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CrimeRe: Man Tears His Lover’s Pant & Bra In Lagos After She Denied Him Sex by Mandrake007(m): 10:33pm On Mar 10, 2018
Rough sex is the best especially when she's on her period #ragefuck things,just dry hump her in one smooth thrust and watch her let out a loud NOOOOOOO! grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by Mandrake007(m): 10:29pm On Mar 10, 2018
shaybebaby:
I think science begs to differ, we may soon be able to do away with you folks entirely. cool

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2998777/scientists-grow-worlds-first-mouse-embryos-from-stem-cells/
keep forcing this far fetched fantasies on yourself grin grin artificial wombs are already at our doorsteps,goggle is your friend do your research,we men are at the top we've got the source of life in our ballz,imagine we already got sex dolls and artificial wombs,where does that leave you women? in a few years time you lot will lose value completely and 'groom price' will be a new thing because women will become desperate grin it's a man's world,we decide.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by Mandrake007(m): 9:18pm On Mar 10, 2018
shaybebaby:
Which is?
The sperm is paramount and holds the key to fertilization and reproduction.
RomanceRe: When Did You Opened Your Nairaland Account by Mandrake007(m): 9:11pm On Mar 10, 2018
I opened my account in 2016 to make an inquiry about a health scare I had from a fellow nairalander who was suffering from the same ailment,other than that I just followed nairaland for the news update and read comments but this year I decided to get involved and be active,its been exciting,i've had a few good arguments with some sane and educated people on here,i must say I've been impressed.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by Mandrake007(m): 9:00pm On Mar 10, 2018
shaybebaby:
And y'all still need the egg from our ovaries so checkmate! cool
you no wan accept fact abi
RomanceRe: State The Reasons Why You Cheat(ed) On Your Spouse. by Mandrake007(m): 8:59pm On Mar 10, 2018
I love the fùckin Internet it's where everybody is so badass and can be whatever they want,shame same can't be said in real life..
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Cee-C "I Can’t See Without My Lashes" by Mandrake007(m): 8:45pm On Mar 10, 2018
oh is that so? did you know I can't fuçk without my penìs...
TravelRe: Lady Narrates Near Crash Experience Onboard An Arik Flight From Lagos To Ghana by Mandrake007(m): 8:42pm On Mar 10, 2018
BdorianGray:
No am not from Edo. However that ability is universal.Now u can be quiet about this if u won't join grin...Tanx.
I'm not interested but i'll bookmark this post for reference purpose one can never tell when he needs a hand grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by Mandrake007(m): 8:34pm On Mar 10, 2018
lovelygurl:
Are you trying to say without the egg there'll still be a zygote or which point are you trying to make here?The sperm and egg unite in one of the fallopian tubes to form the zygote. The sperm AND egg. The sperm isn't responsible for any fertilization whatsoever but the sperm AND egg.

