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UNN/UNEC'ers Lets gather here.

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Gbajumon:
Even if your village becomes a country, I wonder if you'll be great enough to become president. Yet you call Buhari, the President of the 'giant of Africa' a dullard.

Your sickness is incurable!!!

dont be silly
u know buhari is very dumb

Checked86:
So any woman that visits a guy in a hotel room should be fncked?

don't try and act coy

going to a guy's room at after a club is pretty much a cause to say it was consensual

and she is in violation of concealment contract she signed of sound mind and body

LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

this is the funniest one I've read so far

Bestchoice4me:
Now, they say a pussy that has been fuck3d can still be refuck3d.. We broke up, after 2months, we saw each other again.. We get talking, she told me allot of things, how her new bf treats her, how he proposed to her, I saw the ring on her finger.. I enjoyed all her story.. So, I said what about coming to say hello to me.. She said no p.. She came one Saturday morning.. To cut d long story short.. We get down to biz.. As I dey sha d girl with my kondo, she was moaning and am enjoying d blues.. Her fiance call came in.. At first, she wanted to ignore but I persuaded her to pick up, she did and the guy asked where she was, Her response got me cracking.. She said she was on the bike.. Laff wan kill me.. The one wey con make me loose my erection due to laughter.. I further inserted my kondo, she screamed aloud, d guy said what's that? She said na the bike enter gallop and it makes her feel pain at d back..
Nifemi.. I hail u oo.. U be badolina

karma right now

iamdrfresh:
it has actually made my more smart but I still have this issue professing to girls I really like not because they don't like me back but because I feel it would only turn me into mumu.

I've been with at least 5girls after that. I even had to break a relationship I was never in(at least I thought) recently.

i understand what u mean , what u need is a way to ask girls out without actually asking them out

a way to make girls chase instead of u doing the chasing so that they don't turn u into a maga


well there's a dating drill thread on nairaland by HARDDON ( https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only) or u read books like "how to make girls chase by Chase Amante"

iamdrfresh:
Met this girl thru a friend when I was about to resume part4 in med schl and we kinda got along(at least thought). I took her out on my birthday that she didnt even remember just cuz I wanted her to feel special.

We kept talking even tho I initiated it most time. That wasn't my first time with girls but I just had this soft spot for her(mumu me, right).

One night after her exams, I asked us to meet even tho I really didn't have anything to discuss. Decided to take her out to eat and we spent about 3hours together thereafter...twas fun.. We both enjoyed it!

Saw her back to her hostel and she told me she'd be leaving for her home 2days later and that we'd not likely see the next day. I felt the urge to throw my shot.

I don't know what came over me but I stammered for a while. I sha told her I love her and other things and she said we should talk about it another time.

Fast forward to the morning she'd be travelling home, I arranged to meet her. After keeping me waiting for almost an hour (her excuse: she was packing), she told me she's in a relationship- serious one for that matter.

I took it in good faith.. Wished her safe journey and that she should lemme know whenever she arrives Lag.

During the break, I was still chatting her up hoping she'd reconsider and one day I decided to send an "epistle" pouring out my heart in it. Last last she no still gree!

I was talking to my friend(d one that introduced us) months later and he told me how she commented on one of his stories that He never knew he is a good writer and that I'm a good story writer too
My epistle to her was just a "Story"

lol

guy if anything this thread has proved is u were not dumb , every guy has done something stupid for a girl , it's natural (CURSE U NATURE!!!!), what's good is uve learnt and now u won't make this same mistake again (I hope)

Elijahrona:
No one knows it all. What you thought was true today may just become false tomorrow. There are a few things we know about a few animals but we don't really know if they're true or not. Read this article to learn 5 wrong animal stereotypes we've been using to judge animals

5 wrong animal stereotypes

Lions are the king of the jungle
Lions to many people, represent pride. Pride literally a group of lions. Here are some facts about lions:
*Male lions, when in a pride, mostly relies on the females for food. The females mostly do the hunting
*When male lions become the alpha male of a pride, they kill and (sometimes) eat the cubs of the females impregnated by other males
*Lions don't come first in anything; not in size, strength, speed, niche, etc.
*Most lions aren't found in the jungle or forest. They can be found in grasslands, wildernesses, savannas, etc.
*Other animals fear lions because lions are social animals (strength in numbers), predators and scary

How can lions be the kings of the king of the jungle if they mostly aren't found in the jungle? How can lions represent pride when all they do is sleep, hunt for food and eat? Why don't lions come first in anything? Such kings they are.

