₦airaland Forum

Mjshexy:
OK Nairalanders, we are barely six Months away to the 2023 general elections, kindly indicate if you will partake in deciding who your next leaders will be or you prefer we decide on your behalf? �

I will vote for Obasanjo again and again come this 2023 election

Channah1:
Okra
Meat
Pomo
Ogbono
Bitter leaf
Uziza seeds
Uziza leaves
Fresh pepper
Opei
Crayfish
Oil
Ground Pepper

I pounded the uziza seed and added to the meat and pomo. I then added seasoning cubes with little water to simmer before addingmore water to cook it.


I then dissolved the opei with hot meat water and added to the boiling meat.
Dissolved the ogbono with oil and added the boiling meat stock. Let it done. Added bitter leaf at this stage.

I let the bitter leaf for a few secs and added the grated/, chopped okra, stired before finally adding the uziza leaves and brought it down immediately.

Last pics.
I turned my lafun lesekese and dished as e dey hot .

Lafun and bitter leaf okra soup ready and served.

1,700 naira? This must be during president Johnathan's regime

Even private universities? Where do go from this country?

LordviccoDaGuru:
Nice one

Peter Obituary is dead on arrival

You never can tell ooo

israelp:
I still dy confuse ooo

That's toy car na

Stallionhorse:
Why hide the faces of the girls and expose the guys.. Most of this women do this thing as an occupation.. I remember when I was living in pH, my neighbors daughter got pregnant twice when the pregnancy is about 7-8 months she will disappear and come back after 4months with no child I later realize that they sake the child even with the concent of her parents..
So please expose the faces of those woman so we don't marry baby making machines..

The girls can be remarried again but the boys are doomed to be single

Onosb1990:
Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeYM8VutNWM

She is Like a Giant": Reactions Trail Videos of Man and His very Tall Wife, He Reaches Her on Her Waist

Mixed reactions have greeted videos of a 27-year-old beautiful Brazilian lady with an incredible height. The lady, Elisane Silva from Salinopolis in Brazil stands at 6ft and 8 inches, Legit.ng

Since getting married to lover Francinaldo Da Silva Carvalho in 2015, the lady has overcome bullying and mockery over her height to become an internet celebrity.

 https://www.legit.ng/people/1479457-she-like-a-giant-reactions-trail-videos-man-his-tall-wife-he-reaches-her-her-waist/

Wife material

All these leaders are not our problem. Our problem is within us and lies in us. The very moment we realized this the better for us.

omobaba101:
To start with, what is a smartphone doing in the hand of 15 years? Parental ignorance or negligence is causing great harm to the children of this generation.

COVID19 caused a lot of havoc to our generation. It was COVID 19 that led to the use of phones by children. They made us believe that their lessons were online. Children diverted grossly from studying to watching pornographic movies on line arrestee

ebukajay184:
Afamefuna, son of the late Biafran warlord, Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu has made his debut in the traditional Igbo society with an Ijele dance, IgbereTV reports.

His mother, Bianca shared photos from the occasion which was also the 10th Ojukwu Memorial Day in Owerri, Imo State.

Bianca Odumegwu Ojukwu shared the photos on Facebook with the caption;


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2731189927181704&id=100008721701950

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

The 2023 candidate for president

Fahdiga:
Folks Anambra election has come and gone and we are happy with who won so let us now focus on Ohamadike to ensure he is released from the zoo prison. Reasonable Nigerians and freedom lovers worldwide demands for his unconditional release today

okay then

Dialpad:
How come no one of them was able to pay condolence to TB Joshua.


May her soul rest in peace

Distance na barrier here. Ikoyi and Ota dey far

SUGARCyprian247:
Just watch what you typed..

2021... SMH


Everybody is now a reporter

Adex2442:
Which country can one relocate to with 3m naira ?? pls no african countries pls

PRB, People Republic of Biafra

ovieigho:
At age 13 you don get peer wey dey influence you ?

