₦airaland Forum

GideonG:
Condomm pack 4 real? U know what condomm pack is? Lmao shm I wonder which type of phone will enter a pack as small as that pack . And why tha hell will you even put a phone in a pack? You must be a brothel customer cos ur thoughts are filled with goldcircle, when ur mates are using baddest latex. What an endtime thinking.

Evn laptop cn enter condommm pack


Ordinary condommmm cn take 20liters of water,the d pack shuld evn take mre.

Condommm Dnt mean goldcircle.

u knowing what condommm is means u Hv worked in a brothel and retired before I was employed .


For you to knw baddest latex it means u Hv PhD

purplecoco:
Maybe he got a small prick and he's afraid you will judge it

Or he's shy or hiding something

Nah.... Forget it. I'm not in the best position to give advice. *zooms off*

I feel There is something mre


Small dickk yet still nack the wife,abi d wife will Nt feel it if small or big.

Hw cn u hid weda big or small from someone u will nack for as long as u liv.

She need to see d dickkk ohh weda d tin has 2 head ohh.wonders they say Neva end.or has tongue Lik agama lizard.


Some dickk r snake ohh

GideonG:
Wow! They said whenever the student is ready, the teacher appears. This thread is coming at the right time because I am set to buy a used Xperia Z1 this wknd and buy the brand new z5 as soon as I can afford it.

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Pls wat cud be the solution to preventing the screen to break, cos my former samsung galaxies fell several times without breaking.


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I've already made up my mind to be xperia's number 1 fan 4 lyf!

Go and buy condomm pack n put it.

##screen mst Nt break#

AmadiAba:
https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Dr.-Orji-Uzor-Kalu.jpg?fbe18f
Breaking News!!!

The Court of Appeal sitting in Owerri has sacked the Senator representing Abia North, Sen. Mao Ohuabunwa and ordered a fresh election in the Senatorial zone within 90 days.

BREAKING!!! Wild Jubilation in Aba, Ohafia, Arochukwu, Umuahia Others Over Kalu’s Apeal Court Victory

Our correspondents in various cities and towns in Abia state are reporting series of wild jubilation in the streets as news breaks of Orji Uzor Kalu’s victory over Mao Ohuabunwa at the Court of Appeal Owerri.

From Arochukwu to Umunneochi, from Ohafia to Bende, Umuahia to Aba the story is the same: people streaming to the streets to celebrate what they call “Justice for the people and a restoration of the people’s mandate” Those who could not join in the streets gather in small groups to discuss the good news of the day and it’s implication to the Otti vs Ikpeazu case also at the Tribunal.

Stay with us, we shall keep an eye on the development and bring you more updates and photos as they become available.

https://www.igberetvnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Street-Jubilation.jpg

http://www.igberetvnews.com/?p=30066

World most foolishhhhh people are found only in nigeria.

1ST THEY WILL BE RERUN

2ND IF ANY OF THEM WINS THEY DNT KNW YOU.

SO WHY WILD JUBILATION LIKE THIS.

STAYED @ HOME DURING ELECTION, I SAW PPL FIGHTING REASON BEST KNOWN TO THEM.
I WAS LIKE WHAT MOTIVATE THIS PPL LIKE THIS.CUZ AFTER THE ELECTION NONE OF THEM WERE MENTIONED AS MINISTERS,SENATORS,REP OR DEPUTY.

CHAI NIGERIA!! TO BE TRUTHFUL I GOT MY VOTERS CARD JST FOR ONE REASON,AND THAT WAS IDENTITY AS NATIONAL ID DELAYED ALOT.ELSE I KNW NOTHING ABT ELECTION

Galaxydon1:
make the most dangerous thunder fire your mouth there.

My dear I Dnt care what u think or say.

But we need peace in this country only thugs Lik fight n protest.

Why protest over Nothing, nnamani will be release one day.what is the essence of the whole issue. Those who Hv what to do,Dnt Hv tym for protest.


