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Politics / Re: Shi’ites/soldiers Clash: We’ve No Apology – Army by marlockj: 7:46am On Jan 07, 2016
nnachukz:
Now the world can hear this. It could have been better they kept quiet. Well I know they are not the one speaking but Buhari speaking through them. Please can someone remind me the name of the Grand Commander of the Federal Arm Forces? What they are saying is that they can come to your village and kill everybody at midnight, burn down your houses because some people from your village had a problem with them along the road. Even if they killed all of them at the spot, you are still not safe in your house for a case you know nothing about except belonging in the same community with the offenders.


Guy stop saying Wat u Dnt knw.


Any Muslim group is very dangerous, this same Ppl will start shouting boko harm high,bring bck our girls etc.


Army did the right thing b ending them all.if they had done this to boko since,Nigeria culd Hv been in peace.

Did u Nt watch the video??

any Muslim group now is very dangerous.


If army culd do that Also to biafra wen the protest again,I feel the whole country will b focus on their daily business. Rather than trouble

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Politics / Re: Shi’ites/soldiers Clash: We’ve No Apology – Army by marlockj: 7:37am On Jan 07, 2016
Okk
Travel / Re: My Horrible Experience At Murtala Mohammed Airport::::::(see pictures):::::::::: by marlockj: 7:36am On Jan 07, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Replies Dr. Ola Balogun by marlockj: 7:35am On Jan 07, 2016
phineas:



An example from my last post is a fellow such as this referring to women, as "junks".JUNK! Like if a white man called this retard junk he will scream racist from the rooftop, but its OK to address some women with the singular indiscretion of having children with the wrong kind of men junk.

And that is the trend davido and co are leading for generation next.

I hope Mr Momodu does not settle for anything less than a public apology for Sophia, full custody for the baby with supervised visiting rights for davido and ilk, and a decent child welfare package while at it.




I think u Dnt Hv a point!!

Babymama is Nt d perfect way, marry and have children!! Wat Eva bad name can be addressed to a bad person.

So I do not see how ur racist talk link into this... if a white call u junk Cuz u Hv done sumtin contrary to the bible then the white man is right

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Politics / Re: We Will Arrest More Influential Nigerians In The Coming Weeks — EFCC Chairman by marlockj: 7:25am On Jan 07, 2016
hinwazaka:
I have consistently said on this forum, that Fashola will rot in jail, while Amaechi will hang from a tree. The President will also spend the rest of his miserable life in the Hague. As for the traders of the Oshodi electronics market, they can be rest assured that their loss will be avenged. Ambode will pay dearly with his.....................


Bros stop saying rubbbish!!!

One thing abt Nigerians is that wen they are warned they will Neva listen!!! How many months was the notice to demolish that market?

You guys never listen is wen u see bulldozers that is wen u knw u shuld start packing.

Stop saying Wat u Dnt knw.were you not given notice?.

Mayb Nxt tym u learn to abide. Jst Lik wen u gv tenant notice he go relax Na wen the six month notice Don xpire Na that tym e go begin dey find money dey beg u join. U no here him begin dey swear for you.
Religion / Re: Pastor Loses Election In Anambra, Faints by marlockj: 7:10am On Jan 07, 2016
Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Replies Dr. Ola Balogun by marlockj: 6:55am On Jan 07, 2016
iamVirus:


Veteran film maker, Dr. Ola Balogun, via a letter to the Nation earlier today, expressed disappointment, and condemned in totality, the role played by Ovation magazine boss, Dele Momodu, in the Davido baby mama saga.


Dr. Ola Balogun

He also charged Sophia Momodu to get a job to support her lifestyle, and not turn Davido into an Automated Teller Machine, ATM.

Dele Momodu has however, replied Mr.
Balogun, asking him to join others in
reconciling the families, instead of pouring petrol into the conflagration.
[b]
“It is disheartening that while many well-meaning Nigerians have stepped in to intervene in the face-off between music superstar, Mr David Adeleke, aka Davido, and the mother of his baby Ms Sophia Momodu, my cousin, a senior citizen and film-maker, Dr Ola Balogun, has chosen to cast aspersions on me for reasons best known to both of us.

In a well-circulated comment he made in newspapers and on social media, on
Wednesday, January 6, 2016, Dr. Balogun maliciously attacked Sophia and I, without caring to find out what led to the present debacle.

I had the highest regards for Dr. Balogun, and had always responded to his calls and text messages to my London line most times.

