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purem:
This guy funny sha

U shud tag ursef among one of ugly broke dudes seeking attention on nairaland

How much u get

Do u av a job

Where's ur car

U must be living with ur parents

Coz a matured grown up man wouldn't use earpiece in his house, his home theater wil be buzzing around dis tym

U must really be feeling lonely

Hw much u pay security guard wey snap u with da ur unmatched dress for da hotel

Anyway sha lemme help ur life
There's one ugly gel lyk dat, dat is forcing herself on guys
Marinee oya come o som1 needs u here

And who is this mentally deranged homo eructus masturbating here? what makes you feel you are better than him? You are a slowpoke devoid of the slightest atom of common sense.

If people where to be paid for stupidity, you would be the richest man in the world, stop hiding on the strength of your keyboard to degenerate others, if you have the things you listed above, share money for us here, fool!

It's like I would wage a war on you retards here that like making people feel bad for no reason, cos it's non of your business where ever he chooses to search for love.

Now pick up your mess of a life and swerve away to the land of the dead you miserable disgrace of a man.

Even people he is 100 times better than are running their mouth like tap...

Let it be known to all and sundry that the person by the moniker 'igbodefender' is sorely speaking for himself and which ever group he represents and not the entire Igbo people.

Let's set the records straight.

Chuknovski:
I asked her she say no boyfriends but I know say NA lie, the thing be say she no dey grateful she no even call say guy thanks even after almost 2days

Girls... or let's say 'most' girls are ingrates, the earlier you realize this, the less your expectations from them.

That one na initial gra gra, since you Smooch her the last time, you are not far from the cookie, play your cards well...don't forget that shii called self confidence

It mustn't be very big, but average at least. I prefer a girl with an average or big boob's with a small ass, than one with a big ass and a pimple boob

Dimples129:
"Ma ku wasa"
Is I love you in somali

Dimples, Ma ku wasa!

You have high chances if you play your cards well. take it slowly so as not to look desperate, tell her you would really like to spend more time with her. From her actions and inactions you should know what next to do.

And yes, you were right in telling her to return your stuff, if you leave am naso e go take goo. And also is she in a serious relationship? If you don't know, don't bother to ask...play your cards the go.

So we even get Boxing Day gift? where that meme sef...

30k When I still get my mouth? I've never directly paid for sex before

KingSINZU:
Thank you sir but I didn't loose a sister. I believe I've reiterated that countless times on this thread. Even if I did, I don't see how it comes off as a diss especially when it's coming from "mop-brain Biacan". If you knew me well, I don't think you would think I feel "silent pain" over internet issues. Thanks for your concern though, I appreciate it.

I just saw it, it's all fine bruv...

biacan:
Thank you sister may the creator grant you your heart desires

No matter what, you needed to have respect for the dead, we all throw banters at others but you took yours too far when you brought his dead sister to it. I could imagine the silent pains he felt, you just brought back memories he is trying to forget.

You lack sense in it's slightest bit. Sorry, but that's the fact.

amani63:
Thank God you know I exist
Nl is full of criticism bro,not that I have haters

I don't mean to throw jabs, but to be sincere...you trying too hard to get noticed, fúck what people say or think, be your own man who doesn't seek the validation of anyone to know what you made of. Stop trying to be a wannabe...

Have a nice day!

Funny how people think they have haters while in reality no one remembers they exist...

Saintsammurai:
vizkiz its not like I'm in support of anyone but seeing the way you use money to diss people in the forum..
And i know that you work in a bank, so i ask you nigga..

Do you think working in a bank now means you are a big boy?

I been wan reply am but I say make I just chill. Dude goes around bashing people and feeling like a demigod. Not bank, but FIRS if his words are something to go by.

With The low self-esteem Ibadan sales girl tapping his back

I feel like joining the banter buh make I the watch first...

Some loud Igbos I see daily on NL are a disgrace to me. These set of igbos carry hatred everywhere and their opinion is seen as that of the vast majority, while in reality it isn't so.

What concerns Igbo and this thread now? why can't we just appreciate development for once? one immediately went and started posting pictures of poor areas in Kano, another made a bogus claim that the developed part is not up to 3%, others brought Biafra into it...I'm really ashamed of you lots!

I'm Igbo and I have visited Kano, at first I always took the north to be one backward region, although they have their flaws, I was impressed with what I saw and it changed my impression about the North. I'm also happy with the developmental projects I see here, I must commend the efforts of the state government.

Igbos here should stop making mockery of us, stop the hate and keep your emotions aside, Northerners are not all savages like you think, there are really nice and accommodating ones.

surgical:
This must be tough for you. lol.

This man gave us high expectations, only to become a moribund failure at last.

You clearly have no knowledge about international politics, stop trying to sound smart.

I pray I forgive Buhari someday.

I wonder what this country would become if Buhari is allowed to rule for 8 years. Lemme also vehemently reiterate that politicians are the same irrespective of where they come from.

let's look beyond tribalism and ethic politics and choose the right person or we would still be in this mess 50 years from now.

I just love that man called Donald Duke, he has great potentials in him. Most importantly, he has foresight, one thing Bubu clearly lacks.

ok

Depends on the girl sha.

Purebeerry:
Nooo, I no want. . Make them carry their wahala dey go.

Watin this one the feel like?

pocohantas:
Awww.
Kids are so adorable
He has nice thick hair.

You wan give us the impression say you love kids abi

You would take your life? you think that lame line still works? everyone has got their own burdens, so stop behaving like anyone is obliged to you or your existence. That line is a turn off

Funny enough na them slay queen's the make guys put hand for all this things.

Na God go save person for this world, many things happen in the metaphysical world, not everyone you see walking down the street is human to start with. Even online, some are the devil's incarnate on a destruction mission.

God bless my hustle, keep me away from the evil ones, help me control those things you gave me between my legs... it is too late to fail Amen.

Saintsammurai:
people that depends on their December 1st salary, in order to enjoy Christmas, will never be rich in life..
quote my saintsamurai.
note before you go wolf on me as you always do, read the quote again and again.

Sorry to ask, which kind of 'tard are you? A Re'tard or a Bas'tard?

I have many friends like you who went out of their way to campaign for Buhari in 2015, they have been lamenting all day just like you.

Besides I see you wearing a convocation gown in front of Ekpo Ref, I guess you are among the newly graduated students of UNN.

Enjoy your change!

I see nothing wrong with this. people should learn to mind their business

Happy birthday to him!

Bovi is a true definition of starting from the scratch. Each time I watch his extended family series I giggle hard. He has comedy in him...

shaybebaby:
Yours truly, why do you ask?

Nothing dear, you look good btw.

Been nice chatting with you, I respect your maturity and you have earned my respect.

I think I should follow you.