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Jaykay33:
*THE CHEAPEST WAY OF HAVING SEX*
**Do u know that marriage is the cheapest way of having sex?*
*According to research. U pay highest amount #150,000 bride price once off and assuming you stay with the woman for 40 years which is #3,750 per year. Meaning per month you are paying #125 a day and #17.3 per week*
*So why would men pay Prostitutes for even #1,000 or more only for one round of sex,* **When you can get it at #125 per month for as many rounds as you want* .
*This is a big discount.**
*SO GET MARRIED*

which foolish research said the highest u could pay for bride price is 150k

it means u should stop being weak

all is vanity babe

listen man, just take it slow, let her know ur new to this , and if it seems she's more experienced she should take the lead

but for real , just do it , once and for all , if she really likes u she won't break up for just one bad sex especially if she knows it's ur first time

what is this? what do want? what are u saying??

Jewessgratitude:
When i started reading this piece, i thought the op knew what he was doing until I saw No.s 1, 4, 9 and 10. That was when I knew he lacked sense.

@No. 1
How can you say a lady of 30 is in her bad years and all the silly things you talked about her up there?
Does the woman body fade with age? Then you dont know anything. Those are just mere speculations.
Have you not seen a 14, 16, and 20 yr olds with loose and faded body? They are everywhere. So your judgements are just myopic.
For your info, a 30 and 40 year old lady can still give birth to the healthiest baby.
My elder sis had her last child in her 40s and the boy is smarter than you and is very strong and intelligent.

As for the "pig fat" aspect you talked about, ive seen men whose choice is a that pig fat. They can't date a slim or moderate size lady unless shes fat. So another senseless rule of yours.

A woman should change her likes for what the man likes to show respect?
Is she into slavery or marriage.
So if she doesnt like beans because it purges her, she should continue eating it cos her hubby likes it until she stools to death?
Couples will always find a way to sort out to their preferences.
Op have a rethink and delete this post.

Everything you wrote here is your dumb opinion.

u actually have a point tho

I am an egalitarian but I personally agree with ur list , women can be whatever they want but my wife but fulfill at least 80% of what u listed but the issue is how can u find such person?

Florblu:
God! How can you be this dumb?

he's a blogger na

mysteryman2014:
I did, and still maintain your wrong.

prove it then, send screenshot, links or something

mysteryman2014:
Bro your wrong, OP is correct. Verify before coming online

I did verify , its seems it's u that didn't

CAPSLOCKED:
SOME OF US DON'T EVEN GET THE USUAL SINGLETS AND HANDKERCHIEVES.

BE GRATEFUL.

a smart man wouldn't even come near such a lady

FuckThaMod:
Nigerian girls be looking like what i don't know.. See how sexy and fine Russian girls are.
I weak for this country in all ramifications

those russian girls aren't fine , they average or less

PhenomenalMorgan:
What concerns this matter with the black race

lol don't mind that white slave , its inferiority complex is too strong

9jaBlogger:
“I join the UN Secretary General, Antonio Guterres to strongly condemn the acts of violence in different provinces in South Africa, including attacks against Africans & women. We welcome President Cyril Ramaphosa’s unequivocal call for inclusion, solidarity & strengthened accountability”, she wrote.

http://igberetvnews.com/964442/un-finally-breaks-silence-on-xenophobic-attacks-in-south-africa/

what is "Africans & women" ? am I the only one that saw that?
are women not Africans or are Africans not women? why'd she have to exclusively say women? why are feminists so full of shite?

darkelf:
But he isn't far from the truth. If we allow anger to determine our reactions instead of common sense, we may end up regretting it

of course , that's what anger leads to but the way he asslicking sat afrika is irritating , a fight against south Africa is a fight against the west? really?

this food seems nice but I'm not sure to take the risk since I haven't heard of it or prepared it b4 , I'm a student ya know.

emapeteum:
I think the Nigerian government should engage SA in a diplomatic way to resolve this issue. Trying to cripple SA companies in Nigeria may spell doom for Nigeria and Nigerians. South Africa is a special country in Africa where Europeans migrated to settle. South Africa has so many things in common with the US, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. A fight against SA companies(own by White SA and not blacks) is a fight against the West and this may spell economic doom to our already fragile economy. Please let tread with caution

shut up southafrican mofvcker

Hintona:
People who advocate for equality between men and women are called feminists.

I want to ask, what about people who propagate the notion that "women are superior to men", what are they called??


please no insults

I know some male nairalanders will use this as an opportunity to show the world that they are airheads.

people who advocate for equality are not called feminists, they are called egalitarians or equalitarians

feminists are people who fight for women's rights, that's why it's called feminism, Google it

goDus001:
May jealousy destroy your generational spirit, soul and body, condemned condensed soul of perverted thoughts, You are a bunch of analytical discomfort, Your famosisbro.. .Deprived republican of a Zoolike nation.

lol , this sh!t's the best u got?

