When and how am I going to die?

To all of u saying it's not a mistake to sleep with someone, am sure uve never been sooo drunk.... U loose ur sense of judgment.


BUT MEANWHILE, THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE GUYS WHO KEEP PERSISTING WHEN WE SAY 'NO' THINKING WE'RE FORMING 'HARD TO GET'..... WE MIGHT JST BE PROTECTING YOU FROM SOMETHING NASTY.

I know we've all heard dat 'd major ways to a man's heart is through his stomach n of course through intimacy'.
N we also know dat no one is perfect(we r all working towards perfection). So I wanna know which one is more important to a guy.

Let's imagine n assume dat ure married n ure wife is good in all areas except ONE.

Guys, pls pick d one u find more convenient:
1) Ur wife is a good cook bt she ain't good in bed.
2) Ur wife is good in bed bt she isn't a good cook.

I know we've all heard dat 'd major ways to a man's heart is through his stomach n of course through intimacy'.
N we also know dat no one is perfect(we r all working towards perfection). So I wanna know which one is more important to a guy.

Let's imagine n assume dat ure married n ure wife is good in all areas except ONE.

Guys, pls pick d one u find more convenient:
1) Ur wife is a good cook bt she ain't good in bed.
2) ur wife is good in bed bt she isn't a good cook.

"Okay, we know the most common one: most women lie about the “O” word. But there are other things besides that the modern woman lies about. Very often!
THEIR first gig
For most adult women, the first sexual experience is unforgettable and probably the best ever. Even if they have not kept in touch with their first man, they remember him with fondness if he did not leave them pregnant and stranded with a baby.
But will they ever tell their man this? Never.
Studies show the average woman lies about the age at which she was disvirgined, adding anything between 2 and 10 years to the age. For instance, if a woman got disvirgined at 14, she is likely to put the figure at 20 to her current man. Men, on the other hand, openly boast about their earlier sexual conquests.
That they check out other men
A man might be so close to the girl in his life that he would point out other women’s body parts that he finds attractive and everybody would have a good laugh. On the other hand, a woman would never do that. If she thinks the guy next door has a cute ass, she never, ever mentions it to the man in her life. Not only would she not mention it, she would never ever even make the blunder of oogling the attractive derriere when their man is around. Studies show women make lewd jokes about other men when they are with girlfriends just as much as men do, and they even fantasie but are great about hiding it.
That she hates cooking
A few years down the line, many relationships run into crisis on this account- many many women just do not like to cook.
In our part of the world, girls are raised not only to learn how to cook but to happily cook for other people for the rest of their lives, three times a day. If they cannot live up to that ‘simple’ responsibility, they are complete failures, especially in relationships.
Women are therefore happy to pretend to be kitchen genies at the beginning of relationships and would never admit to not just absolutely loving cooking. Rather, they prefer to give their man the impression that they live just to feed him as many times as possible in a day. Unfortunately, that impression is bound to waste when she insists of going out for dinner every so often when the relationship is established.
She feels insulted when he gives her money
Of course nothing makes your man feel grander than knowing he has met his woman’s need and probably even exceeded her expectations, especially if he had to bend over backwards to do it. Studies show the average woman is actually disappointed almost every time their man gives them a gift, especially when it is money.
Truth is, today’s working women have developed very sophisticated tastes that their men can barely keep up with, and they are ready to work very hard when it’s necessary to do so. But would a woman ever complain her man has not even scratched the surface when he gives her cash? Never.
She does not trust him
For all her freedoms and liberation, a woman is far less likely than a man to voice her insecurities in a relationship that the other way round.
She has watched her mother look the other way more often than not. She has heard her aunt tell her uncountable times of how it’s a man’s world. She has been called names just for showing a flash of jealousy and she has been told by the census that there are more women than men.
Her girlfriends are telling her to be wise and hold on to her straying man and so while he snoops and snoops and finds nothing, she makes minimal efforts and finds everything but does she ever mention it? Never.
The reason that hot new househelp gets a shaven head and the girlfriend is told jokingly to do her top buttons up is not because she does not trust her girlfriend or the maid but because she certainly does not trust her man.
Her man might ask the question a dozen times- “honey, do you trust me?” and her answer would be a big fat lying 'Yes'"


SOURCE:http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/5-things-women-never-tell-their-men/

I thought he was a womanizer or a 'ladies' man'

Pple think am a snub n am arrogant.
N am like 'WTF, being reserved i.e keeping to urself n being arrogant r two different things.'
Ain't they?

