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Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington To Runtown : Your Girlfriend Is Ugly by Mastiffasuquo(m): 3:46pm On Dec 09, 2020
DarL!nGToN, DaT LaD¥ HanD$oMe Pa$$ ¥oU B¥ FaR o....wHeNeVeR ! LooK @ uR P!C$, !T aLWa¥$ ReM!nD$ Me THaT NoBoD¥ "NO$E" ToMoRRoW...
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Bodyguard, Teejay Dies At The Age Of 36 by Mastiffasuquo(m): 7:31am On Dec 09, 2020
!F u No GeT FacT,KuKuMa KeeP uR THouGHTz !nTacT..
Celebrities / Re: Have you Met A Celebrity? Share Your Experience. by Mastiffasuquo(m): 12:41pm On Dec 08, 2020
Kenneygirl:
Don't know if he counts as a celeb, but I've seen bobrisky
THe o.P MeanT CeLeBR!T¥ & uR MenT!oN!nG BoBR!$K¥??
Celebrities / Re: Have you Met A Celebrity? Share Your Experience. by Mastiffasuquo(m): 12:35pm On Dec 08, 2020
THe Be$T CeLeBR!T¥ ! MeeT Too oFTeN !$ Me...aM WorTH MoRe THaN aLL THe CeLeBR!T!e$ ComB!NeD..
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2020: See Things To Bring Along by Mastiffasuquo(m): 12:26pm On Dec 08, 2020
UnBanEbenezer:
I need a husband.
Age isn't on my side anymore
Hu$BanD$ DonT L!Ve !N cHurCHe$ oR ConVenT!oN$,M¥ DeaR..THeRe !$ a Rea$oN GoD cReaTeD u W!TH a MouTH...Ju$T $o u CouLD GeT To H!M WHeNeVeR u HaVe NeeD$..HoW oN EarTH Do PeoPLe Pa$$ THRu aNoTHeR pH¥$!CaL Be!nG To GeT To a $P!R!TUaL Be!nG??

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Religion / Re: Shiloh 2020: See Things To Bring Along by Mastiffasuquo(m): 12:17pm On Dec 08, 2020
TH!$ !$ aB$oLuTeL¥ THe!R F!NaL Ca$HOuT B4 THe ¥eaR RuN$ OuT...U OnL¥ Go THeRe To $!nG,PRa¥ & DanCe BuT WaTcH THe "MaN oF GoD" Go HoMe W!TH aLL THe oFFeR!nG$,T!THe$ & Harve$T & TeLL u To ReCeiVe uR oWn HusBanD$ & MoNe¥ !N THe a!R wHeN H!M oWn CoLLecT!oN$ BeeN Be pH¥$!CaL o.....Na wHo MuMu DeM De¥ Ca$HOuT FRoM $Ha

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Celebrities / Re: Praise Nelson Celebrates His Amputated Sister, Favour On Her 21st Birthday by Mastiffasuquo(m): 1:28pm On Dec 05, 2020
!, Ma$T!FF A$uQUo aDM!Re THe BeauT¥ !N uR $M!Le$ & THe ConF!DenCe !N uR AuRa....!nFacT, To CuT THe R!GMaRoL!nG $HorT, ! Re$PecT U.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Wins IgbereTV Award, Hosts Crew (Photos) by Mastiffasuquo(m): 1:22pm On Dec 05, 2020
! HaVe G!VeN uP oN N!GeR!A....THe $aMe PeoPLe wHo $HouLD Be LooK!nG $TRa!GHt !nTo THe e¥e$ oF THe$e CoRRuPT PoLiT!C!aN$ To TeLL THeM HoW THe¥ HaVe Fa!LeD u$,aRe THe $aMe oNe$ G!V!nG TheM aWarD$...
Travel / Re: Woman Forgets Her Baby Boy In A Commercial Bus In Imo by Mastiffasuquo(m): 1:13pm On Dec 05, 2020
!F aT aLL TH!$ $ToR¥ !$ TRUe, THeN THe WoMaN, $HouLD W!TH !MMeD!aTe eFFecT, $ToP TaK!nG exXoL.....
Crime / Re: Lady And Her Boyfriend Shot Dead In Ebonyi By Suspected Cultists (Graphic) by Mastiffasuquo(m): 2:26pm On Dec 03, 2020
godforus:
May God forgive me for having erection at that yellow gown

See yellow thighs shocked
FoR a CerTa!nT¥, !F u WorK a$ a MorTuaR¥ aTTenDanT, u WouLD Be RaP!nG CorP$e$..
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For December 1 2020 In Nigeria by Mastiffasuquo(m): 12:13am On Dec 02, 2020
sissyevy:
Omg!! First to comment. I’m so excited.. pls show me love with the likes!
I can’t believe this. I’m crying ��� with joy!
WoW...WHaT aN aCH!eVeMenT.....PL$ WaT eL$e HaVe u aCH!eVeD TH!$ ¥eaR??

