₦airaland Forum

queensmith:
this is not a question, the question is- when is rain going to wipe the current calamity we have for Nigerian men off the face of the earth so we can start from scratch and produce noteworthy ones.

That is the question.

Now we are CALAMITY ekwa

You want to wipe us off and start from scratch? 

How will you even START FROM SCRATCH without us. . . immaculate conception

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Chimezie198:
bro MouthAction marcAntony is ma good friend. So give me punny he wont know!

Time to go and meet your ancestors Chimpezie. . . In your next life you will know to leave my woman alone.

Oya choose how you want to die after Mr Cork, La Pear's bodyguard punches you to a pulp

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@JOBLESS Jobfront, why do you choose to remain a perpetual idio[b]t[/b]? No offience is jus a kweshon

Lol @ post. . . 1, 3, 8

dabrake:
hits head on whitney houston's coffin.

Shattap there! That wasn't funny at all

Beync:
No wonder the pain was much,the bigger the size, the lesser the pains. (Physiology 302)

Physics supports this theory

ArQueBusieR:
Bull! Bigger => larger surface area for impact => greater contact/impact. Mass, acceleration and size of nuts are some of the pertinent variables, I think.
What's the most important variable? The size of the kicking foot. If the foot is big, a lot of the impact will be taken by the inside of his thighs. Small feet are deadly. lol. .They'll make direct contact with the nuts. Have a kid try this out on you.

Oga that's wrong physics. Go and dust your notes again. . .I think you're rusty

Pressure = Force/Area. . . simple.
So for a given constant force (of the karate imposed on the nuts  ), Chimezie with smaller nuts  (area) will experience more pain (pressure) than Sexkills with bigger nuts (area), ceteris paribus.

So the larger the surface area of the nuts (bigger nuts), the less the pain felt, like she said. QED.

Mrs, Chima:
Thats was funny?   

I knew I would find Chima on this thread. She is enamored with nuts 

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]I married Idowuogbo when i was earning 30k, we believed our love was strong enough. Now see us today. [/color]

you no serious wallahi!

@OP, nothing is impossible to him that believes. The person in the best position to give you an answer is your fiancé. If she can live with it, and also find a way to contribute to the family purse, then you're good to go. I've heard worse stories of people in dire straits before marriage who had a turn around after. Remember, a farmer who keeps watching the wind may never sow. Also, he who marries a wife obtains favor from God. So talk it over with your madam then make your decision. Goodluck!

lefulefu:
abeg oooo leave me ooo make i enjoy my garri with groundnut ooo.i never chop since and yet u want make i come use empty stomach come dey take look for fight?
ehn forget pendo dat one na proper village girl.i no get strenght for woman wey dey use firewood dey take beat her boyfriend every night because he come home late

Lefulefu, now I know for sure say you no well

Eko Ile:
Shut you mouth. Fake Nairaland Lagosian.
What hard work are you talking about? Can you point to one you gullible mugu? Show me one single classroom or single clinic.
The only hard work he's doing is spewing lies and newspaper and inter rubbish like this silly story everyday that makes no damn sense?
ibo people are so down with low self esteem that they'll accept anything from anybody, even from a con man.

What exactly is your problem here? You make claims of the Gov being a 419er, and if you had the slightest iota of grey matter you should know to back up those claims with proof. You didn't, yet you expect everyone to believe you? What an a[b]s[/b]shole? 

Imo is neither your state nor is it in your territory, so what exactly are you doing on this thread? Rather than showing off your tomfoolery why not make better use of your time and go open a new thread praising your breadwinner Tinubu as usual? smh. There isn't a more pitiable sight than a grown man being a perpetual a$s-licker! So if anything good comes from someone else aside Fashola then that person must be a 419er right? See how narrow your thinking is?

@OP, a single picture is worth a thousand words, so they say. Post pictures of those completed projects if you can. Otherwise anyone else living in Imo could do that for us. Not that I doubt - I already hear stories from my folks - rather do this for the doubting Thomases on here.

Btw, did I say more power to Rochas? The man is ingenious!

pendo89:
I can bet lef that you are a very desperate miserable boy. Did u see the 22 year old guy that married a 68 year old german lady? Somebody asked if that was a nlander and guess who came to mind? Its cz u paint a pic of an online desperado. I know for sure that no white,black or yellow lady worth her salt would date a miserable black fellow with inferiority complex. Look carefuly and see the[b] kind of white women sensible black men date[/b]. Women who don't go about wiping their asses and spoonfeeding them.They are not slaves but partners. They are not desperate but know what they want and how to get it without licking the Bottom.
And no[b] sensible black man[/b] dates a white/black loser as well except he has funny motives.
Question now,what type of a man/boy are you and what type of white women do you attract? ok dont even bother to answer cz you have told us b4.

