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NYSC › Re: Would Any State In Nigeria Make You Cry If You Were Posted There For NYSC? by mastermaestro(m): 2:04pm On Jan 10, 2018
NaoSlay:


What people don't understand is the best place to serve in Nigeria is the north especially the far north.

I was posted these during my youth service, the way I was treated, I felt like I was on top of the world..
The experience is great, they are very friendly especially the Fulanis.

The north are very friendly unlike how the media tend them to be in bad light.

The experience of serving in the north is far better than the south.

Ask any one that served in the north.

Nothing sweeter than that.
Simple fact.
Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari To Be Transferred To German Hospital Over Brain Injury (Photo) by mastermaestro(m): 1:22pm On Jan 10, 2018
pedestal82:
Hope this guys life is not the hidden charges the sharmans collected for healing bubu! ��
Deep, smart thinking. Knowledge truly belongs to those who task the mind. cool

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by mastermaestro(m): 12:43am On Jan 10, 2018
Burmababe:
He used jeeeez which is not the same as Jesus
Can people actually have a little fun without looking for fault every time angry
What preposterous fun? What daft fun are you talking about? Why did he not use the first letters of his surname to sweeten his drab jokes? Or you could have lent him yours, kind girl. The Blood of JESUS is not an instrument for idiotic jokes and foolish fun. Look for something else that has no eternal or supernatural value. How can one bastard wake up and start using the very price that was paid for Christian salvation as joke? Isn't it stupid? Better don't quote me again with your lame defense!

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by mastermaestro(m): 12:34am On Jan 10, 2018
ademasta:
Fanaticism is killing! How sure are you the Op(I, myself) intended calling "Jesus"? Does Jeeeez mean Jesus? Could "Jeeez" not have meant Jezebel in the first place? And look at the picture very well it is as real as you, yourself. It wasn't nollywood, it happened for real and almost all the newspapers in Nigeria said about a pastor ordering the couple to place their hands on each other's private part for sanctification. The picture went viral...

So if you wanna be a fanatic, you are free to be. Who am I to stop you?

But next time, watch well before you cross some lanes.

Best regards.
Shut up! Why not use the first few letters of your biological father's name for such rubbish? I am not a docile Christian like many are. I am a defender of the Gospel! I won't see idiocy and turn a blind eye. Be warned!

Events › Re: Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember by mastermaestro(m): 7:43pm On Jan 09, 2018
ademasta:
12. When they start all those ‘special prayers’ for the well-being of your future family.

Then the pastor praying go be like: My Father, My Lord…we cover this bosom and this prick with the special blood of Jeeeeez
I know you probably aren't a Christian. That's why it sounds funny to use the Blood in such blasphemous manner. Everything isn't a joke! The Blood of JESUS should never be used in anything as stupid as this. Be warned so you don't destroy your career/destiny even before it starts.

Fashion › Re: Would You Rock This Scary Jacket With Mouth, Teeth, Tongue? (Photo) by mastermaestro(m): 8:28pm On Jan 08, 2018
Demonic fashion! Thunder will fire anyone who comes close me in that satanic dress! The world is truly dark and full of walking devils.
Fashion › Re: Would You Rock This Scary Jacket With Mouth, Teeth, Tongue? (Photo) by mastermaestro(m): 8:26pm On Jan 08, 2018
GoldenJAT:
I go even wear am go church!!
I will personally bundle you out of the church hall. Devil!!!!!!

Sports › Re: Barcelona Signs Philippe Coutinho From Liverpool For £142 Million by mastermaestro(m): 3:18pm On Jan 07, 2018
phoenixthefirst:
It is a misconception to suggest that Brazilian players don't thrive at Barça. Ronaldinho is a Brazilian and he thrived in Barça. Neymar thrived too.
I have no idea where that rubbish idea emanated from. Neymar got to his peak at Barca. Messi sacrificed a lot of personal glory in form of goal-scoring chances for Neymar in order to integrate him quickly into the team as well as convince him that he was his heir apparent, the same favour he had previously received from Ronaldinho. But what did Barca get? Betrayal! Messi's goals dropped throughout Neymar's stay because he wanted the pampered ingrate to feel good at the club. Yet some liars would have the guts to spill rubbish about how Barca hates Brazillians. It's disgusting! angry angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Cope With Gossip Housewives As Neigbhours Being A Bachelor? by mastermaestro(m): 12:55am On Jan 03, 2018
1Sharon:
The same way ppl gossip about others to you is the same way they will gossip about you when you aren't there.

When they see you, they smile and act like everything is cool. Beware.