I wish to apologise to him publicly if I have not been able to attend to his certain demands, but it is regrettable that he would retaliate through this vengeful manner.

Though I bear the same title of Bashorun with my late mentor, Chief Moshood Abiola, I’m just an ordinary journalist of very modest means.

Let me assure Dr. Balogun that elders like him have brokered peace between the families, and by the grace of God, we should have good news sooner than later.

Dr. Balogun should please bury whatever animosity he has against me, and join others in reconciling the families, instead of pouring petrol into the conflagration.[/b]

DELE MOMODU.”
lalasticlala


Soirce: http://360jamng.tk/dele-momodu-replies-dr-ola-balogun/


This man is a fooool


Someone said u shuld tell Sophia to get a job,you are here saying rubbish.

Tell ha to mke meaningful use of her life,get a job and marry.

Stop using davido as ur meal

@ times I wonder how this kind of old n ugly girl find her way into a musician Lik davido. Old guys Dnt get me wrong, am saying this Cuz the kind of pretty hot,sexy girls I see on music videos are mind blowing. How cum musicians Dnt flirt with such cute baby Bt end up with junks Lik sophia.


Is it that they Dnt knw cute chicks?


4xample 2face all the babymama are junks,Bt in their music videos u culd heavy artillery super cute girls,rubbing their bum bum over them on music videos.

Okk see tiimaya case he got anoda junky pregnant, yet d his videos carry girls Dat if dey shake dear yash it will take Lik 5minutes for d yash to b stable, if they twerk on u,u shuld start thinking of ejaculating.

Bt they end up with junks as babymama y.Xcept for flavour. Who fckkkk all beautiful things.

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Politics / Re: Federal High Court Denies Granting Dasuki, Others N250m Bail by marlockj: 10:46pm On Jan 06, 2016
princemillla:
This is a nice clarification. Learnt something new today.

But if Fed high court abuja has granted them bail, my questions are ;

Have they all meet bail conditions?
Why is Dss still holding them.

I believe no one is bigger than Nigeria law and as pa Buhari has always stated that he gives full respect to the rule of law, it will be nice to give directives on this.

Perhaps is something missing that I don't get clear






Some of u Dnt Evn understand Wat is written!! He has two cases on his head resulting to 500million naria bail.

He was granted bail @ 250m then he met the bail condition, he was den arrested bck for second offense..

Wat is hard for u to understand.

U arrested me,carry me go court judge gv me bail I do as bail said,I wan commot cell u arrest me again for another offense.u no fit cum meet d 2nd bail condition. So Wetin u wan dss to do.

Evn if he get d 2nd bail dss will throw another case making it 3 cases.Nigeria is getting better.let him say there.

We cry of Nigeria not good,here a corrupt man is arrested we r here worrying abt it.the money dem share Eva reach you? No Bt here we worry abt it more than his Family.


Wen last did u here any news from his family?

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Politics / Re: Federal High Court Denies Granting Dasuki, Others N250m Bail by marlockj: 10:43pm On Jan 06, 2016
alcmene:
The question is: did any court of competent jurisdiction at any point grant Dasuki and others bail

I understand where this man is coming from.....he doesn't want to be seen as if Buhari disregarded the ruling of the federal high court

whether federal high court, magistrate or customary court, COURT ORDERS MUST NOT BE DISOBEYED WITH WHATEVER EXCUSE


Some of u Dnt Evn understand Wat is written!! He has two cases on his head resulting to 500million naria bail.

He was granted bail @ 250m then he met the bail condition, he was den arrested bck for second offense..

Wat is hard for u to understand.

U arrested me,carry me go court judge gv me bail I do as bail said,I wan commot cell u arrest me again for another offense.That's It

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Spends Time With His Daughter, Imade, After Being Hospitalized (PHOTOS) by marlockj: 10:21pm On Jan 06, 2016
Barney11:
Marlockj, I can't deny what I don't know,where I come from every child is accepted wholeheartedly,we don't know how creator uses only blood to form a whole human,what if he didn't give u at all,will u question or get it by force?there is no difference in the birth of both sex or any extra month,so wen u prefer one to another you know that ur not thinking straight,what a every sensible parents pray for is a responsible successful child that will forever love and care for them when they need it.so be a child boy or girl or even both...doesn't matter!


Okk is alrite, maybe u Nt from Africa!!

Cuz I was talking in d real sense of an average African man.

Truth we all knw God gives!!!Bt an average African man needs a man..

U Mayb an American, Bt try to watch some of our African magic,some stories are real n it do happn.

