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RomanceRe: Happy New Month To All Romancelanders. Comment Ur Phone Number For Recharge card by MarkTimmy(m): 10:02am On Jun 01, 2020
08161539528 MTN
RomanceRe: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by MarkTimmy(m): 12:27pm On May 28, 2020
HMarshal:
We then understood y many houses in that particular estate was mostly inhabitated.owners are mostly out of the country.thanks to her
Pls if you won't mind, what's the name of the estate? Thanks
RomanceRe: If You Have An Ex, Pls Answer This Question by MarkTimmy(m): 12:15pm On May 28, 2020
I either move the pictures to my encrypted folder which I don't access unless it's important
And I don't delete the number as well, but just change the name to anything funny wink wink
Okafor's Law
WE DON'T KNOW WHO IS WHO
RomanceRe: Pls Help .. Would My Hair Grow Back by MarkTimmy(m): 7:21pm On May 24, 2020
I pray say no be yr brother go kill yu las las grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by MarkTimmy(m): 12:24pm On May 05, 2020
I pray you succeed in your forthcoming little endeavors..
I was also a unilorin alumni and I know the places you mentioned.

Also, regarding the Yahoo and Ritual activities... it's at an alarming rate among the undergraduate students, May God save us.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Post Corona Meetup by MarkTimmy(m): 11:19am On May 03, 2020
Location:Ibadan
Sex: Male

Females should reply for hookup....
EducationRe: With 8m. Should I Run An Msc Prog., Go For A Pilot Course Or Do Business? by MarkTimmy(m): 12:28pm On Apr 21, 2020
Lush100:
Ife.
Thanks.... I thought you're in ibadan and doing Msc also in ibadan
EducationRe: With 8m. Should I Run An Msc Prog., Go For A Pilot Course Or Do Business? by MarkTimmy(m): 11:01pm On Apr 19, 2020
Lush100:
What course did u study?
What are you inclined towards.
Being a pilot is good, I don't know how much it costs and the different stages b4 u can be certified to man a plane.
I would have advised u go into business but it has to be a dream and passion within u to run a business and that is why I asked the second question above
If u have more money than the 8m, u can go for pilot cos they are well paid but find out from pilot to guide u of the terrain in the industry. There is a pilot school in kwaara state I think. U may go for additional course overseas.
U can always do a business and do Msc.
I did MBA (Saturday only and it's a 2 year program all things being equal).
May be u invest like 6.5M in secured investment while u use 1M to start a business after much enquires.
Once ur business picks, u can go for ur MBA.
U can learn a skill ( not classroom/ office skill).
Pls which school did you do your MBA that offer courses only on saturday.. I will be glad to get a nice reply soon. Thanks
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 7:31am On Apr 02, 2020
omoadeleye:
Chai, new apocalypse..


Have you watched a movie called "cell"?
Miracle in cell no. 7
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 11:56am On Mar 30, 2020
jamesope04:
Rosemary bold. To get it, change your region to India, go to display, select system font. You should get it there
Okay thanks bro
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 11:49am On Mar 30, 2020
genius43:
Theme app. You have to change region to India, then change back to Nigeria after applying your choice of theme.
I shold just go to the theme app after changing region to india ryt?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 11:41am On Mar 30, 2020
jamesope04:
Who has installed this update? I'm about doing same. Hope there are no bugs.
Pls what's the name of your font and how did you install it? Thanks
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 8:12pm On Mar 20, 2020
CharlesJok3r:
Xiaomi K30/POCO X2 landed successfully grin.
Xiaomi welcomes me once again in 2020 wink.

