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ferdimako: Safe trip and to be on the safe side are the correct ones.We understand your situation though.

Com'on don't stalk my main man joor.
Rooood Boy... I'm expecting you to give me the winning goal tommorrow joor. How ur side?

Nairaland hmmmm... Make i no comment shaar but e be like say some mod dey chop craxe for head shaar. Enuff of this rubbish making front page. One can easily conclude that most of ds mods are underage or earn crumbs with this shit making fp.

Adegokenath: tiwanna profile piz very bad and ungodly

I don't promote indecency but what exactly are you looking for by checking on Tiwanni's profile?
Conclusively, one may not be wrong to say you're ...

[size=20pt]hmmmm... i hope the unfortunate incident that befell T1 won't re-occur and if so, it'll still be fun. [/size]

Do you have previous picture of him?
If you're hell bent of seeing your guy, I'll suggest you storm Telecomm and provide his data.
They'll help you pull data on him and see through pictures of what they've gotten,
from there, you get his mobile and ring him.
This is one of the reasons why we have data capturing and stuffs.

[size=20pt]The Man Must be a Learner[/size]

Good News...
I received a mail from KCCDV concerning my case as to know when i will be schedule for interview and was told May.
My CN is 18k.
I was also reffered to keep checking the bulletine on 15th of every month.
So so happy to hear this.

I pray that the entire member of this E-Family have avalanche of blessing such that we all will marvel and our purpose in life will not come to a stand still. I come against every spirit of destiny aborter dieeeeeeee by fire in the mighty name of Jesus. I thank you lord because i know you have answered. In Jesus Glorious name i've prayeeeed!
Amen.
Have a smashing weekend.
ManTiger Signing off...

See hyping and packaging at the highest...
I can't but laff at UK.

it was Rafa Benitez that put Inter in trouble.

Maxymilliano: He's Britain's most-tattooed man, with 80 per cent of his body covered in ink.

But 33-year-old Mathew Whelan is now struggling to find work as a result of his devotion to body art.

After spending 300 hours in the tattooist's chair and having paid more than £20,000 for designs, Mr Whelan is currently volunteering in the office of a Liberal Democrat MP.

He has also changed his name to King Body Art The Extreme Ink-ite or, alternatively, King of Inkland.

Mr Whelan says body modification is a culture, a way of life and almost a religion.
Body Art has expressed his wish to educate the world on his colourful beliefs.

But he also volunteers at the office of Liberal Democrat MP John Hemmings in Yardley, in Birmingham.

Mr Whelan, from Birmingham, said: 'I've got so much respect for the history of body modification.

'It's an art and a culture and when a group of kids stare at me, I'll talk to them an explain the history of it.

'People who do what I do treat their body like a temple. Like Christian's have Jesus, we have our bodies.'

He says he has wanted tattoos since the age of nine after seeing his Dad's and Uncle's.

The enthusiast got his first one, a British Bulldog with a blank scroll, at the age of 16.

Snakes, scorpions, eyeballs and vampires are among the illustrations that cover 80 percent of his body.

He even has one of his eyeballs tattooed white.

Mr Whelan said: 'I'm fully aware of the risks involved. For my eyeball, I went to the opticians beforehand and got several opinions.'

He has set up his own non-profit organisation, called Modify, to help those with body modifications to work.

He said: 'For me it's a lifestyle. I have a personal belief in skinology and bodistry which is my adaptation of skin and story of the body.

'I don't see why someone should be discriminated against just because of the way they look, so I want to help those people as much as I can to find employment.'

The ex-wrestler now works as a body modification model and volunteers for the Liberal Democrats.

He said: 'When I die I want to leave my body to a museum or a member of my family.

'There's someone in Canada who has already asked if he can have my skull to use as a paint pot.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2288391/Mathew-Whelan-Britains-tattooed-man-33-spent-20-000-covering-80-body.html

His father and uncles actually made his life miserable. This is one reason i'm always conscious of what i do in the presence of my siblings, the fact is the rate at which lil' Jag assimilate is so high in the Jet age. My question is who is going to employ him cos he look so weird more than Weird MC.

