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toluxa1: It is so disturbing to see how much people watch porn online. Its really crazy. By the way, those porn links should be blocked plsssss. You don't know how many people will commit sin cos of those porn links posted here.

Who is this? you trying so hard to act Saint but you put your mobile number,bb pin and 2go ID on your signature....Some people are just plain Idiiotts

basisop: How many ladies raised our shirts to know our belly type before falling for our sweet lyrics.

The ones that fell for my money didn't also raise my shirt to check before accepting.

The question comes after the act; and after the act who cares.

[quote author=Da_b¤§§.]dude, what are you saying? do you have to raise a guy's shirt to know that he has a pot belly?

speaking from a Naija girl point of view 80% of them dont know the sexiness in 6packs, so they dont even look at it twice

If you have 6packs in Naija it might be nothing but in Europe girls would be crazy over you

ogugua88: Not necessarily who you attract, but who you choose.

Truzzz....different people would be attracted to you for different reasons but who you choose is what matters most

Gone are those days when PES have a better gameplay than FIFA....have been playing PES all my life but when i decide to switch to FIFA 2013, i discovered FIFA has a better gameplay than PES now....The realism is so point, you need to create chances to score goals and your understanding of football game on the field matters alot in other to win

specialguest: Funny... But i am not suprised. I saw so many nairaland pages bookmarked on a friend"s system.. He eats and breaths nairaland. I mean arent there other productive things to do online apart from nairalanding?

I think theres something special about Nairaland....i stop visiting twitter coz of Nairaland

Subtext: Wow, wetin Man no go see.I just read a comment where someone said he'd rather steal, kill or do worse than do menial labor. Yet we wonder why nigeria is the way it is

i feel you on this bro....And these are the kind of people you would see in Europe working in a warehouse or sweeping the street in that freezing cold
SMH at Nigerians and their mentality

SMH at some comments on here....am not surprised when they said the average IQ of Nigerians is 69

GenBuhari: Is the IQ test written in Nigeria's language rather than english and based on things Nigerians understand?.

I reckon that at least a signifanct proportin of the total score would be influenced by these factors.

I wonder what the score of the average english man would be if the test was written in pidgin english and involved questions about popular nigerian pastimes? Do you think the english man could score upto 69?

Fact!!!

frankcimc: Lol.make you no feel stupid man na LOVE, For me everyday i dey write poem for am oo even thou i still dey struggle to get D for GCE after many yrs wey i don try.

OMDaizzz this is funny man

proudlyafrican: Watching my 3 & 5yr old daughters play together,share things together,care for each other and ask me too many questions without knowing that Daddy is tired and needs to rest having spent all day working out himself to provide for them makes me happy.

Awwww thats so sweet

flanrey: Well, It depends on the position i catch them in...
If i happen to meet them havin a cool missionary se.x, I'll just walk out on them end the marriage
But, If i happen to catch the sonofabitch giving my wife a serious steamy doggy session....I'll just have to kill them both

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Crying as in real tears?
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I cant believe in this world of today some poeple still judge other people by their look...the fact that a girl has more than one piercing doesnt mean she's a slut, me as a guy i got both of my ears pierced but am not as nasty as some of my friends that doesnt have any piercing however i think spouses should talk to eachother about getting a new piercing

josite: being spiritual is intrisic to all humans and d essence is reallly to see beyond your nose but not a few nigerians wrongly believes someone else will pay the price to enhance their spirit hence most are willing to pay cash for a quick fix from a native doctor or a pastor resulting in the new league of wealthy pastors and imams.wht is needed is a balance.to think deeply before acting,to consider options and to know there are more than one entrance into the market place and to be willing to pay the high price demanded by profitable spiritual pursuits.it is a known fact that there is a GOD and this GOD can see ,can hear and can affect things but this same GOD was angry with moses who demands GOD should provide water rather than use the word already in his mouth to speak to the rock to bring out water.and this is why im sure many humans are suffering.waiting for god TO DO WHAT HE HAS ALREADY POSITIONED US TO DO FOR OURSELVES.nigerians do things even spiritual pursuits in excess.

Fact!!!

all4naija: I didn't understand a single thing from your comment. Please, can you explain better?

Thats coz you've got a very low IQ, how come seven people like the comment and you the only one that donot understand a thing from the comment? Learn how to think big brof you dont have to comment,if you dont understand just keep your stupidity to yourself dont expose it on here....your handle says ''all4naija'' Nigeria cant move forward with people like you

gsalvatore: I really hate it when a gurl asks for my digits instead of giving me her...as a matter of fact,if am interested in a lady and ask for her digit and she refuses but prefers that I give her mine, well...just forget about her sharpishly.! Hold your digit make I hold mine..

I can remember when I was in the University,I met this lovel gurly,very Toxicly endowed,her smile as soft as Water, well... we got along really nice then when the part that says" lemme give you a ring if am not being too straightforward" she declined rather she requested for mine...honestly a part of me doubted her cos Most Naija girls seldom calls and I even told her that she is not gonna call but she insisted that she would. I believed her(I no get choice na). To cut the story short,She never called till....well dat story na for another day.

