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naughtynaughty:
congrats fr such brilliant write up..ryt?

Btwn..jxt bcus ur sista wasn't brot up properly by ur parent nd she has bn overused I.e lyk a public toilet dosnt mean evri lady is lyk her

I Hv bin looking for desperate n forming idiooot Lik u on narialand.


What is wrong with guy saying u shuld cum to his house,you no get mouth to say no

Abi Na by force.


You evn said is a big turn off, u Dnt evn knw d meaning of turn off.

If Na money u for turn on!!.Ppl Lik u nothing turn u on Xcept money.

If u didn't wnt him y Den did u gv ur number.

naughtynaughty:
its ur cursed family dt hav an overused hole. Die biiissh!

I thought u said u didn't undastnd me.

So u knw Wat ur used hole mean evn wen calling the name.that shows how rotten you are.

The guy that invited u,evn Wntd to help u.

Keep looking for fall from heaven guys with ur porous hole.

Better start going to church so that u cn date pastors n church front liners.

But for u to think that u will b stingy wit ur porous hole Wich has bin used by many,u mst b joking.

D hole was meant for guys,so Dnt Jst worry ur self,Jst wash it n Kip for them

missjahiniekpe:
Guys if you want a one night stand you know where to find them, if you dont know how to court a girl, i might teach you for a fee not this come to my house style...

I Dnt knw weda d hole between ur legs is Jst a reserved hole for rats.

The owners will cum looking 4 it

naughtynaughty:
ode! Tnk ur stars u didn't spell d f00l correctly

Whether correct or not he passed d message across to u.n u understnd


If u r lookin for correct spelling on social media u r mistaken, dust ur use of english

naughtynaughty:
so in summary what ure sayin is? Summarise abeg der r plenty tinz to read

Summary u Hv a used hole,so chill.

Dnt mke it look Lik ur r 5yrs old baby.

Ma post may Nt go dwn well wit u,hence reading n undastndin will b diffcult

naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

I Jst wonder what some ladies feel lik

From ur handle we knw your type,what shock me is how girls form evn When their between is porous n used by many.

What is d big deal,u Hv been used n it cn Neva chnge so what is now new to you.
If a guy says cum to my house meaning cum let me nack you.is either you say Yes or no.

Incase u Dnt knw There are girls waiting for guys to mke an attempt so that dey cn Hv good sexx, so if guys Dnt mke attempt Hw will we knw d desperately in need of fck babes.

If u r wrongly approached, ignore he will surely see who he Wats.no b only you pussssy dey taste sour.

You Dnt wnt he to invite u to his house,u wnt joint so Dat u will other Wat Eva n u Dnt gv in return. Taaaah .


If u wnt to marry go to church u will see guys @ d front who sing n lead various groups in church meet those guys.those ones will Neva invite u to house or joint Xcept church.

Since u Dnt wnt house.

naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

Girls pretending since 1567


the same girl will say I love 2baba like mad.

Like say 2baba say mke u cum him house,u go rush pack ur bags n bagges {#).

mke we hear word jare!! Assuming he package Lik 100k n said cum home n collect d remaining 450k.u no for cum here cum post this shiiiit.


What is evn ur prblm.what stop u from saying no n stay away from guys n impregnate yourself by urself.since u girls think spermmm s heap.

Stay away from guys

Y

HaneefahRN:
Wareva. It's nt the truth tho, there are lots of ladies who wldn't mind starting from the scratch wt their men, although who no like better thing no one wants to suffer esp when at the end of the day most men ain't appreciative of women who suffered wt them

Now your talking!!

this is wen u speak like a girl,your other post was d usual forming we get from ladies.

A woman cn not b appreciated When the shoe or gift u buy for ur man is still from his pocket.

A woman cn Nt b appreciated When u live on his money,that is a more reason men always Hv d final say.a woman who is hard working cn Neva b afraid of divorce.

A man cnt talk to a woman any Hw,if d woman is not dulling Lik other.tell me Wat are going going to gv to ur wife if she has ha empire business.

Bt a woman who slp n wake up,and brag about his husbnds car is not ready to learn.such ladies r d ladies we men beat,command,evn bring free babe out side.Cuz u cnt Leav.Bt u cnt mess up with a woman who has ha own car key, ha sweat.

Bt everyother women Dat husbi bought for cn b cease.


Very few women sweat n mke pay,the rest is from husband which is vry bad.

Tell me Hw will u respect a woman who d roof she stay is urs,car urs,d gift she gv u is d money u gv ha for food stuff,all ha cloths urs,medical bill urs.she cnt evn build evn if is one rum apartment for tenant to live.no asset no nothing.tell me wen a man knw u Hv nothing Xcept from him.he cn do anything.