Gentiger and Opoki where has thou been?
I'm sure Gentiger is settling down cooly in the US and Opoki reside somewhere in SW... On behalf of the E-family, we've really miss you and your contribution.
Pls come back soon.
Shalom.

@Jidex: Big Congratulations...
By his grace, the house will celebrate with me and every other Selectee IJN.
@Gentiger: How's the weather doing you over their? Congrats.

rood boy: I'm also goin 2 indiana @ leripa.

whaooooo. RoooooodBoy.... when is ur interview coming up?
I really wish to see you guys soon ooo.

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Indianapolise is a good destination.I think there is the presence of Nigeria community and one of the best place to live in state. but for the weather.
I may move there if my family permits.

Yeah, you're very correct sir.
Have you done your interview?
My CN is 18k... will be current in 2mths time.

Leripa: @Mantiger: by God's grace, i will be heading to Indianapolis too. It's such a nice place my brother.

Whaooooooooo.... I'm so so excited!
Which city are you heading too?
I'll be heading to Columbus, my bro says life is so cool in Indianapolis,
easy to set up a family and cost of living is not high.

@Gentiger: I wish you safe Journey and i pray that as you transist to the State, your life and Career will Transist to the greater Level IJN.
I wish we guys see someday, probably a get-together at Disney park.
I'll be heading to Indianapolis and till now, i've not seen a single NLander going that place.

I'mCool: I suggest grinded melon, small quality Garri Ijebu,Elubo Oyo, Aboniki cos of cold and some stuffs..
Joining you soon.

nero xp: Got to de embassy around 5.45am nd we all lined up as usual wit de normal security checks nd all dat.I waited in de interview hall watchin sum immigrants being interviewed.to my greatest suprise,I neva witnessed any visa denials nd it was only male CO's dat was conductin interviews to immigrants only.Note: I paid in naira equivalent,dats 54,500 nd a receipt nd Number were issued to me.so I met a DV-winner sittin Nearest to me nd wasn't a member of Nairaland,I den had to lecture him on sum certain tins he needed to knw nd my number was after his.so he number was called nd he went nd was successful,I congratulated him wella nd tapped into his success immediatly.after lyk 2mins,my number flashed @ window 14 wher dat guy was also interviewd nd I went wit courage nd boldness.the CO was abt tellin me to put my 4 fingers at de machine,I immediatly did dat sharp sharp nd he smiled @ me...dat CO fyn oo,but na man.interview went lyk dis:
CO-hw u Samuel?
Me-was suprised @ de way he called my name,I replied wit romantic smile
CO:u promise to say de truth?
ME:yes of course.
CO:ur highest level of qualification?
ME:High skul diploma...I was in high spirit nd gingered
CO:'smiled' wich skul nd wen?
ME:bla bla bla
CO:Wat do u do now?
ME:Run an evenin program in Federal poly nekede.
CO:wich Course?
ME: Cooperative econs
CO: smiled nd looked @ me,what is Cooperative econs?
ME: I answered wit Over-highnez
CO: typin nd den brought out two seperate sheets...one for visa collection nd de oda one for Green card payment.Congratulations samuel nd he quietly nd romantically elucidated hw to pay omline for de green card nd wen to collect my visa.I didn't believe I was bein interviewed @ dat tym.I was expectin:Explain govt,biology,mention sum topics in maths nd odas,but GOD ALMIGHTY made everytin to go smoothly,peacefully nd gently witout complications.to GOD be de glory forever,Amen...
I wana thank de members of dis forum more especially...Nkkystel my darlin,Edimop,packagin,Roodboy,Gentiger,Monseursam,Godhelpmeoo,babaisabella,Junkerhill,dammymye,genlion,Jidex,chykesworld,jben,adesoji,peter ife,amadinho,spoondars,leripa,Temmy,gunners,jbohd,adzovia,jejelady,I hate naija,tiwana,Idreez,jumash,tiger,tosmi,Alex4money nd doz I cnt remember their names.I wana say a huge tanx to u guysani realy appreciate all ur efforts on dis forum.

My Nero Nero, i'm so so happy for you... Big Congrats...

Temmy1980: Why do u talk of impersination and frudulent why are u so darft?may be u are frm a bush side of 9ja.

How dare you insult a senior fellow like that?
You seek for an advice and he td you the truth! I don't know why Nigerians behave nasty like this in an online forum!
The question is on what basis will your visa be issued?

