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Romance / Re: Mary Magdalene: Woman With 'world's Fattest Vagina' Identifies As Male by Mastakija(m): 5:29pm On Feb 23, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Seriously he looks cute..I hope he is happy the way he is now.. cheesy kiss kiss

I wish most men can come out this way..cute male transgender.. cheesy
you're perverting feminism on this forum

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Romance / Re: Tennessee Woman Had S3x With 9 High School Students In Exchange For Vape Pens by Mastakija(m): 3:26pm On Feb 22, 2022
Goldbw122:
What is a vape pen?
i was abt asking dat too grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mastakija(m): 3:22pm On Feb 22, 2022
Haakeem:
rubbish! Masturbating is worse, fornicating is worstest azin nt worster o, worstest!
no sin is worse
All sins are thesame
Its just d way we humman view them

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Politics / Re: Hon Cy Ibeabuchi Declares To Represent The Good People Of Dunukofia In Ashoa by Mastakija(m): 1:08am On Feb 21, 2022
Tani n je dunukofia

Celebrities / Re: Hustle O, See The Crazy Mansions Naija Celebs Own In Banana Island (PHOTOS) by Mastakija(m): 6:32pm On Feb 20, 2022
Mtcheew
Na una dey cus make ppl dey do ritual
Politics / Re: A Short Igbo Appreciation Thread by Mastakija(m): 10:55pm On Feb 18, 2022
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Politics / Re: Tijani Aliyu Booed During Presentation Of Certificates To FCT Council Chairmen by Mastakija(m): 10:51pm On Feb 18, 2022
Awon minister of failure

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Career / Re: An Aviator And A Nairalanda Is Celebrating His Birthday Today by Mastakija(m): 1:13am On Feb 18, 2022
Mide3367:
Happy birthday to me.. I thank God for how far he has brought me in the course of my aircraft maintenance engineering course so far..
omo congrats comrade
To dey fly holocupta no b easy thing o
Ivin for GTA cheesy grin

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Education / Re: The Day India Beat Nigeria 99-1 In World Cup by Mastakija(m): 6:18pm On Feb 17, 2022
spartan117:

Go and check the dark web tongue
really??
Where
Romance / Re: Bro Code: How Do I Report This Guy To His Manager? (Screenshot) by Mastakija(m): 1:45am On Feb 17, 2022
Cousin9999:
This doesn't necessarily hurt business.

If he would have told her, the result could've been:

1. The guy never brings women there again.
2. The guy makes a single expensive purchase and never returns.
3. The guy tells his friends about it, and those friends don't go there.

Instead:
1. The guy brings more women.
2. The guy tells his friends who start going there.
3. The waiters realize that customers like this, and more start responding to customer cues.
exactly

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Education / Re: Mr Macaroni On ASUU Strike: Nigerian Students Deserve Better by Mastakija(m): 4:04pm On Feb 15, 2022
Na why dis guy go private uni

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Romance / Re: See What was Discovered In Hushpuppi's Apartment. by Mastakija(m): 10:43pm On Feb 14, 2022
[quote author=Karemarealty288 post=110210023][/quote] how do u guys even do this thing
Like the green quote around this texts without even writing anything under or on top
Im curious
Crime / Re: Lady Cries As She Discovers Her Boyfriend Has Used Her For Ritual (Video, Pix) by Mastakija(m): 12:55am On Feb 14, 2022
Everything to chase clout

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Politics / Re: Porthacourt Is The Most Beautiful City In The World no doubt by Mastakija(m): 12:39pm On Feb 13, 2022
I dont understand though
Celebrities / Re: Zazoo Crooner, Portable Buys His Dad A Car Worth N3million (video) by Mastakija(m): 2:04pm On Feb 09, 2022
Him papa even fyn pass am

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Education / Re: Parallel Universe: Man Detained At Tokyo Airport After Presenting Original Pass. by Mastakija(m): 7:46pm On Feb 08, 2022
Education / Re: Teacher Arrested For Pulling 12-year-old Student’s Hair (Photo) by Mastakija(m): 10:44pm On Feb 07, 2022
Pls dont tell me thats d 12 years old girl shocked

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Politics / Re: Why Do Kogi People Hate Being Called Yoruba People. by Mastakija(m): 10:33pm On Feb 07, 2022
ResidentSnitch:

From your comment, your signature should read 'too dumb to be intelligent.' Your sentence construction and spellings are appalling.
suit yourself
Politics / Re: Igboland Has More Land Than Japan (see Facts) by Mastakija(m): 7:09pm On Feb 07, 2022
Babalegba:
But do they have the same culture, integrity and self control that Japan is well known for.

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Politics / Re: Why Do Kogi People Hate Being Called Yoruba People. by Mastakija(m): 7:01pm On Feb 07, 2022
kollinzgee:
I have never met a kogi man that has ever accepted to be yorubs,even if he bears a Yoruba name when I was in one polytechnic i was friends with one onyidamola from yagba, one day I called her yoruba girl omo she said God forbid and nearly shook hand for my eyes and gave me serious warning.. shocked since that day I respect myself,I have many such stories too but I wouldn't list them all here.
shutup im kongi and ijebu
And im proud to b yoruba

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Romance / Re: This Woman And Her Husband Are Fraudsters! by Mastakija(m): 7:00pm On Feb 07, 2022
Family business grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Have U Guys Seen Ghana's Own Nairaland Forum?(pictures) by Mastakija(m): 3:06pm On Feb 07, 2022
Igbodicool:
At least Ghanaians love themselves unlike the British Empire whose only uniting factor is hatred against Biafra and Igbo.

Their own will be a place of joy, peace and brotherhood unlike nairaland that promotes hatred against Igbo nation.

Until Nigeria embrace love they're going nowhere.
my brother u sound like a Ghanaian or an ipob grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Have U Guys Seen Ghana's Own Nairaland Forum?(pictures) by Mastakija(m): 3:05pm On Feb 07, 2022
Ajeh Na naija ppl full dat place grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Have U Guys Seen Ghana's Own Nairaland Forum?(pictures) by Mastakija(m): 2:50pm On Feb 07, 2022
Nbotee:
Copy copy
u no hear wetin shatta wale talk? grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Have U Guys Seen Ghana's Own Nairaland Forum?(pictures) by Mastakija(m): 2:47pm On Feb 07, 2022
I had to create my own account to see how their emojis will look
But behold na nairaland emojis dey there too grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Have U Guys Seen Ghana's Own Nairaland Forum?(pictures) by Mastakija(m): 2:45pm On Feb 07, 2022
At a point i start to think maybe seun owns the forum grin

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Jokes Etc / Have U Guys Seen Ghana's Own Nairaland Forum?(pictures) by Mastakija(m): 2:42pm On Feb 07, 2022
Lmao its exactly like nairaland grin

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Programming / Re: Coders, How Long Do Your Laptop Batteries Last? by Mastakija(m): 2:30pm On Feb 07, 2022
Deen100855:
Ghanaians got it right with the idea of a forum
u guys couldn't even come up with a better idea than to copy 98% of nairaland forum grin

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Sports / Re: Senegaleses Celebrate Wining AFCON In The Streets Of Harlem, New York(video) by Mastakija(m): 12:00pm On Feb 07, 2022
cheesy
Romance / Re: I'm Literally Done With People. (pictures) by Mastakija(m): 1:50am On Feb 05, 2022
So u mean u have contacts of over 500 idiots in ur list?

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