Let's talk a little about tigers:
*Tigers are mostly solitary. They only meet each other accidentally or when it's mating time. Although they're solitary, they still hunt successfully and dominate
*They're mostly found in the jungle/forest. In other words, they dominate the forest
*Tigers are the biggest cats
*Their limbs are so strong that if they die standing, they still won't fall

Now, who should be the king of the jungle?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91kr7Ijyf6L._SX355_.jpg

https://www.allbioconcerns.com/2019/02/5-wrong-animal-stereotypes.html

lions because like u said their strength comes in numbers


just like humans , we are individually weak but together we rule the world

Dailyhappenings:
As usual, the Nigerian OAP strikes again, and this time is to tackle the statement made by the Vice President of Nigeria which stated that the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) Worldwide, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye was what saved him from the recent helicopter crash.

Here is what Daddy freeze wrote...

"Miles Monroe must have been praying to the devil then, abi?
He asked how the campaign was going got me.
“He asked me how things were going on, the campaign activities and all that,”

See the statement of what the Vice President that got triggered Daddy Freeze

"We came in very late from Akwa Ibom State. In fact, we arrived just in time for the grace at the end of the service.
Thereafter, our daddy in the Lord, (G.O) Pastor Adeboye, wanted to speak to me. He asked me how things were going on, the campaign activities and all that, and I explained everything; what I was doing on the campaign trail and all of that, some of the challenges.
He then said, I am going to pray for you. He said a prayer that turned out to be very interesting because usually, as you know, he doesn’t pray for long.

He said “Lord God Almighty, I want you to protect this man,” He said it three times and paused, then he continued. “You know how very dear he is to my heart. .

I want you to protect him.” I found it very funny that he repeated it several times and then he prayed for favour and other things.

So, when the crash happened, immediately it dawned on me that the Lord God had led him to say that very special prayer"

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/02/daddy-freeze-reacts-to-adeboyes-prayer.html

daddy freeze is an atheist he just doesn't know it yet

Admin401:
Spoilt brat. That could not be my sister because my Dad would have already beaten that entitlement mentality out of her with serious canning at a young age.
Some parents know how to raise children.

that's not my point here , what she did isn't the point

my point is ,is it ok for ur sister to be beaten up for whatever reason



because I believe that that guy's girlfriend did nothing to deserve such abuse


imagine sending someone to the hospital because she told u to wash plates? how are u in support of this guy?

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Adasun:
which of her side do u want to hear? Dat she order her man to watch plate or what?

so what she ordered him to wash plates does that mean he could almost beat her to death?

Tonyprisca:
Bros what if I take permission to say that you are stupid, how can a full grown up man be washing and setting for a girl friend not even a wife but even if she is a wife with out heavily pregnant, if am a man I will never try that even if you're the one providing for me.Uncle you started it so finish it OK and next time don't let yourself too down because of lack of job at the moment inugo

ur line of thinking is sad

Admin401:
na your type women dey use as tampon

shut up , he's right

how can u treat a human like that?

if she was ur sister what would u say?