.tke xample mst male celebrity pregnant any beautiful girl,throw ha away n Kip d kid.Why Cuz of money.

Check music videos girls r user as slaves,nake,men slapping deir assss.ask yourself y do guys Dnt go on pants on deir music videos.

Like as I said earlier abt men and sx.
Let me gv u xampl check the guys following you on narialand compare to girls that follow u or u follow.

Also take a look a any pretty girl profile here n see d rate at which guys will follow her.

Also find a girl with almst half nake profile pic check out how mny guys flooding on ha followers.

Do a mistake here and tell a guy u Lov him on this narialand, then xpect his inbox msgs n phne number inclusive.

The truth is that we humans knw d truth Bt we pretend.Jst Lik a girl saying my bfrnd is d best I Hv 100% truth in him.Hv u Eva seen his reaction When seeing a nake girl face to face wen ur Nt on sight?

Hv u Eva try tellin one of ur female frnd Wich he does Nt knw,to directly ask ur boyfrnd for sex?

We all knw this things,u cnt Kip bone for a dog n xpect d dog to go eat grass.Leav d dog wit d bone he will tell u that rat came n finish it


Kiss all errors

iconaus:
But Biafra wana go . Whats wrong about that .?

If only I culd understand your comment with regards to my post

HaneefahRN:
what are u saying, mysogynist? I don't know why u guys like generalizing things, no be women dey marry struggling men? Women are doing good for themselves and someone having a mindset to marry a made man is her decision and vision, wc can come to pass or not.
Don't worry u can stop ur daughters from going to sch so they will chase after poor men

Babe you may Nt Lik my post.

My post didn't say all.

Bt it is obvious that wen majority follow one step,it is normal to generalize.

Truth be told this is common among ladies,I Dnt xpect you to agree with me,Bt that's d truth.

Jst Lik I cn say men are always after sex, it knw and majority r after sex.it does Nt mean that all men r. You culd say my boyfrnd is Nt Lik that...obviously u cnt say he is Lik that.

Another man here culd quote me and say men are Nt after sex,Bt we men knw d truth.

If u take a walk to final yr student of any school do a survey abt women n rich men.it will throw you bck to my post.

The post may Nt go dwn well with you Cuz is d truth.truth they say is always bitter.xpecially if u r yet to get ur rich man.

Kyase:
Mr Israel Kanu, the father of the pro-Biafra activist, Nnamdi Kanu, has thanked President Muhammadu Buhari and other Nigerians over the release of his son.

The elder Kanu is the traditional ruler of Afara Ukwu Ibeku Autonomous Community, Umuahia.

He told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Thursday in Umuahia that he was grateful to “well-meaning Nigerians for their prayers and support’’ during Nnamdi’s incarceration.

He added that he was amazed by the goodwill and show of solidarity by Nigerians, especially the pro-Biafra groups, which, he said, “stood by us for the period my son was detained.’’

He said that he was particularly grateful to God that the court acquitted his son of all the charges, including treasonable felony, brought against him.

“My family and the entire people of Afara Ukwu are happy over the release of our son and we shall continue to thank God and Nigerians for this happy event,’’ Kanu said.

The traditional ruler commended the judiciary for proving to be the hope of the common man, saying, “the judiciary applied wisdom in discharging and acquitting my son.’

He called on the pro-Biafra groups to go about their agitation peacefully and without confrontation to the government.

In a related development, Ohanaeze Youth Council (OYC) also hailed the president ‘for listening to the pleas of Ndigbo and progressive Nigerians.’

In a statement made available to NAN, OYC said that Kanu’s release had doused the tension generated by his detention, adding that the development had spared Nigeria of another security challenge.

The statement was signed by the National President and Secretary of the organisation, Okechukwu Isiguzoro and Nnabuike Okwu respectively.

It said that Kanu’s release would go a long way to restore the confidence of Ndigbo in Buhari’s Administration.

“Having released Kanu, the Federal Government should go further and address all the other grievances of the pro-Biafra agitators,’’ the statement said.

According to OYC, the agitators were only protesting against the marginalisation and injustices being meted against Ndigbo.

It cited the poor state of federal roads in the South- East, abandonment of the Enugu coal mine for over 43 years, non-inclusion of Abia and Imo youths in the Niger Delta Amnesty deal, among others as instances of marginalization of Ndigbo.

On his part, the Secretary of the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra (IPOB), Mr Uchenna Madu, described the release of its leader as ‘triumph over injustice, suppression, oppression and subjugation of IPOB.’