Trezeget: Pls house am vry sory 4 any action i hav caused,mr justwise,Gentigar and other e-members.i deply say am sory.pls am nt a man of trouble bt of peace.i hope u guyz can 4giv me pls.God wil answer all our prayer in Jesus name

Go and sin no more bro.

Probably you don't know the meaning of NYSC!
N-Nigerian
Y-Youth
S-Serving
X-Co.ck.
I served in Ogun State, Old Orientation Camp. I see things.
Many Ladies always believes they will meet their partner in camp, don't forget that many guys at this stage always want to enjoy this moment to show-case their sexual proweress, some want date. A lady that needed a relationship meet a guy that needs s3x. After the guy shows he's a ManTiger, the lady enjoys it and look away like it never matter. And thw trend continous.

@Nero Xp: Your testimony is on the way IJN...
The Entire E-Family will celebrate with you.

I Hate 9ja: @ all plz let'z keep our head'z down......dont let this visa lottery stuff intoxicate us.....prayer's can move mountain'z....but must let u know it abt luck and destiny.....everyone can play......not all can win.....
I understand why ahmed as been keeping off from this thread......if we all boast and @ may 1st....it turns the other way round...seeing opoki post 1 of 400000....scared me o....
As for me....the will of God shall be done
uncle temmy won dv the 12/13th attempt and so many other's like that.....learnt a lesson from their xperience....SHALOM

Becoming a winner is not a task too big for God to be accomplish. As much as i've follow your post and sees your desire to live your American dream, I hereby decree by his anointing that you will emerge winner and you'll have a live testimony, The God of Elijah that Opened door for me at the least expected time will Do your's IJN.
You will testify IJN.
Stay blessed

I've heard about this stuff and personally took it to a rewinder who has also done stuff related to it, he showed me 12V DC motor he used. He said it works but cannot charge itself as indicated!
He says the output energy almost equate the energy needed to charge the battery. He suggested Solar Inverter.

Opoki: I don't want to bored anybody with too many words and explanations has i've had in mind previously.
Most Nigerian IP are banned and most ISP provider use static IP, registering from a static IP or banned IP limit your chances of being selected. The selection process is through a powerful algorithm.
Also look for means of changing you IP to countries like Eritrea, Oceanic,etc. These are countries with about less than 200 applicant with high potential of getting selected cos most of this countries uses non-static IP and has little applicant from which the same % will be selected compared to countries like India/China/Nigeria. Make no mistake, never change your country of origin to any of the countries mention previously, if you does and get selected, you will be denied visa based on 'Undue Advantage'
Conclusively, pray lady luck smile on you and moreso doing all this stuffs increases the probability of being selected to 1/600 from 1/400,000. That is 1 out of 600(Oceanic IP) instead of 1 out of 400,000(Nigerian IP).
Pls criticise me constructively.

i've heard of undue advantage and this your explanation is so revealing.

junkerhill: I'm sorry to ask this. What then is your point?

Yeah, while real couples fell due to lack of wisdom, he(Trezeguet) was favoured, he might probably be a selectee someday if he had not go his own way and i apologize to GenTiger to have openly praised him but the fact is manyof his kind has been busted, though his kind give us bad names and makes interview becomes hectic for real couples... Probably we let this issue rest in peace.

Gentiger: You embarrass me with this post. How could you hail a fraudulent act? I strongly recommend you drop tiger off your name. Were are a disciplined breed.

Gentiger.... I dey Loyal o.
From experience here in this forum, we've seen real family that were unable to go through but he was lucky and moreso i heard about EU citizen from Dutch who migrated to UK for a sham wedding and was busted right in the process of taking a vow.
Alot of arangee wedding all in the name of Adjustment of Status happen in US/UK, and we've even seen our own kinsmen who marry a woman who is as old as his mum, all in the name of AOS.
Once again as a Junior TiGER, i apologise.

The Real EL-Classico is between
Man Utd and R.Madrid!
This is just a warm up match for Barca.

Tampa bay?

Trezeguet... I like guys like you, My father used to say the smartest is not the one that ran away from risk but one that manuover it to his riches.
Congrats!

so hilarious