RalFamily:
My girlfriend is very very silly, I rented that apartment for her before I lost my job, I bought everything in that house, I was leaving in my company apartment so when I was sacked they took everything including my car cause I had no personal car of my own then I had to put up with my girlfriend for the time and her attitude has been so shitty, can you believe this girl asked me to wash plate and clean the house when she is off to work ,and if I don’t she will nag and give me the insults of my life , I will just ignore . Sometimes I have to go put up with my friends or pay for a cheap hotel just to have my peace and I don’t my friends to know my predicament until I sort myself out. So yesterday she was on one long call and as soon as she was done she just entered the kitchen and came out asking me to go wash the plate, I ignored her and she repeated it, I ignored her and the next thing was that she went into the kitchen and got one of the plate with water and there it at me , I went mad and beat her almost to death , ended up rushing her to the hospital and she is still here now .
Bom I have paid her hospital bills but I am planing on kicking her out of this house since I paid the rent and the landlord knows me well, I paid in her name tho but they take instructions from me, even the gate man knows I am her man and I charge .
I am done with the relationship now I know she was in it just for the benefit, it not even up to 6 months I lost my job and she is acting stupid .
What do u all suggest ? I know o will be fine .

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ur not making sense ,u abused her because she told u to wash plates?


listen if u didn't want to wash plates u should have just kicked her out that's if u can because u paid in her name which makes the apartment technically her's but let's say it wasn't , should have just kicked her out instead of beating her , u acted like a beast


no matter ur reason beating her was barbaric and wrong and personally I hope she sues u and kick's u out of HER apartment

ProWalker:
See the problem with you Ibos is this; you mistake stupidity for bravery and mistake caution for cowardice

When he was engaging in his foolishness..it was all about being brave.

answer the guy's question na

should he have waited for his enemies to come kill him ?

would that have been a brave or foolish thing to do ?


u see the problem with u Yorubas is u can never think straight when Igbos are considered ,u will always carry our matter over ur head

how do combat internet fraud?
simple !


















remove the internet....

how do combat internet fraud?
simple , remove the internet

kolaxed98:
everybody, is this the beautiful Igbo girls I always hear about on the internet?

beautiful indeed

do u want me to show u a Yoruba girl from ur village?

PVision2020:
Are you also going to fault the fact that Ondo state with less Population is doing better in igr compared to Imo, Enugu etc with more populations?

We've heard people from across the Niger boast of Anambra housing the largest number of billionaires and millionaires and Nnewi men being walking banks...lol. My question is if this empty chest beating is true, then why the low igr? Are this billionaires engaged in illegal businesses that can't be taxed?

You can't claim to have the highest number of wealthy individuals and investors on one hand and also claim that the fg is diverting investors from the SE, That will either be a case of hypocrisy or bipolar disorder.

Anambra having the most billionaires does not mean that all their businesses are in Anambra , it simply means they come from there the thing about Igbo people is they have investments all over the country and end up paying taxes and generating revenues in other zones

and as for ondo state u just compared the revenue for Q3 of 2018 not overall revenue


again the SE has been marginalised in projects and infrastructure even the FG admitted to the infrastructural deficit in the SE and as such a lot of Igbos have investments outside the east , a that's why a lot of Igbos are angry ,that's why there's a clamour for biafra, restructuring ,Igbo presidency , that's why we dislike Buhari, he's sinking billions in the north and building railways in the west but nothing in the east .We just want something that would enable the SE to grow, its not just about the SE , other states too should be giving chances to develop, Lagos alone has more IGR than 30 states combined , does that make sense? is Lagos the only state in Nigeria?



so if any state has low IGR it's not the people's fault but the government fault ,it's not and has never been the duty of the people to generate IGR , if the FG wants more IGR in the SE they should put in measures to generate it

PVision2020:
Who tells you IGR doesn't equal development, IGR is the profit of public enterprises, and it determines the availablility of funds for capital and human development in the states.
Are you telling me that these so called billionaires doesn't pay taxes? Are they operating illegal businesses that are not taxable?
Your population hypothesis is also faulty, there are several nations with less population than Nigeria doing a igr 100x that of Nigeria. IGR is simply the reflection of the economic development of a state.

ur population hypothesis is faulty , ur bring other nations into this when it is quite clear why other nations are the way they are


IGR in Nigeria are as a result of so many things , population is a factor , taxing systems are a factor , The federal government is also a factor marginalization of projects to SW and north thereby bringing investors and taxes is also a factor