Lik in most cases u c a man chase a woman out of home Cuz of no male child,wen u n I knw d cause is Nt from d woman rada it is determine by the man.

I Dnt xpect u to agree with me though,Cuz u are seeing it from different angle,while I see it from reality!!!

4Xample u culd see a graduate n a working class man ask a woman cn u gv me a male child? wen u n I knw is determined by man n God.Bt going into reality u Dnt bring other things to it.you say Wat u see hppn.

Jst Lik saying God gv child we all knw that,Bt in reality a man chase a woman out Evn wen he knw that God gives. So am saying in reality aspect Nt God do this,or a sensible man or biology terms.

This same sensible parent sleep with another woman out side Jst to get male
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking In Hospital, Shares Photo by marlockj: 5:45pm On Jan 06, 2016
Okk

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Science/Technology / Re: Strange Cow That Refused To Die After Its Head Had Been Cut(video) by marlockj: 5:44pm On Jan 06, 2016
maum:


I don't think you watched the video

Maybe I did Nt watch the one u watch,please can u post the video were head was cut off?

Cuz Wat I saw was some white guys struggling with blunt knife to cut off the neck of a cow,resulting in bleeding n not killing the cow.

I Neva saw head separated from the body and he still walk around. Please u cn help me.

Celebrities / Re: 8 Celebrities We’d Like To See Get Married In 2016 by marlockj: 5:39pm On Jan 06, 2016
Driftingking:
It’s 2016! Welcome!



Here are few celebrities we are hoping would get hitched this year.
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D’BANJ

Bangalee is everyone’s favorite eligible bachelor and although he already asked us not to rush him into marriage as he would get married when he is ready and not because people want him to, dating high profiled women and being one of the top notch entertainers has however put him in our radar.

We all can’t wait to see which kokolet will get hooked to D’banj.

RITA DOMINIC

Rita Dominic is over 40, and the star actress is still looking in her 20’s.

We’d really love to see Rita Dominic get hooked this year, Hopefully it would be to Ramsey Nouah. Lol

DON JAZZY

Don Jazzy recently announced his plans to retire as a singer in 2016 but we are really hoping that its not the only decision he’d take in 2016.

Don Jazzy should settle down with Onome already! Except Of course he wants to pull a “Di’ja” on Us.

GENEVIEVE NNAJI

Genevieve Nnaji is living the life that many can only dream of, she is at the top of her game, has a number of endorsement deals to her name, can afford to take year long vacations and still be very relevant.

You know she has a kid which much isn’t really known about her.

But in 2016, we would love to see her hooked Mehn! This beauty cannot just be for waste. We want a boy From Genevieve Nnaji!

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Some of u think celebrity is anything different check the below pics.

Some of u think they are too pretty,all is make up and picture quality

Some of you think their armpit will be too sweet to lick

The faces u see are being filled, painted,Evn coloured Lik poster colour

Check below

Science/Technology / Re: Strange Cow That Refused To Die After Its Head Had Been Cut(video) by marlockj: 5:25pm On Jan 06, 2016
timidapsin:
Very strange world indeed, the cow refused to die after they cut its head
I dont know the country where this happened but watch the video below and be thrilled.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk8-xogaKw

source: Afriwap.com
cc: lalasticlala , mynd44

I didn't see where head was cut ohh.

Wat I saw is cut and d head still remain There.

Head Neva cut off,beside d cow was Nt Evn proper cut,they Jst cut small n leave it.Their knife is blunt I guess

To me I see nothing strange, Wat I saw is d pains they made the cow go through by not cutting d cow properly.

They Jst made the cow suffer for nothing, Evn hen after cutting of the head they still run n fall after.

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Politics / Re: Tears As Lagos Demolishes Oshodi Market (PHOTOS) by marlockj: 5:11pm On Jan 06, 2016
ELTON123:
APC change


Una go enjoy the change make una no cry cheesygringrin


I support d demolition!!

This traders r fooolish Ppl, they will be given 2 to 3mnths notice, Bt dey will not hear only to start packing wen they see dulldozer.

This is good for them

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Spends Time With His Daughter, Imade, After Being Hospitalized (PHOTOS) by marlockj: 5:03pm On Jan 06, 2016
Barney11:
Marlockj,he wouldn't have done any better if it was a baby boy.

U n I knw wat a baby boy is in African as a whole, xcept u wnt to deny d fact.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Spends Time With His Daughter, Imade, After Being Hospitalized (PHOTOS) by marlockj: 1:23pm On Jan 06, 2016
stephenduru:
Shortly after returning from a trip to Gambia, singer, Davido was hospitalised due to stress.

