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xynerise:
SHATAP! What do u know? Mtcheww!

Lol! Did I hit a soft spot?

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Look at this internet protestant! Ogbeni, go and sit on your freezer o jare! [/color]

Ogbeni, don't fail your generation by sitting down at home! GATHER COURAGE and step out. Let posterity remember you for something other than thinking about you alone.
And btw, I am not just an internet protester.

A coward will look for any excuse to run away from battle. Boyfriend ko girlfriend ni. . . And when those protesting finally get what they're asking you'll shamelessly partake in the benefits abi?

Have some shame for yourselves you so-called men  

Nj girl:
@skillz and xynerise, its either brave got a new meaning 2012 or have no idea what brave means.
We nigerians want to sit at home send a million prayer points to heaven and wait for a miracle. Hello, miracles also require human effort. Its just like a pregnant woman who is too scared to give birth via labour and stil scared of c-section, and she sits on her couch praying to be delivered of her baby by heaven knows how. You cant make change by 'bravely' sitting down on your couch watching flinstones and drinking beer.

See a lady teaching you what being brave means.

^^^ I can't believe you would say that after the mistake you and your ilk have burdened us with ala Jon Dumbo. We had a golden opportunity to change Nigeria and put her on the right track with the elections in April but we blew it because we couldn't rise beyond our prejudices to put the nation first and relegate our myopic interests. How then do you mor0ns expect these so called leaders you elected with those ungodly sentiments to put national interest ahead of their greed?

Now we're living in the reality of your mistakes and you still can say all that trash? A big shame on you!

Go and get married. Shikena. Then you eyes will stop roaming

Theblessed:
No! Rather, men are generally selective listeners who wants to hear what they want to hear.

So, only speak what they want to hear and they will listen.

Remember, they don't like responsibilities, and are good at abandonment - sure they will leave you holding the baby in the middle of the ocean, honest! 

Therefore, don't speak responsibility, women independence and certainly, don't speak equality instead, speak goodtime, bedroom business and good meals for their belly honest, they will hear you!

Try it!!!!!

Seriously? You should change the kind of men you've been hanging out with. You've apparently been hanging out with the wrong bunch and it also shows that your character could be suspect as well. . . remember that you attract what you really are. Good luck with that.

Hope you're getting child support for your kid?

mobf:
yes bros, she shouldn't keep just the ring and his pics, infact make sure she stays in contact with him okay.  And once in a while say hello to him when ever she calls him with your phone k?  

Lol, you should be a satirist. Really.

@OP, I think it's clear now that keeping the ring is really weird. I don't suggest tossing it in trash though. Since he wouldn't have it back (which would have been the best option), she should sell it and give the proceeds to a motherless babies home (however small). As for the pictures, that's not as serious but I think you'd feel better if she doesn't keep them. Just let her know that. Goodluck.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=839545.msg9914685#msg9914685 date=1325952406]
Ok, gimme a moment while I get breakfast ready for you [/quote]Alright darling  

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=839545.msg9914706#msg9914706 date=1325952618]Becareful Inkie, he is trying to get some arse.   [/quote]Mrs Chima, could you please stay off? Thanks!   This is between Inkie and I and three is a crowd

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=839545.msg9914739#msg9914739 date=1325953093]I don't give a damn what he's trying to get. If cannot comprehend information, I would appreciate it if he would say that![/font][/size][/quote]I'm didn't quite get that. Anyway pay no heed to Mrs Chima. She's an 'enemy of state'! 

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=839545.msg9914549#msg9914549 date=1325950675]
Good morning Marc. Did you sleep well? Want some coffee and hot meal while you enjoy the morning fight? [/quote]Did I call you better person somewhere? That's an understatement. You're heaven-sent! Breakfast in bed? Wow! Let me curl up tighter under my comforter.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=840475.msg9914497#msg9914497 date=1325950118]Marc

No thanks.  I would rather watch the paint dry.  Seriously.  Don't get me wrong if my hubby asked and it would make him happy, I will "cheer" with him.  Sighs.[/quote]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=840475.msg9914506#msg9914506 date=1325950238]Yes, they aren't used to vocal women therefore we are she-males because we challenges them to think and doesn't just accept everything they say.[/quote]Which century do you think we're in? We were all born INTO feminism and women rights advocacy so we're used to women having their say. It's just that some women overdo things (on personal levels - what her man can bear) and trouble ensues. They forget that the man is still the HEAD of the home. You're welcome to have your say, but his say is final.
Women advocacy or not, if women understand and accept that the home will be more peaceful. Which is why you should be with a man you respect and who you think can make sound decisions in the first place.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=840475.msg9914527#msg9914527 date=1325950472][size=12pt][font=times]
lol I'll tell you why I watch them. For me it is all nothing but pure stupidity. Sometimes I just need a good laugh so I watch them. If not a Nollywood movie, I'll find some silly prank videos on Youtube that will crack me up [/quote]Lol. . . On my part I kind of already know where the story is going and it becomes a case of why bother?

