Christianity Etc › Re: Man Sent Out Of Palm Sunday Mass In Delta State by mastermaestro(m): 7:19pm On Apr 14, 2019 |
udemzyudex: You're the one saying nonsense mister.
Every field have the terms they use.
Doctors, engineers etc have the kind of words they use that is only related to their own field.
For the church the use the word preaching, does your teacher preach? Naa he teach.
When we talk about winning souls for christ, what does the preacher does? Tell people the wonders of God and how he will save them, what does a marketer does?
Tell people the important of a product and how it will be of benefit to them.
So if you understand good for you, if you still don't, your funeral 1diot. You are a bad learner and I can't help you. But never put GOD'S Word and marketing together! Be warned! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Sent Out Of Palm Sunday Mass In Delta State by mastermaestro(m): 7:10pm On Apr 14, 2019 |
udemzyudex: Where in the post did the op said the priest ask him to change his seat or leave?
You people will just twist words to suit yourself. The man maybe wrong for not following instructions but if the priest knows how to communicate with human, telling him to leave before he continues the mass shouldn't have been an option.
I think preist, pastors should also learn how to communicate with people, you're not doing them a favour, you're marketing the word of God to this people, you want to win souls for God, same thing good marketers do, they have good communication skills.
The priest lack one. The Word of GOD is not a product that you market. Please correct the nonsense you wrote up there. The Word is preached, simple! If you heed, good for you. If you don't, your funeral. Don't support insolence. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Sent Out Of Palm Sunday Mass In Delta State by mastermaestro(m): 7:06pm On Apr 14, 2019 |
moscobabs: See this:
His phone rang in church by accident during prayers.
The Pastor scolded him.
The worshippers admonished him after prayers for interrupting.
His wife kept on lecturing on his carelessness all the way home.
His co-vineyard workers shook their heads in disgust
You could see the shame, embarrassment and humiliation on his face.
He never stepped foot in the church again.
That evening, he went to a bar.
He was still nervous and trembling.
He spilled his drink on the table, bottle falls by accident and it splashed on some people.
Those it touched rushed towards him. He closed his eyes expecting bashing of words or slaps.
Instead they cared to know if he didn’t get a cut from the broken bottle.
The waiter apologized and gave him a napkin to clean himself.
The janitor mopped the floor.
The female manager offered him a complimentary drink.
She also gave him a huge hug and a peck while saying, "Don't worry man. Who doesn't make mistakes?"
He has not stopped going to that bar since then.
#Lesson
Sometimes our attitude as believers drives souls to Hell.
You can make a difference by how you treat people especially when they make mistakes.
* IF you cannot be a bridge to connect people, then do not be a wall to separate them.
* IF you cannot be a light to brighten people's good deeds then do not be darkness covering their efforts.
* IF you cannot be water to help people's crops sprout, then do not be a pest destroying their crops.
* IF you cannot be a vaccine to give life, do not be a virus to terminate it.
* IF you cannot be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, then try to be a nice eraser to remove their sadness.
We can always be each others keeper, let us resolve to heal the world and make it a better place. Yes, we can. All this doting epistle you wrote here is what the devil wants for the church. The church is a place of rebuke and discipline plus love. If anyone leaves church because of a simple correction, then it is his choice if he ends with satan his master in hell. The church cannot bow to the looseness that this new generation clamour for. They either bend and be a part, or break off and be doomed. Say no to bullying the church!!!!!! |
Celebrities › Re: Ebere Larry Ebere Dies After Accident (photos) by mastermaestro(m): 9:02pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
babzo: Maybe oga don cash out Fact! |
Celebrities › Re: Ebere Larry Ebere Dies After Accident (photos) by mastermaestro(m): 8:44pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
chiedozie198100: exactly my point.
and i'm begining to suspect seun does not own nairaland anymore, cos i remember back then when he was very particular about proper conduct. You are right about the ownership aspect. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Dance To Welcome Bishop Oyedepo To Omu Aran In Kwara by mastermaestro(m): 11:14am On Apr 12, 2019 |
Denikayan: C.E.O of Winners Chapel Group of Companies Mockery is sports to idiots. Don't be one. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Janet Olukoya Is Dead! Daniel Olukoya's Mother Dies by mastermaestro(m): 11:57am On Apr 10, 2019 |
dskenky: MFM Ministries is a full gospel ministry devoted to the Revival of Apostolic Signs, Holy Ghost fireworks and the unlimited demonstration of the power of God to deliver to the uttermost. May her soul rest in peace.