The 120hz refresh rate of a thing is fantabulous. Display is fvcking great.
Awwww, how much did you get this beast and is it jumia or aliexpress? How many days does the shipping took?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 2:21pm On Mar 19, 2020
princenonye:
59999 from Jumia but I doubt if its available now. 4/64gb
Okay thanks, I hope I see the page that discount to 59999 also on my jumia app.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 2:15pm On Mar 19, 2020
princenonye:
Guys am planning of buying Mi A3 2moro for 60k new one. Hope its a good buy? Or any better phones than it for its price range?
hello, pls I also want to get a new mi a3.. which spec is the one for #60,000.....Thanks
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 5:30pm On Mar 18, 2020
Who has xiaomi redmi note 8 pro for sale....I'm interested
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 10:20pm On Mar 17, 2020
abdsamad:
How much will i sell this mi9t naw sef. I think it's about time for a xng. grin
Mk we talk bro.....if yu ready to sell..wil pay cash
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by MarkTimmy(m): 10:40am On Mar 16, 2020
Please does any xiaomi tech expert knows when the Redmi Note 9 Pro be launched in Nigeria is it available for Pre-order from any international site??


Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Northern Nigeria Developing And Growing Stronger Than Ever Before(photos) by MarkTimmy(m): 4:07pm On Mar 15, 2020
Show us the development in where the masses live and not just road nor a newly constructed building among 2000 huts. Let's stop praising the government for construction of bridges hospitals bc they were never elected just to sleep and eat.

Peace and Love
One Nigeria
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RomanceRe: My Fiance Left Me Stranded On The Day We Were Supposed To Meet by MarkTimmy(m): 12:57am On Mar 13, 2020
Choir master collect a whole Corper phone.....such a big lie grin grin
PhonesRe: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by MarkTimmy(m): 2:06am On Mar 08, 2020
idowu4sky:
I think my Tecno Camon CX camera did a better job than the infinix S5pro
But bros why yr nose stopped downloading at 45%
FamilyRe: Married But I'm Not Connected With My Husband, Hence I'm Depressed by MarkTimmy(m): 11:41pm On Feb 22, 2020
Vortex369:
@ Girlwhocares

I really am worried how people babysit you on this forum when all you need to learn on how to make your marriage works lie in more than a Gospel Truth.

Here comes my 'more than Gospel Truth' and you deserve it:

You think too highly of yourself, you believe the world revolves around your own happiness. It is silly of you to conjure up this image of your type of man. It is a world of fantasy and smart people know it is nothing but fantasy.

You believe in your heart that he is not your type, and you keep fantasizing about your type in such a manner that you are ready to go down on sex with boys who can not clean the floor that your husband walks, because because they are your type. Those boys you sleep with do not have to do anything to make you like them. You just foolishly like them, cos they are your type. It is not shameful, it is a worrisome case of mentality so disordered by expectation of what should have been that you have lost touch with what is.

I want to repeat that line;

You have lost touch with what is, while your mind is fixated on the framework of what should have been - a fantasy image built on a particular structure of the body and lifestyle that you have totally forgotten that you are married. You are ready to behave single and lie about your marital status and diet to look for ever young because you live in denial. You are hoping someday you will be with your type for ever. A silly fantasy that dies when you realize that you may not be the type of lady for your type of man. When you meet your type of man, are you really his type of woman? mostly no, so the table turns, and you begin to face the Karma you put your husband through. Because obviously, he is also a slave of your type of woman.
Respect
RomanceRe: The Difference Between When A Boy Cheats And When A Girl Cheat by MarkTimmy(m): 12:57pm On Feb 18, 2020
Michellekabod2:
While by default a lady is more likely to get attached after sex there are ladies that love sex. Why do people still have the narrative a lady can't have casual sex and feelings must be involved?

Until society stop frowning at ladies you will not realize they have the same sexual drive as males.
Only a player or someone that has studied the male & female psychology will know this
Sooner or later, the lady would lament on the broke boyfriend or sometimes feel superior to him bc he provides his needs with her body...
ps: I stand to be corrected tho
RomanceRe: Don't Skip This Post. Please Your Advice Is Needed by MarkTimmy(m): 7:01am On Feb 10, 2020
CCTV installation issa major food in the day's market bc most new organizations are going digital. Pls kindly go for it and add thumbprint machine installation as an added advantage as well with it's configuration... I'm telling you, you will surely make it big.

