king! Long live the king!

berem: that is why am respecting myself! I won't fail to blast any untamed animal who touches my tail in the name of insulting me.and to make matters worse,definitely not something that has to do with the Man of the Moment, BEAF.am on this thread to Hail "The Legend".as my husband would call him "ONWA N'ETIRI OHA OF NAIRALAND.

Choi! Beaf,d'banj title of "osi na nwata buru ogaranya" too small. "LEGEND" keep smiling. Make I even dial his number.....Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho! Santa's laugh.

wirinet: So how where another man decide to stick his dìck affect you? Whether he decides to cut off his dick, stick it into his own àss or jack off, it is non of your concern. Don't you have other things to expend your mental energy on?
You cannot jugde others by your religious, moral, racial or social prejudices.

That is your fuc.king business,all of you who tolerate bull.sh.it. I am entitled to my opinion, and no gay British idi.iotic govt or any other govt has the right to per.vert Africa and what she stands for.

Billyonaire: Lord Beaf shall make triumphant entry when the thread is populated with the jealous anti-Progressive nematodes who see nothing good even with political electron microscope. Tell the haters to line up here and witness the triumphant entry in SLK 2013. GEJ - FRESH AIR!!!

Sure bro. And all of them shall bow with their heads to the ground shouting hosanna! Hosanna! In the highest for the chosen one.

Billyonaire: Honour the cries of the nematodes Oh Lord Beaf. They hunger for thy goodnews about GEJ, they thirst for thy sweet wine of thoughts on GEJ. The sons of Tinubu and Boko BuHari apologize for thy disappearance into firmament and plead with thee to return. They beg to SUPPORT TEAM GEJ and to baptize and repent from their bad masters and join our FRESH AIR CREW. Show mercy Oh Lord Beaf. GEJ, NIGERIA'S SAVIOR

Maybe he will need more supplications and burnt offerings. The heathens(Tinubu Dogs) are crying and weeping asking the messiah to return.

OYINBOGOJU: Exactly what we are talking about Nigerians

Im not disappointed

Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho! Santa's laugh.

[quote author=One_Naira]I know right? 7 pages and counting.

Wow[/quote]Beaf is trending,and all are expecting his triumphal entry into Jeru....uja with his new 2013 SLK....wow!

amicdan: All for the almighty BEAF 7 pages n still counting....

Non of them can be this important to even themselves. They are crying out for their messiah to come and heal their land. Hohohohohohohoh, I am laughing like Santa.

Billyonaire: https://www.porhomme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2013-mercedes-benz-sl-2012-cars-detroit-auto-show-1.jpg

The Son of Man will make triumphant entry into Nairaland in the horse above, and all shall behold his angelic presence! Pray thee to behold his presence at the right moment, when the thread is populated with anti-GEJ nematoes with jealous eyes. All Hail Beaf, the Liahona of our time, the Lord of TEAM FRESH AIR! .We are TEAM GEJ, and We LEAD!!!

And all of us labeled 40 laptop crew shall rejoice, for they shall behold his glory and marvel at the magnitude of fresh air and shall say " indeed,this is the almighty Beaf,blessed are they who believe without seeing.

Gbawe: Look, how about atheists who don't believe in God like , famously, Nick Clegg the UK's deputy PM? How should he perceive issues? Think about it and it will be obvious that when religion is taken out, you don't have much of an argument because issues simply and logically boil down to letting consenting adults do as they please privately in their bedrooms. You only pass judgement based on your specific religion.

I cannot get physical on people that engage in activities that distort natural forms of things. Let us call bad bad and stop hiding under the guise of religion,beliefs,and whatever you call it. The natural form if human conjugation is for a man and woman. They should have devised new places to stick their di.cks,instead of in their filthy asses. What do they need holes for? Faggo.ts!

Billyonaire: And they will chant....Hosanna! Hosanna!! Hosanna!!! Blessed is he who comes in the name of GEJ! FRESH AIR!!! We LEAD and others FOLLOW!

Laying down their garments and getting 2013 SLK straight from the factory for him,scrambling to touch the hem of his garment.

Billyonaire: This is John the Baptist heralding the second coming of the cyber-deity codenamed "Beaf". The cyber-god says for me to inform the nairalanders that he is coming "as a thief in the nights" Prepare thy-selves oh sons and daughters of Nairaland and make thyselves worthy of beholding his presence!

And they shall give him triumphant entry into Jeru..uja

Billyonaire: Beaf! Beaf!! Where art thou? There is confusion in cyberspace. Your lovers and haters alike want to see that monika on threads to devour the enemies of progressive GEJ. Outwardly they express that they hate thee, Inwardly they worship thee wholeheartedly. Show thyself Oh cyber-deity and lead in the war to decimate the anti-FRESH AIR! nematodes. So Mote It Be!

Hahahahahahahah. Inside their closets,they worshipped him, they revered him,they cannot do without him. Their lives are now boring because Beaf no send their lowlife rantings. Hahahahahahahah. Beaf, ignore them till some of them become suicidal,then you can show yourself. For now, relax on your vacation and shun childish bickerings....real issues will attract your attention. Inu go?

apala911: Haba mallam.......thread gently and be cautious of statements that are untoward of a real statesman

Is he a statesman? People should stop making the imp more than what he is. The guy has psychosis and is gradually getting demented. Can he fight? All these rantings come up because h e has been given free reign. He is lucky that I am not The president. Maybe he has a hand in the demise of Yar'dua. Foo.l!

bayooooooo: There is nothing wrong in being gay or homo.sex.ual as long as you don't force others to adopt same orientation. Have you been to hell before? You seem to know more about it.

