They could beat the hell out of you when you least expected.

Publicity stunt

.....and then you woke up to discover that it was all a dream...

The man is stark naked, the woman is fully clothed(not even covering herself with bedsheets, but fully clothed)!, yet they are supposed to be having sex? Its either this is a movie scene(which was badly directed) or it was staged(perhaps for blogging sake).

Mtchew.

No credible source?

....and when you're the only one fighting all these people, don't you think there is something definitely wrong with you?

TANTUMERGO007:
that ugly beast

Haba na! That's too much. Na person mother be that.

......and at the end, enyimba still won. That's the sweetest part of the story.

PentiumPro:
There are too many mad people from the SE roaming NL these days

You would have made sense without including SE. However, you ended up displaying your folly.

Nice one. impressive!

Most bloggers are liars!

Dress? Made? I think the both words shouldn't be included in your sentence.

Funny..

Na because dey no settle the offficers

ba7man:
PDP not saving eventually has brought hardship on over a hundred million citizens of this country.
Buhari not saving money only affected the purchase of his presidential nomination form.
PDP remains a party lacking intelligence for using this as a reply.
APC is simply begging for time to enable them clear the mess made by PDP........ which isn't easy considering the fact that oil prices ( which previous PDP administrations refused to diversify ) are at an all time low and the national treasury has been looted dry by PDP.
They should be given the military treatment for still having the guts to speak after putting the nation in this predicament.

Thrash

Sounds too fake.

Where are all these fines, recovered loots, going to?

...singing,
There is fire on the mountain, and nobody seems to be on the run.....

You might as well deny your name!

A Yam Goliath East would be fine! Nobody wants to be associated with failure.

Very stale

Wailers: Nepa certificate dullard displaying himself.

Zombies: Don't you know that he needed to sit in that seat in order to attract Chilean investors.

Nigerians: Nawa o

How many charity homes has he visited in Nigeria?

Igbo kwenu!!

The guy don buy another 500 naira polo and has carved his hair. Nairalanders have noticed you, Bro.

I guess your April fool day was postponed to today?

Post it here.

I smell LIES!

my brother, this is MACHINE. Wish you happy sales!

she's going places. keep it up.

She was looking for cheap popularity, and she got it.