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husbandsnatcha:
I presume u ar married

Married men are the real men ,no be all these indomie boys wey i dey swallow dia insults daily

I am not married. Still in my early twenties. Don't mind those boys jare. They are not real men that's why you see them every now and then bringing their relationship struggles seeking advice when they could just use common sense.

husbandsnatcha:
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaasaasaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaashahaha...Easier said than done ,i pray d table wont break

Spread her legs like rumour" haahahaha please ..U ar damn funny

The table has to be strong. Besides, she will just rest on her back and stay still while you go back and forth using your big pestle to pound the arena. You must have the stamina to stand and serve it hot.

When it comes to Ronaldo and Messi, stop assuming. Ask Boateng, Diego Simeone, Wolfsburg and Manuel Neuer.

husbandsnatcha:
(: For The Mature above 30 indomie gang stare clear .)
I remember When I Was Carrying the pregnancy of my 2nd daughter Years back! I found out that My -husband Was so afraid of me..Infact If i call him na Yes Ma! I go hear'
Isnt That Pathetic?
Honourable for that matter.
I latter found out As much as he loves the child in my womb ,As a baby he is "He stil cower from the sight of my protruding stomach.

This happens also in all family ,"If You Get belle" Fear go dey catch dem" MEN YOUR WIVES NEEDS YOU MORE THAN EVER WHEN SHE IS PREGNANT"
BECAUSE A PREGNANT WOMAN IS 10TIMES H0RNIER THAN NORMAL WOMAN.
Men please tell us your reason for this atrocious avoidance!




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If your wife is Hot due to her pregnancy and you are afraid she is going to cheat, do the following each time she is on heat:
1) get a table of the right size and height with soft beddings on top. It's preferable if the table and it's head rest are adjustable.
2) lay her back on the table and make sure she is comfortable.
3) Ensure she is naked or at least unclothed from the waste downwards.
4) spread her legs like a rumour and hold it firmly or rest it on the table so she doesn't get tired raising her legs by herself.
5) Service her engine until she is satisfied. Properly serve the dishes of pleasure until she is satisfied.

Thank me later.

In this age, you still believe a girl when she says the boy she is seeing is her "cousin." Na wa o. Leave the relationship, she doesn't mean it when she says that she can't leave you and she will commit suicide if you break up with her or her life is meaningless without you. Let a Cristiano Ronaldo come for her and she will throw you in the trash bin. I can bet she had more the four sex with that "cousin" . Dump her and don't look back. If she commit suicide that's her business. Infidelity is unacceptable.

HardMirror:
dont mind them. I can boldly say it. I lived almost 2years without commitig a single sin. But i know they willargue cos they are allliving in sin. They think it is impossible to be righteous. Bloody liars

Don't mind them. Despite knowing the "saved by grace" then, I still strived to live a christ-like life. Many christians around me used god like a joker card : they have premarital sex anyhow and then play the "god will forgive and he is merciful" card. They are the same ones that will condemn us for not being "true" christians or never understanding the word of God or Jesus in that first place. Bloody jokers.

Amakavula:
Then your training is complete, i am in tears to see how matured you're. Now go into the world and Be a Man's Man. God knows we need more Real Men !

...........

HardMirror:
i have done all these things before. All what you are saying sounds like me some years back. I am done with God and all those concocted stuff. I am convinced beyond measure that there is no true man-god connect as described by your religion (tho you will claim christianity is not a religion) i encourage you to serve this god with your everything. Dont deviate do all the bible requires of you, give your 100% and soon you will see the truth. Only those who are dishonest stay religious. Fact! Only dishonesty makes you not to ask God questions on why his supposed words dont add up in reality. Only dishonesty makes you see a lot of contradictions in the bible and ignore them.

Exactly. Ex-christian atheists I have met were really what people would call "spirikoko" or "pastor". They know the bible very well. Watching moderates(dishonest assholes who never take their religion seriously and readily live a "sinful" life) and newbies say that we were not real christians or we never really knew the word of god is really laughable.

Christians who have read the bible and don't like kidding themselves become atheists. I am sure in your journey to dumping christianity you must have asked yourself "why don't these christians take these obvious awesome promises and parts of the bible seriously?" later you realised that it was all bullshit and they knew it but they weren't honest to admit it. They even love their delusions and cook up excuses for the bible and god. They cook up excuses why they don't and shouldn't follow certain parts of the bible or they just ignore those parts.

Jesusjnr2, by now I expect you to start asking for proof and evidence for the god you serve. Wake up. You don't want to ask for clear cut evidence because you know, deep within you, there is none and you don't want to have your delusion destroyed.

jesusjnr:
Story, story? Story!