Nutsack ko, groundnut ni. Even if such finally happens the egg of a woman is still needed. Your so called source would be of a waste without the egg. I'm hoping to one day read of your sons and daughters being formed in an artificial womb. At least it will be one step into empowering our beloved women.
no,the womb would be totally useless without the sperm,who womb epp,men are needed to make babies and in the near future women won't be needed for sh!t,if you like accept it or not,you can't tweak facts to favor your opinion,we got the X'Y until your womb abi egg can match that you're just blabbing along with the bimbos liking your comment.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by Mandrake007(m): 3:24pm On Mar 10, 2018
lovelygurl:
Actually a sperm is not a human being. It only becomes one inside a woman's womb. Every single human being's first home was inside the womb. That's when the heart learns how to start beating
no one said a sperm is a human being,the the egg has one chromosome but the sperm alone has two chromosomes responsible for fertilization without them there's no zygote,we all came from the testes that's our first home,the womb just serves as an incubator,right now with scientific advancement artificial uterus/wombs are being designed which can grow babies outside the natural wombs,so as for wombs there are scientific alternatives but for the sperm there's no duplicate or alternative and there's only one source,a man's NUTSACK our beloved home,nothing is ever going to change it even science,your notion of the 'womb being our first home' is wrong.
RomanceRe: Toilet Habits For Ladies by Mandrake007(m): 3:12pm On Mar 10, 2018
kimbraa:
You just stated all you observed in your girlfriend so it's not your fault. The dirty girl you've been dating is responsible for these formed opinion on ladies. Like I stated earlier, we don't all do the aforementioned.
You said ladies don't want to visit the thread 'cause it triggers their insecurities, and when asked to list these insecurities you made mention of wiping with tissue after peeing, are you confused or outrightly silly?
you're taking this to heart,its normal I understand and wiping after peeing wasn't the only thing I mentioned,now you're staging a direct attack at me with the 'dirty girlfriend' jibe and branding me silly,that's uncalled for,i think you're triggered and you're getting the term 'insecurity' all mixed up,I'm not judging you guys,i know you guys get sensitive when issues like this are brought up,with your reaction I've been vindicated.
TravelRe: Lady Narrates Near Crash Experience Onboard An Arik Flight From Lagos To Ghana by Mandrake007(m): 3:03pm On Mar 10, 2018
jayson87:
Arik when will oyu guys rfund m money, my flight from Abuja to Lagos that was cancalled January 2017
are you for real? grin I think your money is gone..
TravelRe: Lady Narrates Near Crash Experience Onboard An Arik Flight From Lagos To Ghana by Mandrake007(m): 3:01pm On Mar 10, 2018
BdorianGray:
Drake, you can also stop travelling by air internationally... The safety factor is relative with both them means..Best is to learn to fly urself with a long broom in the astral plane to anywhere u wish without the red tapes hassles of authorities here and there...
Its worth it...u can join us grin Am serious though...
no thanks,i don't travel internationally often,but I've never experienced the poor services and inconvenience rendered by our domestic airlines on an international carrier never,and I'm sure you must come from edo state for that your advice grin
TravelRe: Lady Narrates Near Crash Experience Onboard An Arik Flight From Lagos To Ghana by Mandrake007(m): 2:55pm On Mar 10, 2018
ExpressBooking:
I quite agree with you. All these incidents they try as much to cover up. I am still surprised that till now on Nairaland or anywhere, it was not reported that a catastrophe was averted by God's intervention on Wednesday 7th March 2018.

An Air peace Boeing aircraft named OBINNA, flying from Enugu to Lagos on the said day by 07:00hrs,immediately on taking off from the airport with the front tyre up already, lost an engine and the pilot was forced to abort take off. They said the engine failure is as a result of bird strike and the aircraft was grounded. Even till about 13:30hrs the whole passengers are still stranded at the airport.

