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Romance / Re: I Usually Cry When I Am Cummming When Its Too Sweet...pls Help!! by Mastakija(m): 12:08am On Jun 05, 2022
congo4ka:
Especially when i have not done it for almost a month, my come would be extremely much and really THICK, when i am pouring, i will be shouting and speaking in tongues and shaking and also crying tears of joy because its sooo sweet. I usually enjoy myself especially when i am fucckingg a big booooty and she is extremely wet, I will just be crying and saying nonsense when i want to come! Even when i see a sexy big boooty lady in the street, my body vibrates as i imagine the feeling when i come inside of her and sometimes i feel like crying tears of pleasure. Pls advice!
this why you're not successful in life

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Politics / Re: The Yorubas Allowed Their Son To Be Ridiculed By Shetima - Pics by Mastakija(m): 12:01am On Jun 05, 2022
sekundosekundo:
It is amazing how the Yoruba's number one citizen was torn to pieces, insulted and ridiculed in their own national TV anchored by another Yoruba son and they kept quiet as if nothing happened.

Even when the North have decided to punish Tinubu for his jabs on Buhari.
How can someone describe or liken the country's number two citizen as an Ice cream seller?
Is this not a slap and an insult even to Nigeria?
what do u want them to do
Sometimes trying to prove you're d best is an insult
Ooh or u expect osinbajo to come to d press and start attacking him too?
It seems you dont know what maturity is all about

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Nairaland / General / Re: About Itel P38 by Mastakija(m): 12:48pm On Jun 03, 2022
2gb ram?
What type of playing is this
Celebrities / Re: I’m Broke”-bobrisky Shows Off Jaw Dropping Bank Account Amount by Mastakija(m): 12:40pm On Jun 03, 2022
Another idea to show off

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Politics / Re: Borno 2023: You Are A Nobody – Zulum Replies PDP Governorship Candidate by Mastakija(m): 12:16pm On Jun 03, 2022
Thats their problem

Portrait dey o my people

Below are the costs
And sample
D:12x16 =16k
E: 16X20 =20K
F: 20X24 = 27K
G: 24X30 =36K

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Politics / Re: Borno 2023: You Are A Nobody – Zulum Replies PDP Governorship Candidate by Mastakija(m): 12:12pm On Jun 03, 2022
Make una no vex o wetin i won talk no concern this topic grin
Bhet why olamide dress like poor man to advertise itel angry

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Celebrities / Re: Shakira Files For Divorce After She Caught Pique Cheating by Mastakija(m): 12:09pm On Jun 03, 2022
Shaminamina eh eh shamanamana hey hey hey
Shaminamina shakirakira its time for africa

Fashion / Re: See The Foot Wear I Brought For 8K (pic) by Mastakija(m): 12:00pm On Jun 03, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
I brought this foot wear at 8K

(bick running)
bhet u cannot use dat 8k add money join buy better phone

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Politics / Re: 2023: Islamic Clerics Urge Nigerians To Vote For ‘healthy, Honest’ Osinbajo by Mastakija(m): 3:01pm On May 31, 2022
angry
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me What Should I Do by Mastakija(m): 2:06pm On May 30, 2022
Shalommy:
If your girlfriend cheat on you, just do 14days fasting and prayer. She'll change. Chaii cool

Education / Re: How I Fvcked My Principal by Mastakija(m): 11:39am On May 30, 2022
cushxene:
Well it was one of this days when i was
walking down the hall way to submit my
project to my teacher in the staff room i
passed the principals office and hard a
wierd noise......
i peeped in and saw her naked rubbing the
vibrator on her wët p***y damn i was about
to leave wen she spotted me and called me
back i walked in and coverd my eyes she
laughed and told me to lock the door behind
me.
I did that and she came over to me with her
big bôōbs bouncing.
To her every step she smiled at me and said
"i know u want it"
Dat was like a spell to me cos i went hard
immediately as she started losing down my
belt.......
chaiii see how u guys concentrated to the
story but if i was preaching the word of God
you could have kept scrolling
just take a few second of your time to type
"GOD FORGIVE ME ALL MY SINs"
look at d level of ur hypocrisy
Whats the difference between u and us
Its just like using pepper to clean of oboliki from someone's eyes
Politics / Re: NBA President Olumide Akpata Showcases Beautiful Dancesteps In New Video (vid) by Mastakija(m): 11:32am On May 30, 2022
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Education / Re: Plastic Bottle Of Guinness Malt On Contains Stout. by Mastakija(m): 8:36pm On May 28, 2022
Leemao grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Mastakija(m): 1:18am On May 24, 2022
Am i d only one downloading those gifs

Politics / Re: Photo: Osinbajo Shakes Hand with Osun Delegates Wearing Tinubu Logo. by Mastakija(m): 9:12pm On May 20, 2022
Leemao
Education / Re: Why Am I Receiving Hundreds Of Friends Request On Facebook? by Mastakija(m): 9:47am On May 19, 2022
judatech:
I don tire to receive friend request...why the sudden surge in request...
And i no do giveaway grin
u b girl?
Education / Re: Level 300 Student Bitten In The Testicles By A Snake by Mastakija(m): 11:33am On May 14, 2022
The guy balls must have been really Dry and it was prolly dropping down for d snake to have gone for it instead of his anusgrin
Celebrities / Re: Lady Smashes Birthday Cake In Boyfriend’s Face Not Knowing What Was In The Cake. by Mastakija(m): 3:36pm On May 11, 2022
Na skit
I've watched it since 1897
D ending doesn't make any sense
Events / Re: Angry Groom Storms Out Of His Wedding After Guests Sprayed Him N50 (Video) by Mastakija(m): 2:20pm On May 04, 2022
My guy one turn wedding to investment grin
plan no work e dey vex grin
How much was e expecting ppl to spray him dollars? grin
Wahala for who dey spray money for this hardship
Phones / Re: MTN So Generous. I Don't Think I Can Finish This Free Data Anytime Soon. by Mastakija(m): 3:47pm On May 01, 2022
Nawa o See comments grin
if to say nairaland freebasics no dey see pictures
naso una go dey deceive ppl wey dey use freemode

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Politics / Re: MURIC: By Not Voting, You've Already Voted For Muslim Haters, Bad Leaders by Mastakija(m): 3:38pm On May 01, 2022
What is this one saying

Anyways we can draw u anyhow u want grin
Check my signature if ya interested
Below are one of our works

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Family / Re: The Worst Has Happened! She Threw Me Out Because I Refused To Join Their Fetishe by Mastakija(m): 10:36am On Apr 30, 2022
Who are u to dat woman
Family / Re: Feel Like Sharing My Wilderness Experience To See If Ill Get A Little Relief Hmm by Mastakija(m): 10:41pm On Apr 29, 2022
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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Pulls Stunt For Publicity:denies Having A Second Wife by Mastakija(m): 10:37pm On Apr 29, 2022
Eusp:
Yul Edochie's father has come out openly to reveal the truth behind his son's plans for a second wife.. Here is a screen shot of his statement.
goan rest

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress, Chinedu Bernard Is Dead by Mastakija(m): 10:06pm On Apr 29, 2022
chatinent:
So bad. Living should be added to my CV asap.
what happens when u die?

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Hosts Members Of Diplomatic Corps In Aso Rock by Mastakija(m): 11:09pm On Apr 28, 2022
Wetin conson me with all these one


Pls patronise us by getting ur pencil portrait
Romance / Re: Who Can Guess Where I Took This Picture? (pics) by Mastakija(m): 11:04pm On Apr 28, 2022
D way u do neck like person when one die

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