NAN reports that the IPOB leader was arrested and detained for allegedly running Radio Biafra, an offence considered treasonable. (NAN)
http://leadership.ng/news/484147/family-thanks-buhari-nigerians-kanus-release

Better tell your son to go do better things in life,and 4gt trouble.

Nigeria want peace.


Tell him to stay off street n let Nigeria be

Nxt tym he maynt go out alive

Toks2008:
A man of vision is not necessarily a potentially rich man and a successful man is never the same as a rich man.

Often times when a lady says "I want a man with vision" what goes through her mind is that she wants a man that has good plans to make good money in the future.

Most ladies are fond of having a prototype figure of the type of man they want and in-fact when some ladies watch some accomplished guys on TV they just imagine their man could be who they are watching and some even develop hatred for their men wondering why his story is not like the rich men they read about or watch on TV but the hard fact of life is that every one of us have different scripts of life and we can never ever be the same.

Before you marry a man you must understand what he wants from life and trust me,some men have vision that has no affiliations to riches and you must also understand that no matter how dogged and resilient that guy may be in actualizing his dreams,some visions never come to pass and you must understand these facts and decide if you are still interested in being with him regardless and not frustrate his life if things do not turn out the way he planned.

Some guys have a vision to be good activists,caterers.teachers,missionaries,to serve someone,to be a dancer,sportsman,drummer and so on but the truth is that a man's vision is his vision so whenever ladies use these words "I want a man of vision" they must understand that some men don't even have vision to be rich but to be fulfilled and fulfillment in your career is never the same as riches.

People who changed the history of the world where not wealthy talking about

Jesus Christ
Muhamed.
Isaac newton,
Nelson Mandela,
christopher columbus,
The Buddha
Mikhail Gorbachev
Winston Churchill
Woodrow Wilson
William Shakespeare
Martin Luther King
...

I can only imagine if Jesus happens to have a lady he was planning to marry and he tells the lady that his vision is to die for the world,will she still stand by him and marry him?

So when next a lady says "she wants a man with vision" Please don't think that every visionary man is keen on riches so ask that guy well and decide if you are willing to stand by him or just take a walk and allow a lady who will go all the way with him come into his life.

And for the guys, please don't be scared to open up to that lady on your real vision no matter how stupid or lowly it may be,remember that following your passion and fulfilling your vision is the greatest success and the greatest wealth you can ever acquire but you must also understand that no matter your vision,it is important for you to still perform your primary financial duty as the head of the family.

And for the ladies i will advice that you look inward,be a goal getter and set out early in life to also achieve your goals in life without any form of dependency or expectancy from any man because that man who seem to have great wealth today can crash in a swift and that unassuming man could become a billionaire later so go for the man of your heart,take the risk,be with a man for the right reason and commit the rest to fate.

Hope this makes sense.

They will not read this

Sometimes I Jst wonder whether sending a girl to school is good @ all.this is because they go to school then come out to look for rich men.does it mean ur school was for fun or what?


Why cnt u b that rich woman for him,abi u no knw say u fit build your own man.

The rich man of 2mr ,There was a girl When he was poor.

A woman Wats a rich man,yet comon bicycle u Dnt Hv as a girl.if u are asked to declare ur asset,probably u will declare mkeups, designers shoes, cloths n bra.

yjgm:
The NSCIA has moved to pacify all sides involved in the fracas between the Islamic Movement of Nigeria and the Nigerian Army. This is contained in a press release.
Excerpt.

Why cnt dis islam Ppl Jst rest for once.

Chai.Jst imagine this world without Islam.

Am tired of all this.

Nigeria is no more growing Cuz of Islam.

All news is now is Islam sect.

Killing Cuz of cartoon of Mohammed.

Now shitttes

The whole country is in a mess Cuz of Jst one religion.

Why cnt we Hv peace again.

This shittttes were killed already,so what cn anyone do to raise d dead.Why cnt dey let peace b

faroukfahima:
AIT Boss, Raymond Dokpesi Spent his night at Kuje Prison before he later made bail conditions and was out from the prison yesterday. See Photo of him in the cell below

http://www.forumspotz.ng/see-photo-of-dokpesi-in-cell-at-kuje-prison-before-his-bail/

https://www.forumspotz.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dokpesi-cell.jpg

Foooolish country,cell n you wear this.

See d kind good condition this guy is.

nicerichard05:
Nigeria Army destroys sheikh Ibrahim Zak'zaky's house.

https://web.facebook.com/ReportYourself/posts/10153181625137703

This is excellent.

If u Ppl had done this to boko,boko wuldnt Hv xistd.