PVision2020:
Their are some people who always boast of having the highest numbers of Billionaires and Millionaires but their IGR is always competing with that of war ravaged NE. I don't seems to understand why these states will be allegedly populated by this wealthy individuals while the igr of these states needs an electronic microscope to be visible.

because IGR does not equal development and areas with high population always have higher IGR

PaschalPM:
Unfortunately 16 years of PDP didn't help change the narrative. You should know that they weren't made poor overnight. PDP in its 16yrs didn't resolve poverty issues, backward issues, education issues, almajiri issues so don't blame anyone when des issues turn around to bite them in the ass. PDP will never rule Nigeria again.

let me ask u a question what do u want for our country Nigeria ? do u ever want it to be a first world country?

now the reason why first world countries are like first world countries is because they don't take 5% of the sh!t we take down here ,in a first world country Buhari would have never become president, in a first world country Buhari won't even be considered for re-election

now u must be thinking what's my point we aren't first world countries , well my point is about standards , first world countries have standards and for Nigeria to become like them we must raise our standards , the level of sh!t we tolerate must be reduced dramatically.


now yes Buhari may have performed better than PDP , but he's still an awful president ,we can't keep accepting cribs and expect Nigeria to be great . if Buhari comes back we would be saying that it doesn't matter that ur nepotistic , tribalistic , uneducated , fighting corruption one-sidedly ,as long as we get bits and bibbles . Every bad thing that buhari has said and done he would have gotten away with it ,it would have been inconsequential and he would continue doing them, do u think Nigeria can get better when we keep tolerating these things? when our level of tolerance is so high?


b4 PDP used to think they could monopolize Nigeria and as such they were messing up now look they've upped their game , if they should come in Apc would also up their game it would be made clear that dullards like Buhari are no longer allowed

now Atiku/obi won't behave the way fromer PDP did , the standards are upgraded, people are watching they're every move , Nigerians are smarter , elections are more free and fair ,they would be careful because they know very well they could be removed just as easily as they came in and let's say they still mess up APC would have brought in Candidates that can match them and we would kick them out

like that like that standards are raising parties would be bringing in better candidates and maybe someday Nigerians would get tired of the two parties and opt for another party and then competition is increased and in a market system competition among businesses (parties) always benefit the consumer (Nigerians)


sorry for the epistle but I hope u get my point?

Tetehjewels:
It simply shows he is the man for the poor and 16 years downtrodden.

Grow a brain

yes he is a man for the poor , that's why they are satisfied because they are poor , they started poor and they are still poor ,that's why Nigeria is the HQ of poverty because Buhari is a man for the poor , only poor and backward people would appreciate the cribs given by this administration

Kagawa10:
Same Khadira told Osinbajo to shut up and kept on drilling the tired Buhari.

Pdp must be deluded to think they didn't have it tough but what I liked about them was that they had decorum, were respectful and didn't throw tantrums like Pdp did.

Talking about Pdp's kindergarten kids, my opinion hasn't changed on Obi. In fact, watching him last night reaffirmed the thought I had during the Vp debate. An empty dunce. As simple as abc.

Empty dunce who didn't know the meaning of free trade zone but kept on parabulating around rather than say he didn't know what it entails.

A dunce who thinks labour is the only factor that affects the cost of production.

That same dunce was at it yesterday and kept on derailing and going off point with his stupid metaphors as well as throwing around rhetorics like a kindergarten child. He lacks decorum and looks disorganised throughout. What a chaos and shamble. Folks in developed countries watching the show would think Nigerians are dumb disorganised and lacks decorum like Obi. What has soccer VAR got to do with a presidential candidate vying for a seat? Yeye.

For those dunces quoting me. Here is the point.

First, the question asked was what to make of a poor reference from a former employer like Atiku had under Obj. As such, the answer should be based on same logic, not a stupid VAR.

Secondly, VAR is used to review any major soccer event to either uphold or dismiss a previous decision made by the referee. In this case, the referee (OBJ) hasn't changed his decision even after reviewing it. He only said he has forgiven Atiku but the decision still stand. The question is can a leopard change his spotty skin? Lol.