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Business / Re: Naira Is Dead, See Proof. by Mastiffasuquo(m): 12:04am On Dec 02, 2020
! eVeN HeaR $a¥ Na FoR MeTHoD!$T pR!MaR¥ $KooL DeM Do THe BuR!aL..W!TH Mc oLuoMo a$ anCHoR...
Crime / Re: Lady Commits Sucide After Her Boyfriend Allegedly Broke Up With Her by Mastiffasuquo(m): 11:59pm On Dec 01, 2020
LaD¥,TH!$ !$ Ju$T aN aDV!Ce....LooK FoR aNoTHeR Bo¥FR!enD....!F He BReaK$ uP W!TH u aGa!N, DonT CoMM!T $U!C!De...U'LL D!e...
Religion / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Turned A Wedding To Healing Service, Heal A Woman With Clutches by Mastiffasuquo(m): 11:39pm On Dec 01, 2020
Atlas9:


You are not correct, sir. Miracles are real. They happen when people pray.
I have received miraculous intervention many times myself, when I prayed. À great part of the hatred against Christians exhibited by the present junta is the fear of the miracle working power of the name of Jesus.
SO SIMPLE, YET SO STRONG.
WHeRe Wa$ He DuR!nG CoRoNa?? PRoBaBL¥ LooK!nG on $C!enCe FoR a CuRe..
Celebrities / Re: 'My Body Is Dedicated To Wizkid' - Curvy Lady Offers Sex To Wizkid (Video, Pix) by Mastiffasuquo(m): 11:04pm On Dec 01, 2020
!f u HaVe a WoMaN THaT Make$ u $M!Le,PL$ VaLUe HeR....CuZ WoMeN aRe NoT FuNN¥ THe$e Da¥$.....

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shares Wrappers To Women In Ayetoro Kogi State (Video) by Mastiffasuquo(m): 10:54pm On Dec 01, 2020
PL$,WeRe THe WoMeN NaKeD B4 NoW?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Appoints Imaan Sulaiman-Ibrahim As DG, NAPTIP by Mastiffasuquo(m): 10:38pm On Dec 01, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright


Because our oversabi too much
When our man sits down for aso rock that year....we say he nor good..we chase am...and bring in buhari

Now we are going to suffer for 659 years
Anyway what do I know...am just a drunkard, a weed smoker and a pussy banger
No..uR NoT a DrunKarD...uR a DRunK...
Religion / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Turned A Wedding To Healing Service, Heal A Woman With Clutches by Mastiffasuquo(m): 10:24pm On Dec 01, 2020
aM NoT $a¥!nG He D!D NoT PerForM THe M!RacLe o..BuT PL$,Ha$ He eVeR Pa$$eD B¥ a TRaFF!C L!GHT B4,wH!cH !$ a DeN oF aLL D!$aBLeD PeoPLe...oR Do We LooK FoR a Bu$ & LoaD aLL oF THeM $TRa!GHT To THe WeDD!nG VeNUe?? And MeanWH!Le,PLs aRe THe PeoPLe !N uN!ForM PRoTecT!nG H!M??

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Celebrities / Re: 'My Body Is Dedicated To Wizkid' - Curvy Lady Offers Sex To Wizkid (Video, Pix) by Mastiffasuquo(m): 10:12pm On Dec 01, 2020
$o !nTeRe$T!nG To KNoW THaT aLL $He CaN Boa$T oF !$ Ju$T aN a$$...
Health / Re: Boy Kills Himself In Lagos While Trying To See If Death By Hanging Is Possible by Mastiffasuquo(m): 3:13pm On Dec 01, 2020
L!TTLe Bo¥, NoW THaT u HaVe $eeN THaT HanG!nG Ur$eLF CaN K!LL u, DonT TR¥ !T aGa!N NexT T!Me...
Religion / Re: Pastor Goodheart Val Aloysius: If You Have 3 Cars & Your Pastor Is Trekking .... by Mastiffasuquo(m): 10:53pm On Nov 26, 2020
To Bu¥ CaR FoR Pa$ToR No Be PRoBLeM o...THe PRoBLeM Be $a¥ H!M NeVa G!Ve Me MoNe¥ NaH....
Religion / Re: Pastor Goodheart Val Aloysius: If You Have 3 Cars & Your Pastor Is Trekking .... by Mastiffasuquo(m): 10:46pm On Nov 26, 2020
whaT oF Pa$ToR WeY GeT MoRe THaN 10 CaR$ & THe MeMBeR$ aRe TReKK!nG??
Crime / Re: (VIDEO) Reactions As Duncan Mighty Caught Wearing A Tortoise On His Neck by Mastiffasuquo(m): 9:05am On Nov 17, 2020
!F Na De TorTo!$e WaN Do MeK M¥ MaN BeG!N De¥ $HooT BeTa Mu$!C V!Deo$, Ma$T!FF A$uQUo !$ !N FuLL $uPPorT oF !T...
Events / Re: Onitsha Native Doctor Performs Engagement Ritual On A Sugar Mummy & Young Lover by Mastiffasuquo(m): 10:37am On Nov 16, 2020
$o wHo CoMe TaKe THe P!cTuRe?? THe MoTHeR !nLaW??
Family / Re: My Uncle Drove To My House To Report Me Because I Wore A Bikini–Nigerian Lady by Mastiffasuquo(m): 12:16pm On Nov 10, 2020
GraPH!C....

