₦airaland Forum

Onyocha:
when you tell people what church and what mosque is "normal" and what is "negative teaching", then goodbye to freedom.

the best comment of the year. I'm in serious dilemma on this isue. Must everybody be told what to worship? What is the meaning of democracy? Pls, nigerians our mind set is not incouraging.

porrigeyam:

We Yoruba's start cooking 2days to the wedding our wedding has.... .quarter final .semi final .final(Saturday)

3 place on sunday.

Burntcoal:
e no fit hapn 4 naija, na since thursday we don dey feed our guest. so aw fud no go dey on wedin day. wetyn dem go say hapn 2 pastor,usher and choir cooler 4 d church service. even d sturborn ones go wait til monday.

team owanbe

hhmm yeroba like food like kilode. Lol

How I wish I live in a country, where people would be charged to court of law before exucution. Oh Lord bless my dear country.

dunkem21:
Akpos don kill me with laughter ..


We don't talk much again these days, .. just read the last paragraph slowly, deeply and solemnly ..

You'r funny! You make me reread that part again. Lol

This one pass Jamb question.



OP, post options now. Such as, Yes, No, most likely, undecided, probably, in dilemma, etc

This is serious!

May she carry go jare. Feel free no be your eyes.


They are just like taxi if you miss one you will get another one.

Mightymanna:
again? iran is seriously causing problems all over the world because of their wicked ideology of shiism what is the meaning of all these,trekking from sokoto to zaria, kano to zaria and katsina to zaria is completely unislamic how could you allow your women and children to engage in such a tiresome journey?

you called it tiresome? Must you comment if you have nothing to say? Please mind your business?

irunooboo:
South east straight. They should be taken to onitsha to fight the IPOB youths who believes they have monopoly of violence

this is serious.

OP, one cool bottle of.... For you.
You are one in, let me say, a miliion.

Some friends nowadays. My fellow nairalanders i need job. Follow OP's foot step, biko.

Malawian:
who told you that you are the one to inherit the said property? your own elder brother will maim you for it.

hahhaa you make me laugh in french. The mansions are too much for our population. So is two mansions to one person plus shops ohh God please may Biafra come.

YoundDoctor:
Is getting easier by the day... Who else is seeing this...
With this layout, there will be more converts for Biafra.

wow very interesting i will soon own BIG MANSION from my Igbo friend. Who MUST leave north.

Keneking:
- removal of subsidy
- sack of Saraki as SP
- arrest of all oil marketers that have looted our subsidy
- prosecution of all those that stole our arms purchase fund
- force one naira to be equivalent to one dollar
- auction all seized commodities by customs
- deploy aerial patrol in the so called Biafra territory
- finish off Boko Haram and their sponsors in the remaining days in December
- commence the payment of N5,000 on the first day of January 2016 through senate approval
- arrest and commence prosecution of David for his role in looting the treasury
- arrest and detain former ministers, finance, petroleum, special duties, education, power, defence (state)
- withdraw licenses of Ikeja Electric and Eko Distribution for non performance
- sack the governing council of all federal university not in the top 20 (NUC)


So Help Me God!

Chai this is serious!
Correct patriot.

My country get plenty money but God 'blessed' us with fat belly.

How i wish all my country people will really reason with their brain. Thumb up OP.

You are one in a million.

Carry go baba. More grease to your elbow.

Baba harmattan dey oo pls come back.

16 years of leadership problem. Continu

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SosaMontana:
Oga Buhari
Leave corruption annd fight terrorism first
When u are done wit dat, then corruption
Maybe after fighting corruption all our soldiers may have disappeared

my Oga na corruption brought terrorism.

Gone are those days....

OP, thanks. Is like you read my mind. This thread will be helpful for me.

Mama shake body.

Politicians nowadays really watch movies.

Flets:
This government should be reminded that elections are over. Enough of these noises as reality have set in already.

Lets do some simple mathematics.
Nigeria's total crude production currently hovers at 2M barrel per day, but I will assume 2.5M barrel for sake of optimism
Crude oil sells at slightly above $40/ barrel but I will assume $45/ barrel
Most JV agreements with Oil corporations stands at an average of 60% for Nigerian govt.
Cost of production of oil for most companies stand at almost 50% but I will assume 30% (optimist case) and then 70% profit
Only about 52% of total earnings goes to the FG, the remaining goes to state allocations and host state derivation
Assuming an exchange rate 200 naira per dollar and 365 days a year

Federal Government can make approximately 1.8 trillion naira from crude sales for 2016 optimally. Details below
so 2.5Million x $45 x 60% x 70% x 52% x 200 x 365 = 1.8 Trillion Naira

Historically, crude has formed about 70% of our budgets.... following same logic, total budget can only be 2.6 trillion Naira (1.8Trillion/ 70%)

Even if we increase taxes, collapse all tax and duty exemptions and without any diversification efforts by the current government, we will be lucky to add another 1trillion the 2.6 trillion to make it a maximum of 3.6 trillion.

So realistically speaking, 8 trillion FG budget is impossible for 2016. Propagandically speaking, APC govt have said it and they believe their zombies will believe it.

In addition, APC FG has claimed that 2016 budget will be developed through zero budget based budgeting. Now without ministers who are supposed to draw up the budget components within their ministries ..... how exactly did Osibanjo come up with 8 trillion when zero based budget was the agreed method?


And for those quoting revenues from Gases- NLNG; Inflow from Royalties (Oil and Gas and other ones); Non- Oil revenues; Custom Duties; Fines and Penalties; Licenses etc...... You need to understand that these are not new revenue sources, they have always been there and only contribute about 30% of the budget while crude sales provides the rest. Y'all need to learn, crude earnings - 70%; non-crude earnings - 30%. As such, estimated budget of 2.6 trillion had that all included if non-crude contribution remains at 30%.

very good calculations. But you failed to add:
MTN 1.4 trl
Alliason 3 trl
others 4 trl.

*smiles* the government will have morethan enough.

Some niggas wit bad belle.

dearpreye:
Thanks for your gracious words.

Keep thinking. Keep analysing things. You'll surely find a way soonest. Nature gives way to the brave and relentless thinkers.

Ameen. You'r welcome.

Nicogen4us:
why not learn a skill under SAED during ur service year because to learn any skill now is expensive unless u find favour.my advice is if u still want 2 learn u can still go 2 ur L.G.I 4 d help so can still learn it very cheap.urs SAED facilitator

My dear i was involved in fish farming, full of hope, that i acquired something meaningful. The moment i entered the real world, i realise that skills without capital is somehow bunch of....

What a very interesting thread! OP keep it up.... You definitely said it all.... Life after NYSC is a serious business.


I am guilty, just pas out last 2 weeks (batch C) but believe me OP things are not 'OK'.


Desperately analysing things.


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