There is everything wrong with being gay. It is Evil and stinks.....God did not design man that way,man and woman was created and everything that was made was made in pairs.

saxywale: GBAM GBAM GBOSA!

@OP, that's your answer right there. In summary, the future really looks bleak in naija.

Pessimists like you are the ones making people not to smile. Nigerians are not as tight faced as you guys are portraying. It is on record that we ae the happiest people on planet earth. Doom prophets like you and your lots will not be smiling because all your projections and prophesies of doom are being quashed and make null and void. Get help!

Homosexuality is a curse from the pit of hell. Any true bible reading and believing fellow will not conceive nor engage in such abomination. I wonder why people are scared of speaking up against evil....."whatever is born of God does not commit sin,His seed abideth in him and because it abideth in him,he cannot sin" those are not my words....Christians should never be found watering down on their hard stance on homosexuality. I will never back down from calling it capital EVIL.

[quote author=yanni.]2013 is too vague,lets be specific,1st quarter,2nd quarter,3rd quarter or 1st half? Which of them so we can know wen to start measuring efficiency.[/quote]Looking for arsenal? Your fodder canon is old.

Too callous, I wonder when police will clean up their act.

fankasibe: .....so, some of una still believe in rule of law in 9ja....u ar on a long thing

Is it highness or........?

Captainajama: We have developed more than ha level of 6-8 states,but,looking at he level of greed and hunger for power no one will agree in state reduction,rather,we should balance the equation with south east favoured more.

Now, the presidency is seeing the sense in giving south east the balance that has eluded them for a long time. This is goodnews,Nigerians should shun selfish interest and embrace fairness,equity and peace.

[quote author=Ji_sun_pack]Who is this menstrual pad? You could as well come out boldly, cos we don't harm gays.

secondly, Odunnu is my love and if you aren't happy with that then go book Dana flight or mop the pacific ocean.


Lastly, lemme do you some little help
Here you go www.101-ways-to-masturbatesss.com

Go catch some fun. Cane bastardo![/quote]Who is this low life,confused,addicted and mushed up fella! Don't draw fury to yourself on this forum,else,the heat will not cease even after your masturb..ating spree.

If he was arrested for a crime,isit a set up? If he actually did what he is bn accused of,was he hypnotised into it? It's funny how people reason on this forum.

Definitely, if the blood suckers and suicide bombers should be wise and stop selling their lives to evil manipulators in this country,we will rise stronger.

Callotti: Christians also kill in GOD'S name!
Religion is like a very potent hallucinogen. . .it gives a false air of superiority not to mention self-importance.
The worst culprits are CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS!

Your insinuations in this modern times is absurd,stupid and ridiculous. Christians are not violent,and do not go about shading blood of innocent people over any little provocation on any part of the globe. Stupi.d act by idio.ts.

Hypocritical bedwetters like Gbawe are so scared of the Beaf venom. What have they not done to stop his crusade,he has refused to bow down. Knowing the stuff Beaf is made of,his re-emergence will make them run with their legs between their tails.

dedeike: This government is on performance enhancing drug. The rate at which projects are going on in every sector is very alarming .
Just at a time when you feel they have disclosed all they have in offer, they just come up with new projects. The transformation agenda is really on a hyper mode.
One week, one dossier of contracts and projects.

Last week, it was a plethora of projects ranging from so many highways slated for funding under SURE P to Eleven terminals and airports undergoing remodelling and reconstruction across Nigeria. Same week, Govt launched the YOUWIN 2 for another round of employment for women. Same week, Minna-Kaduna trains were back on the track transporting people. Same week, contracts were awarded for the construction of East West and Abuja-Lokoja roads. Penultimate week, new Onitsha sea ports were commissioned and oil refinery in Anambra.

Same week, govt had offset outstanding and genuine subsidy claims to oil markerters and trader companies. Same week, the ministry of information announced plans to undertake a good governance tour to meet the people and showcase ongoing projects. same week, the SWF board was finally inaugurated with distinguished technocrats at the helm to champion development on a three phase basis.

This week, it is still projects galore. Our Foriegn reserves has hit a remarkable 41 billion dollars. Our oil production has peaked 2.7 Mbpd. The government has secured a strategic loan deal with nexim bank for financing of three critical developmental projects viz Abuja railway, New airports, national Internet/ communication backbone. Etc

Now this. A significant 44 infrastructural projects in the much neglected Niger Delta region. The air can only get fresher.

All the Thomases will bare their fangs now.......swallats!

Gbawe should be exiled to Ghana,since there is nothing good in Nigeria....come o! Are you a Nigerian? You always thrive in controversy and hate filled name calling. Mtcheeeeeeew! How many times will you jump on any wagon that tries to take away from he new frontiers GEJ is breaking. Gaa Zuru ike, anu mpam.

Novice1: I will lose my hope in humanity if El Rufai accepts any position from this government.....

I have always laughed at he short Mallam, like I keep saying, we know his likes,Dino Melaye,Tunde Bakare. Wait and see,if he is given a juicy appointment,he will give you that crap about being patriotic and willing to serve for change. The man and his cohorts are very selfish individuals and I keep saying it that I have my facts.

I am still enjoying up to 20 hours power supply....majority of Nigerians will still be on the positive side.

Elueme: The earlier these low thinkers who continuously bring shame and disrepute to the muslim world understand that God doesn't need any man to fight his course, the better for everyone

My brother,this always baffle me. Why would people go violent on the mention of their religion or a prophet? God fights his own wars.

See his mouth. You that intimidated and killed corp members to get your way back to a seat you have occupied with guns and terror. You still have guts to talk about playing fair? Buhari should just go and sit down.