I can't help but look down on ppl who gossip 24/7. I see them as simpletons

They always have something to say about EVEYBODY
I detest gossips, exactly why I am very elusive. You would have to sweat it out to get me to stand or sit down for any informal gist around my area. Even greetings, I reply scantily with little attention. I just don't want anyone making me a judge over others, or feeding my mind with stories about nonexistent enemies.
Family › Re: I'm Ready To Get Married But My Father Wants Me To Build First by mastermaestro(m): 7:31pm On Jan 02, 2018
emonkey:
Listen to your father. Once you start having children,and start paying school fees, building becomes a problem.
There are adversities in marriage. You could lose your job. In your own house no landlord will come and chase you under the bed when you can't find money to pay the rent. Don't listen to all these women giving you funny advices; when push comes to shove they will take to their heels leaving you stranded. Listen to your father's advice on this one or at least consider it very seriously by starting the house first. Good luck with your marriage.
Go back and read the guy's story before coming back to type something relevant. The selfish father isn't asking him to build a house where he would reside with his wife when they tie the knot. The selfish father simply wants a fantasy retirement home for himself in a village where this dude cannot move to unless he is done with life like his father. This isn't a bad desire but it is a devious, self-centered request seeing that the young single dude is frantically planning to get married in no time. Understood?
Christianity Etc › Re: My Wife Gave Her December Salary As Seed To Rev. Father Without My Knowledge by mastermaestro(m): 6:53pm On Jan 02, 2018
AnodaIT:
It's a bad precedent
We must never allow emotional or religious sentiments obstruct clear Bible teachings

In Ephesians 5:23, the Bible clearly states the order of hierarchy : Christ > husband > wife, therefore whatever the Priest who is representing Christ is due, it must be through the husband

Vs 24 explicitly states that wife must be submit to the husband in EVERYTHING

Therefore as a woman, you must understand this when accepting your husband. Be sure that his beliefs are yours cos you must be subject to them

The priest to accept this offer without representation by the husband is wrong. My pastor doesn't collect any gift from a married woman, you must come with your husband and it doesn't matter whether the husband is a member of that particular church or not
I find your last assertion stupid and your pastor very ignorant. Absolute nonsense! Hey! Women are neither mere objects nor slaves. I sincerely wonder what your pastor teaches about marriage. Toxic teachings!
Phones › Re: The End Of Globacom In Benin Republic by mastermaestro(m): 2:48pm On Jan 02, 2018
Chevronstaff:
GLO will just be deducting someone's airtime anyhow...They have signed the whole celebs in Nigeria . And their network is the most useless still
I had thought I could mix up the mobile networks that I use, but I was wrong. I got a glo sim to support my MTN lines. What do I get in return? Deductions upon deductions. They have exhausted the airtime on my glo line through dubious unannounced deductions. I have decided to break and throw the glo sim away. Right now, I don't mind having a million Mtn lines so long as they keep giving me the perfect and clean services I expect of them.
Family › Re: Nigerian Mum’s Reaction To Son’s Dreadlocks (Photos) by mastermaestro(m): 10:38pm On Jan 01, 2018
SnakeXenzia:
hustle and dump your blackberry curve2 . cheesy
Hustle by mining your head? Fraud, prostitution, and other dubious ventures are today termed hustle. Let her live within her modest means in peace instead of trying to push her to do nonsense in the name of hustle.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye's Prophecies For 2018 by mastermaestro(m): 1:22pm On Jan 01, 2018
Alki:
After you have sense

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye's Prophecies For 2018 by mastermaestro(m): 9:21am On Jan 01, 2018
Alki:
So Adeboye is also a murderer, kaii I thought he was only a scammer/con-man shocked

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye's Prophecies For 2018 by mastermaestro(m): 9:19am On Jan 01, 2018
twosquare:
That last prophecy is true.... Just that:

Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand. (Daniel 12:10)

Just as it is happening on this thread ... Many are carried away with those natural prophecies that they fail to note the spiritual!
Absolutely correct. The end has started counting but many aren't worried about their souls, only their bellies and flesh. May GOD'S mercy help us through in JESUS' name.
Celebrities › Re: Teasar Lengoma, Cancer Patient Wants To See Wizkid, D'banj, Davido, Banky W by mastermaestro(m): 6:35pm On Dec 31, 2017
gypsey:
were is heaven?
Your blindness will eventually give way when death takes you out of this plane on to another. Heaven is real, don't let anyone deceive you otherwise.
Celebrities › Re: Teasar Lengoma, Cancer Patient Wants To See Wizkid, D'banj, Davido, Banky W by mastermaestro(m): 6:32pm On Dec 31, 2017
lofty900:
Instead of wishing for God's mercy and pray to enter heaven u r here wishing to see people that will kuku give express visa to hell
You need to see how disgusted I am at his empty foolish wishes. Lusting after vain things while gasping for his last breath? Shameful! angry I don't blame him, I blame those who brought him up to value vanity more than eternity. angry angry He is eternally lost!
Politics › Re: Buhari's Appointments: Death Toll Rises To Eight by mastermaestro(m): 3:21pm On Dec 31, 2017
KehnnyCares:
This is getting messier. I don't want to regret my decision for voting for Buhari

It will be really painful and sadden hearted, I lost my two paying jobs cos of this man and I'm still having a positive thoughts about his administration. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry embarassed
You are under a spell.

