₦airaland Forum

baslone:
2corns?

Senator be like, why am I doing this to myself? Abi dem force me ni.

MrJames007:
Thank God for the 1.5. I won’t near these people again with my money.

Narrow escape.

adioolayi:
Worldcup qualifiers for CAF has 10 groups....leaders of each of the group will face eachother in a knockout phase...5winners qualify for Worldcup

Is it home and away?

Youngstown:
Win or draw

Give away price!!!
Used Hp 635 AMD Dual Core1.6 Ghz / 2GB RAM / 320 HDD, in working condition, battery doesn't last after charge.

Price 35k (negotiable), Call/whatsapp: 07018517564, Location: Lagos

Oga, no vex oooo.

This one na iron kwandem na.

Faller:
I understand brother man.... Learn a skill that'll take you out of this Country......

Mind sharing them and links?

Faller:
And you no tell anybody wen you collect the money.... E don reach to pay now....You don turn am to Community project

No too blame am oooo. The matter dey choke some time.

Lisaint:
Nah ibom air we see


We no see Nigeria Air


Btw can anyone dash me 4k I need to pay my gbese on palm credit before they start sending all this their embarrassing messages

Abeg make you and me join for this parole. These people wan shorten my lifespan. My good people, e don reach make I ask for help.

Tokkson:
Indeed nairaland is the home of bitter, frustrated and unhappy people finding solace in each other..

That stuff you ate before typing this, please don't eat it again

temitope27:
Olosho on the move

Reminds me of Hope 93 campaign anthem.

Olosho on the move.

Just be shaking smelly bum bum everywhere. She go don mess the club environment with fart.

See her dress sense, so modest. This is the type of role model I admire so much.

May their souls RIP.

Ask your dad first what he graduated with.

Misrighteousnes:
Everything about every news is Buhari as far as you are concern.
Though he is a failure but remember he has the following points to himself.

~~Who built Zik Mausoleum?
~~Who started Ogoni CleanUp?
~~Who made June12 Democracy Day?
~~Who gave Abiola GCFR and Fawehinmi GCON?
~~Who paid Biafran Soldiers Gratuities?
~~Who settled all NITEL Staff Gratuities?
~~Who brought joy to the faces of Nigeria Airways Retirees?

~~Who gave Ariaria Market Aba 24 hours electricity?
~~Who named Abuja National Stadium MKO Abiola NATIONAL Stadium?
~~Who bailed out State Governments in order to settle outstanding Salaries Arrears inherited from previous government?

~~Who is now giving local governments their funds direct from Federation Account?
~~Who increased minimum wage from 18k to 30k?

~~Who made local rice sufficient in Nigeria?
~~Who is making Nigeria a Tomato Paste hub?
~~Who is feeding School Pulpis nationwide?
~~Who pays Npower stipends to young people?
~~Who is constructing bridges, rails and roads across the country?

~~Who is fighting BokoHaram?
~~Who is supplying the military with the latest, modern and sophisticated weapons?

~~Who is fighting orchestrated & deliberate criminal activities by bandits, herders, farmers & hooligans?
~~Who is making natural and steady, realistic progress on the economy?

Okay, who is that Leader who openly declared his assets twice without stealing, hiding any state resources?

IF YOU’RE AN HONEST HUMAN BEINGS, JUST ANSWER.

Who be this one again? Ask the veterans, to defend a failure is not an easy job.

In case you never knew, all those trash you put up there is window dressing.

See wetin dey hit Nairaland frontpage.

Op, make i no talk wetin dey my mind before u talk say na me spoil business for you.

Finally.

Suppose be 2.:0 by now all thanks to Aub.

KingOfAmebo:
Abeg, Na which one be 'brand new tragic improvement"? It's like Op just finished one mole of SK".- Village People spokesperson

Op just turned this sad news to comedy show. Its been long I laugh this hard.

Onyi please forgive me.

waistbead:
@Op,I take God name beg you,day just break I no wan laugh

May her soul relaxation in peace indeed


Such a beautiful young lady.

RIP Onyi

Thanks to Op, abeg make man pikin laugh small forget naija wahala.

Paschal232:
In a brand new tragic improvement, a 26-year-old woman recognized as Onyinye Enekwe, is reported to be among the many individuals who misplaced their lives, within the 21-storey constructing that collapsed on Monday, November 1, in Ikoyi space of Lagos State.
Onyinye, whose wedding ceremony was slated for subsequent month, solely simply received employed to work as a private assistant, few days earlier than the unlucky incident occurred.
A supply mentioned,

“Oyin is without doubt one of the those that was trapped within the collapsed constructing. Her corpse was discovered this morning, November 3.

She was employed to work as a private assistant for the developer, Femi Osibona, and she or he resumed work on Friday, November 29, 2021, she has not collected any wage from this employment. She lived at In the past palace means, Okoya, they provided her lodging in Ikoyi due to the space and in addition, a month-to-month wage of N150ok.

Her wedding ceremony is approaching this December, her household has even given the husband’s household their record. Might her soul Relaxation in Peace.”

Onyi RIP.

OP, no let your English teacher see this rubbish were you post ooo.

The last paragraph got me rolling on the floor.

Good to know.

So herdsmen were carrying arms before?

1bunne4lif:
We'll get there someday

Which day abeg?

From lawmakers to law breakers.

Is she about to be hatched?

Cos ayam not understanding the the concept at all.

Demogorgon:
Norwegian minnows? Lmao Bodo are no minnows bruh unless you've not been following them

No mind the op, next time you will also hear that Molde too are minnows.

ST

noisy45:
I know how to deal with them just report to NITDA through there email and phone number so this with audio recording and screenshot of the email Dem go leave you for days undisturbed.

Please throw more light on audio recording aspect and the screen shot.

MangekyoAlt:
Assnal go almost catch up with pendu's team if them win today. For a team that were formally in the relegation. It is safe to say they'll be surpassing pendulum's team sef since they'll be playing Liverpool, man city, Tottenham, etc next

Trouble finder

Gunners for life

danniyal:
Sokoloan, 9credit or Lcredit have done it again

No be lie oooo.

Sokoloan almost make motor jam me on Saturday. I don swear over my dead body if God help me commot for their ring. It's bye bye to online loan companies no matter the condition wey I find myself.

2elliot:
Guy, stay focus. No put your hand for that Vaseline.

After a hell of a day. This got me laffing real hard. You're not nice bro

Nobody should comment on this thread again without a link to the leaked video.

I hate nonsense.