This is what I call an emergency "Plan C" because "Plan A" failed the test woefully, and "Plan B" couldn't see the light of day.

So going at this rate, there would be emergencies "Plan infinity" once the "Plan C" suffers the same inevitable fate as both "Plan A" and "Plan B" had done.

For first it was "did God spoken audably to you" which when given the sincere answer of "yes", which destroyed it.

Then it was now about the delay before giving the answer, which also bit the dust.

Now it's Story, Story? Story! that hearing an audible voice is not blah! blah!! blah!!!

You can keep up with your open display of panic and apprehension because of a little jesusjnr.

Ah no! I thought I was doing you a favour but never mind. If you love your chains, have your chains.

When you are on the high mountain of being fortunate and privileged, the harsh and brutal world below would seem like an amusement and a film orchestrated to entertain your eyes and ears. Had it been the North American has been maltreated by SARS; had his family been butchered by herdsmen with the government saying and doing nothing; had he spent months in prison after a police raid for what he didn't do; had he endured what many Nigerians endured on a daily basis then his admiration at our so called resilience would turn to a pile of curses on our corrupt leaders and the hopelessly failed system.

Frankiss44:
The question you should be asking yourself is that "is blackface accusing 2face of stealing"? If yes then show me a link to buttress your point because the person in question has repeatedly said 2face didn't steal nothing... How can I steal what I own? Blackface's bitterness is not even about royalties but the envy of what 2face went on to achieve in the long run. .. And sadly that bitterness is the cause of his stagnancy.. Talking about payment, did 2face ask blackface for any payment for singing the same song too... Or we are looking one way and asking for payment because one ended up more successful than the other?

What blackface corrected was the misconception that he wrote the song and Tuface stole it. However, he co-wrote the song and Tuface STOLE all the credit. I am not saying that part of his bitterness is not motivated by envy, all I am saying is that stealing someone's credit can be painful and if Tuface stole all the credit instead of acknowledging blackface as a co-writer then Tuface is a thief.

Amakavula:
We aren't that complicated you know.

Once you understand the following :
1) women love privileges and but readily run away responsibilities and consequences. They love equility only when it favours them.
2) women only love the resources but not the man.
3) their actions and words frequently contradict. Cognitive dissonance. eg. a) they say they are equal to men, they should be treated equally but when life gets tough, they demand that men are INHERENTLY responsible for providing for them financially; b) they say it's wrong to flirt and touch without permission but what they really mean is "if you are poor don't touch." c) they think it's wrong for a man to slap a woman but it's okay for a woman to slap a man, d) refuses to wash the plates and keep the house in order because it's not her duty and she is not a slave but insists for whatever reason that it's the man's inherent duty to provide financially, e) claim they want nice guys but run after bad boys who treat them like sh1t. I could go on and on

Then all is clear. If you are rich and powerful enough to give her all the privileges and shield her from responsibilities and consequences; if you can provide the resources for her; if you can ignore her claims of equality and favour her then she is all yours.

Frankiss44:
Blackface is that you? Now I see why you are so bitter and have refused to grow... The case is already in court and we both know that the case won't see the light of the day... Blackface can decide to keep ranting and die wretched or move on and go back to the studio and devote more time to writing and singing good music... The choice is his...

Yes it's me *drops the weed I am smoking and wipes my black lips*

On a serious note, whether blackface goes back to the studio or not is irrelevant. The two relevant things here are : 1) stealing is wrong and should be punished no matter who you are or how successful you are & 2) did Tuface steal or not?

I wonder why we are acting like BlackFace's bitterness and frustration is far fetched. If someone steals your credit, e no go pain person? Why did Tuface not come out since to pay blackface his due given that he had all the time to do it? Let's end the matter.

jesusjnr:
So now you see why I was initially reluctant to answer hardmirror or your question, and asked him to wait for the power of God to speak for itself?

For of what use has my sincere answering of the question now become to you?

But it has only led to your questioning of my sincere answer to the question, because it's from my own experience and not yours.

Mind you, it wasn't hearing the audible voice of God that made me to believe that He existed, for I believed God existed to a rare degree long before that.

So hearing God speak in an audible voice, is only but a confirmation of the rigid belief I long held not just in His existence, but also in Him.

Hearing a voice is not a confirmation. I too once had an audible voice acting like the Holy Spirit. What I only needed to throw the whole nonsense called christianity into the trash was simple reasoning. We humans love to assume a lot. How do you know that the voice you are hearing is the god of the bible? How can you sure without assuming that? Has that so called voice ever healed cancer, restored an amputee in your presence or resurrected the dead? What has been the usefulness of such voice?

