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Op, make i no talk wetin dey my mind before u talk say na me spoil business for you.

Finally.

Suppose be 2.:0 by now all thanks to Aub.

KingOfAmebo:
Abeg, Na which one be 'brand new tragic improvement"? It's like Op just finished one mole of SK".- Village People spokesperson

Op just turned this sad news to comedy show. Its been long I laugh this hard.

Onyi please forgive me.

waistbead:
@Op,I take God name beg you,day just break I no wan laugh

May her soul relaxation in peace indeed


Such a beautiful young lady.

RIP Onyi

Thanks to Op, abeg make man pikin laugh small forget naija wahala.

Paschal232:
In a brand new tragic improvement, a 26-year-old woman recognized as Onyinye Enekwe, is reported to be among the many individuals who misplaced their lives, within the 21-storey constructing that collapsed on Monday, November 1, in Ikoyi space of Lagos State.
Onyinye, whose wedding ceremony was slated for subsequent month, solely simply received employed to work as a private assistant, few days earlier than the unlucky incident occurred.
A supply mentioned,

“Oyin is without doubt one of the those that was trapped within the collapsed constructing. Her corpse was discovered this morning, November 3.

She was employed to work as a private assistant for the developer, Femi Osibona, and she or he resumed work on Friday, November 29, 2021, she has not collected any wage from this employment. She lived at In the past palace means, Okoya, they provided her lodging in Ikoyi due to the space and in addition, a month-to-month wage of N150ok.

Her wedding ceremony is approaching this December, her household has even given the husband’s household their record. Might her soul Relaxation in Peace.”

Onyi RIP.

OP, no let your English teacher see this rubbish were you post ooo.

The last paragraph got me rolling on the floor.

Good to know.

So herdsmen were carrying arms before?

1bunne4lif:
We'll get there someday

Which day abeg?

From lawmakers to law breakers.

Is she about to be hatched?

Cos ayam not understanding the the concept at all.

Demogorgon:
Norwegian minnows? Lmao Bodo are no minnows bruh unless you've not been following them

No mind the op, next time you will also hear that Molde too are minnows.

ST

noisy45:
I know how to deal with them just report to NITDA through there email and phone number so this with audio recording and screenshot of the email Dem go leave you for days undisturbed.

Please throw more light on audio recording aspect and the screen shot.

MangekyoAlt:
Assnal go almost catch up with pendu's team if them win today. For a team that were formally in the relegation. It is safe to say they'll be surpassing pendulum's team sef since they'll be playing Liverpool, man city, Tottenham, etc next

Trouble finder

Gunners for life

danniyal:
Sokoloan, 9credit or Lcredit have done it again

No be lie oooo.

Sokoloan almost make motor jam me on Saturday. I don swear over my dead body if God help me commot for their ring. It's bye bye to online loan companies no matter the condition wey I find myself.

2elliot:
Guy, stay focus. No put your hand for that Vaseline.

After a hell of a day. This got me laffing real hard. You're not nice bro

Nobody should comment on this thread again without a link to the leaked video.

I hate nonsense.

Bigredmachine:
many people don't want to believe that any football match whatsoever can be fixed... Nigeria now leads by 2 goals margin, i predicted rather i knew its 1-3 goals margin win for Nigeria, first leg was actually fixed to let people lose their money

let do some arithmetic

during the first leg at home
assuming 2billion people played bet, out of which 400 million people played and included Nigeria to either (win, win both halves, score in both halves, anytime goal scorer, away +1 or 2 goals home still win...etc) which ever outcome... i believe none came out for this 400 million people... they are scared, they say Nigerian match is rubbish, forgetting bookies controls everything

Bookies won 1:0

they see Nigeria today and say no they disappointed last time out i wont look them, only few would would risk it that Nigeria wins today, and if its a stand alone bet, i see those few people smiling at the end, if its an accumulative bet, then another Judas might be in, so Nigeria delivers today maybe another Judas betrays the ticket

Bookies won again 2:0

you think you have learnt your lesson, you continue the cycle like that till you realize you have lost all your money

nah money i no get, i for play Nigeria to win both halves today... i knew Nigeria would win

Bro Judas, no be lie

samuelson06:
You can recover that money if those aboki guys agree to help you. At the point of withdrawing the money, the bank gave you a withdrawal slip to sign. Go and retrieve that slip from them and make a copy. Take it to aboki and plead with them to help circulate those serials within their network and anyone that brings those serials to change to naira would be caught.