247frolicboss:
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Shiite members in Niger state staged a protest today. More photos after the cut...
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Shiites protesting against attacks,killings and detention of their leader, Ibrahim El-Zakzakky in Niger state today

https://web.facebook.com/ReportYourself/posts/10153182734632703

What's wrong with muslims

For goodness sake what kind of religion is this?

Na wa ohh cnt we rest again?

priscaoge:
Nsogbu


This one strong maka Chukwu. Op u don't need to be told that u need to see a doctor. Must be "STD". Make sure u treat it properly or else, ur linage don close be that

2Mr nw girls will be rushing to gv men head,like say d sperm dey clear pimple, increase boobs,beautiful face n asss.

Heaven knows Hw mny girls Hv swallowed d black tin

kilode100:
He is angry?? I don't understand! You too dull biko!!

The moment he walked in was when you should have put your fingers soaked with pussy cum into his mouth..

If na me eh... I for....

Baby u r 100% correct.

Na to drag the man in,the soak his mouth with ur Kitty cat catarrh like substance.

Him go blve u.

Brytawon:
My name is Myra and I'm a very angry and bitter woman. And it's all thanks to the 'witch' called Hetty, my landlady.
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Before the 'Jezebel', came into our lives, my husband CJ and I were doing just fine. We had been married for about eight years and though we did not have children, CJ was not too worried.

"When the time comes, we will have children. God's time is the best," he often said anytime I grew anxious over our childless state. You know how our African society is. Once a couple gets married, people especially family members, friends, colleagues and other so called 'well-wishers' expect the woman to start popping out babies as quickly as possible. My husband's parents and other family members live far away from us and hardly visit so pressure from their end was not much.

All the same, I never relented in my quest to have my own child. I fasted and prayed and cried to God to remember me. But the years went by and there was still no issue.

Then about two years ago, we had to move to another apartment from where we were staying in Lagos due to problems with the landlord. He had increased the rent by over fifty percent without warning and threatened to eject any tenant who did not comply. My husband, who felt the new rent was too high for the flat decided we should move.

So that's how we ended up in our new place. The house, made up of four flats is owned by Hetty who had inherited it from her parents. She lived in one of the flats downstairs with her two children, both teenagers. Hetty, who is in her late 30s, was said to be divorced or separated from her husband. When we moved in newly, the woman was so nice and helpful to us, always asking if we had any problems. She would invite us to her home and even cook for us. With time,
we became very close. I thought in my naivety that she was just being nice.

How did I know that she had designs on my husband! Anyway, I found out later that my husband was dating our landlady. It had been going on for months before I knew about it. You see, because of my job I'm hardly at home. My office is in Victoria Island so I leave home early and return home late as well. My husband is a business man so his schedule is more flexible than mine. There are days he does not go out at all, but stays at home and works on his computer and makes contacts on phone.

Since the story came out about their affair, friends and other concerned well-wishers have told me that I should have been more careful, that I should not have allowed a woman like her, single and still quite young and pretty to get close to my husband. But what were they expecting me to do, tie a grown up like him up? He's mature enough to know right from wrong and that dating that woman is something he should not have done.

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I found out about the affair from a neighbour who had been seeing them going out together and acting like lovers whenever I was at work. I confronted CJ and though he denied it initially, he finally owned up and confessed. He pleaded with me to forgive and forget that it was the 'work of the devil.'
"What devil?" I countered furiously.
"Instead of accepting responsibility for cheating on me with our landlady, you are blaming the devil!" I was very angry with him and I felt hurt too. What the woman has that I lacked, I wondered, weeping bitter tears. Ok, she was very pretty but I was not bad looking and was even younger than her.

CJ promised to stop seeing the woman, also begging me not to go and fight her as we could be kicked out of the apartment. I loved my husband very much and he meant the world to me so I forgave him. Things went on as normal though I was more vigilant this time around. As for my landlady, she travelled with her children abroad for the summer holidays and I did not see her for some time. The children came back and resumed school but she stayed behind for a few more months.

When she returned later, it was clear to even a blind man that she was pregnant. I did not think much of it and just ignored her as I had been doing since I found out she was sleeping with my husband. That was until CJ broke the terrible news to me, that he was responsible for her pregnancy! How could this have happened, was the first thought that entered my mind. I was, as expected devastated by the new development. Here was I, married to him for nearly eight years and yet to produce a child. Yet a clandestine affair with our landlady had resulted in a
pregnancy.

I became ill when I heard the news and had to take some time off from work. When my mother who lived near us heard what happened, she came to spend time with me. It was my mother and younger sister who came with her that went to my landlady's house and fought with her. Much as I hated the woman, I was not in support of physical combat and told my mother to leave her alone. The damage had been done and fighting her would not solve anything, I reasoned.