Look @ aba and onitsha these places r vry dirty n they are heart of biafra agitators.

Their governor Nt good.

Igbo senators Dnt cough biafra in d house.

Nothing!!y kill urself over protest

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).

Tnk you I love this!!

God will bless you.

Pls tell your mod to block all advert,flags, logo etc.

Penalty nigeria


Penaltyyyyyyy



Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

daddyiel:
You will wake up one day and all this will make sense to you

Your father father father father father said this then.

Yet nothing.

Ask urself wen did Nigeria started hearing biafra? What year is this 2015 soon 2016.

tym waster Ppl.

Wats ma biz

Teewhy2:
Going to construction site with out the necessary PPE doesn't show safety is been considered. Accidents on site doesn't know if you are a president or governor when it occurs. This is how a visitor dress on site.

In other news
Hi Nairalanders , your votes are needed to overturn the more than 1500 votes that they are using to lead my baby Enyijuoluwa Aviela Adekoya in the #CussonsBabyMoments competition . I believe with your votes the gap is nothing kindly click on this link https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/578. and vote. Thanks

How does that helmet stop a crane from killing ,wen the tym is right

HerJahSir:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/biafra-massobipob-to-halt-demonstrations/

I Hv neva seen a group that is as useless as biafra.

Wen nnamani is release Wat Nxt,u go bck hme n Kip producing flags n waste paints.

Flood social media wit biafra support,yet you r still in nigeria.using naria to by your goods.

HerJahSir:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/biafra-massobipob-to-halt-demonstrations/

Which dialogue


They Hv noticed that nobody hard their tym.

No Kip protesting for army to Kip reducing your numbers.

Wetin concern me,chilling in my house while you guys get killed.

stephenduru:
Nigerian troops have recorded another success in the battle against Boko Haram insurgents.Gallant soldiers killed many of the terrorists in Sambisa forest while they were trying to flee via Pulka.Also ammunitions were recovered from them.In a similar development,gallant soldiers today recovered weapons from the insurgents at Buni Yadi general area.

Read a pess statement from the Military below...

Fleeing Boko Haram terrorists attempting to escape from military onslaught in Sambisa forest, through Pulka were intercepted and decisively dealt with by troops in blocking position in the area. During the encounter many of the terrorists were killed while one was captured alive. The troops also recovered a General Purpose Machine Gun, several rounds of 7.62mm (NATO) ammunitions, 47 rifle magazines, 36 hand grenades and quite a number of Shilka gun empty shells. 

In a related development, troops have also dealt another decisive blow to the Boko Haram terrorists at Buni Yadi general area today afternoon. At an encounter, the troops recovered a Toyota Hilux, 2 boxes of 7.62mm ammunitions and some Improvised Explosive making Devices cords. Thank you for your kind support and cooperation.

Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman

Acting Director Army Public Relations

Source: http://trezzy2..com.ng/2015/12/graphic-photos-troops-arrest-fleeing.html

Am seeing only 4 ohh

Cn the word many be use (with Jst 4 killed)

jerrygh:
do u no how much is N1.04tr?... u must be jocking!

Do u knw Hw much they scam us after taking money from undelivered SMS alone.

To 160million Nigeria in Jst 1yrs not talking abt since their existence in nigeria.

When last did Mtn return ur money on undelivered SMS?......u mst b smoking

Guys I came across this.
Is it really possible for any rapist to maneuver this woman?

or aside rapist, how possible is it to find your way into this kind of woman?

Dsrooftiles:
who say opposite don't attract well ? congrat to them


http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/12/checkout-this-couple-with-huge-height-difference.html

Mehn this one is the best,vry easy to suck his dickkkkk

slimgold123:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/why-we-reduced-mtns-n1-04trn-fine-ncc/

Why cnt this idiooots Jst pay,so that we cn focus on fining another company.

