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What is 1m? Ladies, make sure you have multiple sources of income to support your family, and the community....

Nigeria is for sale....let the bidding begin

A friend once fell for this shit..... Met a girl, they agreed no sex till after the wedding.... He agreed because he was sheepishly in love....fast forward to the wedding night, dude was really excited.... Now according to his description, he said the lady told him to be very gentle as it's her first time, that alone blew his mind again, and he had tears in his eyes.... He was so gentle with the pre-intimacy and shit.....when it was time for the real deal, the rod went in unperturbed, it was free like a highway....bitch was still saying take it easy, it hurts. .
It's okay, if your girl has been around a lil bit, and decided to take a break, but saying you are a virgin, that's just mean.

Take her to a rehabilitation center, if there's one in Nigeria.

isaiah4life:
This is beautiful. At least he isn't like some that will remind their classmates how messed up they are because they became richer.

which perfect way to remind your mates how messed up they are, than to invite them to see your display of wealth?

Thank your stars and move on.... On the other hand, you should also make budget to start up a side business, to compliment your monthly income. Don't let any Delilah from the pit of hell make you lose focus.

More strength to you.

Most niggas love community service..... Name ya price.

10,000 naira for a human life, a pregnant one at that? Oh wow!

Who is this one again?

I really hope this year, stupid topics will not see the light of day on fp.

I like it when Chelsea FC are in crisis, but this Lukaku, is very stupid. Whoever is advising him, shares in his stupidity.
The match against Liverpool was one of their best, without Lukaku. The name sef.

AmazingELixir:



They are busy gifting an already comfortable Nengi N10m while an MOG asking for a common phone and Car is being addressed as entitled.

Doesn't he have his own fans?

Who are the fans? Fans from Dubai, or Abuja?
She is an enhanced beauty. Almost perfectly shaped.

Plantiff:
Polygamy is only interesting when the kids are young.

The demerits of polygamy, especially in wealthy homes, start to manifest when the kids grow to understand the realities of life.

Things fall apart if the polygamous father dies intestate.

Except Davido makes a will, 60 years from today, these pretty moulds of pure beauty and innocence won't be sitting in one room. Even if they do, it wouldn't be without deep hatred, suspicion and envy.

Last year I was one of those who claimed that the institution of marriage has outlived its importance until I encountered the case of a polygamist whose younger children are unable to complete their education abroad because of his demise. His estate is valued at 10 billion naira and the court battle just commenced. These cases last up to three decades most times and are continued by Grand Children.

Don't get it wrong, there's rivalry and strive between children of same mother but nowhere near the scenes of shame children of different mothers act for inheritance.

The best thing is to set them up while he is still alive.... Buy different properties in their names, set up a trust fund for each of them, settle his baby mamas, and then will the remainder of his properties/money to charity.
That Sophie momodu chic, looks like a trouble maker.

dangotesmummy:
60,70,80 and 90s movies were excellent buy this new generation Hollywood movie too much emphasis on sex, transgender and LGBT narratives are too much

Honestly.

They were only trying to show off. It's peculiar with Mo Abudu's movies. A friend succeeded in making me watch wedding party part 1...just wasted almost 2 hours of my life. Well, I haven't seen any other nollywood movies, no matter the hype, I ain't falling.
Even some Hollywood movies, are becoming crap these days. I'm back to watching movies made in the 1960's,70's.

Kizyte:
Yes she is

You are giving out way too much private information. Are you seeking for validation or what?
This is between you, your wife and your faith.

Congrats.

It's difficult to give an advice, because I don't know if this was done intentionally or by sheer negligence/laziness. To be on a safe side, pls handle your mother's meal yourself.
Forgive your wife, but be watchful.

I wish your ma, a quick recovery.

Ps: include mint leaves, ginger and garlic in her diet.

Omihanifa:
After eating Arab people's shit in Dubai she decided to buy a house in Lagos

That's also hardwork... It's not easy.

pepperdemzombie:
Did you read where the former house master resigned because of their new site? A hostel was built in floors but no house master per floor. When something happens on one floor, before you get there, story has changed, so you can't blame the house master in some cases.
Did you read that the children call staffs by names? Do you think the school is not aware of their unruly nature to staffs but they make these children priorities over staffs? I have seen a case where a staff was asked to leave seat for a student in a public function, in fact, she told the VP to ask the staff to stand up. Everyone was shocked. So, these staffs are helpless in some cases.

what do you expect, when the director of student affairs, is a spoilt brat?

helinues:
The referee should have overlooked city's penalty way he overlooked Arsenal chances in first half.

Very poor officiating plus the unnecessary yellow cards as if they are deliberate

Very poor officiating. I was so angry, I started screaming and cussing, thinking the son of a bitch will hear me. I'm pained, and my spirit is vexed. I can only be consoled, if Tottenham and man u lose.

Even if they had to use a female personality, Kate Henshaw would have been ideal.

They should contact the man who introduced the maid to the family. Maybe he is the real father if the boy.
May they be found well and safe.

God is Great.

Use pidgin English and tell them, things have changed, it's not easy buying community gas.

Hiding from village people, and beggy beggy people.

But Nigeria/Nigerian have been promoting Ghanaians. Not just musicians but the actors and actresses, both professionally and otherwise. Ask, Jackie Appiah, Juliet Ibrahim and co. Our senators and business men have done so much for them. It's not easy.

One love.

Kobojunkie:
Arrest his legal wife for harassing his baba mama?

what right does she have to harass anyone? Did any one send her away? Why is she pained that the man has moved on? She should be arrested for constituting a nuisance.

Arrest her, and let her spend two weeks in feel, so her brain will reset. Meanwhile, protect your baby mama, and make sure you divorce your wife in accordance to the the law, before marrying your BM.

PS: the fact that a woman helped you, doesn't mean you owe her marriage.. . .be careful.
Good luck.

It baffles me, how stupid and irrelevant things, makes some people famous. Trying so hard to feel relevant, must be really exhausting.

Are you sure, he is your father?
Ask your mom, why he is like that, there must be a reason. However, it's inexcusable, for a man to keep cursing kids, you should get somewhere else to stay, before he drives you insane.
Situations like these, most times, could cause an irredeemable psychological break down.

So sorry.