Could you all stop fighting please? It's too early in the morning.  

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=840475.msg9911907#msg9911907 date=1325916496]
lol I get your point but I'm not one to badger a guy like that. I'm into sports as well, so I could even join him. Even if its not a sport I like, I can bear it. Is the game going to go on forever? Most likely it won't. I can always find something better to do or take a nap while he watches his games. So, while all those scenarios seem possible it would never occur [well, number one could happen ] but for the most part I just leave people when they need or want to be left alone. Even if his team lost, I'm sure I can "cheer" him up. . . Unless he placed a bet on the game, in that case that's something he should just deal with . Me "cheering" him up is definitely something that the game can't give him

I'll share with you a bit of information on my family. When my dad is watching football [or any other sport], he's usually jumping, yelling, and hollering during the whole thing. Sometimes my mom ignores him. . . Other times, she joins him and hollers as well! She's not one of those people who nag about her guy watching tv. The only time I could ever see her really get in his face about watching a game is if she needed to discuss or address a very serious matter with him and he is looking the other way. Even in such a scenario, he is reasonable enough to listen to her. At times [not in all cases though] I think some girls make too much of a big deal over their guy watching a game and not paying attention to them. Us girls need to keep in mind that these are the same guys who at times accompany us to hair appointments, shopping trips [yes, I've seen the look on a man's face after hours of shopping], and chick flick [arrghh, I hate that term ], so for me I understand and can be quite nonchalant about these kind of things
P.S.[/quote]Better person. Thank you o jare.
Lol @chick flicks. Just what I was saying about Nollywood. I never understand why girls watch it, but I let them be.

I never bore my guys

I should imagine

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=840475.msg9914076#msg9914076 date=1325945945]Why do you and other guys think I have that much power over girls on Nairaland?  Heffas don't listen to me many of the times and that's why they come online crying and ranting about the woes of their men.     I do not need to put a disclaimer anywhere, if what I am advising is meaty enough to bite then so be, but if it isn't meaty then they don't have to bite.  Free will.  

There is a difference if a guy watches sports all the time and DO NOT SPEND ANY TIME with his girl than a guy who watches sports on Sundays and cater to his girl the rest of the week.  Which one do you think I was referring to when I said ignore him in bed?  

Inkie, you are right!  A sensible woman will only bother her man/husband if something is SERIOUS.  Oga Chima watches his matches and I do not bother him, he bothers me!   I am sure the men will come and cuss me out, but I don't find nothing exciting about a bunch of men in tights kicking balls across the grass to the goal posts then again, that's indecency for the men.   [/quote]Nice that you have spelled out what you meant. I agree with the bolded, almost. Sports time is not only on Sunday afternoon sha. But of course it isn't everyday either.
This tip may help you find football or soccer exciting. . .concentrate on their behinds!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=840475.msg9911467#msg9911467 date=1325901004]Ladies, if your guy ignores you during sport time, ignore him during bed time.   [/quote] Mrs Chima will eventually lead these poor single girls into a ditch! Seriously I think you should put a disclaimer on your advice that says something like " Follow this at your own risk! Seriously.  

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=840475.msg9911486#msg9911486 date=1325901544]
lol poor guys [/quote]Inked, don't mind that woman o. Check out these scenarios and tell me which is least desirable:

1. He watches his sports jeje, his team wins and he's very happy hence he shows that later by being all warm, gentle and tender (ermm, where's the cough button?)
2. He watches his sports jeje, his team losses and he's unhappy, but not at you, but then he's rough and 'ungentle' later (different flavor abi?)
   and then
3. You bore him to death with your stories and he's non-committal and absent-minded later.

which will you cross out immediately? Did I hear you say 3? You see?

MsDarkSkin:
Lol no sir however nothing is more important than spending time with your boo. A soccer or basketball wont cook your food, hold u @ night or give u some pun lol

At least he's not at some strip club or spilling his juices with some other woman. He's still there in the house with you. It's just like our Nigerian girls with their Nollywood. We let them be.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=840475.msg9911376#msg9911376 date=1325898725]
Man caves are silly [ne vex o!]but I agree that with what you said about people needing their space. I used to laugh at girls who who used to pester their boyfriends and expect to be with them 24/7. Regardless of a relationship, people as a whole need space at times. I used like a guy who for whatever reason reason thought I should be with him and call him constantly. Chei, the whole thing just perplexed me. Eventually at some point in time, I just said "Fück it! No wonder all your previous girlfriends left you."[/quote]Well it's the same thing, isn't it? Cave = Space. But at least we agree on the latter.