MFM is an end-time church where we build an aggressive end-time army for the Lord What is an [b]end-time [/b]church? An end-time church is a church where a sinner enters with two options: he either repents or does not come back, contrary to the present day church where sinners are comfortable and find things so easy and convenient You started well and ended with the usual self-righteousness conclusion. Hey, there is no Christian assembly of human beings where there are no sinners, evil messengers or human devils. So please stop this talk about entering mfm and not coming back because he or she is a sinner. There are witches, wizards, marine agents, occultists who are 'worshipping' comfortably in mfm all over the place. The church and the world will never be free of sinners and evil messengers until JESUS returns. That you can't spot them doesn't tell that they aren't resident there. |
Nairaland General › Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by mastermaestro(m): 11:48am On Apr 10, 2019 |
GreatResearcher: Fvck Jesus Christ, Fvck Mohammed, Fvck God, Fvck Allah, Fvck Jah. Every senseless word you say now will count against you when your journey here on earth is over. You have no idea what you are preparing yourself for. I weep for your soul who will bear the brunt of your bodily transgressions. |
Nairaland General › Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by mastermaestro(m): 10:27am On Apr 10, 2019 |
Nobodyperson: I will rename myself as Jesus then proceed to grow alot of hair. Buy bleaching cream and walk into the church in robes. The gullible Christians will bow before my feet and worship me. Be careful brother. There are jokes taken too far. This is one of such. |
Crime › Re: 20 Killed In Fresh Kajuru Attack In Kaduna by mastermaestro(m): 2:25pm On Apr 09, 2019 |
mujaya1: fake news, nairaland and there hungry blogger are like hell and fire, christian bokoharam, the want to cristinize southern kaduna by allocaiting more land to the christian, few year to come they will start demanding southern kaduna state, we know your agenda. They will have their own state. Just a matter of time. |
Crime › Re: Nigerians Butchered In Malaysia Cult Clash (Disturbing Photos) by mastermaestro(m): 10:50pm On Apr 08, 2019 |
Yankee101: Exported lawlessness It is actually exported foolishness.  |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Hospitalized As Her Boyfriend Ditches Her To Marry Another by mastermaestro(m): 11:12pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
hesilo: Even the below 5% that get married 3/4 used jazz. You said it all bro. She was a snake who was waiting to bite if the guy mumuishly married her. She didn't know she was with a smart dude. All the shit she typed was just to draw public sympathy. Most women of nowadays are sick in the head when the sun is up and get to their wellness wen it's almost set/dark...go to instagram today and see what our sisters are doing there, tomorrow they will have sense and look for who to sell bad and finished market to. I wish i knew the guy. He deserves some accolades for not falling to the cheap blackmail. Olosho dey form love  Dude, the "jazz" stuff is the real deal. That's how they enchant guys to the altar before taking them home to slaughter. |
Agriculture › Re: Reasons Why Youth Should Choose Agriculture by mastermaestro(m): 12:01am On Apr 06, 2019 |
Okuda: tech is ruling the world naija still dey find agriculture wey be old school something as catalyst to push the country forward. i no blame una. when na the only thig una papa Buhari sabi Waited very long to see someone look in this direction. Tech rules the world now. Even the agriculture itself needs technology to transform and boost it. |
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Behind My Predicament - Rochas Okorocha After Meeting Buhari by mastermaestro(m): 9:55pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
nickxtra: Gbam. Rochas no know say Oshiomole don retire many stronger and better politicians. Oshiobaba don fight Obj; Oshiobaba retired the feared Tony Anenih, Tom Ikimi, Saraki and others from active politics. Oshiomole may be smallish, but his mind is big Good you know that dude. The guy has the brain of a tortoise and the heart of a lion. I respect him for these two things. Many people don't know much about Oshiomhole. The dude hardly accepts status quo. He always comes with his own template.  Most of his political casualties will be wishing they had stuck to Oyegun.  I like him though. |
Jokes Etc › Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by mastermaestro(m): 11:38am On Apr 01, 2019 |
chival: A few years ago in school. I returned to the hostel and a friend met me downstairs with the news that one of our friends had bought a ride. I believed it and she yelled April Fools. Later the same day I got info that a friend of ours had died in an accident. I laughed it off and was sure it was another prank but alas it was true. I. E was gone forever. Hated April Fools Day for a long time after this. The real incident sounds really perplexing. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Malaysian Police Storm An RCCG Church, Arrest Many Nigerians by mastermaestro(m): 6:25pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Truefaith: What 'gospel' is the RCCG preaching in Malaysia?
Of course the 'gospel' of greed, covetousness and avarice,
Of saying it and 'claiming' it, even if it is not the will of God,
Of commanding God,
And speaking incantations and calling it 'tongues',
Of total disregard to the words of God in the Bible.