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It was my husband that I was more worried about. He had become so happy since Hetty announced she was pregnant for him.
"Finally, I will be a father," he had stated with obvious pride the day he broke the news to me. When I recovered, I called him one day that due to the situation of things, I no longer felt comfortable living in the same compound with the landlady, that we had to move. To my shock, CJ was vehemently opposed to my suggestion, insisting there was no need to relocate.

"Hetty will soon put to bed and as the father of the baby, I need to be around to look after them," he said. I was not ready to give in and I gave him an ultimatum: it's either we left or he should forget about me and our marriage. I told him I was not ready to share my man with any woman, least of all that conniving landlady of ours.

"I can't stay here anymore. Seeing that woman every day with her big, protruding tummy drives me crazy. I need to get away for my own sanity and peace of mind," I said.

That was when he told me that I could do whatever I wanted, that he was not ready to go anywhere.
"I'm going nowhere. We just moved here so why would we be moving so soon? Learn to adjust to the situation or ..." he rejoined.

Since I'm not ready to adjust, I have begun making alternative plans. My younger sister, who has her own apartment in town, has suggested I move in with her until CJ comes to his senses. I don't know what will happen to my marriage when I leave. I still love my husband and I know he cares about me too, but that woman seems to have cast a spell or used 'love charm' on him or something. I need to get away before I lose my mind with worry and stress. I don't know if I have taken the right decision or not. But I need some space right now before I lose my mind or even die prematurely from all the trouble my husband and his mistress have caused me...

THE END!

Names have been changed to protect the identity
of the narrator and other individuals in the story.

source: www.truelifestoriesng..com.ng/2015/12/im-childless-but-my-landlady-is.html?m=1

Yes There is something the woman has that you lack!! That is a womb.

To me from ur story is clear that you Hv a prblm not your husband.

Also it will b wise to think,what you did as a single. The drugs u took,abortion if any.

As a good husbnd as u said.I bliv your husbnd need to be happy.

The happiness of ur husband to d pregnant woman,shows he has bin giving u fake smile,pretence that God time is d best.

The truth is bitter,baby holds man n wife. That is to say u need a baby to cement ur marriage. Hence u r still single n dating.

Baby is d pride of every woman.

To me ohh,if d man cn get those kids n move out.it will b nice.Bt for you to think he will stay without a kid n play Kul u r lying.


Bt I was d man,what I culd Hv done culd b to get two babies out side.then bring them home for u to take k.

H

H

Okk

Weed on pawpaw leaf

officialvabadon:
Could this be as a result of joblessness abi stupidity?some people sha, Read......

'The man was caught on CCTV pretending to look at products behind a woman and then put his hand between the woman's legs and take pictures up her skirt on his mobile phone. 'He later returned and took further pictures of the same woman. 'A security guard at the store challenged the suspect, told him to delete the images and asked him to leave the store.

I wonder what a grown up man like that wants to see and even if he wants to,that's not the right way na...

Source:http://www.vabadon.com/2015/12/man-caught-on-cctv-taking-pictures.html?m=1

Picture for what Na!!is he blind a woman with trousers

Pictures for what

dainformant:
Friends and well wishers of former Abia State governor -Dr. Orji Uzor Kalu have gathered at his mansion in Abuja to celebrate the verdict of the Appeal Court Owerri. The Court of Appeal sitting in Owerri sacked the Senator representing Abia North, Sen. Mao Ohuabunwa and ordered a fresh election in the Senatorial zone within 90 days. The men popped champagne to celebrate the "good news"....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/photos-orji-uzor-kalu-celebrates-with.html

Please I wnt to ask,all those supporters that were celebrating, jubilation on main road,where are you guys on this pic, with u drink.

This guys Dnt knw u guys,they Dnt k abt u guy.

Jst keep wasting ur tym over another persons food.

Foooollish youth since 1567

So no money in acting or what?

10million.


Hmmm

dainformant:
In a bid to improve security in Abia, the state government has upped its game by acquiring brand new cars for the state police command to aid officers fight crime easily. Here are pictures of the cars parked in the government house.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/photos-governor-okezie-ikpeazu-acquires.html

Rubbbish this car is too fragile for hunt.

Destroy in 1week by useless police,who will use to chase does who Dnt pay dem 50naria

In Nigerian road you buy this

Ebubeslym:
The EFCC under PMB seems to be on steroids.

They fit invite me very soon.

Is it by inviting?

Hw mny Hv they jail n retrieve the money.