I learnt my lesson(if u no go gimme ur nos,make sure u eat am) no need playing that kinda joke twice.

Gbam!!! correct

ItsModella: huh? what do you mean?

Nevermind babes

ItsModella: Nigeria (Of course)
Ghana
UK
Germany
USA
Canada
Netherlands
France

I plan on visiting the Caribbean sometime soon. Also Hungary and Ukraine to visit some close friends.

OFF TOPIC...i would make a good CIA agent , its funny how i manage to figure this out from you posts before you post it and am damn right

candieangel12: Yeah, you made a correct guess. Too busy to slave over a stove 4 now. Even when I get married, my husband shouldn't expect a home cooked meal every day or week, unless he cooks it 4 himself. I will cook only when I feel like it and have the time and strength to do so.

chai ur husband go suffer ooo

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Thanks.. your highly little opinion has been noted... Anyways, back to the serious topic! [/quote]thanks for noting it and pls open threads that makes sense, we all know london is boring but you can atleast find something else to do like chilling wiv your Akata gf not bringing your stupidity on here

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Ok. Here in London, we call it **BUBBLE GUM** but when I called a friend in Nigeria and asked what he waz eatin, he said: am eatin **SHIN GUM**

KInda confused... .. is that what you people call it there in Lagos?? Please advise.[/quote]You just full of shyt

Kai this can never happen to me but if i was your friend, have never lay my hands on my girlfriends before but i will make sure she spend that saturday in the hospital with about 100 stitches on her face

This statistics is not as bad as people thought (3 of 10 people that WENT for the test not the 3 out of 10 of whole population going for a DNA test in Nigeria means the husband have been suspecting his wife...

But on the other hand, to be honest the amount of ''Nigerian'' someone's wives,fiance and girlfriends that have slept with sometimes makes me think if i can marry a Nigerian girl, Naija girls, as soon as they know you are better than there BF,husband or fiance in someway either cuter,richer or popular they want to sleep with you..

Couple of weeks ago i met this lady that came to london from Nigeria for her wedding shopping, Me as a london boy wiv swaggz and a very cute face i manage to get some of her punny and her husband money before she return to Nigeria but i used a condom tho...Naija girls they just dont know how to say am in a relationship, i cant cheat on my boyfriend to their toaster Some of them will tell you they are married or in a serious relationship but they will still give up that punny

[quote author=~Royal~]I believe this sort of stuff happens all the time.

Humans can be very vindictive.

There was a story of a african brother getting infected, then traveling to poland to infect hundreds of white women and they ran him out the country(LmL)

Even in my own state, i have read about numerous arrest of people being infected and willingly engaging in sesual activity while knowing their status

It's a nasty World Out There.

Just Masturbatte and call it a day.

Or Go sleep with whoever you want with the mentality..."Hey we all are gonna die anyway so what's the point of being so cautious" [/quote]looool Very funny

Seriously these UK immigrants claiming they have good job need to shut up...some of them are probably lying
and the ones that actually have a professional jobs are 1 out of 1000

I grew up on d street of Lagos Island(isale eko)...i remember how some men in my area started sending me to buy cannabis(igbo) for them at the age of 9..i remember how smart i was when i was in primary (Saint Patricks Catholic Primary School) i got a double promotion from primary5 to JSS1 (didnt go through primary6) my life changed dramatically when i got into secondary school (isale eko grammar school) dad wasnt around no more and mum had to work to support me and my brothers. then street got into my head,i started skipping classes and started gambling, i was the best snooker player in my area at the age of 11..i remember how some old men used to bet there money on me whenever am playing snooker lol

Despite how bad and unserious i was during my secondary school dayz i got serious a lil bit in ss3 and i was able to pass my Waec,i wrote jamb the following year and passed but Unilag didnt give me admission despite having 289 in Jamb in 2006 and i got 51 in post jamb aswel but they did ''OJORO'' for me coz i dont know anyone.

I remember whenever am broke,i use to go to a shop where they sell recharge cards in my area and memorize one voucher numbers before they staple the paper together (in the space of 5seconds i use to memorize 12-16 digits number) and sell it at a cheaper rate to Broda Michael that has a call centre in my street, i remember the day i was caught i was beaten like a thief and had a POP on my right arm. about a month after that time i remember i stabbed the person that beat me the most that day with a broken bottle at midnight.

i started doing Yahoo Yahoo at the of 19 i started counting hundreds of thousand naira i bought my first car at the age of 20 (honda bulldog) The money made me forget about school totally all i was thinking then was travelling out of Naija.Eventually i got a uk visa and now am a full time yahoo boy on the street of london. dont judge me pls ''i guess am just the product of my environmet''

Now its funny how people think am one ''Ajebo'' coz i got a very cute face and i speak queens english lol