Well, I don't see my category there. D quiet ones(d ones who go unnoticed).... plus d rich girls(d Ajebos, d Daddy's pet n Mummy's handbag).
......Yeah, dats us.

My brother jst clocked 7 too.... they could get married.
Plus they are both IDOMA Pple

Pawpaw n pear

Wow! They're gud..... really good. Throughout my university days, my hair stylists were guys. They jointly owned a saloon n they were gud at wat they did. Maybe because of dat, I prefer a guy doing my hair than a lady.

Then all igbo gals must be ugly....

princefunmi:


B dies.

Here is why

E rolls down the big stone. Considering the grove in the stone being rolled down and the approximate measurements, it is very likely that by the time the stone gets to D, the stone will be set in such a way that D's head will be in the groove and therefore does not crush D to death.

In the same vein, the stone gets the spiked see-saw. Apparently the rolling stone is not heavy enough to displace the stone on the other side, so that see-saw will likely remain as it is.
Now notice that there is a ramp on the spiked end of the see-saw. The rolling stone will quite likely have some momentum which will launch it into the air by the time it moves over the ramp. Now A would have been in real danger because the path of the stone in the air ends at A's point. But because there is a parapet on the platform on which A stands, the stone will likely his the parapet and fall back on B, thereby crushing B to death.


On second thought, its highly illogical that the stone will make the jump high enough to clear the static stone. It'll probably just come to rest beside the static stone and end its journey there. In that case nobody dies.

It's definitely going to hit A.... look at d pix closely. D 'parapet' is not dat high to stop d stone. If ure still doubting me, use a toothpick or a short stick of broom n place it on d parapet. With that, u'll be able to see how d stone will fly.

It's A..... wen u look at d pix, u notice dat d stone E is about to push has a space in it which makes it lighter than d stone on d scale.
Also notice dat d scale has a piece of wood which prevents d stone from rolling down to meet d other stone.

So with d speed d stone is rolling down (because it was pushed from the edge of a steep slope), it will dodge D because of d space in d stone, n definately nt bring down d scale to harm C because it's lighter than d other stone n then hit d small piece of wood, fly over d other stone, miss B n go straight to A. N because d platform in which A is standing on is raised at d edge, d stone won't slide back to crush B.



I EXPECT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

Batch B! R we supposed to ARRIVE camp with our Khaki or we r supposed to arrive there with our personal clothing??!

Well d good news is I think our allowee has been increased to #38,900..... I pray it's true ooo. Dat will ginger me to go to camp
Pls read for urself
http://www.360nobs.com/2014/10/fg-approves-increase-of-nysc-federal-allowance-to-n39000/

Well d good news is I think our allowee has been increased to #38,900..... I pray it's true ooo. Dat will ginger me to go to camp
Pls read for urself
http://www.360nobs.com/2014/10/fg-approves-increase-of-nysc-federal-allowance-to-n39000/

We ladies dress to IMPRESS OTHER LADIES...
Bt we dress to ATTRACT GUYS.

Pills n potions by Nicki Minaj

stuchman: Wishing all of us a journey mercy as we travel to Osun state 4 good 4 the collection of ppa and onward procession to our different ppa, my wish is that ur ppa will favour u and bring a major plus to ur sojourn on this earth...Osun is waiting 4 u, go and impact knowledge and most importantly remember to hv fun, thanks and God bless

Amen oooo

Come ooo. An unknown person jst sent me a text saying I've been posted to Ila LG. Jst want to confirm if any list has been released or someone jst wants to pull my legs.

N where d hell is Ila LG??!

Is she married?

Who has watched the movie 'THE OTHER WOMAN'?