Its sad having to fly with your blood pressure shooting high to the heavens. I was flying Arik that day by 12:25hrs from Enugu to Lagos,and after seeing the aircraft at the Enugu airport and interacting with the stranded passengers who were onboard that aircraft, I had to close my eyes and fly to Lagos that day but not without the highest level of blood pressure
The dana plane I boarded had problems taking off,kept bouncing on and off on the runway,I was so terrified i felt like dying,i thought about coming off,the pilot had to repeat the takeoff routine before we could take off,while on air we experienced 'severe turbulence' according to the pilot which turned the whole passengers into prayer warriors grin grin it's funny to me now but back then it wasn't..
RomanceRe: Toilet Habits For Ladies by Mandrake007(m): 11:38am On Mar 10, 2018
kimbraa:
Please, keep quiet. Wiping with tissue after peeing is appropriate, and do all girls do the aforementioned?
you see,i just triggered your insecurity lol was there ever a time I said it was inappropriate? please look up the meaning of insecurity and yes girls do I know for a fact and even if you do would you admit it? nahh because you find it too embarrassing to divulge which is understandable.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Man Like Your Father Or A Woman Like Your Mother by Mandrake007(m): 11:17am On Mar 10, 2018
YES
RomanceRe: “if Your Man Is Unhappy With The Way You Get Your Money Then Let Him Go” - Lady by Mandrake007(m): 11:06am On Mar 10, 2018
some women will just come out and be deceiving people,this is indirectly promoting cheating and indecency and some fishbrains will embrace it and run away with it awon feminists them smh,i can already see one already saying white people marry strippers and pornstars #fishbraingang
RomanceRe: Nigerian Sex Therapist Reveals Shocking Things She Does With Sperm (photo) by Mandrake007(m): 11:00am On Mar 10, 2018
wait! isn't that a man?
TravelRe: Lady Narrates Near Crash Experience Onboard An Arik Flight From Lagos To Ghana by Mandrake007(m): 10:49am On Mar 10, 2018
I stopped traveling by air domestically since 2015 after a terrifying incident onboard dana,it happened before with arik I thought it was a one off but the second time,i stopped,life is precious we have buses..
RomanceRe: Toilet Habits For Ladies by Mandrake007(m): 10:45am On Mar 10, 2018
xclntmoda:
List them.
you know them,

you wipe with tissues after peeing

you sometimes produce a white or colorless sticky substance while urinating

you don't wipe your butts after taking a dump if you got nails

you go out with extra panties incase you stain the one you're wearing.

you use excess deodorant to cover the smell you perceive as a result of poor hygiene.

etc
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Wishes Tboss A Happy Birthday, Neglects His Ex-wife Lilian Esoro by Mandrake007(m): 10:30am On Mar 10, 2018
MzMe:
You won't come online to show how brain dead you are if your mother really trained you well, or let's say you just won't listen to your mother. Useless children who always cause problems for their family. Just go back to your senses and let your mother's trainings reflect in your about to die life. Get a life and get it in large proportion. I'm done with your stupidity, bye now and forever. Useless individual.
I tried to help you,but your ignorance and foolishness is like a stubborn tumor that won't go away,it just highlights your poor upbringing,you can only vent on a faceless forum but in real life you're invisible,anyway you're a kid and you're dumb I pity your vagïna..
RomanceRe: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Mandrake007(m): 11:49pm On Mar 09, 2018
what's with these arselicking excuse for men trying to impress girls all the time??the vagina is meant for men to achieve orgasm,women have vibrators and dildos they can help themselves to some fun,some don't even know what orgasm is but they jump on the bandwagon,next thing you know they got a new slogan "men are scum for not making us climax" undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by Mandrake007(m): 10:30pm On Mar 09, 2018
Dimples129:
Again... I could be wrong. undecided

