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Romance / Re: Guys Choose One From This Two Types Of Women Shapes by mardis: 9:58pm On Feb 03
As far say she carry back grin grin grin

Lol grin
Romance / Re: Guys Choose One From This Two Types Of Women Shapes by mardis: 8:26pm On Feb 03
1 please.


Which means you're okay with flat chest? Like nothing there o
Romance / Guys Choose One From This Two Types Of Women Shapes by mardis: 6:14pm On Feb 03
What is your specs guys?

Picture 1 - small booms with big hips and buts
Picture 2 - big booms with small hips and buts

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by mardis: 4:28pm On Jan 20

The ten for 15k?


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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by mardis: 4:25pm On Jan 20
Items for sale!!!
5000wts stabilizer (2 months old) @ 48k
10 pcs curtains @ 15k
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Family / Re: Toddler Starves To Death After Father Dies In Home Of Heart Disease by mardis: 6:10am On Nov 19, 2022
This is sad, please always interact with your neighbour they're your number one family member even though you might not be related. Stop forming i am minding my business and all that. As the say "no man is an island of his own"


Family / Re: My Mother Wants Me To Rent My Own House by mardis: 9:53am On Nov 18, 2022
Is she a single mom? Where is your dad? How about your siblings?

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Family / Re: Advice Needed. by mardis: 12:23am On Nov 18, 2022
This is serious oh, for her parents and siblings mind now their good daughter is in school studying hard. Not knowing she was d!cking hard and end up graduating from this life to the next life. Na wa o. All this girls especially University ones make una use una head now biko.
Family / Re: My Ex Wife Kidnapped My Daughter by mardis: 10:22pm On Nov 16, 2022
Leave the girl child with her now. You have the two boys already in your custody allow her take care of the girl. It seems she is capable of doing that. Before you'll go and marry another woman that'll come and turn her to housegirl. And besides she will be more safer under the watchful eyes of her mother. Aren't you afraid of all this child molestors and abusers?

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Family / Re: I Want To Give 20 NAIRALAND Families 50k For Christmas by mardis: 12:25pm On Nov 16, 2022
Growing up, by this time my Parents would have bought us the kids Christmas clothes.

It saddens me that with this bad economy, a lot of children won’t get clothes and gifts or even food this Christmas.

If you are a struggling parent, put down your account number (ONLY IF YOU REALLY NEED IT PLEASE!)

Use your real account for verification. NO SCAMMERS. Don’t deprive those who are really in need.

0003588185 jaiz bank

May God bless u in multiple folds
Romance / Re: US Singer, R. Kelly, Again Convicted Of Multiple Child Pornography by mardis: 6:17pm On Sep 17, 2022
The remaining years this guy will spent on earth is not gonna be peaceful
Romance / Re: A Plant That Grows As The Shape Of A Manhood by mardis: 6:15pm On Sep 17, 2022
Wonders they say will never end


Romance / Re: What Is The Name Of This Slippers [Pics] by mardis: 5:19pm On Aug 22, 2022
Water na polish

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Family / Re: Who Should Have The Children Custody.. by mardis: 10:24pm On Aug 09, 2022

Who is this shrimp??

Must you transfer your frustration on every topic ......... Go back to your quarters in yaba left mumu

You should have read his moniker, so you don't bother replying him.
Health / Re: How Do I Rebuild My Damaged Self Esteem by mardis: 10:21pm On Aug 09, 2022
Hit the gym bro, focus and make money. Who dey look scars nowadays?

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Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Neighbor Who Is A Professional In This by mardis: 11:08am On Aug 07, 2022
You said you're married. Isn't your wife staying with you? How comes she allows you her husband to be so close to a female neighbour to the extent of receiving gossip from the female neighbour. And how about her own husband i'e your neighbour? Abi there is more to the story than what you wrote up there?

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Family / Re: I Did Best Man For A Cousin Of Mine, Now He Wants Me To Get His Wife Pregnant. by mardis: 12:25pm On Jul 28, 2022
Don't even dare do that. Back out at once. What if she didn't get pregnant after knacking the wife? You'll keep on knackin until she get pregnant or what? This plan will bring wahala later.

They're other options he can opt for as mentioned by the posters above.


Family / Instructions/rules To Teach Your Son by mardis: 12:08pm On Jul 28, 2022
1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. Request the late check-out.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion or don’t play at all…

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.

15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.

20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.

21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit. Take the blame.

27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.

28. Write down your dreams.

29. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.

30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!

32. In all things lead by example not explanation.


Family / Re: Single mom thread by mardis: 12:28pm On Jul 24, 2022
Any lady who fall in love with a guy and end up giving him a child but later on leave the guy should come here and give out her reason why she left guys you can contribute to this as well

if frequent sex can keep a man in a relationship and make him to be committed and marry the woman, then all harlots will be married because they are experts in sex. Pregnancy before even proposal is both risky and suicidal. Be wise

Culled from ManAustin post "Unhealthy Mistake Ladies Make"


Family / Re: Unhealthy Mistakes Ladies Make by mardis: 12:26pm On Jul 24, 2022
Nice piece, hope they'll will take note and wise up
Family / Re: Single mom thread by mardis: 12:24pm On Jul 24, 2022

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Family / Re: Is It A Crime To Admit That Your Spouse Is Older Than You? (my Story) by mardis: 7:37pm On Jul 17, 2022
Is her age my problem?, Do I care about that?

If it wasn't, then you should have let the age thing be a secret between you and her. Instead you keep telling people. Of what use is it if people know whether you're older or not ?


Family / Re: Is It A Crime To Admit That Your Spouse Is Older Than You? (my Story) by mardis: 4:18pm On Jul 17, 2022
You talk too much, must you tell everyone she is older than you? If she was younger would you still go about telling people that? It is very immature of you gaskiya.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Get Disvirgin And What Lead To It (18+) by mardis: 6:38pm On Jul 12, 2022
Op share yours first.
Romance / Re: Quickie with Housegirl Gone Terribly Wrong.. by mardis: 12:21pm On Jul 11, 2022
Konji will always land people in trouble especially men.


Family / Re: Shocking: Lagos Couple Faint As Their Three Children Drown In A Pool by mardis: 12:42pm On Jun 29, 2022
This is sad, may God console the parent.

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Family / Re: How I Reported My Neighbor To Human Rights For Child Abuse by mardis: 12:23pm On Jun 29, 2022
God bless you for that act. Posterity will forever bring good fortune to you and your family...

I visited my cousin at Abuja recently where she was telling and showing me her neighbour who is always maltreating a small girl of about 8years or so. She said every now and then is beating upon beating and also doing adult task. Sometimes in the presence of the husband and he will do nothing.

So one day my cousin said this particular beating was so intense that she was hearing the sound of the kain on the girls body and the girl was screaming very loudly in pains. My cousin couldn't hold it and went close to where the sound was coming from and screamed " if you don't stop beating that girl i will call human rights for you" that was how the beating stopped o. From that day no more beating. And the neighbour knows my cousin is a lawyer. So she won’t take that threat lightly.

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Romance / Re: Flood Scatters Wedding Venue Before Ceremony Begins by mardis: 10:28pm On Jun 28, 2022
When your crush is about to getting married. You serve a living God.
Family / Re: How My Wife Helped Me Save Up To N100,000 On My Hospital Bills by mardis: 1:48pm On Jun 20, 2022
Your main aim of advertising carepay is achieved. Clap for yourself.

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