Now allow me to ask, what is important for u ? Dating a white/yellow/green girl or getting your life together and living a good life for ur sake,family and community?
you have a long way to go if you are a black man cz ur attitude sucks. Many guys here are married to whites but you don't see them display their ignorance online.You know why? They got the right att.and colour doesnt matter to them.

This is what lefulefu,the world is a global village.I fully support interacial relationships.And I say again,I don't know the op and I don't care if shes green,black or red. If shes happy with her guy ask her what it is that the guy does for her, so that you can learn how to please ur ukranian girl.
Look at charly,she can cook every single nigerian dish,soup she speaks good pignin,she has assimilated the culture so as to please her hubby.Am sure the hubby did the same too and there's a proper balance.They even went ahead and had lovely babies.That is mature and real love.Not vain.

Now can you boast of the same with ur 'ukranian girl?' or do u get spoonfed on cerelac every morning? Have u tried to understand her culture/language or u busy trying to make her believe that black is cursed? Is she trying to understand urs,so that you can both enjoy life or are u eating noodles and coming online to bash ur black 9ja sisters??
Are u living a real life or avatar kind of life,cruising down lagos with black girls and coming to bash them here for the world to hear?? Real men don't do that boy,they will marry the white but respect the black girl as well.

I think you are a disgrace to the black race cz you hate yourself when you hate on ur black sisters.

Now lets get this thread back on course. Its about CHARLY and 9jaMEN.
Charly am sorry for the derail.

Pendo is that you? Kai! NL no be good place. See how they have gotten to my good Pendo as well. . . Good example of taking one to the cleaners!

Oya Lefulefu come and defend yourself . . . no tell me say you don run o! Next time you go sabi whose trouble to find and who to leave alone

@OP, You still sound like you can't see anything wrong with your actions. Maybe because he apologizes after the argument. And while I have to admit that your actions by themselves may not be wrong, in the context of the kind of man you are with you may want to do something about it.

Believe me when I say that constant argument wearies the soul, especially if it's about one persistent issue. What you may want to quietly consider is which option you want: your retinue of 'platonic' male friends on the one hand and your relationship with this man you claim you love on the other hand. Which is MORE worth it? If you do love him, if he adores you, if he's a good man, if you feel he'll make you happy for the rest of your life, then maybe, just maybe, for his peace of mind, you may want to reduce these friends of yours who don't really, in the final analysis, have much influence on your happiness. . . especially ALL YOUR EXES. I would do that if I were you.

Lol. Chairlady @Chimasupportersclub. All the fights get really boring and Chima's been taking the stick a lot these days. Just looking out fer a sis

btw, @Flash you no do well o. Exchanging words with a lady. You should be better than that. . .jussaying

Lol @Chima and Flash. . .
Didn't know you two had your hands around each others necks

But seriously Chima, everywhere I turn someone's attacking you and it breaks my heart Maybe it's time you resign and move on to the family section. It seems the singles don't appreciate your matronage no more. . . juss saying

La Parisienne:
You Papi. You are lolling me seriously.

@Chima
Make your neck no break oooo

Since you've lost me as to why this is a laffin matter, guess I should just join in the lafter if only not to appear clueless. . .

Mrs, Chima:

I see Chima is on a facial contraction spree

Mrs, Chima:

What aileth thee, Chima?

La Parisienne:
Lolling

Bellissima, what is lolling you

DaShyGuy:
Ok, madam, so much for today, have learnt a lot from this beat. Let's the best for another day, or u can continue teaching ur new student.

Cheers, am out.

SMH. . . You disappoint me man. Running away in the middle of the 'dance'. smh

DaShyGuy:
Lol. U funny

DaShyGuy, don't be shy man. Take this chick into the room and continue your 'dance' . . . and oh, spare us the details later. It's between you two. Need I remind you that she's looking for a 'good' man?

1stKlass:
Are you feeling hot MarcAnthon  

Wish I were. It's freezing here. Was just thinking the 'dance' or whatever euphemism you two are at would be more interesting if you're locked up in a room. . .

