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TV/MoviesRe: Dee-One: "Nina And Miracle Pray Before Sex, Bambam Came As A Prophetess" by Mandrake007(m): 7:17pm On Mar 09, 2018
Nigerians are hypocrites always pretending like they don't mess,how come there are 200million nigerians,i guess our ancestors are Bleep.ing in another realm and dropping babies on us..
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Wishes Tboss A Happy Birthday, Neglects His Ex-wife Lilian Esoro by Mandrake007(m): 7:12pm On Mar 09, 2018
MzMe:
Oh yes men must obey and respect me, that's the fact, deal with it. For the records, I don't deal with indomie instant noodles men, go and find your mate.
because you're otedola's daughter? Thunder fire you,who told you I'm an indomie instant noodle guy,I'm a super pack guy,I can only respect but that depends a whole lot on you but I'd be damned if ever obey a woman,you better drop that mindset it won't take you far,be humble,you just need a good pounding this evening I think you're stressed.
RomanceRe: Can Guys Also Be Raped? How? By Whom? by Mandrake007(m): 7:06pm On Mar 09, 2018
YES!guys get raped by both females and fellow guys,but the worst thing that can ever happen to guy is to be pounded and sexually abused by his fellow guy,it is every guys nightmare,the after effects are horrible both mentally and physically,it happens most especially in prison,watch the Oz it's an American tele series about prison,you'll see lots of guys getting raped you might even get a boner and start questioning your sexuality,so I'd recommend you this at your own risks grin
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Wishes Tboss A Happy Birthday, Neglects His Ex-wife Lilian Esoro by Mandrake007(m): 6:54pm On Mar 09, 2018
MzMe:
I am not defined by any dick, I am a woman of high self esteem, I don't run after men's third leg. You must obey and respect me before you can try to come close to me. So man, pack all your dicks, I don't need them. As if the dick is something important, all these tiny dick men... Tueh.
obey and respect you? are you God?a woman of high self esteem ko,no dey make mouth 4 me na una pusy dey wide pass and how dare you call my dick tiny u dey craze,come and take this dick before I change my mind.
CelebritiesRe: Crowncy Anyanwu: "I Am A Virgin, Rich Men Make Me Wet" (Photos) by Mandrake007(m): 6:47pm On Mar 09, 2018
she's just a lesbian,that's how they cover up their sexuality with the 'virgin' tag,i know her type.
EducationRe: Zuriel Oduwole Speaks At The Ron Clark Academy In Atlanta by Mandrake007(m): 6:44pm On Mar 09, 2018
jesus! how can a white man's cassava be that big..man i'm ashamed of being a black man..
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Wishes Tboss A Happy Birthday, Neglects His Ex-wife Lilian Esoro by Mandrake007(m): 6:41pm On Mar 09, 2018
MzMe:
And look at this dick head. You men are not my match, I will serve you guys hot. Imagine Two foolish boys attacking me in one thread, it shows how empty you men are. Useless sons of bitches.
exactly what I was expecting,a typical fishbrain reply,all you need is a good dick.
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Wishes Tboss A Happy Birthday, Neglects His Ex-wife Lilian Esoro by Mandrake007(m): 6:21pm On Mar 09, 2018
MzMe:
Lilian does not have his time, he is a pussy nigga and Tboss is just his hoe... Useless being at 34.
look at this fishbrain
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by Mandrake007(m): 6:13pm On Mar 09, 2018
Dimples129:
I heard I was an egg inside my mother's egg before she was even an embryo...

But... I could be wrong.
no you were not,you have been misinformed,you came from your daddy's seminiferous tubules which is located in his testicles enclosed by his nutsack,without that babygirl,there'd be no you,gotta be grateful to papa.
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Esoro Celebrates Her Birthday Today by Mandrake007(m): 1:40pm On Mar 09, 2018
happy birthday to lesbian esoro
CrimeRe: Mother Catches Neighbor Raping Her 9-Year-Old Daughter In Bayelsa (Photos) by Mandrake007(m): 1:35pm On Mar 09, 2018
If he wanted little girls all he could have done was travel to the north.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by Mandrake007(m): 1:29pm On Mar 09, 2018
and where do all women come from? a man's nutsack.CASE CLOSED!
RomanceRe: Top 10 States In Nigeria With The Most Beautiful Girls – Do You Agree? by Mandrake007(m): 12:48pm On Mar 09, 2018
igbo girls hold the top spot alongside northern girls but the yoruba girls are at the bottom,I'd include edo girls but most of them have traveled to Italy tongue
RomanceRe: I Saw This And I Wanted To Cry For Our Men.... by Mandrake007(m): 12:39pm On Mar 09, 2018
her saggy tit§ looking like flip flops,bitçh tit§ fallen lower than the naira,bitçh tit§ should be put up for rent cos someone might wanna rent a flat,with those ugly set of tit§ just imagine what her punanì would look like? what if it is saggy as well? some girls have expired and should be discarded.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Finially Told Me What She Was Hiding....depressed by Mandrake007(m): 12:32pm On Mar 09, 2018
since you're not satisfied with her looks this is where sidechicks come into the fore,get a side chick that's everything your girl is not,love your girl and fùck your sidechick anytime you want,she has deceived you it's time to payback.
RomanceRe: What Is The Best Thing Your Girl Has Said To You? by Mandrake007(m): 12:28pm On Mar 09, 2018
"OK I'll do it" after months of persuading her to do anal.
RomanceRe: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Mandrake007(m): 12:21pm On Mar 09, 2018
OK let's try imagine this..