Satan has never been able to evolve a worse 'gospel'.
https://www.thetruechristianfaith.com/2017/07/01/enoch-adeboye-the-fortune-teller/ It is impossible that you are mentally balanced. |
Romance › Re: Some Amazing Facts About Porn by mastermaestro(m): 10:49pm On Mar 28, 2019 |
Raydos: It has really affected so many lives negatively even me!
I used to be a very handsome boy, but since I started watching porn, then I began to masturbate, then from their I began to lose my handsomeness, I have a very unhealthy face, like my cheek has shrunk, coupled with low self esteem!!
I don't even understand my life anymore!! Confide in a trusted qualified Christian counsellor for help. Talking to someone about it is the first effective step to breaking free successfully. You can be free! Seek help! |
Romance › Re: Some Amazing Facts About Porn by mastermaestro(m): 10:45pm On Mar 28, 2019 |
Goddys: I rather watch porn and masturbate than defile myself with different girls with different demons in them. People don't know what transpire in the spirit realm during sex. It's better I remain with my own demon than share others' demons with them.
The only way I will ever stop masturbation is marriage It doesn't automatically stop when you are married. Please don't be deceived. I had a married man in counselling who couldn't win the battle of masturbation nearly ten years into marriage. So don't let the devil deceive you, my guy. Start your journey to quitting now! |
Sports › Re: Neymar In Talks With PSG Over New Contract by mastermaestro(m): 12:34am On Mar 26, 2019 |
seborrhic: In your village or town? Neymar is already 27 if you don't know. He has just 1 more world cup and at most 3 years at the top flight before whispers start filtering in of him returning to Flamengo,Fluminense or whatever his old club was,to wind down his career. Agreed he is now enormously rich,but is likely not ever going to smell the balon Door,another champions league or the world cup. So which Goat are u talking about? Perhaps the grass eating type.
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Sports › Re: Messi Leaves Argentina Team After 3-1 Defeat To Venezuela by mastermaestro(m): 11:07am On Mar 23, 2019 |
Jokerman: Lolsss.... FIFA should allow Messi wear Barcelona shirt when playing for Argentina  
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Politics › Re: Obasanjo Earns N40,000 As NOUN Lecturer —VC by mastermaestro(m): 2:20pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
omokiri5: g What's with this Lion nonsense? You want to turn to another Richdad. You guys should find good jobs. Seun is not paying you for laying seige on every frontpage topic Each time I see that poo I just want to puke. I think it has a lot to do with low self-esteem.  |
Family › Re: If You Were Once An Introvert How Did You Change? by mastermaestro(m): 1:35am On Mar 20, 2019 |
CapedBaldy: I think I do Quit the worry. I started out as an extrovert from primary to secondary school. But at the twilight of my secondary school days I began to study more, and somehow I started leading a quiet life, guarding my space and being alone. This I am sure is your true personality. But I also think (could be wrong) that you have a problem with self-confidence. Your inability to ignite a chat when you want to has little to do with being an introvert. I don't make plenty of noise. I can live in a place for years without making a close friend. But I can also walk up to anyone and start a conversation with them. Are you worried about something? I am quite sure that your confidence is suffering from social or emotional bruises. Get over that thing! You will be okay. |
Romance › Re: Using Seducing Spirit To Marry Part 2 by mastermaestro(m): 10:58pm On Mar 17, 2019 |
Nice exposition. |
Sports › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Barcelona: Liga Iberdola Women Match 0 - 2 (Full Time) by mastermaestro(m): 2:55pm On Mar 17, 2019 |
KendrickAyomide: female club football? sorry I'll rather watch rabbits make love
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Citronnelli Delivers Lady From MouthAction Demon. See Reactions by mastermaestro(m): 11:09pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
Offpoint: There are thousands of demons out there for the pastor to cast out, na harmless BJ demon him cast out. 
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Family › Re: Pls Time To Remember Our Old Fellow Nairalanders by mastermaestro(m): 8:13pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
Where is searching4love? |
Romance › Re: Benin by mastermaestro(m): 7:58pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
How much do you love yourself? Start from there. |
Romance › Re: Where Do I Find Ashawo Brothels Near Unizik Awka? by mastermaestro(m): 7:57pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: . by mastermaestro(m): 10:56pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
highcollide: I'll Bleep a mad woman's brain out for $100,000....
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Romance › Re: . by mastermaestro(m): 10:55pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
SaucyBenks: just jell for one side bro... That one bno be case, trust me. You want to pay to give your soul away? I am not sure you know what you are into.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by mastermaestro(m): 1:35pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
Starman007: Barça =Uefalona, Fifalona, Reflona Man Utd =Ferguson king of Ojoro world wide... it's the battle of the Ojoros..... Maybe we might see two referees on the pitch... one for Barça one for Man Utd....
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