Thats lack of parental responsibility na

She lived in the barracks. You can imagine an army or police barracks how they are

Naijadaily:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/kalu-a-unifier-haruna-ahmed-2/

Thank God for him

fancyhandsome:
http://modelsnaija.com/photos-as-miss-oyindoubra-wilson-wins-face-of-nigeria-2021/

Her face is truly like that of Nigeria.

Freestyl:
As shared by Angula Bishop Reuben on Facebook
Please read and learn

“I WAS 99.9% DEAD, BUT GOD GAVE ME A NEW CHANCE, FOR WHICH I AM THANKFUL!!!

My Ordeal with Malaria, Typhoid, and Fake Drugs

When I discovered that my Facebook friend Stella Jam had died of malaria, I was like, what the Bleep? Is malaria still a killer in the twenty-first century? Now I have the answers!

I traveled to Makurdi recently with my brother Joe Zex and #Kumashe (our soon-to-be bride). The journey was fun as we stopped from time to time to catch cruise on the way.

We arrived in Makurdi that evening, rested, and then resumed our journey to Gboko the next day, going from Gboko to Vandeikya, Vandeikya to Adikpo, Ushongo, and back to Makurdi.

The next day, I woke up with feverish sensations throughout my body. I proceeded to a nearby pharmacy, and was given malaria medicines by the pharmacist.

After a few days in Makurdi, Zex and I were meant to return to Abuja, but I didn't since I needed to take care of my health issue first. After three days on the medications, I was fine and ready to travel back to Abuja.

The symptoms reappeared as soon as I returned to Abuja that faithful evening. I quickly sent someone to a friend who operates a drugstore down the road to fetch typhoid medications, as I do each time I treat malaria. I'm not sure why, but I've been doing it for quite some time.

My friend phoned me and demanded that I treat malaria as well as typhoid. I told him that I had already treated Malaria with Amatem (Forte) Softgel in Makurdi. He stated it was a really nice medicine and inquired as to how I used it. I informed him that I took it that evening and continued the next morning. He claimed I took it wrongly, that I should have taken one that evening, then one the next day after 8 hours, and the others after 12 hours each. A claim that I later discovered to be correct.

I had to restart my treatment with medications supplied to me by my friend because the pharmacy in Makurdi failed to inform me of the timing.

My condition worsened after a few days of taking the meds, as I equally lost my appetite and became quite weak, with headaches and pains all over my body, particularly around my waist. Bananas became the only food I had an appetite for.

On Tuesday the following week, I went to the University of Abuja Specialist Hospital for a comprehensive medical checkup with the medications I was taking without results.

The medical office staff informed me that I would not be able to see a doctor that same day since there won't be any opening until Thursday. They collected my hospital card and scheduled my appointment for Thursday.

I reminded myself that I needed to see a doctor by any means necessary. I was going to knock on one of the consulting rooms' doors, when I noticed one doctor having a conversation with someone outside. I went straight to him and told him that if I don't see a doctor today, I had a feeling I might sleep and not wake up the next day. God forbid, he said.

The doctor took my card to the record office and asked them to book me immediately because he was ready to see me. He similarly told the nurses on duty to get me ready right away. God, please continue to bless this doctor for me. Amen.

Long story short, they performed RDTs and detected malaria parasites. I handed over the drugs I bought from my friend and was taking to the doctor. He locked eyes with me in a scary manner and invited another doctor from the next door to come in.

Lo and behold. They said those drugs were all fake, including the Panadol. I almost fainted. The doctors said that’s the major problem they’re experiencing at the hospital, sadly.

The doctors told me that most of the malaria and typhoid drugs out there are either fake or do not have the capacity to heal.

They issued me a fresh prescription and recommended I purchase the first item on the list from the hospital pharmacy and the other items from designated pharmacies outside the hospital.

The doctors both insisted that I shouldn’t buy alternative drugs but I should demand for the exact drugs written on the prescription list.