What happens if the thieves decide to change the notes in another city?

jeffsummers:
You should have gone to the bank to rake. Am 99 percent sure the robbers were tipped off by whoever paid you the money in the bank. I have seen a situation like this. As soon as it happened the guy went to the bank to hold the cashier who paid him and made a whole lot of noise. After investigations, she was arrested and is was a culprit

I had a similar experience. My boss sent me to withdraw about 2m from the bank. They delayed me and I became uncomfortable. Immediately I finished the transaction and stepped out of the banking hall, a guy I saw in banking hall followed me out into the street. Meanwhile I saw this guy walked in, I observed that he didn't carry out any transaction, he was just there and observing.
My intuition hit me immediately, I walked two poles then entered another bank.
This guy in question just stood across in a street opposite the bank and waited and I was inside the second bank observing him.
I stayed in that bank for complete 4 hours, I checked back he wasn't there but I still had to take some precaution because some other person could be assigned the observation responsibility.
I called my brother to bring me a shirt and my sunshades. He came to the bank, gave the stuff and I quickly changed my shirt, put on my shades, strolled out of the bank and left on a bike.
Fear bankers oooo, especially access Bank.

DICO111:
My dear, I own and make a living for now through riding keke.....At least i don beg for food nor other basic needs. Just that $400 is just too much for me to be able to re pl place unless I'm selling my keke which will be a big error

Why didn't you use your Keke to do running around? That would have at least given you a sense of privacy unless Keke doesn't access the bank area.

Sorry bro. Street is just mean these days.

Truvelisback:
U call those guys ordinary? Those guys aren't ordinary, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to beat Arsenal.

Don't mind him. I fell in love with Brentford when I watched their semi final and final play off matches.

Any team that underate Brentford will surely collect.

Check well, she go don mess for the husband face. Funny shit

FalseProphet1:
I'm so sad...the voice on the video said a tanker just fell down and is removing fuel and people are picking it.

The mulitiple barrage of his locally constructed English made me loose my prophetic signals for some minutes.

I can't see anything for now.

Na confirmed werey this prophet be.

FreeStuffsNG:
The Executive Governor of Akwa Ibom is HE Udom and he's the Akokite, not HE Ayade of Cross Rivers state who is a Uite.
Good morning sir.

Ok Sir.
Went back to check your comment this time more closely. Forgive my oversight Sir.

Anyway, he is still a waste pipe.

[quote author=FreeStuffsNG post=105922177]@OP.
Since you want a sincere response, please don't let anyone decieve you o, the calibre of university you attend matters. It's not only considered in Nigeria, it's done all over the world. In some countries and even here in Nigeria, even the calibre of Secondary school you attend matters too.

While it is true that in reality, we can't all attend high calibre universities but for university education, in particular, do not settle for less . If you have what it takes to attend high calibre university, please go for it. Those attending and finishing from those universities do not have two heads while some folks did not make those universities because of poor preparation and some of the kind of low quality advice you are being given here.

I always advice that in Nigeria, work very hard to attend and graduate from the the first generation universities of UNILAG, UNN, OAU, ABU and UI. In Nigeria, it is these 5 universities and the others. Shikena!

Just by reminder, just look at the array of alumni UNILAG is parading in this picture in 2021. 4 out of 6 governors in the SW are from a single university; University of Lagos (UNILAG) and someone is suggesting to you that it's a fluke? 3 governors from the SS attended UI( Edo, Delta & Cross Rivers) and one governor finished from UNILAG( Akwa Ibom). And even the Governor of Anambra state is an alumnus of UNILAG!

I know organizations that hire from only those 5 and most of them are leaders in their industries. Top consultancy firms particularly get talents from these universities. Have you not wondered why the best graduating student in UNILAG this year was already in Shell?

If you can, please attend only among those 5 but if you can't for first degree, attend them for second degree. By the time you graduate from any of these 5, you will know the difference. Those who didn't attend those 5 high calibre universities can't advice you that it doesn't matter. They want you to settle for less.

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So Ben Ayade finished from unilag and couldn't even contribute a thing to humanity. He's such a waste.

Na waooo. Na small time remain bandits go enter dey wedding reception ground abduct bride.

And na presido state.

luizpippo:
Lwkmd.

Funny thing be say im parents dey relocate to South West so dem advise am to come carry one of the one room and parlor for their compound so e fit put eyes for the tenants, if the babe enta pere, na belle sharpally she go use hold am, if he cry, she go arrange 3sum take pacify am

Omo ero! Some girls are mad

Mehn, dem just kpai this fine guy like that.

Neduzze5:
Wishing the team success in their playing endeavors.

May they perform better than Buhari has performed in the last 5 years!!

Super eagles is a lower version of arsenal FC.