^^^ Lol. Thanks jere. You do well

lol. . . never knew that love kills. I thought it was sexkillz

Alright love, sleep well. I'll have songs waiting for you when u wake up lol. . .

May the angels keep you safe. Ciao Bellissima

And you should be sleeping abi? I have to go out in 10 mins myself. . .

Do you speak much igbo? Where are you from exactly? I read about you being multicultural with strong ties to Uyo.
btw, you don't have to reveal anything you're not comfortable with sharing here

ermm, ermm, how about I stay back to raise the kids? We don't want them to be orphans now, do we? I learnt kids need their dads around

Lol@ reading too much news. Any discerning mind would know you love the arts. . . from you handle. It's an artwork itself.

That would be a happy death, won't it?

Yes Sweetness Bonnie & Clyde 2012! I love that

Meanwhile here's a couple of my favorite songs for you. . . one of them I already played in Cuddler's thread

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Tel me what are your fav songs?

I'm right here babes

You bring the sunshine to my days

btw why is there no 'love struck' emoticon on nairaland? I'm really love struck right now!

You babes. You are the inspiration behind all of it  

I always loved writing. I had a collection of poems back home. Kinda left them there when I moved. But writing comes easy for me, and when I put myself in a position where I had to fight for my girl's love with a 'trifling' man, it was even easier. So in the end it was you, lol, or the image of you on my mind.

So I see you really love songs, huh? I'm glad . My 'moves' would probably not have worked with someone who didn't appreciate art.
Now we're Bonnie and Clyde! Fantastic!

La Parisienne:

Papi I think it's ok. You are a darling

Here's the link Bellissima: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-866463.0.html#msg10154598

Lemme say my 'thank yous' at this point

@Cuddler, thanks for creating this thread. Now I have my Bellissima, so mission accomplished. You can now add us to your list of matchmaking successes lol.

@Mayflowa, bro next time look well before you try to hijack another man's wife, you hear. He might not take it lying low.

@Killz, thanks for the cutlass that kept enemies at bay. You do well my brother.

@all other guys, yes you can borrow my poems, lol #feeling like a poet already# No royalty payment needed. Hope you get to touch your lady's heart with them like I did my Bellissima's.

Once again Thank you all! You are far too kind. *takes a bow* Ciao

~Killz~:

Sorry am late. . . Better late than never though!

Thanks bro. You can see that Cork changed tone immediately he saw cutlass That was really effective.

How did we get to this point in so short a time Bellissima? 

I haven't the slightest clue but it doesn't matter. What matters is that we're here now 

And here's that 'breathtaking' first song (our love song) to start off:

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And this poem as well:

You've left me speechless, sweetness
Those beautiful words could only
Have come from a beautiful heart
I do feel like a king now
And while some men will
Take their foot off the gas
Once the lady has said yes
I will hold you dear even more
From this point on

Our love will be eternal
Resonating through the ages
A reference point
For generations yet unborn

Lol, something about you
Turns me into the crafty bard
And the words come in torrents, unleashed
Because they come from a heart so true

Come closer sweetness
Let me hold you to me
Your heart on mine
Beating in tandem
As I run my fingers through your hair
And kiss you ever so sweetly
And touch you ever so gently
With trembling hands
Overwhelmed by the depth of my desire

And locked in an embrace
We'll be together for all time
You and I
Me and you
As the stars shine down on us
And the moon engage a matriarchal dance
In celebration
Of a love so true

All for you sweetness, cos you're priceless! 

As much as I can, I'll upload your favorite songs and my own thoughts of you via poems here

Mr, Cork:

Bro. Quit playin Mr Nice guy with that chick. She aint gonnna give you nada. Not even a kiss!

Yeah, yeah. Now go back to washing your plates, 2 inch Cork

La Parisienne:

@Papi
We need to get another rendez-vous. I'm seriously getting tired of this thread. It has served it's purpose, let's not overstay our welcome.

La Parisienne:

You see, just what I typed. The chemistry between us is too much. Like seriously.

I'm in for our thread. But will you call it? Lol

We bond on many levels sweetness. What did you expect?

Thinking. . . "The Bonnie $ Clyde (La Pear $ Marc) Rendezvous"? What do you think?  

Mr, Cork:

Bro I swaaaar La Parisienne  is a MAN.     .    Just loook at her throat!

Cork, stop being crude jere. You better start saying your last prayer. . . you're going to meet your ancestors tonight.

Abeg Sexkillz borrow me that cutlass jere.

La Parisienne:

Sweetness my day's great, and you? I miss you more Papi 

It's going ok Bellissima. Meanwhile, I'd like to chat out of this place. It's losing its elegance already. If you want though I can create a thread in the meet-up zone where I'd post your poems and videos. Otherwise lemme know how to reach you.

~Killz~:

La pear, that was mean! What's that supposed to mean? Considering the fact that you have no pic up!