MsDarkSkin:
you see?!
exactly!!

Missy, did you miss the part where I said sports time is sacred time?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=840475.msg9911335#msg9911335 date=1325897627]
Can't have your cake and eat it too [/quote]But seriously I think the expectation is a bit unreal. Everyone needs his/her space. Needing your dude to be there 100% is a bit too clingy for me.
Ever had of the 'man cave'? A man needs this space, whether physically or metaphorically, to think, to sort himself out and trash out those things that worry him, or just to be by himself.

It becomes a problem when he retreats ever too often and for too long. But for some girls the moment you are quiet for two seconds it's a case of 'darling, what is it'? Often times it's NOTHING for God's sake. This neediness is what drives some men away at the end of the day. Not excusing that, but that's the way it is.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=840475.msg9911319#msg9911319 date=1325897133]
Oh really? Well if I undressed in front of a dude and presented my goodies to him and asked him to choose between sports and a "good time", which one do you think he'll chose

It's ok though. I can always let a guy have his own time. I can even join as well. Not a big deal for me [/quote] . . .erm in that case he can take 10mins off. He'll watch the highlights of the parts he missed later

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=840475.msg9911229#msg9911229 date=1325895097]
lol you saying that reminds me of when a women will be talking to her boyfriend, husband, whatever you wanna call them, and they totally tune them out. When I was at my friends boyfriend's house a few weeks ago, my friend was talking to her boyfriend and I was in the kitchen watching the scenario about to unfold. . . So basically, my friend was talking to her boyfriend and he was talking back but the moment he changed the channel to ESPN, the man went deaf. I was crackin' up and shakin' my head the whole time. [/quote]Sports time is sacred time : PLEASE DON'T DISTURB.

tellwisdom:
Why dont our gurls believe us, even when we sweaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa with almighty Jah why??

Telling them you love them, they begin to suspect u. Probably, your after their yeye yansh

Leave her and go onto the next one. . . e go better. Very soon one go gree for you.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=840538.msg9910070#msg9910070 date=1325880165]Let me email you my Signature stamp to attach to the memo. It is cute! [/quote]Nah that's old-fashioned. I conjure up their spirits and we have a one-on-one. Besides shouldn't you be afraid to send your signature stamp to a Nigerian? You know the possibilities of what can happen with that, don't you?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=840538.msg9910042#msg9910042 date=1325879716]You can be smart and desperate.  You make better decisions and choices on available options.  Does it matter who is gold and clay? [/quote]That's a new philosophy. Let me contact Emerson and Thoreau and run this by them.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=840538.msg9909912#msg9909912 date=1325878232]I blame many American women who have non-American people thinking that all American women or "Westerner" women are desperate and naive.

Smart and "desperate" women should aim for gold and not clay. Just saying. [/quote]Point of correction there : desperation breeds rashness and foolishness, so 'desperate' women (or even men) cannot be 'smart' by any stretch of imagination.
By the way who is 'gold' and who is 'clay' Just asking.

@OP, May God mend your broken heart. Amen. I think you should go and get laid and let us all hear word!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=839545.msg9908819#msg9908819 date=1325868370]You know you want to.    I am at the back door. [/quote]May your feet remain soldered at that back door!
As silly as this may sound the thought of a BROAD ENTIRE WHOLE ARSE scares me!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=839545.msg9904964#msg9904964 date=1325833220]It is enough to feed you for centuries.  Pucker up![/quote]Thanks. I'll pass.

Chimezie198:
hmm. . . . U know hw much it costs Mr. Chima to maintain dat arse? :/

Chimezie how will u know? Na you be their houseboy?

They are desperately grabbing at straws! They have failed already!

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=838546.msg9908688#msg9908688 date=1325867382]very silly post,  did you also see white folks protesting there today?,  get some sense up there![/quote]Omo-Tier1, God bless you guys! I am really encourage by those pictures. It shows we all still love Nigeria no matter how far away we live. The pressure is really high on government and they'll have no choice but to rescind on that decision.

And the message is clear: BUILD REFINERIES, TACKLE CORRUPTION AND CUT COSTS simple. Then come back and tell us about subsidy removal in 2 years.

^^^ Thanks bruv.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=839545.msg9904665#msg9904665 date=1325827767]Pay close attention and shine your eyes jor! 

1. Let them tell Oga Chima and the movie sucks. 
2. We don't live in Nigeria and spouses can't evict each other from communal properties.
3. You would divorce TWICE before I would even come on Nairaland CRYING PERIOD. 
4. You all will have hell of a time kissing my entire and whole arse.[/quote]How BROAD is your 'entire whole arse'?  

nuclearboy:
. What would 30% of their salaries do when allowances alone exceed one Billion? Who would trust that an announced "donation" is not followed by a quietly applied increase in "allowances"?

