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Romance / Re: Gonorrhoea: My Reward For Cheating by martinsblinks(m): 8:16am On May 30, 2021
Just do as instructed. It will just vanish over night. Best way of handling it

NYSC / Re: My Experience As A Nasarawa/Lagos Ex-Corper. (19C) by martinsblinks(m): 8:30am On Nov 14, 2020
NS15A
Nasarawa was and still remains a whole lot of experience for me. I can relate to virtually all you've asserted, NAS was fun and exciting.
I was a BandMember AKA One Sound. You know how stressful that group used to be, Band members can relate, before we go to the kitchen after morning parade, food don finish. We complained to our RSM, he promised to be keeping our own food, which he didn't do anyways. I was a Mami person as I only eat on Sundays from the kitchen. Sunday Rice always comes with Chicken �so we don't miss out on that one.
I wished to go to Lafia with my Band members but I was sent to Karshi(Abuja) at first I was not happy but when friends told me about the place, I was excited.
It was a whole lot of Experience I must say. I love Nasarawa, I remain an Ambassador of Kurape Community where I did my PPA, a proud Gbagyiza.
The people are the best when it comes to hospitality, I never lacked food, they are nice people I must say.
Thanks for bringing back these memory

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Politics / Re: Benue Pensioners Protest Non-Payment Of Pensions With Coffin By Ortom by martinsblinks(m): 10:07pm On Aug 20, 2018
fortunechy:
God, plz in my next world don't make me a Nigerian..... i've seen enough!!!

Your request will be considered....
Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by martinsblinks(m): 11:35am On Aug 20, 2018
efjay:

We are here o. How're you birthday mate?


Am doing good.... Hope you're also
Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by martinsblinks(m): 5:09am On Aug 18, 2018
October 30th.....where you@
Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by martinsblinks(m): 5:02am On Aug 18, 2018
chiommy123:
mine is 30th October any birthday mate?


Same here 30th October
Family / Re: How Do You Cope With Pressure To Cheat On Your Spouse? by martinsblinks(m): 11:01pm On Jul 05, 2018
Follow answer this one

Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Young Nigerian Couple by martinsblinks(m): 8:54pm On Oct 29, 2017
Hml..... Congratulations to Clarke Kamsi my course mate back in NDU. Iwish you wellness from all sides
Career / Re: 100 People Only, Promo Ends Automatically After One Week by martinsblinks(m): 7:30am On Apr 11, 2017
Walingelenduka@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Army SSC/DSSC 2016 Interview List Is Out by martinsblinks(m): 11:18pm On Aug 01, 2016
The full list now available for download in the Nigerian Army website
But please add me to the whatsapp forum 07063927607
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Army SSC/DSSC 2016 Interview List Is Out by martinsblinks(m): 11:18pm On Aug 01, 2016
The full list now available for download in the Nigerian Army website
But please add me to the whatsapp forum
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Army SSC/DSSC 2016 Interview List Is Out by martinsblinks(m): 10:28pm On Aug 01, 2016
Can one run the ECG test and get result/report same day? What's the essence of the photographs on suit?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Army SSC/DSSC 2016 Interview List Is Out by martinsblinks(m): 8:05pm On Jul 31, 2016
Here is my number 07063927607 whatsapp, was shortlisted
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Army SSC/DSSC 2016 Interview List Is Out by martinsblinks(m): 8:01pm On Jul 31, 2016
Bnladan:

Congratulations, u re no 11 on d list
Thanks so very much bro..... ... Please also help me check Okuchuku Uchenna Delta state DSSC
Please my friend is waiting
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Army SSC/DSSC 2016 Interview List Is Out by martinsblinks(m): 4:40pm On Jul 30, 2016
Op pleases help me check Walingele Nduka Martins. Rivers State ssc
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by martinsblinks(m): 10:45pm On Jun 29, 2016
Oh death........words can't explain indepth how I and the Aluu community, Ikwerre Land, Rivers State and Nigeria at large feel about your demise Sir Chief Captain Dr Elechi Amadi, Am so much oppurtuned to have known you and meeting with you via my pursuit as a student then and also under the Anglican church, how you always give US money whenever we have our Youth activities.. ...A magnanimous man... We will surely MISS you Sir. Sleep well in the Lord.