Some ladies need 2 watch dat movie.
Am nt supporting d guys sha.... bt they're guys, they will always cheat.

Bt if ure a smart lady, dnt attack d guy alone n make an enemy of d 'other woman'....... try to join forces with her (although that could be quite difficult) n bring him down!!! N remember to 'chop his money' except if he's broke . If he's broke, jst break up with dat a**hole .

I wonder what broke guys think of while cheating . U can't be broke n cheat... cos no gal will fight over u...there's no reason to .

This topic makes me sing d song 'Beautiful Liar' by Beyonce n Shakira.....

[Beyonce] (Ay) Let's not kill the karma
(Ay) Let's not start a fight
(Ay) It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
[Shakira] Can't we laugh about it (Ha Ha Ha)
(Oh) It's not worth our time
(Oh) We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar.......

(Both) But the answer is simple
He's the one to blame

cinderellla:

I sit with my legs on the headrest or my legs wide open, I drive very fast too and I wear big clothes. I don't fix my nails or carve my eyebrow.

I like the colour pink though,

I don't fix my nails n I don't paint them either cos I think dats a lot of stress.
I hardly carve my eyebrows.
Jst work on ur clothes.... get some sexy clothes dat u could use once in awhile.
N u REALLY Nid 2 work on ur sitting posture girl.
I think wit these things, u r good to go.... pls ALWAYS make ur hair.

I counted 5ive at 1st

donroxy: Guys have always be like this since time immemorial , it is you wannabe and I gaz to belong dude that has gone crazy with 21st century .... Century of Divorce and Disrespect even among men of God !!

I wasn't dating her because she's mere but she will turned ''mere'' immediately her IQ is so low to fight over front seat of a car ... Imagine, my sis was even already seated only for a GF to ask her to stand Up ..... Dafucq is that !!!

So, what will she do, kill my sister, if that one should change the direction of my TV,Fridge , cotton,Kitchen ?

The above mentioned are issues that worth fighting for and not mere seat of a car !! .....

I can't take such sh:it from my GF .... Asking my sister to stand Up from the seat of my car because she think that is her rightful place ? Haaaa , what will she do to my mom and dad ?

Verily such a girl will be complaining her inlaws are wicked but is she homie ........ She won't even allow my blood who has seen me for a while to just feel me for sometime !!

Dude, if you marry such a girl, I promise you , such marriage doesn't last unless she repent and regret her action !

1st of all, am nt a dude....am a lady.
2ndly, she was wrong to tell ur sis 2 stand up for her. U would have done it. U would have told ur sis dat ure picking up ur gf n she has 2 go to the back seat.
Bt meanwhile any reasonable sister would do dat even without being told. Even if d gf is 12 yrs old, she should do dat. Dat shows she respects n accepts ur gf n dat also shows she respects u. Have u asked urself 'wat if I end up marrying dat gal, is dat hw ma sis is gonna treat her?' it always starts from somewhere.

Timileyin: Got to settle some really big fight few days back when preparing to go to a cousin's wedding. I left home with my sister, with the intention of picking my Girl friend alone with way, When we saw her, she demanded my sister, move to the back so as she could occupy her so called space. Which ended been a big fight and they caused a really big scene. Who do i support?

Guy! Hw old r u?!

donroxy: She's a mere Girlfriend not even a Fiance nor wife ...... If she can't be cool with mere front sit then she won't be cool with other marital hishh when married ....

I can break up with her for something as simple as that !!

'MERE GIRLFRIEND' u say. So if she was "mere", y r u dating her? For d sister n his gf 2 hav met b4, means he had introduced his gf 2 his family.... dats some big shit.
I don't support d sister....i mean dis is his YOUNGER sister for God's sake!!!! n he's allowing her control him lyk dat.
Nawa 4 guys dis days ooo!!

Cleoqueen:
Eya... But have you arrived now?

Pls Wats dis 'Book of life' thing? It doesn't sound familiar sha... hope I filled it oo

Cleoqueen:
Eya... But have you arrived now?

Yeah. Done with registration sef

Cleoqueen:
Oooh really?...Awww...you missed your flight to where?

Ibadan ... from Abj