With the baby-mama drama he’s currently immersed in, perhaps, it’s quite understandable why the singer may be heavily stressed.

Davido shared via Snapchat pictures of himself spending quality time with baby Imade after being hospitalised.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/after-being-hospitalised-davido-spends.html?m=1


Why is he over xposing this girl..

Cnt d world rest.

I wonder Wat he culd Hv done if d baby was a baby boy
Health / Re: Orthopaedic Hospital Seizes Corpse, Islamic Family Kicks (photo) by marlockj: 1:18pm On Jan 06, 2016
callmelanner:

And I hope when ur friend eventually dies, his son will also sell his corpse & use the money for business

U didn't get me he abandon d corpse in hospital!!! wateva dey did wit it was none of this business.


Beside d dead knows nothing,weda buried or Nt.we Africans spend xcessively for death Wich has no meaning. This is d only part I Lov muslim.
Health / Re: Orthopaedic Hospital Seizes Corpse, Islamic Family Kicks (photo) by marlockj: 10:17am On Jan 06, 2016
DONSMITH123:
The National Orthopaedic Hospital, Igbobi, Lagos (NOHIL), has been accused of seizing the corpse of a 61-year-old man, Bashiru Makanjuola, over the inability of his family to pay bills totalling N471,810.


I think FG need to intervene in this case. You seized corpse coz of cash owing the hospital. I dey laugh. Trust me where i come from, they will dash you the corpse. Nonesense.

Humans are funny ohh

What is corpse!!!, I will leave it for u guys,is even better to cease Cuz I knw Wat I will spend on burial.


I knw of a frnd who dash, I mean 4gt his dad corpse in d hospital, concerning burial expenses. Rather he used d money for business
Travel / Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by marlockj: 7:22am On Jan 06, 2016
Fck me and neva let me ask for more bus stop!!! Some where in delta
Properties / Re: The Safest And Most Private Estates In Lagos? by marlockj: 8:55pm On Jan 05, 2016
francababy:


Chill. I wasn't exchanging words. I was being open. Your too many narratives don't apply here. I am not a big madam yet. I will be a big girl when my investments are worth above $1m paying at least 9% per year (That is $90k. A passive income of N18m or N1.5 monthly). For now, I am still climbing


Is Nt wise to put urself low wen u knw u Hv climb!!better still accept it n xpect God to!!!

U Dnt Hv to b big for u to b call madam,it Mayb that u are destiny to b great,hence u Hv been seen as madam Evn before u knw u will attend that.

Also ur claim as Nt being a big madam n being a girl does Nt mean u shuld xchnge abuses...

It may interest u to knw u Dat Dat 50k u earn a month is Wat Ppl dying to Hv,hence u r big already.

Please be advice that good approach to abuses are quite better,or ignore them n jump to others.


Tnks n God bless u

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Girl Has This To Say About Nigerian Guys by marlockj: 8:45pm On Jan 05, 2016
dasparrow:


Stop making excuses. It is wrong to scam people off their hard earned money. I mean, do some of our people not have a conscience? Tomorrow, we will claim we are religious and righteous yet many of our citizens do unspeakable things both at home and abroad. Its time the crooks among us change.

Okkk!! Hmmmm.no one said is not wrong!!!

The simple truth is u cnt eradicate evil,till wen God cums...Jst as u cnt Hv zero corruption.... Jst as u cheat during xams,Jst as u Cheat on ur wif or husbnd, Jst as u watch porn or steal meat.

U are advice to pray without ceasing!!! Also repent!!!

4gt abt our citizens do ur part!!!

tke it or leave it bye
Romance / Re: Kenyan Girl Has This To Say About Nigerian Guys by marlockj: 6:26pm On Jan 05, 2016
cocoama:


I disagree. If that was the case then cheats would be with fellow cheats, abusers would be with fellow abusers, bad with bad and good with good but we both know that is not always the case. In actual fact most times a lot of good people end up with bad people. Prayerful people have trials and tribulations, some good people have bad experiences in life.

Why should someone feel the need or the urge to scam someone. Why can't they work hard for their money like everyone else instead of scheming and scamming to rid innocent people of their hard earnings. This is not something that should be justified.

Have a family member she is very beautiful, had a lot going for her and unfortunately she met the acquaintance of a devil in an angel format a Nigerian who she befriended and actually helped a lot. She never took money from him (I mean he had none) but she was scammed and played like a volley ball. This was someone who we constantly warned but she was of the opinion that individuals should be judge not by what others have done and she was a good person and did not deserve all that. Now she don't even want to hear the N word neither does the rest of the family.