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Literature / PoeTR¥......NeVeR G!Ve uP. by Mastiffasuquo(m): 9:46am On Nov 05, 2020
NeVeR G!Ve uP...

Maybe others mock U because they feel they're better
And your quiet disposition, they abuse & batter
Maybe others visit the most beautiful places
But where to go from where U are, U can't make traces.....

Maybe U feel lonely, rejected & depressed
Nothing seems working & U're stressed
Maybe U've done your best, U've tried
But life has sucked U up & U're dried.....

I beg U, please never give up
For the way the almighty will bless U shall give your enemies hiccup
I see a bright light at the end of your tunnel
So, may U drink from God's blessing funnel.
(Ma$T!FF A$uQUo).

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Politics / Re: INEC Begins Signature Collection For Mojisola Alli Macaulay Recall by Mastiffasuquo(m): 10:36am On Nov 04, 2020
AnD $He !$ $!TT!nG VeR¥ cLo$e To De$MonD !D!oT.....B!rD$ oF a FeaTHeR.

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Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Stephen Fights With Body Shammers On Instagram by Mastiffasuquo(m): 8:29am On Nov 04, 2020
aLL HuMaN Be!nG$ aRe H¥PoCR!Te$...
Politics / Re: Clear Prophesy Of What Is Happening In The Country Now And What Will Happen Next by Mastiffasuquo(m): 9:19am On Nov 02, 2020
Odinaka00:
I'm in a noisy place now I can't hear what the man is saying.. Can somebody tell me please
the video will still be there nah...so dat wen u dey where quiet,u Play am.... grin
Odinaka00:
I'm in a noisy place now I can't hear what the man is saying.. Can somebody tell me please
the video will still be there nah...so dat wen u dey where quiet,u Play am....
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pen Sketch by Mastiffasuquo(m): 1:27am On Nov 02, 2020
Super
Nairaland / General / Poetr¥......drops Of Hope!! by Mastiffasuquo(m): 12:46am On Nov 02, 2020
Is corruption and negligence fast becoming our folklore
When we have dazzling prospects to explore
For so many years, have we not been quiet
Even when we have grown weak for lack of good diet?

To our sincere outcries, are you not supposed to look deep
But from mansions and glass houses you only peep
To our democracy, do we hold a funeral
Or is the oppression and brutality only ephemeral?

For so long, have we not been dangling in poverty
When we should be swimming in freedom and liberty
Is it not time our roads are constructed
Or have we ever revolted even when our salaries have been deducted?

Our mild disposition, do you not infuriate
And our peaceful democracy, do you not deteriorate
In making swift moves to make our country great, do you not procrastinate
Just tell me, are you not just being obstinate?

Give us a chance, we have the energy
In our own country, do not make us the enemy
Because rather than reconciliation, you stoke
When only our grievances, we spoke.

Our leaders, please listen to us as we lament
For we are torn, take a look at our garment
Let us sit in a tēte ā tēte without a noise
On a round table with maturity and poise.

Then there would be no need for curfew
I would rather relate how strong we have been to my little nephew
That there was a time our country was on rampage
But our leaders surprised us with a wonderful package.

God bless our dear country, Nigeria
As we match together in a joyful hysteria
To celebrate the rebirth of a once great nation
And enjoy a forever peaceful sensation.
Literature / PoeTR¥.....LeT PeaCe ReiGn by Mastiffasuquo(m): 12:17am On Nov 02, 2020
After wallowing for so many years in brutality
And swimming all the way in severe fatality
Nigerians deem these actions wicked and unfit
And to the streets, candles have been lit.

We know most Nigerians have been ostracised
When a brighter future we had all fantasised
We know police and brutality was like bride and groom
But still in unity, we held onto the "broom".

We know most police killings were extrajudicial
And contrary to the marriage vows with our leaders, dealings were extramarital
Pushed to the wall remained the modus operandi
And oppression took over the modus vivendi.

Then we raised our voices in unity to our general overseer
That all our problems need panacea
In pain, tears and sorrow we cried
That we have been severely sucked, dried.

Maybe they felt we were not serious
Then we took to the streets in anger, furious
Peacefully and respectfully, we protested
But shocked to the bones we were when we got molested.

But now that properties have been destroyed
Some now are jobless who were gainfully employed
Now that more lives have been lost
Should we not save the rest at all costs?

Fellow Nigerian, THEY are now ready to listen, please
THEY are ready to attend to your pleas
Lets make peace and Kindle this nexus
Maybe it is time you drove your own lexus.

Please, let us put a stop to arson
So we could once again dance to the sweet tunes of our own Rex Lawson
I beg you, let peace reign
For our leaders are now ready to walk the right lane.

The time for peace has arrived
Positive change will surely be derived
Then our country, Nigeria will be great again
May the almighty heal our every pain.

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