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Fashion / Re: CNN Features Abdulahi Olatoyan: Is He The World's Most Dapper Squeegee Man? by martinsblinks(m): 6:29pm On May 20, 2016
seems for you to make it in Nigeria, one needs to act abnormal, crazy and going the extra mile...the system does not have accommodation for graduates after NYSC too bad. Everybody has his own set time and I believe mine is not far. one with God iz majority
Health / Heavy Thoughts And Impacts by martinsblinks(m): 7:54am On Oct 18, 2015
So I just want to know how real it is to clear once head of thoughts centered on him.... People often say one can actually clear his head and that it actually does work so want to know how practical it is
NYSC / Re: Nassarawa Batch A 2015, Lets Meet Here by martinsblinks(m): 8:05pm On Apr 29, 2015
Walingele Nduka Martins from Niger Delta University Bayelsa State. Studied sociology, am posted to Nassarawa State. My contact is 07063927607/08075351615. That's if u are making the whatsapp forum
Celebrities / Re: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by martinsblinks(m): 9:07am On Feb 02, 2015
Jenny this early morning u dey find passenger lol e no go work for u
SCAM....
Jokes Etc / Akpors Sha.... by martinsblinks(m): 12:25am On Feb 02, 2015
Akpors was trying to get away with not paying for his TV license; as soon as he
saw the inspector headed towards his house, he quickly hid the TV inside a
cupboard and the following conversation ensued between them:
Inspector: Hello Mr Akpors, I’m here regarding your tv license issues.
Akpors: What do you mean? I do not have a TV so I don’t need a license.
Inspector: But I can see TV antenna on your roof.
Akpors: Hmnnn, Inspector, please come inside, I want to show you something.
(Akpors leads the inspector to his fridge and points to the jar of milk)
Akpors: Inspector, what is this?
Inspector: How can you ask me such a silly question, it’s a jar of milk.
Akpors: Very good, now does that mean I have cows in my house?!
One word for Akpors this time?
Romance / Re: What Are The Best Punishments For Cheats??! by martinsblinks(m): 12:16am On Feb 02, 2015
Best punishment for a cheat is to cheat on him/her.......
Romance / Re: Top 5 Lies Guys Lie Just To Get Into The Pant Of A Girl by martinsblinks(m): 12:14am On Feb 02, 2015
No 4 got me laughing
Romance / Re: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by martinsblinks(m): 12:11am On Feb 02, 2015
Gone are those days virginity are seen as sacred..... Dear if u are ashamed, then do the needful :DGone are those days virginity are seen as sacred..... Dear if u are ashamed, then do the needful
Romance / Re: One Thing You Can't Tolerate In A Relationship by martinsblinks(m): 3:19pm On Nov 22, 2014
ayomidegambari:
Can neva tolerate a girl using ma dick 2 play lyk toy in a relationship


Guy ur comment got me laffing......
Jokes Etc / Test Of Life!!! by martinsblinks(m): 3:58pm On Sep 27, 2014
A lecturer walked into the lecture
room and
announced that there will be an
emergency test, and
she went straight to the board to
write the instructions:
1. Time is 15 minutes.
2. No copying.
3. No cancellation of your answer.
4. You cannot open your text book
or notebook. 5. You cannot browse or
check
from any online
source.
6. Once its 15 minutes, stand up,
raise your pen,
leave your answer sheet and walk out from
your
desk.
She then told the students to get set
and she began
to dictate the questions
Question Number 1:~ List your favorite
foods?
Immediately, the students began to
list...
Guys were writing:- Pounded yam,
Rice, Fufu, Egusi &
Eba, Porridge yam. While the Girls went
ahead to list:-
Hot dog, Beef
burger, Shawarma, Pizza, Ofada rice.
The lecturer then announced
Question Number 2:~
Explain how to prepare & cook the favorite
foods that
you have listed?
OMG! Come see as the Girls begin to
cancel their
previous answers, some come dey
write: - Dodo, Afang, Moi.Moi ,Garri, Amala,
Ewedu,
Indomie... Continue later..goodeve
Jokes Etc / Re: Laff Out Loud by martinsblinks(m): 3:53pm On Sep 27, 2014
ITbomb: I will tie him down very securely, then start slapping till na only space to close door remain


sure!!! u dan talk am finish o
Jokes Etc / Re: Laff Out Loud by martinsblinks(m): 2:07pm On Sep 27, 2014
Will keep slapping him until i become a Billionaire
Jokes Etc / Laff Out Loud by martinsblinks(m): 2:05pm On Sep 27, 2014
You enter your bedroom and saw a strange man
sitting on your bed. You tell him to get out and he
refuses, you get angry and slap him.
Amazingly, he
vomits #10,000.
You slap him again and he vomits #20,000. Another
slap n he vomits #50,000.
What would you do?
A-Run away
B-Kidnap him
C-Call the police
D- Call your pastor
E- Continue to slap him. ;DYou enter your bedroom and saw a strange man
sitting on your bed. You tell him to get out and he
refuses, you get angry and slap him.
Amazingly, he
vomits #10,000.
You slap him again and he vomits #20,000. Another
slap n he vomits #50,000.
What would you do?
A-Run away
B-Kidnap him
C-Call the police
D- Call your pastor
E- Continue to slap him.
Romance / Re: What Do Girls Gain In A Relationship Without Allowance Or Money From Their Bfs by martinsblinks(m): 10:13am On Sep 24, 2014
acidosisTM: They learn new stuffs like:

*Coporate pretence
* Professional & sensational lies
* Higher Diploma in double dating



U av said it all

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