Good Morning
RomanceRe: Girls, Have You Done Anything To Impress A Guy? by MarkTimmy(m): 7:44pm On Jan 01, 2020
1StopRudeness:
Audio booking of hotel room....No let that geh deceive you oooo...:no girl will ever pay for the the slab she’s gonna be slaughtered on......It’s not a girl thing...
Who tell yu that one...you never jam beta one...she sponsored my Tfare to Benin from Ib City, paid for hotel also. I miss you Gold
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Were Your Goals For 2019? Did You Achieve Them? by MarkTimmy(m): 9:25pm On Dec 30, 2019
Jgoldie:
No I didn’t

Was looking for someone who could lick plate

We no see
I can lick anything named plate.
Reply so we can hook up
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Testimony Of Year 2019 by MarkTimmy(m): 11:46am On Dec 29, 2019
I finished my NYSC in 2019. But no job yet.
PS: I'm still seeking for a suitable job either in ilorin/Lagos/ibadan.

Alot happened during the year 2019 but

All thanks to God I'm alive
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by MarkTimmy(m): 10:11am On Dec 08, 2019
You think say na joke bfr? Now yu knw the diff btwn ódekwu and english wine grin
HealthRe: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Nurses by MarkTimmy(m): 7:15pm On Nov 27, 2019
Lmao...wtf grin
okoroemeka:
I cannot help but remember the experience I had with a nurse during my school years,I contacted a deadly infection of scabies from a random one night stand with a girl,the infection ended up covering my dick,scrotal sac and laps,my God how that thing itchs at night,I tried everything available no show, finally in desperation I have to go to the hospital and was referred to a pretty nurse to inspect the dick,I brought out my dick as she was inspecting it turning it this way,that way,lo and behold the crazy dick rised up hard and strong,the nurse was mildly surprised ,she asked politely if she should continue the close inspection,I said pls continue,it's very funny a dick that's covered with bumps and infected pustles will manage to rise up at the sight of a nurse cleavage.
RomanceRe: Ladies Reveal Why They Are Still Virgins Or Practicing Celibacy by MarkTimmy(m): 6:45pm On Nov 27, 2019
ola33t:
shocked






It is out of place to employ the word 'virgin' for a grown-up Nigerian lady. The word 'virgin' became irrelevant decades ago; 'Technical virgin' is more applicable to this present era.
Although there might still be 0.01% of Nigerian ladies who might still be real virgins but a typical 'technical celibate' Nigerian lady or a Nigerian 'technical virgin' would likely have a mileage surpassing that of a grandma who was from the older generation.

Most technical virgins in Nigeria are anal veterans, Mouth Action heroines, fingering goddesses and dildö/cucumber Ninjas.

If a grown Nigerian lady with uncircumcised clit says she's a virgin, then I know it's not from any good reason of chastity or holy obedience to God, it might be she hasn't encountered that fat deek size that can shift her womb. The word 'real virgin' is a myth in this generation of legends of deeks.
This is deep
RomanceRe: A Lady Is Four Months Pregnant For Me And She's Hiding It From Me. by MarkTimmy(m): 11:15pm On Nov 24, 2019
OP...so far she's not promiscuous nor have a bad vibe around you. I will advise you sit her down and ask if the child is truly yours. Moreover, children are blessings from God.
Pls OP, How can I learn forex trading. I really have interest in becoming a trader. TY
Ojizy1:
I am 27 years old and I have been dating this lady for 2 years now, I'm doing well with forex trading and make money without hitches.

I always take her shopping and buy her good stuff but the thing is I don't see her as my life partner but now she's 4 months pregnant and she concealed the information from me.

I'm not ready to father anything child now because I'm still yet to complete my house.

Guys please suggest what should I do .

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