Way its going, this seems not a quarrel about fuel subsidy but one about corruption, wrong priorities and greed in high places!

You want a proposal? Okay, let them reduce national recurrent expenditure from 72% to 45% across board! Let the NASS reduce their total pay package by 70%! 30% of at least 20 million each is still 3 million per month. That is enough for "public SERVANTS". The pesident can bloody well feed himself and family and there is no frigging need for every dunce in govt to have an official trained with Nigerian funds, stand behind him always - let those policemen go to work as detectives etc rather than as ADCs.

Govt uses too much fuel on escort cars. Let ministers pay for their fuel and only the president and VP be fueled by the country. And 10 cars is enough for ANY motorcade rather than dozens and 5 mile long road blocks.

When such as these are seen, the man on the street will feel easy but right now, gej supporters feel they have been lied to and cheated and won't listen to "palliatives" such as a fake 30% "donation" out of Billions

That is what it has always been about bruv. The clowns on here come charging as if they alone know the benefits of deregulation forgetting that it has never been about subsidy removal but about corruption in government circles.

You do not tell your followers to make sacrifice while you're feeding fat on their agonies. At any rate it is not the masses that brought about the porous system that permits the oil sector operators to rip us all off. Government's inability to checkmate that is the reason the amt for subsidy skyrocketed by over 200% within the space of one year. No one has cared to explain to us why. They are too lazy to deal with this but quick to transfer the brunt on the masses.

And then they start promising to make Nigeria heaven on earth with #1.3 trillion. We'll be fools to believe them. Government is like a man complaining of not be able to take care of his family because he pays tithe (10% of his income to God). Ask him what is he doing with the remaining 90%. If a man can not take care of his family with 90% of his income, therefore 10% increment will not make any difference

Like I have been saying, you do not reward a thieving manager with more money to squander. If they haven't done anything good with all the monies we've had all these years, it isn't subsidy money that will make any difference.

Let them drastically reduce the cost of governance by taking pay cuts, cutting down on useless positions 'to pay the boys' and merging ministries and parastatals. Cut the overheads, plug the loopholes and tackle corruption. The savings alone from all that will fund the subsidy with generous change.

Let me give you a scenario:

The Nigerian engineering graduate at best (and I'm being overly generous here) earns an average of #100k/month.
X12 = #1.2M = $7,500/annum
The average American engineering grad earns at worst $50,000/annum.

PLS COMPARE BOTH: RATIO 6.67:1 (American:Nigerian)

What happens with our politicians?

Average Nigerian Senator (not senate president o) takes home $1.4M/annum
Average American Senator $174,000/annum

PLS COMPARE BOTH: RATIO 1:8 (American:Nigerian)

So you can see why our system is not workable. They (our so-called leaders) are not living in the realities of the Nigerian economy that is why they have no right to tell us about any economic principles we must obey.

HE WHO MUST LEAD MUST DO SO WITH FACTS BUT ALSO WITH HEART.

Reduce the waste, build refineries, improve basic infrastructure WITH WHAT WE ARE PRESENTLY EARNING then come back and tell us about deregulation and we just might listen to you. In the absence of all that we'll pretend you aren't saying anything! FOOLS!

^^^ there she goes again!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=839545.msg9904650#msg9904650 date=1325827202]And what would happen if they do hear me? [/quote]So you want me to spell it out for you?
1. They'll tell Mr Chima (remember 'Why Did I Get Married 2?)
2. Mr Chima will boot you out!
3. You'll come on here crying about 'Nigerian men are wicked'
4. We'll all have a hell of a time telling you to sharrap jo!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=839545.msg9904529#msg9904529 date=1325823236]Who said it was Mr. Chima? [/quote] smh. No wonder you're always 'waiting by the back door' Pls try to keep your 'voice' down so the neighbors won't hear o. I say this for your own good.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=839740.msg9904354#msg9904354 date=1325816593]@OP: I'm usually reluctant to believe the yeye fairly tales that people tell on Yahoo answers. It reminds me of people who come on Nairaland and open threads just for the sake of drawing in a crowd.[/quote]You may have a point, but I won't put anything past these yeye jobless white kids that constantly live in hollywood fantasy world. Then again I understand it happens in real life in the far east when desperate women use it as a form of 'magic' to catch or keep men. They actually believe it works. That's some real shitty crap.

190FanClub:
dis inked is bad girl. u sure i no go form club for am she go too like priick can i yansh your borom

190, them don ban you? HNY o. May God forgive you all your sins this year. Amen.

Jeez! That is so freaking gross. The guy should go and have all his organs replaced or something and get a full blood transfusion too!

On a serious note I kinda hope he doesn't learn about it. I don't know how he can live with himself if he does. It's such a crazy world