What you are saying is only applicable to boys. Girls are in their mum's egg and not the father's sperm.
every female carries eggs,zygotes aren't in females eggs,babies,be it females or males are made when the sperm fertilizes the egg,the eggs got only the x chromosome while the sperm has the x and y chromosome,when the sperm fertilizes the egg and it's xx it's a girl and when it's xy it's a boy..
PoliticsRe: 2019: Sule Lamido Gives Reasons Nigerians Must Sack Buhari, APC by Mandrake007(m): 8:52pm On Mar 09, 2018
so all we got now is northerners? no one else from the south is credible enough to contest?it's no longer a north versus south battle anymore,nigeria is now a property of the northerners...a bunch of herdsmens are now fighting for leadership to rule a country of intellectuals like nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Etiedu Ukpong Attacked By Thugs Over Facebook Post Against Emmanuel Enoidem by Mandrake007(m): 8:47pm On Mar 09, 2018
those big mouths in nairaland will soon get this treatment.
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Wishes Tboss A Happy Birthday, Neglects His Ex-wife Lilian Esoro by Mandrake007(m): 8:36pm On Mar 09, 2018
MzMe:
Go and die with this your rubbish thinking, you are as useless as hell... I pray you meet a strong woman who knows what she is and what she stands for, she will shake you thoroughly and all these your 1900 mentality will fall of. I am not your mate, get a life. I don't want to know you and I will never know you, I don't deal with slowpokes.
lol what's your definition of a strong woman? lol..there are women who survived wars,who had to make sacrifices to keep their families aloft during hard times,had to go against societal norms for the just cause,you girls are weak and emotionally fragile and nothing but keyboard warriors,I already got a strong woman in my life,my mother is lebanese,she's a very strong woman who comes from a sexist and religious bigoted family and she gave me the best upbringing a mother can give her son,you don't know anything you're just a kid..
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Wishes Tboss A Happy Birthday, Neglects His Ex-wife Lilian Esoro by Mandrake007(m): 8:07pm On Mar 09, 2018
Gabbysky:
Guys... Respect the dignity of a Lady please
bruh that's a young lass not a lady,I'm just giving her tough love,they've been led down the wrong path.
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Wishes Tboss A Happy Birthday, Neglects His Ex-wife Lilian Esoro by Mandrake007(m): 7:58pm On Mar 09, 2018
MzMe:
Oh pls, if you are wise enough, you will know I was only referring to Otedola as a point of contact to all wealthy men your lazy ass will want to dig from. I can see you are mentally retarded, saying women run the kitchen, don't give me that bullshit. Women of this generation is more than that and I'm sorry if your myopic self can't bring you to understand that... You try that with, you die of hunger.

I don't want to know you, you have revealed how low you are on this thread already, so swerve. Like I said, I am not your mate.
grin grin you can never know me grin grin you can't stand me in real life,our paths can never cross,sorry I'm not poor like the kind of men you're used to meeting,you can only be relevant and spew trash on a faceless forum like nairaland,and I'm sure it's feeble minded women like you pseudo feminists destroy with their rotten ideologies,keep fooling yourself,all your comments just expose your ignorance and how you've misinterpreted everything you've heard like a gender contest,you're not in a battle with men,you're below men the sooner you get that into your thick skull the better for you,the people that brainwashed you still go home and serve their husbands,na mumu like una dey carry feminism for head, "a man must obey me" you said,if a man told you "you must obey me" how will you react? I'm sure you will cry wolf... Thunder fire you again go and get sense your brain is leaking..
CelebritiesRe: "Did You Bleach?": Williams Uchemba Asked By Fans Over Throwback Photo by Mandrake007(m): 7:46pm On Mar 09, 2018
eew my man looks like a ferry
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Wishes Tboss A Happy Birthday, Neglects His Ex-wife Lilian Esoro by Mandrake007(m): 7:38pm On Mar 09, 2018
MzMe:
Keep exposing your low self esteem and gold digging characteristics, you will only obey Otedola's daughter because Otedola is a rich man? What a sad revelation. Let me tell you boy, you respect all women, you obey them because women run this world.
Men like you have female boss or bosses they fear and run when send on an errand by them. Don't come online to form one thing for me, I am not buying it.
lol look at your fishbran,that was just a simple comparison,as I learned in nigeria,its got nothing to with otedola or whatever I could have used any wealthy man's name to drive my point in a humorous way as intended but ofcourse your emotional side has gotten the best of of you,you're already getting worked up by it,and little girl women don't run the world,you run kitchens and kids don't be fooled by the false message,keep looking for a guy that'll obey you,carry that mentality and grow up and you'll be singing 'i'm a single lady" at 60,you wannabe feminists make me laugh and I don't form sh!t online if you wanna know mandrake pm me and I'll show u my world and you'll come back here and apologize for that sh!t you just typed...
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by Mandrake007(m): 7:26pm On Mar 09, 2018
Dimples129:
I have a feeling that you are wrong but I'll agree to disagree.
ohh i'm very right it's simple biology,question is what do you believe in?

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