I quickly did research on the effects of fake and substandard drugs and discovered that the fallout of fake and substandard drugs includes poisoning, untreated disease, instant or early death, and treatment failure.

By the time I came out of this mess after more than three weeks, you wouldn't like to see me. I became extremely thin and unattractive. In fact, the weight I had been working so hard to shed at the gym came in through the back door.

If not by the grace of God, by this time people would have been circulating my obituary pictures all over the internet, even the ones who don’t even talk to me now

I've decided to share my experience so that you, your family, and friends may learn from it and be more cautious about purchasing medications from untrustworthy sources and refraining from self-medicating.”

Source: https://www.facebook.com/100000281130481/posts/5012683475417641/?d=n

Welcome back to the land of the living

HonNL:
[url=https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tvcnews.tv/amotekun-intercepts-bus-loaded-with-500-daggers-guns-knives-arrest-18-suspects/%3famp_markup=1]SOURCE [/url]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7apKWt6XYs

The perpetual condition of Nigeria

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright


Johnson Aguiyi Ironsi joined the Nigerian regiment in 1842..

This one shock me

It is 1942. An mistake

docdes:
***

You just typed what you are not sure of. I was in that market that very Friday, 29th October 2021 trying to buy chicken feed at about. 1.18pm when it started. It was a staged, people actually died, the preaching you said is never a preaching but a sales man recorded his drugs that plays continuously. So, it was a preaching please. Get your facts well.

ZZ22:
Some people no just get sense. How can you watch this shame of script and believe its a real shootout videos. So joint security operatives now go around with cameramen.

You just typed what you are not sure of. I was in that market that very Friday, 29th October 2021 trying to buy chicken feed at about. 1.18pm when it started. It was a staged, people actually died, the preaching you said is never a preaching but a sales man recorded his drugs that plays continuously. So, it was a preaching please. Get your facts well.

Eteka1:
What happens when it starts raining � �

The leaves become her umbrella

Pierocash:
Let me go into pig farming.soon,the price of pigs will skyrocket

Not Nigerian pigs ooo. It's foreign pigs only

OverCalculating:
Hi Everyone,

I took a loan from a Microfinance bank sometime in 2019. The loan was N600,000 and I was asked to pay back on a monthly basis for 8 months. I had actually requested for 1.2million naira loan to get an important tool/machine to enhance my business but I was only offered 600k. With 600k I could not afford to get the tool, so I diverted the money to another business. After repaying a portion of the loan for few months, the business failed and I could not afford to payback afterwards. The business was meat distribution to households and offices. It failed because of inadequate structure that gave way for customers to receive products but not pay back. Debt killed the business. I have been struggling to survive since then.

At a point, I called the company early this year, when I got a new job that I know the months of my repayment have elapsed but I am ready to start paying a percentage of my new salary, but they insisted I should pay in full since my repayment is overdue.

Recently, I have been getting several threats from the company asking me to make full payment or else the case will be reported to the police and I would be jailed for absconding with the company's money. I know I am indebted to them but I can't afford to refund all the loan now since I am only managing to live with a job that I am doing now which I earn 40k salary. My concern now is that I need clarifications from the legal practitioners, IT experts and public prosecutors in the house on the following:

1. Is this case truly a criminal case as they constantly remind me or is it a civil case?

2. Can the Police actually track my location to arrest me as they threaten? Please note that I use a small Nokia phone and I am in a remote area outside Lagos.

3.What is the worse thing that can happen; so I can get ready for it because I am not financially buoyant now to cough out 600k now.

Thank you all.

hahahahahaha

LiegeMan:
Anger And Vengeance Is Taking The Best Part Of Me

hello nairalanders,

Sorry to disturb your peace but this has been going on in my mind for long and I really need suggestions on how to overcome it. I gave in to ire/anger and it's gradually taking the best part of me since I made a little discovery about my wife's past and how she lived her life while in the campus. I will try and make it as snappy as possible in order not to make you spend much of your time on my case.