Wrong deeds should never be justifiable. In fact the more bad deeds your brothers do the worse it portrays on your country as a whole and the more generalizations are made. So more people should condemn and castigate this act


Let me ask u,if we Dnt Hv scam or scanners what will happen to d word in dictionary.

Evn in d Bible There was prostitutesssss .is not that am encouraging this.

All am saying is this,u Hv to knw the world is not only for the righteous.

This are things u cn Neva stop,Jst as u use to steal meat,or write answers in on ur hands we u were small so are all this,

U will agree with me that a man who steal fish or meat from pot, is d same as scammer in d eyes of God. They are all sins.no sin is greater or smaller.

Yes u said this things happen to d righteous Ppl too,Yes but God has a way of pulling u off it.
Properties / Re: The Safest And Most Private Estates In Lagos? by marlockj: 6:16pm On Jan 05, 2016
francababy:


Read you comment again please. "Thank me later gaal". You want to comment using the same phrases others use. And then you used it out of place. Thank you for what? Ha ha ha. Very dumb.

Well, get a job or start a business. When you can handle the responsibilities I handle and execute them as well as I do, then come back here to talk to me. For now, look at that phone in your hand, open up whatsapp and chat with your teenage age mates. This thread is for responsible adults.

I actually expected u to be more matured,Bt to my greatest shock u Kip xchnging words.

U created a thread for suggestions n ideas,which u said thanks n Evn said u copied Abi bookmarked.

My question is why r u xchnging words with this people after u said u Hv gotten Wat u wntd.

I Also want to ask u,if u call someone a foool n d same person call u Also a fooool,who is d foool then? Simply answer both of u?

I want to Also ask if u were to go to office with ur car,a mad woman pour dirty water on ur car,u park ur car,then start xchnging words with a mad woman,what will Ppl walking pass u,think you are doing?

Also if u culd b one of those working to get a good structure n location for coming specialist, it is blivd that u r Also good in d that field before u r chosen. Bt Hw u cum here to xchnge words rili shock. I actually thought u will Get ur info leave d thread n focus on getting things done.

I do not knw whether you will abuse me too,only tym will tell. I actually rush to view ur pic Bt I culdnt. I actually thought u r Lik one big madam Lik that.Bt all this reply hmmm

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Girl Has This To Say About Nigerian Guys by marlockj: 5:44pm On Jan 05, 2016
Miami11:


Nothing to be proud of.Ignorance is a bliss, you think such negative publicity is good, you are probably one of this fraudsters. Frauding/ scam is not smart, why not channel this smartness to innovation, technology and business and not to people struggling

Only fooools are scammed

those who wnt fast money are scammed

U cnt be intelligent, good ,prayerful, right path ,and b scammed... a devil only eat with a devil.

There is nothing Lik being proud of it,u cn never eradicate, stealing,killing,rapist etc.Bt u cn avoid them.u Hv to chnge for them Nt to wrk on u.the devil is everywhere, meaning u need sumthing stronger Dan d devil to fight dem!!u n I knows d answer

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Girl Has This To Say About Nigerian Guys by marlockj: 5:27pm On Jan 05, 2016
theplushist:
Her Pen Name is City Girl and she is from Kenya
http://manly.ng/nigerian-men-are-conmen/

This Kenyan girls is frustrated!!!

Dnt waste ur tym Nigerians will still b duping kenyans.


Nigerians are too smart Evn our neighbors ghana knows this.

I am in Nigeria n I knw incredible Nigeria is!!!!

Here we cn do anything,for anything!!!!

If we cn dupe Americans is it common Kenyans that Nigerians cn dupe?

girl chill,u Hv been duped. 4Gt abt it

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Wife Delivers A Bouncing Baby Boy by marlockj: 5:13pm On Jan 05, 2016
mrBN:
The Pregnant wife of the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, (IPOB) Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, his wife Uchechi Okwu Kanu has finally delivered a bouncing baby boy.

Reports reaching us have it that, Kanu's wife who has been pregnant for months now, finally put to bed a baby boy, his husband Mazi Kanu is still under detention in custody of Department State Service DSS under president Buhari's order.

He was convicted of Treasonable Felony and belonging to Unlawful Society.

Congrats to his wife for delivering safely. may God be praise!

source>http://abacityblog.com/2016/01/good-news-nnamdi-kanus-wife-delivers-a-bouncing-baby-boy/



We Dnt care!!!