Can you now see how stupid Obi looked to have use such metaphor? Suffice to say he looked dumb with his stupid virtual metaphors rather than give us the reality we want. Only dunces like himself are hailing him.

lol but what about buhari


lol u can analyse and insult atiku/obi all u want but just know that for every insult u give them uve given Buhari ×100 because Buhari is definitely stupider than they could possibly ever be

I think maybe it's pride

like she wants to be independent, be her own person ,pay for her meals and stuff


so u have to let her know that spending money on her doesn't mean u won't respect her , that it's just ur way of showing affection nothing more and that it is with the most innocent intentions

anyways just my theory

Ijaya123:
Atiku stands no chance against Buhari in the north. His supporters are just on twitter, unfortunately, elections are not won on twitter.

yes atiku's supporters are online where the exposed and educated people are while buhari is supported by poor, backward , uneducated , amajiris that have never contributed anything to Nigeria , and it's clear why when they are his people , and from them he came from that's why he's a dullard

Ijaya123:
Atiku stands no chance against Buhari in the north. His supporters are just on twitter, unfortunately, elections are not won on twitter.

yes atiku's supporters are online where the exposed and educated people are while buhari is supported by poor, backward , uneducated , amajiris that have never contributed anything to Nigeria , and it's clear why when they are his people , and from them he came from that's why he's a dullard

fibiyaks:
mr Atiku has done nothing to better the life of the common man.no charity, no humanitarian projects or programs that helps the common man.he is selfish and greedy that is the reason why he wants to become the president. He doesn't deserve our votes.

and what humanitarian work has buhari done?


b4 u attack atiku think of buhari !
think of him very well!!

Melian:
The daftness of most nigerians is really appalling. These are cunning, sarcastic responses by the candidates meant to subvert the cogent issues raised. Intelligent responses address issues not tactically shirk them. Eloquence don't run the economy.

I don't know what ur problem is but atiku is better than the dullard

superlanny:
Those people against Buhari will be amazed at the support he is getting against all odds, they have called us zombie and we will gladly be zombies, because our patriotic and moral compass is working excellently, they said Buhari died, but God had other plans, they said he is a clone(jubril), but we know they are just acting normal(stupid), what this wailers and ipob pigs don't realise is that they are making Buhari larger than life, by the constant hatred and lies they level against him, I realize corruption can never be eradicated in Nigeria, as it cannot in other parts of the world too, but it can be minimal, while growing up I saw corruption as a norm, the few were feeding of the wealth of many and leaving the scraps for a good number of others, we didn't know we were eating up our future, yes I will blame PDP, because what we are passing through today is as a result of the massive corruption and embezzlement of the nation's resources that collapsed the economy, brought about poverty and unemployment, critical infrastructure was abandoned midway, etc. And yet a certain Atiku.....omg ATIKU wants to be President, if I start listing all of his misgivings illl be writing a book, but we all know how yahoo boys are learners where Atiku dey. This is the man PDP and ipob pigs want as their leader, I cannot help but to address them as idiotic and lacking common sense.Watching the candidates yesterday was a reminder of who Atiku really is and the interviewer was only asking questions millions of Nigerians want him to answer, abeg did she lie against him, everything was true and he didn't deny a thing. Nigerians wake up, we cannot go back when we have come this far, people are afraid to steal our money now as at before, Buhari is no magician that can reverse all the wrongs that put us in a downward spiral, we gave PDP 16years and they efficiently enriched themselves and their families, don't you want a future for you children, I may and may not make it to dream Nigeria, but I want a leader I can trust who will make stealing a crime and future generations know, Buhari will go down in history as a Hero. Let me end this by saying that all of you that want to cause violence this coming election should use their brains, I can bet you that 99% of the children and families of this politicians are abroad, but you they will give 5k to kill yourselves and cause violence, Nigerians be wise.

the reason u are called zombies is u never make sense


and by ur post that's very true