LilMissFavvy:
leave me alone. Why are NL guys always showing bad attitude... I can't understand.

u know the way u responded is also horrible

goDus001:
Baby love, that madman just triggered the worst part of me, And I will remarkably slam him with the best of my favorite inhumane words that he will always regret why he came across the GODUS 001.
Trust me on these Boobae.

stfu , u too dry

I think it's who that asks who out that pays the bill

this is how girls see it,
u can't come and meet me minding my own business then ask me out and then force me to pay the bills, u asked me out! if guys did that then a lot of girls won't feel like going out with them , especially when they are not in the mood to spend, so it's a way of wooing by treating them to free meal

but I think this only applies to the wooing phase, once ur in a relationship it'd be nice if both partners treat each other out to dinner or split bills sometimes

seunmsg:
The north actually contributes more to Nigeria’s economy than the south east.

the north consists of three geo-political zones, comparing it to one geo-political zone is quite unwise of you

grandlexuz:
Hypocrite you are. Call her immoral for twerking, yet openly lusting on her breasts aka boob. You my friend is the KING OF HYPOCRISY, and PROFESSOR EMERITUS of IMMORTALITY..

immortality??

look guys let's not whine too much the managers are just trying to inflate these women's ego to make them believe in themselves , because the truth is that a lot of ladies don't have a lot of self-confidence

and for how opportunities that seem like women are getting more ,u just gotta realise that women need a lot of cheat to stand in the realms of men because the truth is we are far from equal

R2bees:
This could be the last boar in Nigeria... 9ja make una get sense na

all you fake animal loving hypocrites have come again

abbaapple:



This ugly face Bet9ja above me is making FTC Like for real to the topic

The world is insane!

do u know how many charity organizations there are? people trying to help? I'm 200% sure with all ur whining ur not among them

look there will always be people suffering the only thing u can do is try to help and not be among them!

Preshy561:
Did she force you to spend 50k? She invited you to her birthday just like everyone else.

why did u change ur gender to male?

nelsonoba:
1) The bible is not full of shit. It is full of truth, but we see most things in life through the prism of our mind. So if our minds become full of shit, we will always end up interpreting most things as shit even when they are not. This is why a wise man once said "perception is stronger than reality to most people ". One proof of that quote can be found in the lives of most celebrities we adore just because of the way we perceive them, and not necessarily because they are as good as they package themselves to be.

ok

2) In the old testament when we had not entered into the dispensation of Grace through the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross, a lot of sins that are taken for granted today were punishable by instant death, eg. Homosexuality! Even idol worship in many cases in Israel was punishable by death or famine. But now, in the dispensation of grace, those things are still sin, but God now gives a much longer opportunity and time for people to realise their evil ways and change before they die and go to hell if they don't repent.

Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because we had not entered the dispensation of grace at that time. America and Europe have far more Homosexuality going on that Sodom and Gomorrah multiplied by 10, yet God has not physically destroyed them because of grace.

I see so in the past God was a tyrant, he then sent Jesus (himself according to the trinity) to die as a sacrifice unto himself so that he would no longer kill us for doing things he created us to do?

4) Yes, God commanded Israel to kill some people/nations in the old testament. Do you know why? Because grace was not yet available to the world through the death of Christ at that time, and those nations were nations that refused to worship God their creator, but were into idol worship. And the bible makes it clear that THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH! So God was merely executing judgement on those people who refused to worship him by commanding Israel to kill them. THE SAME DEATH WOULD HAVE COME TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU SINCE, BUT IT HASN'T BECAUSE WE ARE IN A DISPENSATION OF GRACE.

wow and God loves us so much and has given us such free will ,he is omniscience , he creates us knowing fully well that we are gonna sin , then we sin and then he punishes us for all eternity

Everybody who fulfills those 3 conditions I previously mentioned WOULD ALWAYS HAVE THEIR PRAYERS ANSWERED 100% OF THE TIME AND THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS! I PRAYED MANY TIMES FOR SPECIFIC THINGS AND I HAVE SEEN THE ANSWERS ON MANY OCCASIONS, ON SOME OCCASIONS I DIDN'T SEE THE ANSWER, AND ON SOME OCCASIONS I SAW THE ANSWER MUCH LATER THAN WHEN I WANTED. After a while I am able to tell why some of the prayers i didn't receive their answers immediately didn't happen at the time i wanted - IT WAS NOT THE WILL OF GOD, AND I ENDED UP GETTING SOMETHING I LATER REALIZED WAS FAR BETTER THAN WHAT I WAS PRAYING FOR!

stop lying , u can't tell me people's prayers are always answered, and what do u mean if is God's will? that means it's stills 50/50 if it's answered , that is u can pray all year but if God doesn't feel like it he won't answer , so it's not really a sure thing that God answers ur prayers , he still chooses to or not , but the thing is the Bible always makes it feel so sure like ur 100% certain it would be answered, like the saying Goes "if u have faith like a mustard seed you would move mountains" when it should actually be " if u have faith like a mustard seed and if God feels like it at that moment then u might move mountains"
so in other words if prayers aren't answered and bad things happen then it's God's will right?