Their delay is too much.

Let them pay jare. What is holding them

viviangist6:
Hope this will help , Social Media is for real , social media is for latest , Social Media is for Politics , social media is for politics , saying no to Social Medial Bill , Photos from the On Going social Medial Bill protest Below. Heading To National Assembly Abuja Nigeria.

Source http://www.viviangist.com/ongoing-protest-for-social-media-bill-photos

https://www.viviangist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ongo.jpg

https://www.viviangist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ongo-2.jpg

https://www.viviangist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ongo-3.jpg

https://www.viviangist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ongo-4.jpg

I thought you said ur sister was killed,abi was it a lie?

because you should be mourning her!!! abi am I mistaking viviangist for another.

If truly the sad news true,you shuld Hv given your late sis 1 or 2 weeks mourning. Then u kickoff again.

Here you r

FlirtyKaren:
As shared on Twitter by Segun Arinze, not the actor Segun Arinze though. lol.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/12/girl-slept-with-guy-at-her-church-look.html

Rubbbbish

So the new wife Dnt Hv name abi she is a nobody?


Girls still desperate since 14BC

Without drilling machine you cn dig the below pic.

Girls always pushing guys with their shittfactory

The guy above chill mke I flush hairs comot your skul,mke fresh air n sense enter your head

hmmm here u goo!!u suppose Don receive sense as hairs Don comot ur head.how do u feel nw?

Woow ur sense loading gradually............ loading sense 75%

lonelydora:
I love these guys. My biafran brothers keep making us proud. I was there live #accessmavinconcert

Haha u dey find who go join biafra lol.

Bros let me advice u,find sumtin good n do with ur life. Biafra is a waste of tym

Highest they cn do is protest n being killed.

Waste materials in the name of flags.

Waste paint.

N flood social media with biafra support @ yet nothing Lik biafra country, currency etc.

I Dnt knw when our youth will get sense,big politicians are eating money,nnamani will be released one day.we are busy killing ourselves

IykeChukz:
Ready to enjoy freedom my fathers forth for.




Biafra my Country!

Keep dreaming

Almst old still hearing biafra.

Tym wasters,flags n paint wasting

Allosaurus:
36!!! Shameless old Yoloba bastard claiming! Let's see how you make it to next year without pains and lose. Your agony will be times 4 what this girl's family suffers today. Useless ofe.mmanu bastard! Human ritualists and cannibals

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2841515_after_jpeg8ee0e2fda04aab7231107575b7b0b696

Bros read what that guy said.he spoke well.

Bt u where busy cursing him without making any point.

Jst be truthful will u allow ur sis or kid to join such protest,knowing nnamani will be release. One day.

Keystonn:
Nkiruka the female student shot down by Nigeria soldiers burial announced by family members....

May her soul rest in peace and may her killer never know peace in this earth ... May they be killed by a bullet too. The same way they killed this young girl . Amen



Source : family

Op all this ur prayers.

Can we get the cause of her death

was she among those useless biafra protesting?

what was the cause of her death?

sinaj:
Bad sexy girl ain't no girl nd da good gurls ain't no fun



Be your self ladies coz niggas r insatiable

Some girls cn Jst be so cute n irresistible!!

Tnks to u.if truly that's Hw u look

mannobi:
Ugo Chikieze wrote :