Let him leave Nigeria in peace,were Hv had enuf of boko!!!!

If she Lik let ha born 10 at once. If ur husband is guilty he will be jail.because ojukwu did in 80`s Dnt mean u shuld do it again in dis developed wrld.

U wnt to b a hero,then be a hero killing boko

If biafra wnt their country,they shuld take arms go to Davids forest fight boko, wen then cum bck defeating them.we will gv them their country. Is Nt by protesting. Any idioooot cn wake up n start protesting
Romance / Re: Lagos Babe Scams Guy She Met On Twitter by marlockj: 5:09pm On Jan 05, 2016
Handsome1:
Cc: Lalasticlala


Idiooot where is the scam?

did u tell ha u wnt to fckkkk.


Girls will Kip using mst guys,Cuz dey feel to get a girl u mst spend.

The worst tin a guy do is to feel he is falling hands,wen u start thinking that. u r going to spend.

A Hv talked to a girl she invited me over to meet ha @ fast food, I had money doe,Bt I Jst took 300naria only tp alone.by so doing There is nothing she cn do for me to vomit more than 300naria. I dressed perfectly wit ma phone, entered d fast food call and located ha.

She immediately said we shuld go to counter, I asked ha whether she wntd to buy anything as I was here to meet ha.she said Yes she Wnts to buy,I left ha @ d counter There find my seat n sat dwn.shocking she came bck with nothing.I bliv she sense am Nt does guys.

We spoke n laf,I knew if I was to sleep I Hv to spend.Bt me I said to myself I cnt gamble wen I knw I cnt get Wat I wnt,then I start spending.

As we walk outside she call a cab one man solo cab, as d cab got close she called me to come close.instead of me going close I wave telling ha I will call ha tonight. I walk pass d cab opposite direction. I decided to stop and look back,the cab was still There n she was still inside, after Lik 10sec,she got dwn of d cab n stop normally hustling bus of 50naria and left.

Since then d girl now develop sense as she go along with ha money to buy wateva she wnt wen inviting me.she killed d idea that I will feed ha Morning, afternoon,night or anything I call ha.

Wen I discovered that she now Hv sense, den I buy for ha anytime,some days I do some I Dnt.so she Dnt xpect anything from me.meanwhile all this while I Hv eaten my share from ha,incase she chnge mind one day.



Be wise guys
Romance / Re: He Is Too Shy by marlockj: 2:35pm On Jan 05, 2016
shegxi:
loooool....dat is nt tru joor, if dose shy guys catch u ontop bed ehn....na den u go know say konji dey subdue shyness gringringringrin


Shy u bad!!!!

Haha ##

u are 100% correct. There nothing as strong as conji.

Wit conji ur boxers is Lik toilet paper,u tear it wit ease,a woman's pant is Lik dry leaf.

Conji is and was a bastard.

Tell me why conji will not remain a bastard with this pics

Family / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing Your Mom Caught You Doing? by marlockj: 6:11pm On Jan 04, 2016
taiwokyle:
Was just reminiscing when I remembered when my mom caught me urinating in a pot because she didn't give me money to mend my kitto sandal, I was about six(6) then. You can guess what the result was naw...


Share yours with us

Using my girlfrnd to study biology reproductive system. Then I knew the V I use to draw n put dot in d middle, representing vaginaaaaa were all lies.

Then I look clearly anus n viginaaaa were located almost d same place, I scream thinking oneday it culd tear n join together.


I was shocked to discover that wen a woman bend,That's d easiest way to see d vagina than wen she stand .I saw huge flesh from bck.I still scream.as d meat There is Enuf to cook soup

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Family / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing Your Mom Caught You Doing? by marlockj: 6:07pm On Jan 04, 2016
taiwokyle:
Was just reminiscing when I remembered when my mom caught me urinating in a pot because she didn't give me money to mend my kitto sandal, I was about six(6) then. You can guess what the result was naw...


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Forcing my dickkkkkkkk through hen anus n fckinggg it aimlessly till death. Then ma mum use it as stew
Family / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing Your Mom Caught You Doing? by marlockj: 6:04pm On Jan 04, 2016
taiwokyle:
Was just reminiscing when I remembered when my mom caught me urinating in a pot because she didn't give me money to mend my kitto sandal, I was about six(6) then. You can guess what the result was naw...


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Fckking a 75yr old woman without condommmmm and weeding ha breastt of white hairs

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