Though I only heard an audible voice once in my life but it didn't bind me to the nonsense called christianity or serve as some confirmation of the faith. That's because I knew, thanks to my selflessness, that god couldn't exist and this harsh world of mine couldn't have been created by a benevolent god. So given the promises of the bible and the occurrence of terminal cancers, rape, fatal accident and murder that christians do suffer from, how can any voice tell me that it is the god of the bible? Given that Jesus never existed and Josephus' work was a forgery, how could any voice claim it is the god of the bible and is legitimate? Look around you, do you see any sign of divine intervention and divine help solving people's problems? Do you see any prayers being answered? So how can any voice claim to be the god of the bible and be legitimate?

Ignore any auditory hallucination. If the voice seems to be interrupting and uncontrollable, go see a psychiatrist. Any voice that cannot cure cancer or restore an amputee in your presence should not be given an ounce of attention or taken seriously. You need to wake up from this nonsense. You way too much time on this nonsense called christianity. Doing that is just a way of wasting your life as you are fighting for and spreading something that doesn't exist. This life is the only life you are going to live and there is no second chance so spend it wisely doing something productive rather than wasting it preaching, spreading and fighting for a falsehood. Such wastage of time, life and energy in reading scriptures, preaching, trying many many long epistles on nairaland, etc. is pathetic and preventable and that's one of the problems I have with religion. Even the hypothetical annoying moderates don't take the religion seriously.

You need to start thinking. Anything that can't be tested or shuns testing is not entitled to being believed.

avled:
Well, I will be making my official relocation transition to Africa in February this year. I was told TODAY by a major pastor figure in Nigeria that I should not come to build a church in Nigeria because the Nigerians will not support an American pastor coming to start a church in Nigeria. What are your thoughts on this?

Building a church here is easy money. Being foreign will also help because many here love worshipping what's foreign and setting it as a standard. As a spiritualist, being foreign magnifies your "aura" of mysticism and mystery in the minds of many christards and many religious simpletons. Good luck.

Tell us your name and ministry so we atheists can know the latest pastorpreneur in town.

Frankiss44:
You are the one sounding more like the idiot, the case in court won't even see the light of the day.. Blackface for once haven't accused 2face of stealing Africa queen song, it was co-written by both of them with input from faze... Blackface even released his own equivalent of Africa queen but it didn't blow... Yet he keeps demanding royalties from 2face version and u guys are supporting him.. Black face has corrected people during interviews that the song was not stolen by 2face yet idiots like u keep blabbing over what u know nothing about... How will I give u royalties when we wrote the song together and sang different versions just that u didn't blow

Did he tell you that his own was the original version? So you want him to the sing the song he co-wrote and add "cover" to the title as if it was Tuface's own? Mind you, he sang his version after he was not acknowledged as the co-writer and Tuface was given full credit. Had he sang the exact song without adding that it was a cover, he could have easily be sued by Tuface and Kennis Music. Besides we know he can't admit defeat and sing a cover for the song he co-wrote, it's shameful. Oga blackface was trying to undo the theft with his own version of African Queen and recover his stolen shine but artificial can't beat original.

Tuface stole his credit. Why didn't Tuface come out to correct his wrong and give him what was his? Stealing is stealing even if it's half bread you stole. If write a song with someone and take all the credit, you are a thief . Good day.

HardMirror:
that guy is a clone. The problem with most of these people is the how they talk. They know they can say anything and they indeed say anything. And they tell you they dont care if you believe them or not. A form of madness

True. It's a form of madness.

IAmSabrina:
My brother, i'm weak. Abeg, find me space to lie down .
Nothing I won't read on Nairaland
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Nah. Have you checked out the moniker sciencewatch? He is a T.B. Joshua apologist and ass licker. He believes and claims that scientists all over the world are tuning in to Emmanuel TV to learn more about reality. He claims that the preaching, fulfilled prophecies and miracles performed in the Synagogue Church (which are captured on Emmanuel TV ) have drawn the attention of scientists and are informing them on reality. I kid you not.

Too bad sciencewatch has left Nairaland.

NaijaOlosho:
Many of you don't understand this thing......the pain is too deep and you may not know so or be in blackface's shoe until uve been robbed of what would have made you great in life and in return, the person doesn't properly settle you...

It's not just a song.....it was actually an exchange of destiny...Tuface is so so wicked to not have settled with blackface till this very moment...