Now, it goes this way, my wife came from a middle class family and she attended one of the best and prestigious higher institutions in the country, they're not too rich and they're not poor, infact, their family name can't be in the same sentence with poverty. She had everything she needed and lived her life to the fullest while in the campus, she flirted with and dated the best guys in the campus, she visited many night clubs and other exuberant and flamboyant life style that pertains to the campus.

Now on my own part, I attended one of the Colleges of Education that littered our country,
I did everything all by myself, I sponsored myself throughout my stay in the college, I did all manner of odd jobs to survive, sometimes, I would miss lectures due to lack of cash, no one to assist, all these limitations made me not to pay attention towards the opposite sex as I was busy struggling to survive and hoping unto God for a miracle.

Right now, all I am feeling is anger, ire, all I want now is vengeance knowing fully well that while I was suffering and struggling to survive, fasting without praying, carrying bricks and block from one floor to the other, jumping from one market to the other hawking my wares, that my wife was busy somewhere enjoying and partying away her future, right now, I want to have my revenge, I want to live those life that I wasn't opportune to live, I want to flirt and have fun with many ladies both young and old, I want to visit as many night clubs as possible now that money is flowing in, I careless about the consequences and how she may feel, these are exactly what I'm feeling now.

this can't keep troubling me that's why I brought it here for suggestions and elderly advice.

Continue, your mates are there discovering the sea route, manufacturing computers and you are there discovering your wife's past life. I pity you

In view of getting justice one still need to spend his money even when it is clear that justice is truly delayed.
My car was stolen through a conspiracy between the mechanic and a panel beater. The mechanic is no where to be found while I reported the case to the police, I was asked to pay a sum of 1k for a statement. Which I gladly pay after a while, I was asked to write another statement with a payment of 3k. An arrest was instituted to arrest the panel beater, I was asked to pay 10k for the two officers who went on the arrest. As the suspect was arrested and brought to the station, the DCO asked for 30k to go on with the case. Although, the suspect is released on bail yet my car is nowhere to be found. Why then would justice be paid when it should be a free service to rescue the helpless too?

smiliyB:
Why is it so difficult for you guys to read even a short note like this Read before commenting jare

Don't mind them, just reading titles only and making conclusions immediately

Romanoff:
How's she 21 with hands like that?

That's her official age

P

9182736455O1999:
I got one friend too
his bones are strong asf.
We used to call him Terminator.
if he slaps you, the rest will be history.

Palm or bone. Where are you coming from?

NwaAmaikpe:





I pray all those pregnant women who act like the weight of the world is on them because of a load they happily accepted read this and learn.

Pregnancy is not a disability.
We were not there when you were fvcked.
We are damn sure you enjoyed most of the shagging.
How can you spread your legs wide for a preek, gulp it up in your mouth and when the aftermath of your enjoyment is here, you'd expect me to give up my space on a queue for you or treat you preferentially.

No way.

I tell them and I'd say it again, it doesn't make me a gentleman so don't expect pity from me just because you are carrying a bulge that you got through pleasure.

If I find you attractive, I'd woo you despite your bump, if you fall for me, I'd shag you even harder despite your bump.

To all the pregnant women out there,
Carry your pregnancy with all sense of responsibility and expect no empathy from anyone. In due time, our good Lord will make you birth safely.

Till then, a minute of silence to the dead pharmacist who died because of being sluggish. No, she died because she expected people to pity her because she was pregnant.

But that's not a good enough reason for anyone to die but we all know that bandits are monsters.

Bros, are you for real?

Good morning beloved. I have this itchy rash all over my head and my skin. First, I thought it was just a clipper I was using. I had to buy another new one and yet it kept resurfacing. The hospital I went to, said, it is folliculitis, some drugs were given to me yet no improvement. Please, doctors in the house should please assist.
Cc
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy