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Family › Re: I ACCOMODATED A TROUBLESOME COUPLE, I NEED MATURE ADVISE PLEASE by mastermaestro(m): 6:05pm On Dec 23, 2017
DONFASZY:
Lolxhuh U stil get strength to laugh?e b like say fuel plenty for ur area at N145huh

Most time?people take kindness as weaknesshuh?
D day Dis kind heart go hear say dis kunle wife say him attempt to rape her wen kunle no dey househuh D drum go too small to cry in
Fuel na 270 oo. angry
Family › Re: I ACCOMODATED A TROUBLESOME COUPLE, I NEED MATURE ADVISE PLEASE by mastermaestro(m): 11:25am On Dec 23, 2017
DONFASZY:
Bro...op should read our own advise 2 o?if police change d story for am and d mad wife giv her own side of d storyhuh Dis kind op go cry full drum in shock?
grin grin @Cry full drum.

Family › Re: I ACCOMODATED A TROUBLESOME COUPLE, I NEED MATURE ADVISE PLEASE by mastermaestro(m):
DONFASZY:
U are now Killin ursef ova anoda man mad wife
If kunle dies in dat house?u will c pepper
Change d locks of dat house and make sure wen dey r comiin back?its only for u to open and dey pack dere tins

Fact is d kunle wife is possess wit jealous spirit and nid physical n spiritual beating
You made a very important point here. Truly if Kunle got killed by his wife in that house, the op may live to regret his kindness all his life. Tables will turn against him very swiftly.

Evict them forcefully and immediately they return! First go get a law enforcement agent to witness you seal off their apartment in order to deny them access upon their return. Ensure you do not carry out the eviction unless the Kunle himself shows up. Hello, you have no business whatsoever with his mad wife.
Romance › Re: Cute Pre-wedding Pictures Of My Younger Brother by mastermaestro(m): 10:27am On Dec 23, 2017
Pidginwhisper:
Ha! Younger brother?!! shockedshocked That Nairalander must be Over 60yrs be that, coz the brother dey look over 50 grin grin

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 10:56pm On Dec 22, 2017
spiritedtete:
Very stupid of you though... Because some random person wrote about on her myopic knowledge, you came wearing red belt for her... Ode!

Tell her when she write she should come out with fact okay... I for one, i know masturbation dries you naturally... It also affect your brain... Etc

You need to spend days in Cyberia, maybe your brain would by then have chilled to receive some grown up senses... Anofia!!!

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 9:31pm On Dec 22, 2017
Eke40seven:
Thanks for the correction.
Okay, now let us get petty.

It should be 'Concord' with a capital 'C' since your reference is to a place. Did anyone teach you about 'Nouns' in school?
You made about 2 complete sentences and couldn't get it right.
Frankly, you are intractable. I can't tutor you.

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 10:51am On Dec 22, 2017
lexy2014:
but u are also using insults
Pardon me, please. Season's greetings.

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 10:50am On Dec 22, 2017
iluvpomo:
Isn't it ironic that you are supposed to remove the log from you eye before trying to pull out the spec from another person's eye ..... so use that cutlass on your self first grin
grin grin I hope I didn't scare you with that machete. Are you scared right now? Don't be, because you are on Scare Tactics. cheesy grin

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 10:43am On Dec 22, 2017
Eke40seven:
If only you were bright, you would counter me with points.
If only you had functional brain cells to grasp concepts a toddler would understand..
"A pedestrian backyard minion" contorting meaningless phrases just because it sounds 'big'.
The English language have really suffered!
English language "have" really suffered? cheesy You urgently need to take a grammar class in concord. After getting well tutored in that, you may come back and engage me. grin Hollow minion! cheesy

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 2:59am On Dec 22, 2017
spiritedtete:
You will be sooo boring in bed... Lol

Nb: i am not an advocate of self service..
Masturbation sympathizer. This is the first step. You are getting there.

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 2:56am On Dec 22, 2017
iluvpomo:
I will come back to read this thread, let me first use my available credit to view some blue films grin
Watch, die, and go to hell, right? Safe journey!!!!

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 2:52am On Dec 22, 2017
timidapsin:
this country and misplaced priorities.. There are more pressing issues and this one just came up with Mumu facts.. Just for attention no wonder the post was moved to fp in the midnight..if not, He would have received lots of swear and insults..
Insults? All because he tries to save you folks from destroying yourselves with pornography and masturbation? Filthy brains!

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 2:49am On Dec 22, 2017
Eke40seven:
Your post above shows exactly what is wrong with our education and our level of intelligence. Porn might be bad but the points you used to butress your claims are exactly why the world can never take us seriously.

Why not come up with facts and figures?
Why not come up with medically proven theories and research?
Why not look into peered reviewed journals and medical publications to butress your points?
Why not use stats?

But no, you would rather go on endless rants and take it as a "Fact" and will do anything to defend it.

We are still light years behind to think that this made front page.
Scholar, please roll out the 'proven theories'. A pedestrian backyard minion trying to appear scholarly, you are. cheesy cheesy

Porn is the devil's snack! Accept it or...

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 2:44am On Dec 22, 2017
safarigirl:
lol, which kain mumu talk be this?

Many people who watch blue films are not even sexually active, you will justcome here and blow false alarm, no facts or figures, no survey or even a Lagos-Ibadan expressway research.

Is that how your mates write such articles?
Depraved pervert, what's wrong with offering a moral angle to an issue?

Romance › Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by mastermaestro(m): 2:42am On Dec 22, 2017
laidima88:
this topic could have been an interesting one but the author has no point, you could have based your argument on fact like medical reasons
That it is immoral isn't a good enough reason? That it fans the flame of lust in you isn't a good enough reason? That it turns every opposite you see to a sex object isn't a good enough reason? Pervert!!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Bayode Olubo‎ Of House Favour Church Donates Items And Cash To Widows by mastermaestro(m): 7:33pm On Dec 21, 2017
Sirheny007:
There's nothing nice there.
It's not exactly his money.
angry angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Peace Ibiyeomie Of Salvation Ministries Showers Widows With Christmas Gifts. Pix by mastermaestro(m): 11:35am On Dec 21, 2017
Pierohandsome:
So u went there to snap so u can post it to the public? U dnt need to broadcast good deeds, let God who sees in secret reward her openly. U dnt need to broadcast it

Christianity Etc › Re: Peace Ibiyeomie Of Salvation Ministries Showers Widows With Christmas Gifts. Pix by mastermaestro(m): 11:33am On Dec 21, 2017
nicemuyoo:
What percentage of church money has been used for charity purpose. Probable less than 1% where is the remaining 99% annual income??
This should be a monthly thing not one off. Also scholarship programme, hospital facility and healthcare programme, temporary accommodation programme etc.

Family › Re: An Illiterate Lady Has Charm My Friend by mastermaestro(m): 10:51pm On Dec 19, 2017
preciousan:
The way some people talk,as if illiteracy is a disease,because you had to opportunity to be educated doesn't mean you should look down on one who's not.
The guy can actually groom her,to his taste.
Grooming her is an uphill battle. That could take forever! Then when would he enjoy a fully groomed spouse? To condescend is moral and humane, but not when picking a spousal choice. Let everyone find their match/class for a fulfilling union. If both of them got married, neither of them will ever find lasting joy and marital fulfillment. One would feel overburdened and grouchy most of the time, while the other would go about feeling very insecure, inferior and slavish, constantly needing an assurance that her position in the marriage is not gonna slip away suddenly.

Look for your match.
Family › Re: An Illiterate Lady Has Charm My Friend by mastermaestro(m): 10:42pm On Dec 19, 2017
Richy4:
One last question.. So assuming that op's friend were to be your brother, you would prefer him miserable with an educated wife to getting married to his true love right?
Cast out emotion and get rational. This is a union of opposites! Life is class-structured. Love is not and will never be enough. Many factors combine to make a marriage worthwhile.
Family › Re: Is He Being Wise, Cursed Or Just Wicked? by mastermaestro(m): 10:27pm On Dec 19, 2017
VictorRomanov:
For your mind now u dey talk sense. Leave the siblings aside, who's gonna take care of the mom when she's old. We don't have functional old people's homes in Nigeria, so children take care of their parents till they die. Person like you go like make ur papa and mama live like destitutes cos of say no be ur responsibility to take care of them.
If I caught that dude, this is what I'd do to him. He is a mean monster!

Family › Re: Is He Being Wise, Cursed Or Just Wicked? by mastermaestro(m): 10:25pm On Dec 19, 2017
Reasonabledoubt:
He is not you father. He owes you guys nothing. If he decides to help your mum, it’s coz he wants to do so, not coz he has to.

It is the responsibility of a parent to train his/her children, so your mum did not do him or you guys a Favour by not remarrying, that was her decision.

She did her job, you people were not consulted before she decided to have you. So training you guys was not a privilege, it was her absolute responsibility.

Get your own life and stop looking at him for help, as you come this life, na so him too take come the life.

Some of you siblings expect that your older ones or the richer sibling will die for you. Make your own money. He has his own family to think of now, and besides you’re not the one working for his money, so stop feeling entitled.

Nigerians and their entitlement mentality.
I waited to read from an island. Wow, it came very quickly! When a vital organ of yours fails tomorrow and you are dying without any family support, people would accuse your family of inhumanity and heartlessness. They wouldn't know how self-centered you are. I hate it when dude use the phrase "entitlement mentality" on Nigerians. It's a stupid selfish term coined by selfish peeps like yourself.

Financial success without charity is a curse.
Family › Re: Is He Being Wise, Cursed Or Just Wicked? by mastermaestro(m): 10:16pm On Dec 19, 2017
Manboyoo:
I am very sure you are not close to your family
Wrong! Truth is that dude has got no family!
Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek Performs At COZA Christmas Carol In Abuja (Photos) by mastermaestro(m): 4:26pm On Dec 18, 2017
biz9ja:
How does pastor suppose to look oh..Wolf covered with sheep skins

This is where we get it wrong
They want pastors to look scruffy and wretched so that they can mock GOD for being unable to cater for their basic necessities.
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy In SARS Cell With Other Robbery Suspects by mastermaestro(m): 2:21pm On Dec 17, 2017
sigiyaya:
Dont be stupid Bleep ur pastors!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Take On Lavish Burial Ceremonies, Is It Right Or Wrong? by mastermaestro(m): 2:12pm On Dec 17, 2017
safarigirl:
do you know how many living people will be fed at someone's burial?

Do you kniw how many poor people will getv money from picking from whatever someone else has sprayed on a burial day?

If you do a quiet burial, you will not feed anyone, nobody will benefit from you that day and the whole village will curse your family for being stingy grin

Food › Re: Soldiers Simile As They Cook Huge Python After Capturing It On Duty. Photos by mastermaestro(m): 9:44am On Dec 16, 2017
Machinegun91:
So Nigerian Army are now hunters? and they should remember that the god of animal kingdom will never let those killer armys go unpunished. tears rolling on my chicks

Romance › Re: I Envy Wayward Children by mastermaestro(m): 11:44pm On Dec 12, 2017
Rolex67:
I don't regret not being wayward. If you do then am sorry for you, what is doing you is strictly from your village.

Politics › Re: Man Finds Gemstones In Abuja While Strolling (Photos) by mastermaestro(m): 10:08pm On Dec 08, 2017
bughead:
lol that gem stone worth nothing if unpolished! even when refine and polish it about 3k depending on the gram of the stone
But why are you dashing their hopes? grin grin Just let them fantasize for a while before reality sets in. grin grin

Politics › Re: Man Finds Gemstones In Abuja While Strolling (Photos) by mastermaestro(m): 10:04pm On Dec 08, 2017
Hardrock1:
As from now on whenever i stroll,i will be watchful of every stones i see,who knows,i may come across diamonds..
Be careful so you don't pick up a bomb. cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Ijaws Are Ogogoro Sellers Who Migrated From Bayelsa - Dan Owegie, APC Chieftain by mastermaestro(m): 10:00pm On Dec 08, 2017
And you folks want a Niger Delta Republic together?

Politics › Re: Ijaw Freedom Fighters Give Obaseki & Oba Of Benin 21 Days Ultimatum To Apologize by mastermaestro(m): 5:14pm On Dec 08, 2017
LordAdam16:
Nothing will happen.

Na common Itsekiri arrange una for '97. Una no even win any of the fight with the Urhobos for Delta. Even the noise wen una mk for Udu earlier this yr, na stalemate e end.

Na kon Oba of Benin una dey threaten. Una no dey look face sef. Mk una cross enter Edo go fight, una go run 4:40.

Noisemakers.

Edo has had one King since the 1100's. That's over 900 years. Now, because some troublemakers think they have access to guns, they think they now have leverage to form a mushroom kingdom.

I hope when they storm the Oba palace, the so-called king they're coming to install goes with them, mk them use that one do sacrifice.

-Lord

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