Both of you should get a room ASAP!

Mrs, Chima:
How do one SOUND OROBO?     I think I am qualified to know what I LOOK LIKE. WTF. 

In that case many of the men on Nairaland SOUND like they have dead and tiny Joysticks, but it doesn't mean it's true.   

just saying Chima, just saying. [size=4pt]Btw, have u been wondering about the size of people's joysticks?[/size]  Naughty woman

Mrs, Chima:

Advice is needful

@OP, your case is better, truss me. I want 12 kids (a complete football team plus 1 extra keeper), but she insists on just two. I was ready to compromise so I said remove the extra keeper and let's make it 11, but she turned it on me saying 1+1 = 2. Now I'm afraid to say remove 1 more, cos then it'll be 1+0 = 1. So you see my dilemma is a lot more serious than yours cos I can't go lower than 10. I've always wanted kids in the double digits. What do I do now?

LMAO

Y'all are so funny

Mrs, Chima:
LMAO@me being orobo 

People need to stop thinking every chick has bleeped up body like their mothers.  Just saying.

Is  Chima CLAIMING she isn't orobo?    Now why does that sound funny?
btw, orobo can be sexy too Chima. It doesn't always have to be bleeped up. So there, that's a soft landing. . .

@OP, just do us all a favor and DIE in silence. We don't need the aggravation. Cheers!

edetcnn:
A TRIBUTE TO WHITNEY AND FOR MYSELF, IF ONE DAY ,

If you have ever been in d grip of something that makes you relegate your humanity and mortality to the background for what on a clear eye day, you will characterize as momentary madness. Something that makes you feel ashamed of your maturity and Christianity moments after the flash of ecstasy clears; something that makes you shed secret tears and beg God every night to help save you from yourself; something that you seem to have no control over, drawing you, even when you know that each indulgence makes you despicable in the eyes of the public and brings you closer to your grave; You will know never to criticize Whitney Houston.

The Bible says it is not of him that willeth nor runeth but of the Lord that showeth mercy. If you have never lighted a cigarette, smoked a joint, sniffed a line, or stayed glued on the screen with your hands in your pants, I want you to go down on your knees after reading this and thank God for being merciful to you.

WE are doctors, pastors, true Christians, lawyers, superstars, high-IQ individuals but , God knows why we were caught up in what we are caught up in. I make no excuses. I hold no brief BUT I shed a tear for Whitney, and I have earned the right to call her by her first name.

I am a private individual so I can only imagine what pressure she must have felt, trying to keep up to the image of a public saint while struggling with the conscience of a private sinner. And you can't know this if you have never gone to church high and the pastor mentions your name at the altar as a paragon of virtue when you got a list of whores (literarily) in your phone book. Some people survive the same, or even more fatal wounds that others die of. Does it make the fallen lesser mortals or the survivors higher mortals. Indeed we can never know.

To those whose lives are pure enough to give them the power to condemned the fallen, especially those in the public eye, De gustibus non est disputandum. Do not condemn what you don't know!

Adieu Whitney! I will always remember you for your voice, and the joy that your music brought to us.

Nice one man. We can only imagine the pressures these mortals face trying to keep up to such lofty ideals and expectations from the public all the while, like Kevin Costner said, wondering if they are good enough. It's unfair to be too hard on them.

My own memory of her is untainted though. It simply cannot be. I still get goose pimples listening to the sheer purity in her voice. . . I feel so sad.

Congratulations Cork! You finally made it to the psychiatric home

From the wide range of women you LOVE, it seems anything goes for you. So I'll be surprised if you ended up sold for more than $5. Cheers

Just watched in bits and pieces. . . had a day to forget

Goodnight Whitney. You'll be sorely missed.

For me there was Whitney, and then Celine Dion, then Mariah Carey and Toni Braxton in that order. No other female singer over the last two decades have come anywhere close to the talent of any of these four. It's really saddening that she died just before an attempt to put her career right again. But the memory of the good times stay with us. . .

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Jay Bee please where is Bin Gbagbo's thread on Romance vs Jokes section football match? Don't tell me you deleted o (if u no want make we fight). Not after I took time to come up with some great football clubs for our line up I take Papa God beg u, reinstate the thread.

Goldieluks:
What is Benue state of Gboko. Mouthaction you no well at all.

It's Benue CEMENT. Na STRONG women dey play there