For those of you saying why has blackface not been able to blow with another song, i hope u know that some artists are just destined to make it to the world wt jst one song?? And dat song alone will gv dem all dey want in life and with that eye, many songs can be honored..imagine someone stealing dah song and has cared less abt u? Most times u may have 15 songs in an album but na only one go blow, does that mean d person doesn't know how to sing?

Make ona free this man jor

Well said. You just took the words away from my mouth. A lot of idiots are just calling BlackFace bitter, frustrated and jealous. They don't know what it's like to have someone steal their success and go free. People are just dumb and are fond of taking sides without proper analysis and evidence. Just shows how unintelligent people can be.

IAmSabrina:
Wow

Just....




Wow

He was reluctant at first to admit. Maybe he knows deep down that hearing voices isn't normal. Well, wow... just wow.

jesusjnr2:
To qualify for an answer, you must first address my God properly otherwise nothing for you.

did God audibly speak to you?

Cc. HardMirror.

jesusjnr2:
Nice show of support for your boss, however I don't think that hardmirror would be very pleased to find out that you don't trust him enough to be able to handle the little matter of jesusjnr himself, by your unwitting show of panic and apprehension.

Reminds me of a certain Lordree-d when I first engaged Michellekabod1, who was peeing in his pants scared about my capacity, but his worst fears as such were justified when the same Michelle dumped atheism in the gutter where it belongs and came back home to Christ.

And i'm absolutely certain after getting what I wanted from hardmirror, that your apprehension as displayed here would also be hence justified.

Then you would ask me to answer his question again if I heard from God's audible voice, as if I need to hear it, to still prove that He exists and is with me, despite already proving that by such unusual results.

Because who am I, and what is it about me that would make you to be so peeing in your pants scared of me, despite that it's hardmirror your oga at the top, that i'm having a conversation with, if not just that?

Hardmirror belongs to God, and God wants His boy back, and i don't think you would want to stand in His way my friend.

Now you'd understand whence my confidence comes from that the end of atheism is nigh, for the best way to kill a snake is to go for its head, and the body dies.

I'm not gonna heed the advice of Michelle to make it private, to show the extent of my confidence in the God that you don't believe exists, for He doesn't need any body's help, as this is time where He gets to play His own part to bring Hardmirror back home where He truly belongs.

Okay, pushing HardMirror matter aside, I want to ask you one question. Did god audibly speak to you?

baratech:
He should better leave... Chelsea are making his superb efforts irrelevant...

True. Hazard is better than Modric but Chelsea is just covering his shine.

kiddoiLL:
In a country where mediocrity attracts glory, where full blown geniuses are swept under the doormat constantly. A country where being brainy has no reward, you don't get the support you're supposed to and constantly being told shíts like Oga no be America u dey, e no go work for Nigeria here How do you suppose any young and upcoming guy or lady get that extra motivated to come out and show the world what they're capable of??
What we rather choose to promote is always filled with mediocrity, Stupidity, and senseless schemes.
My advice for everyone, If you have a kid with the ability to become a world beater, a kid already thinking and using his or her brain ahead of other kids, do not hesitate to gather money, send that kid out of the country to go hone his or her skills and ability, try your best, no go dey deceive urself say "Enh we go make am fr this country oo because God dey ” ... If one thing I've learnt from Game of Thrones, and Spooks: The greater good, both movies which Kit Harrington stars in, it's the fact GOOD PEOPLE DON'T LAST, DONT FOOL YOURSELF INTO THINKING YOU'RE DOING THAT KID GOOD BY LEAVING HE OR SHE HERE IN THE MIDST OF WOLVES AND SAY E GO BETTER. IN PLACES LIKE THIS, ALL OVER THE WORLD, THE PEOPLE WHO SURVIVE AND USUALLY GET WHAT THEY WANT ARE THE PEOPLE READY TO TAKE IT FROM OTHERS BY ANY MEANS, TAKE DECISIONS THAT WILL RAISE QUESTION MARKS Abeg let's try to change ooo, if not, this country will have no single space for good people with the mind to overwhelm the world, No let sentiments affect you, oga if you get way to comot your pikin for this country, comot am ooo.. If you can't afford putting your kid in a better environment and society, you better be ready to play the role of Lord Baelish to protect your family, be ready to take strong decisions and sometimes unfair ones, else you just dey waste ur time because this country no be am

In this country, being good is a weakness. I am speaking from experience. Many heartless wolves; cruel opportunist and fake friends are everywhere. To survive, being good is not enough. One must have sense, be wise, draw your boundary and be brutal in standing your ground and taking what is yours. Don't be anyone's Father Christmas.

grandstar:
I've always felt that Brexit was about the deluge of Central Europeans who came looking for work once they joined the EU in 2004 and 2007.