The girl picked up the used condom filled with sticky sperm up,laid on her back with her legs spread wide opened and poured it on into her vagina then rubbed it in with her fingers,then went into the bathroom washed her hands,took a selfie and back to bed..yuck some bixtches nasty man embarassed
RomanceRe: Man Finds Out The 'Uncle' Who Stood As His Wife's Dad Was Her Sugar Daddy by Mandrake007(m): 12:13pm On Mar 09, 2018
women are treacherous,switch the genders and watch how women come out in full force to lambaste the man,a man's evil ways is barely half of a woman's..
CrimeRe: How A Facebook User Was Scammed Of #1000 At Victoria Island (must Read) by Mandrake007(m): 12:06pm On Mar 09, 2018
when you think you're smart but actually foolish.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Steps Out For International Women’s Day by Mandrake007(m): 8:45pm On Mar 08, 2018
This bipolar bi.tch if you're strong enough you'll still be under your husband.
RomanceRe: My Nigerian Boyfriend Wants To Bleach by Mandrake007(m): 8:06pm On Mar 08, 2018
majority of africans,Nigerians in particular suffer from low self esteem they've a fetish for lightskin and unfortunately your bf falls in that category,that's why bleaching is rampant in these parts,i'm a mixed man as well and if I could get a dollar for every time people have approached me to ask what cream I used I could be bill gates by now,i used to think it was just a female thing but nah the number of male bleachers are on the rise,so if your bf is adamant on lightening up and it doesn't affect the relationship ayy let him do it then it's not really a big deal nowadays,we've got an Internet personality named bobrisky who's renowned for his bleaching maybe that's who your bf is looking up to grin
RomanceRe: Why Do You Want To Marry? by Mandrake007(m): 7:48pm On Mar 08, 2018
DeadRat:
Not Interested In Marriage For Now
nobody cares ratty boy
RomanceRe: What Gender Does The Most Foolish Things When They Fall In Love? by Mandrake007(m): 7:36pm On Mar 08, 2018
women are natural dummies gotta give them that so when they fall in love,their pussy alone suffers it and after a while they can move on,they always move on.

But when a guy falls deeply in love,he goes head head over heels,he becomes the most foolish person on earth,his bank account suffers it,his family affair suffers,he goes to extreme heights to prove his love all the time and also looks for proof to justify his foolishness,he literally becomes a slave to a woman,its like being intoxicated by strong wine.

so I give it to the MALE.
CelebritiesRe: Afia Schwarzenegger Blasts President Buhari: "Grab A Bible & Read Mathew 7:3-5" by Mandrake007(m): 3:07pm On Mar 08, 2018
how can she tell buhari to grab a book when he cannot read
RomanceRe: Overindulgence: How Watching Porn Is Actively Ruining Your Life by Mandrake007(m): 2:49pm On Mar 08, 2018
but if the brain releases excessive dopamine as a reaction to things we derive pleasure from and if pleasure is indeed a good thing which I believe it is,how can an addiction to it make it a bad thing?,does that make pleasure a bad thing? remember there are other things we love to do on a regular basis which I believe makes our brains produce dopamine likely the same amount as porn consumers,doesn't that make all of us pretty fúcked up regardless of porn addiction or not?
RomanceRe: Stop Demanding For Sex Up And Down From Ladies by Mandrake007(m): 2:35pm On Mar 08, 2018
LostMyZeal:
Says a dedicated, ass-licking HYPOCRITE
he wants to win the admiration of females so he can pm them and later ask for nudes,i know his type,his mouth must stink so bad right now after all the excessive butt licking.
RomanceRe: Stop Demanding For Sex Up And Down From Ladies by Mandrake007(m): 2:32pm On Mar 08, 2018
MJBOLT:
mr innovative ideas,what have your ideas done to make nigeria better,oponu.........what about nigerian girls? Whats stopping them from having innovative ideas,everything you wrote is pure trash,you are comparing us to the USA where porn,homosexuality is legal undecided is your brain paining you?
that guy is a donkey he's just forcing himself to make sense.
RomanceRe: She's Only 16 But She Fine Scatter, Her Body Dey Mad Person! by Mandrake007(m): 2:21pm On Mar 08, 2018
bruh fuçk her,there's nothing wrong,its not child abuse,those young girls are fresher and tighter than those old cargos that have swallowed multiple d!cks in their 20's,the age of consent I believe is 16 in most first world countries and if a girl of 16 can fuçk with her peers why can't she be fuçked by an adult?? it's not like she's 13 bruh it's not also like you're forcing her into something she doesn't know about,the fruit is ripe pluck it my n!gga!

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