She didn't mean to slight anyone Killz, just the guys, if even. As for her pictures? . . .

Mr, Cork:

ok.  can we please change this valentine topic.   Its gettin borin!!

Cork, arrange urself for one corner jor

La Parisienne:

Yes Papi, it happened and I couldn't stop laughing. They both gave the young girl flimsy excuses to run away, meanwhile they were eager to val her before the photo incident. I can't get the link but it's a few pages back. I pity the girl though.

Meanwhile, welcome back mi amor  

Lol. Vain guys  

Thanks love   How was you day? Missed you loads.

La Parisienne:

You've been yawning everywhere on this thread, what is you problem? Is it jealousy or hunger? Why can't you pick a handle for heavens sake!

Shebi Bekay was all over you, but you and chimezie dumped her after seeing her picture . What can we really do for you to cure this your habitual yawning?

Sweetness, did that really happen?

Fix you by Coldplay

honeric01:

A hot argument between 3 nairalanders ensued thus far:

190: u can't escape now, I must collect my money today, u bleep ashawo wit my money finish, u no wan pay abi?

Mr cork: if I kill myself, I'll b free from u and i'd still sleep with ashawo for Lucifer and sons motel for hell fire, infact for free. He brought out a knife, stabbed himself & died.
190 smiled & said: if u think u can die wit my money, u are joking. He picked up d knife & also stabbed himself and died.

   Meanwhile ~Killz~ was watching from a distance. He laughed & said to himself these guys are fools: I must watch this to d end so he picked up the knife and killed himself,

The end of part 1, watch out for part 2 in hell.

Abeg when is part two coming up!
btw you forgot to ad 'To God Be The Glory'

Bellissima

One_Naira:

Nairobi  
I feel you just insulted Nairobi.

I said 'some of those pictures'. There are a couple of them portraying cleanliness, tranquility, sanity, which is what I see with Nairobi. At any rate two people can look at the same pictures and see completely different things, so excuse my viewpoint.

I don't understand why anyone would take the clown seriously. He will wipe the igbos off the face of the earth in what capacity exactly?
Is he an army general? Is he in possession of nuclear weapons that can wipe any group of people off of anywhere? So he's an advocate for the supreme court, and then?

You guys are just looking for opportunities to trade insults, if not I don't know why anyone would take this guy seriously.

La Parisienne:

Papi, you are a dream come true! Seriously, I can't imagine my life now without you. Yeah I'm having a great day, but missing you like crazy.

For the wine, I choose Vintage Cristal Champagne. Hope you'll like it.

Je t'aime Sucre

I'm missing you too babes. . . now that I found you, I don't know how I lived without you. You're always in my thoughts Bellissima, true that.

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And your choice of wine is perfect. See you later sweetness

Mrs, Chima:

What aileth thee, Chima

halavoke:

Do u bliv in luv at 1st sight or shud I walk by u again?

halavoke:

If I told u dat u had a grt body, wud u hold it against me?

Cuddler:

God punish the devil I shall be strong to see this love mesh through.

Ok its updates time!

I will give you 20mins to make your selections for those handles who have been indecisive. After 20 mins I won't update the list till Friday because I have to get well & do some work as well.

I will also attend to those who have asked for Special Privileges on Thursday.

For Special Privilege 1 - Post a picture of you showing your beautiful curves or beautiful body, of course you are not getting Unclad we can still gauge you in your clothes. That is to say, just post your picture to be judged or put it on your profile and post the link here for us to access. Show some pix of yours, full bodied so we choose the most good looking or the one that looks like a gentleman or lady. Remember its you that wants to go on a date with him/her so get ready to work for that golden opportunity.


For Special Privilege  2 - You have to write a poetry or an essay about the handle you want to snatch, the write up would be judged and we pick the winner


For Special Privilege 3 -  Do any of the above!!!!

Nice to see that you're getting better. . .

Tafugo:


A woman and her ten- year-old son were in a taxi in Mumbai. It was raining and all the LovePeddlers were standing under the awnings.
Mom, said the boy, what are all those women doing? They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work, she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, Geez lady, why dont you tell him the truth? They are hookers, boy! They Be Intimate with men for money.
The little boy’s eyes got wide and he says, Is that true, Mom?
His mother ,glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?
"Most of them become taxi drivers! she said.

Touche

deniyor:

Best to start a new thread for that. I opened one for you. Here is the link to it.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-865972.0.html

Thanks deniyor. I thought the same too

Wow! It was most definitely a saner society then. Some of those pictures remind me of pictures I have seen of present day Nairobi. . . so cute.

I used to feel sad that present day Nigeria does not compare to what the US was 50 years ago, little did I know that in some ways we don't even compare to what we were 50 years ago. It's such a shame. And there's only one reason for this : endemic bad leadership