My sister who lives in the UK said that many of the working class population were in direct competition with these newcomers and the newcomers seemed to have an edge as they were ready to work for lower pay. And they showed up early for work and were hardworking.

That fuelled the rage for Brexit. It was not just that the Central Europeans overwhelmed services but were competing with people at the bottom of the ladder.

I don't see how Brexit will help the fight against Muslims. Pakistan isn't part of the EU. Pakistan large numbers in the is because they were formerly a colony of Great Britain. It is delusional to think Brexit can change Pakistani migration into the UK.

The police should work with the Pakistani community to stamp out rapes so they won't look racist when they target these beasts. It's primarily a Pakistani problem. The Bangladeshis who are also Muslims are not included.a

In the black communities, there's the problem of knife crimes. The police too should work with the black community to stamp it out.

Britain should remain in the EU but tweak the immigration rules to suit them. Brexit is basically through NG the baby out with the bathwater. Britain is too entwined with the EU for a divorce not to devastate them.

Let me take this one by one.

1) I am glad about the story your sister shared. What you said is actually the reality. You see, when you have a massive influx of illegal immigrants who come here for a better life, you have a set of people who have nothing doing and would be willing to do any job for way less. They are desperate so they would do any job for way less and employers would employ them since they would pay less in wages and salaries. That's where the saying "these people are taking our jobs" came from. Why is this a bad thing? because this reduces the standard of living for the working class and makes strike action ineffective since there will always be illegal immigrants to take over their jobs for way lesser pay.

This creates an opportunity for employers to deliberately reduce their pay as much as possible to fish out those who will work for way lesser pay. This creates a competition among indigenous folks and immigrants on who can work for way less. As it turns out, immigrants are ever willing to work for very meagre pay. This reduction in wages and salaries and the ineffectiveness of strike action leads to a reduced standard of living for the working class. This could also be a reason why the business elites love the open border policy and want to remain in the EU.

2) You missed my argument and you wrong. Most Pakistanis are not in Europe because of past colonialism instead they are there due to mass illegal immigration. By having sovereignty over their country, the British people can determine who comes in instead of being bullied into allowing any Pakistani without background checks on any of them by the EU. Brexiters are not seeking to chase out non-White British people in Britain instead they want illegal immigration to stop and illegal immigrants to go away.

Just to add and derail, being part of the British colony in the past doesn't mean that Pakistanis are entitled to walk into Britain illegally. It's high time people start taking responsibility for their actions and start developing their countries. How long must Britain be used as a scape goat for past colonialism? Why Britain, considering that other countries were guilty of colonialism? Before the transatlantic slave trade, Muslims oppressed and enslaved both black and white, conquered Spain and other countries, so why don't we make muslim countries scapegoats then? Oh I see, Europe is better so they argue themselves into Europe owing them accommodation and a better life.

3) Lastly, the British people can't remain in the EU and tweak the immigration laws because the EU has the final say on everything and EU countries must obey or be punished. The EU is hell bent on their multiculturalism, open border policy and globalisation agenda.

jesusjnr2:
As I said earlier on, I think we should wait for the works, for from what I can observe, there is no point in this.

Since only works would be able to convince you, so no need to waste more words.

Answer HardMirror's questions my friend. Did god speak audibly to you?

jesusjnr2:
Welcome Hardmirror!

Wow!

Finally we meet, after all these while.

It's better late than never, for I believe you're the best of the atheist bunch here, and in my own opinion even better than most Christians here, when you were a Christian for ironically I believe your testimony, and also believe you are one the major reasons I was brought to nairaland, for your case seems very important to God.

Michelle would be pleased to hear that we've finally met, for she said you were the one that made her convert to atheism, so she keenly looked forward to our meeting.

So welcome bro.

So why hardmirror?

the arrogance.

Arsenal and players that can just cope with world class players on their best days are like 5 & 6. Mtewwwww. Somehow, arsenal fans still have this hope that each time this team moves forward on the attack, they can SOMEHOW do something like Theirry Henry set in 2004. Deluded folks.

johnydon22:
But you agree that what you as the clone think or feel has absolutely no binding effect on the people that made you, correct?

Yes.

DanDeeBoss:
LMAO... They prefer equality but aren't ready for responsibilities

Exactly. Wetdick is right. Women would prevent you from pursuing your hobby so you can focus on them but they would encourage you if the hobby brings money. Why? because they know it means more money being spent on them.