6) Let's not just say I'm a programmer, because I am actually a programmer and that is what I do for a living. I create apps and programme them to do certain things, and if I find bugs that make them do something other than what I created them to do, I don't blame the app, I BLAME MYSELF BECAUSE THE APP DOES NOT HAVE A FREEWILL! The app does not have the power to decide to run any commands outside the scripts I have written for it. This is why I cannot set judgement and condemn the app if anything goes wrong with it.

But human beings are not like that! WE WERE CREATED TO BE AUTONOMOUS AND HANDED THE SCRIPT THAT SHOULD RUN OUR LIVES (Which is God's word written in the bible), and then given the power to decide to run whatever script we choose. So, if we fail because we decided to run a script that Carries a virus instead of the recommended script given by God, then it is our fault, and not God's fault because we made the choice! QUIT BLAMING GOD FOR THE WOES OF YOUR LIFE AND START TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS!

wrong! we are just like programs !! , what free will do we have ? did we create ourselves? , just like apps we have restrictions , we have to sleep , eat ,poop , we can't breathe underwater or fly , we are built with walls and given abilities. An app can do so many things , some apps even choose actions to take based on certain circumstances but can u say they have free will ? can an app do what it wasn't created to do? now let's say an app gets bugs and does what u don't like , like uve said u can't blame the app as the programmer its ur duty to deal with bugs
alright let me ask u a question if God doesn't want us to sin why doesn't he just make us not be able to? why does give us the ability to sin and being omniscience knows very well what we are going to do but still creates us that way and decides to punish us?

I don't want to imagine a Bill Gates telling Windows to worship him as your mind is already imagining, but I want to imagine your own father or mother giving you biscuits when you were 3 years old and demanding you say THANK YOU to them after collecting the biscuits and running away without saying anything. OR why didn't you try mocking your parents and telling them they are INSECURE for teaching you to say thanks whenever they gave you a gift as a child?? After all, they are your parents and have all the money in the world to buy that little gift for you, and besides isn't it their responsibility to 'take care of you as a child'? BUT YOU KNOW HOW TO IMAGINE THE GOD WHO GAVE YOU AND YOUR PARENTS THE GIFT OF LIFE IS BEING INSECURE WHEN HE SAYS YOU SHOULD THANK AND WORSHIP HIM?? ***How more twisted and perverse could the human mind ever get?***

now I agree thanking ur parents is courtesy . But like uve said ur parents duty is to take care if u , why would u create someone ur not gonna take care of ? the fact is whether or not ur child thanks u or not u have to take care of him , I know my parents don't do things because of the thank u I give them after , they do those things and then expect a thank u after words . Now saying thank u and worshipping someone are two different things! God demanding he be worshipped all the time b4 he even does things for us is insecurity

and u say the gift of life tell that to those in hell ! I'm sure they'd have preferred not to be created in the first place than be placed in a rigged system

pacesetting:
if believing in the existence of God is foolishness, then I am more than glad to soak up the foolishness. By the way, I wonder where you got the brain to know what is foolish and what is not. Oh, I forgot, human evolution right? smh

lol ur laughing at us for thinking that we weren't created by a God but let me ask u this , where did God come from ud say he created himself right? how'd u know? was it said somewhere in the Bible? and now if u have no problem with God just coming to being why should u denial us the right to also say we just came to being? lol God himself is an atheist

and evolution is natural and proven , it's not even an argument , the argument is whether we came from apes or not but evolution is science and true


now u said ud be glad to soak up foolishness , fine but don't go around expecting others to do the same . And I'd have u know ur no different from all those suicide bombers who so foolishly believe that blowing up themselves would get them into heaven

pacesetting:
My brother, your opinion about God cannot change who He is. So, stop trying. But the fact is, if you really desire to know about humanity and divinity, you will.

ur right I can't change it

but I'm not a zombie to follow so foolishly without questioning


have u ever stopped to think about Christianity thoroughly? no u can't because u so irrationally believe everything ur told, everything ur pastor says u literally can't imagine or phantom that ur wrong and it's ok it's ur life but the issue is u go around so foolishly expecting that everybody does the same

nelsonoba:
When they tell people to study and gain knowledge first before becoming atheists, they will say no and just jump out with their ignorance to try and dispute age-long truths.