THE BAYELSA ELECTION, A LESSON FOR THE IGBOS:
I have been following events in the Bayelsa state since Saturday and I think it's high time we Igbos woke up and learn our lessons. What is happening in Bayelsa state shows that the Bayelsans have moved on. They are no longer tied to the apron of PDP and GEJ. That state is one of the smallest states in the country and it's the home state of the former president (GEJ), yet the result of the election held since Saturday have not been announced officially till now. I thought the PDP would have swept off the whole votes just like they did during the presidential election, but to my amazement the APC is also gathering considerable votes there. I know PDP may eventually emerge winner in the election, but my point is that we Igbos should wake up and stop crying more than the bereaved cos even the bereaved have moved on.
Other regions have moved on and have even started integrating themselves into this PMB administration to ensure they remain relevant and not schemed out if things, while some of my people are still holding themselves down and throwing hate speeches here and there.
Other region are already preparing for 2019, some are already gearing up for 2023, while my people have failed to arise and shake off GEJ and his failed administration. By 2019 now, we will begin to run helter-skelter and start last minute preparation and when we loose again, we will say we are hated by others but we forget that we are the ones holding ourselves down now that others are already preparing ahead.
The Igbos have enjoyed more "juicy" appointments in the past 16 years of this democratic dispensation, yet none of the appointees or elected officials performed exceptional well for us to present him/her as presidential candidate. But look at the likes of Fashola, Fayemi, Kwakwanso, El Rufai, etc they are all potential presidential candidates going forward cos their achievements speak for them. Tell me the achievements of. Orji Uzor Kalu, T.A Orji, Sam Egwu, Chimaroke Nnamani, Mbadinuju, etc.... none of them made a mark in their various states, yet we leave them and keep pointing fingers to other regions and saying they are our problem.
I advise we wake up and begin to align ourselves strategically with other region now cos we can never produce a president in this country if we continue like this.
While some misguided elements are busy shouting Biafra, and claiming that South south is part of their Biafra, the southsouth have denounced the whole Biafra thing publicly and I understand that just last weekend, Nyesom Wike of River State, named a stadium in River State after Yakubu Gowon. Does that not tell you something?
The golden rule says 'DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WILL LIKE THEM TO DO UNTO YOU'..... Love begat love, hate begat hate. Don't expect love from others when you give them hatred, don't expect them to vote for your candidate when you keep calling them animals that live in the zoo.
"Give and it shall be given unto you" whatever you give to others is what they will give back to you GOOD MEASURES, PRESSED DOWN, SHAKING TOGETHER AND RUNNING OVER.
He who has ears let him hear, Wisdom is profitable to direct.... I rest my case...

You r right igbos shuld wake up.check out ABA and onitsha, they are dirty as nothing else.

No improvement, all their governors do nothing.yet they are claiming biafra.

They lost the war before,what do they want again.

None of their Igbo brothers in Senate or Rep,has Eva spoken for biafra.they all dnounce them.

They shuld let peace be,if they wnt to win presidential seat,they shuld wake up n wrk

Jolllyjoy:
That wizkid guy is hot but too young to be a dad..

Like say u no go open collect his seed

oloriadejoke:
...I know how 2 treat animals like u right and will surely makes u an example 4 those in your shoes who never have any respect for women. Truly u are born to dine and wine with fools that's why your life rotates in a single place like turn table

Idioot cum bck n quote ur grandfather.

Jst lik I said,u cnt stand me.

Nxt tym u will watch who u quote.

Idiooot

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SirJeffry:
Yea he's in NA, called him two day ago to know if he had started the due process of quitting to avoid a dent in his military record when he leaves and he was talking rvbbish.

Anyway, I will do my best with the process but to quit NA and migrate will be entirely his decision, not mine.

Imagine serving a country like Nigeria that doesn't declare a common holiday to celebrate its armed forces and veterans. Tufiakwa

Guy what is ur prblm

We are in the middle of war, you need to win a war before u celebrate, you cnt celebrate in the middle of war.

Or will celebration bring dead to life.

You talk of US army are they supernatural? Dnt they kill them too?

your cousin is in war front the best you cn do for him nw is prayer.

Is Nt every man that is as braveless (Nt in dic ) like you.

The guy is fighting for his country. You complain of no equipment,that's a lie the difference btw boko n Nigeria army is boko is ever ready to fight n die.

As for no equipment u lie big tym,what boko video attack on military barrack,Whr military run n Leav their equipment.

They hv excess my broda