Politics › Re: Buhari's Appointments: Death Toll Rises To Eight by mastermaestro(m): 3:18pm On Dec 31, 2017
3millionia:
President of the dead grin
grin grin grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Want To Join The Nigerian Army ,but I have questions by mastermaestro(m): 3:13pm On Dec 31, 2017
Kennedy767:
my bro u mean u don't read news?... OK lets assume u read news,those bombs bombs bombs & beheading beheading u c in the news paper/socia media about Boko haram.so u tink is Hollywood or Nollywood?....I tink is ur village people that is remoting u or u are just one of those mere ATTENTION SEEKER?...c let me tell u..u only live ONCE.....c there is this proverb in PIDGIN ENGLISH: NA SLEEP THEM THEY USE THEY TRY DEATH...my imidiete elder sister husband is a warrant officer in NIGERIA ARMY but now as I am commenting on this ur IGNORANT POST... he is in Maiduguri... we pray for him nite n day....b wise
Please don't be offended. Just permit me to laugh. grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by mastermaestro(m): 2:33pm On Dec 31, 2017
Maiconyoung:
Ur comment make me to begin to wonder if pep's "overwhelming" shadow was nt around last season or his ability to covert raw materials into finished talent went AWOL last season. U shud have said, he strenghtened his squad while the likes of Chelsea and Arsenal even Tottenham didn't. But for liverpool, their defence is being amended. Talk abt united, its same story. Come to thnk of it, can u recall how many managers dat have been sacked dis season in EPL?? Dat shud tell u dat d teams never really strenghtened, and wen City did they are enjoying it not Pep's philosophy or wateva cos I know dat dis City can't stand d wrath of Bayern dat is at full strenght now (cos both of dem are at full strenght).
Accept Pep's lordship over your league now or ...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by mastermaestro(m): 2:30pm On Dec 31, 2017
Gwan2:
Shut up nigga, don't be an ignoramus. Where was Pep last season that Conte won the league. He wasn't even second place. Every season has its dynamics, this season Pep boys have been superb, so is easier to say city will win the league...although is not even 100% assured. One thing I promise you, quote me anywhere...It will not be as easy as it is next season for Pep. So don't come here and yan dust ok.
English fan boys. grin grin The Spaniard is here to leave you folks demented and miserable. grin grin Do the needful. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by mastermaestro(m): 12:34pm On Dec 31, 2017
osazsky:
city for life, any were pep goes I go,barca,and city
They said Pep succeeded at Barca because he had Messi, then he went to Bayern and dominated German league. They said he was succeeding there because the league was very weak. Now he is in the League that has an overblown reputation for being the strongest and best in the world. What has Pep made of all the teams? cheesy cheesy Double digit lead over all the supposedly big four. cheesy cheesy

Simply put, Pep has demystified the Premier League with his matchless brilliance and ability to refine raw talents. grin grin

Conte, Klopp, Mourinho, Wenger are gasping for air in Pep's overwhelming shadow. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by mastermaestro(m): 12:22pm On Dec 31, 2017
Maiconyoung:
the 2nd spot is not d issue my bro, d point gap needs to close.
Man, you are damn right. The points gap makes others look like mediocre teams. It's way too wide!
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Christmas Meme by mastermaestro(m): 11:44pm On Dec 29, 2017
thornapple:
Hehehe
cheesy.
Where did u spend urs?.
Benin. And you?
Politics › Re: NNPC Boss, Baru Dispenses Petrol In Abuja (Photos) by mastermaestro(m): 7:59pm On Dec 27, 2017
FortifiedCity:
What sort of nonsense is this?

Nigerians are too docile, reason why stuppid leaders have refused to hide their ugly faces and acts
angry Now you see why if this nation must be cleansed, many docile followers too must be sent parking to the abyss alongside the evil leaders. angry angry See how they are cheering and hailing a man who failed in his duty and plunged them into sufferings. cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Osun Workers Begin Indefinite Strike, Shut Government Secretariat -amiloaded by mastermaestro(m): 1:17pm On Dec 27, 2017
Half of one's salary for two whole years? Evil conscienceless occultists standing as leaders. Bastards! angry angry
Politics › Re: Will Petrol Sell For N200/Litre In 2018? by mastermaestro(m): 1:11pm On Dec 27, 2017
Anyone who votes for Buhari in 2019 deserves jungle justice by immolation. angry angry
Politics › Re: Will Petrol Sell For N200/Litre In 2018? by mastermaestro(m): 1:11pm On Dec 27, 2017
angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (2 - 2) - Live by mastermaestro(m): 5:18pm On Dec 26, 2017
Coldfeets:
We are United.

We are the pride of England.

We are definitely winning this.

So keep the faith.

Who born burnley by the way?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (2 - 2) - Live by mastermaestro(m): 5:17pm On Dec 26, 2017
Jeromegwer:
United are losing because their defenders are small,young and blind,kikikiki

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