1) Who ever told you that God answers 'all' prayers? Have you ever read Proverbs 15:8 (KJV) "The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the LORD: but the prayer of the upright is his delight"? That is one kind of prayer God does not answer - prayer/sacrifice of a sinner (except if it begins with praying for forgiveness first)

2) Even when people pray, have you not read this to see the conditions? James 4:2 - 4 "You crave what you do not have. You kill and covet, but are unable to obtain it. You quarrel and fight. You do not have, because you do not ask. 3[b]And when you do ask, you do not receive, because you ask with wrong motives, that you may squander it on your pleasures.[/b] 4You adulteresses! Do you not know that friendship with the world is hostility toward God? Therefore, whoever chooses to be a friend of the world renders himself an enemy of God.…"

If God decided to answer EVERY prayer all human beings pray, do you think you will be alive today? Do you know how many people who don't like you and wish you were dead or that one bad thing happens to you? So if God had answered their bad prayers, won't you have died since?


3) Have you read this before? James 1:6 - 8 "But he must ask in faith, without doubting, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. 7That man should not expect to receive anything from the Lord. 8He is a double-minded man, unstable in all his ways.…"


Now, I will summarise these conditions for receiving help from God for you according to what the bible clearly says

A) You must ask/pray to God for help
B) You must ask with faith, believing that God is able to help you
C) You must ask according to the will of God

IF THESE 3 CONDITIONS ARE MET, YOU WILL RECEIVE ANSWERS TO YOUR PRAYER, BUT IF ONE OR MORE OF THESE CONDITIONS ARE MISSING, YOU WILL NOT GET ANY ANSWER (Except in rare cases where God decides to show mercy and do something that answers your need, but that answer to you ends up benefitting another person who has been praying for you knowingly or unknowingly). But the bottom line is that somebody must have prayed for that thing even if it was not you praying.


LASTLY, God does not suffer from any insecurity issues as Lucifer has deceived you to believe. If He could create billions of galaxies and stars that even Astronomers have not finished discovering all of them, then who do you think you are that you can threaten God? If you die and go to hell today, God will still be sitting on His throne, and the earth will continue existing until any day God decides to end the earth's existence. So, my guy, you are not qualified to make God feel insecure. We worship God because HE IS GREAT AND DESERVES ALL THE WORSHIP! IT IS ONLY RIGHT THAT YOU WORSHIP THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU LIFE!

AND I WILL ADD AGAIN; IF GOD DECIDES TO WITHDRAW THE FREEWILL HE GAVE TO MAN AND START FORCING HIS HELP ON MAN, YOU WILL NOT HAVE THE MOUTH TO QUESTION GOD AS YOU ARE DOING NOW, BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE SINCE FORCED YOU TO GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST!

GOD GAVE MAN BRAIN, SO MAN CAN BE CREATIVE TO SOLVE HIS EARTHLY PROBLEMS. A HUMAN BEING SOMEWHERE REFUSED TO USE HIS GOD-GIVEN BRAIN TO DO A QUALITY CONSTRUCTION THAT HAS COLLAPSED, AND NOW YOU WANT TO BLAME GOD? YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM A LOT OF IGNORANT NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS WHO BELIEVE GOD SHOULD COME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND SOLVE ALL THEIR PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF BEING PRODUCTIVE AND APPLYING COMMON SENSE TO SOME ISSUES THEY ARE DOING NIGHT VIGIL PRAYERS FOR. E.G. YOU WANT TO BE RICH, BUT DON'T WANT TO WORK HARD OR BE CREATIVE, AND INSTEAD THINK YOU GET WEALTHY BY PRAYING ONLY!

lol the Bible is full of sh!t , aren't there parts of the Bible where God gives people power to curse and destroy people? u said God allows us to sin what about soddorm and Gomorrah? and so many other people he destroyed cause they didn't follow him?

now again I asked u a question , are u saying that every body that fulfils those 3 conditions u listed above will always and I mean always have their prayers answered? or are there like a billion exceptions?


and u say God give us free will but do u know what free will is? let's say ur a programmer and u create an app and give that app the ability to do certain things and then when it does those things u punish the app for it? let me put this clearly can a creator blame his creation for doing what it was created with the ability to do?


and again God is insecure ,he is the almighty creator yet he needs to be worshipped? imagine bill gates telling windows to worship him or mark Zuckerberg telling Facebook to workship him every second cause he is the creator what would u think of that?


and I'm not an atheist I'm an Agonist