₦airaland Forum

We have two typez of ladies tryin 2 woo a guy on line!

1. Is either d lady is not beautiful. Or.
2. She's desperate 4 mariage...guyz beware..

Go n woo d guyz on ur street instead, am sure d will respond wit all pleasure! If na here 4get it..

maxit2: I was there this morning when this happened. I have pictures of the Congolese guys.
BUT I won't post the pictures unless you give me 100 likes.

dey dia na. Ode....

*ankpa
*anyigba
*idah
*dekina
*ejule
*ogugu
*okpo
*ochaja
*ochi adegbe abutu.
*okura..

Fyn newz, bt is dem 2 long i mean story. Even wale soyika self go don taya 2 dey read am. Gudluck ebele 2 him sha.

Mine was my first visit 2 abuja, dat was in d year 2014. I was insde d room truout d first day, d second day i decide 2 cum out n feel d beautiful city n d colourful street wit full of design flowers. As i opned d gate.behold, i saw an old woman in her late 70's, carring a heavy load on her back sholder instead of her head.. @ first i tought it's d load dat disbalance her, i rushd 2 helpd her, d next tin i hear was "haya haya"means, commot 4rm road. I was so shock..

Elantracey: lol, don't allow some hungry Lions jump on you o , I can't even ask a guy for money except on very extreme cases or emergencies.

ask na ask, either on emergencies or u ar asking all d tym cuz beging is in ur blood, beg na beg.

LMAyedun: Aisha Buhari

diz woman na mamiwaterll

Ok

3mnthz

Sowi sir, i can feel ur pain bt 3mnth...in d same huz haba oga...

Ok! Do we ve any physiologist in d huz 2 explain diz 2 us? Is't possible 4 a dead body 2 be kept a room witout embowment 4 a month n ntin happen it? Nt 2 talk abt 3mnthz oo

teeo: The man done call him wife sharp sharp. He no even waste time

african beleive...

Even if satan like it or nt in jesus name 9j we escape diz 1. Tnkz giving tin

Zhangkum: Useless CAF and their Rubbish awards.

What's the criteria sef ?

And for those fools using goals scored ! Must a player score goals in order to be World Footballer ? Haven't you seen GoalKeeper and Defender winning the trophy before ?

how many goalz did canavaro score b4 wining WORLD footballer of year award in 2006. Very soon una go hear say isa hayatu son wey d play bitch socker don caf award.

Moderator, can u plz. Change d name of diz caf award to francophone award. Plz. Na beg i de beg o.

Busuyib: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .... mikel them don rub una..wetin yaya toure achieve sef?pass mikei.....robbrey of the highest order those mocking mikel are not chelsea fanx...haters

diz's nt abt bin a chelsea fan. Even d mikel don de in hotel rum de gbadu his ashawa now, una go de here d ague make una no go sleep

conquerour: YAYA Said after He had received the AWARD that " I greet my fellow counterpart most especially JOHN OBI MIKEL who deserved THIS AWARD".
What do u think this mean?
It is a big flurp to CAF officials & African football When the winner knows He didn't deserve the AWARD given to him.
This is the right time for English Speaking African Country to back out of CAF, If not it will continue like this, Franco'fo country has upper hand in Caf than the English.

u do hv a point, i share d same tought so.

Nonses award.

[quote author=Pretyangel25]seriously he likes dashing me money o but I won't collect anything 4rm him again. tnx 4 ur advice. D only tin u can do is 2 honorably liv d house, if nt so long u ar in dat house, d man will nt stop untill he get wat he wish 4rm u.

lynpetra: It's really pathetic to listen to the tales of homeless people in Abuja.Some complain bitterly of how scarce it is to get affordable homes here in the heart of the North.Such Irony!As my aunt drove me around this evening,I can't help to notice so many empty duplexes,bungalows,self contains,Block of flats around."Auntie all this houses na who them dey build am for?"I asked.Beautiful empty houses,several still under construction.Greed na bastard!An employed average Nigerian can never afford the price of only a Dog post in these houses!!Infact,who are those building this houses?Why build a house to leave it empty for years because no customer can pay the prize?Isn't it selfish,foolish and inhumanly wicked?Why not make it affordable as it is available?The only reason business isn't booming in Abuja is partly because plenty houses are empty,as a lot of youths live in places like Iyanya,Maraba,Kubwa,and the outskirts of Abuja.

I know our Govt system is made for the rich,we don't mean anything to them.Living in well built houses doesn't fit the average Nigerian.As they loot our money,every seconds of everyday,every minute of every hour,every day of every year,stealing big,dumping it here and there,hiding them by building so many Estates,Shopping Malls,Markets,Blocks of Flats,ALL FOR NOTHING!!!EMPTY AS THE YEARS GOES....They continue to hide this stolen money on properties and lands,some of which are taken by force from indigenes.....



Mmmh...God is watching.Still waiting for that revolution,surely it will come.It can only take time.




*continues to sip Zobo*

eya sorry, i no hw u feel.

Chillisauce: my dear, I just dodge that one.
Except hubby thinks I have a hidden agenda I see no reason why he would ask me not to speak my dialect.

abi

shoerack6: I don't even want to explain what happened cos if I do, u people will help me insult him.
Ok, let me explain. Hubby is a tribalist. He said he doesn't like me speaking this particular language and that's the language I use when communicating with my family.
So yesterday, my aunty called. I tried as much as possible not to speak this language so was just answering her hun, ehn ehn but at the same time I don't want him to think i'm talking with someone I don't want him to know, so I decided to ask after her son in the language. That's where the trouble started oo.
I'm so sick and tired of all this. When I tried begging, he asked me to leave his presence and that was when I asked him if he was trying to frustrate me. He now said these days that my mouth is becoming too sharp and even threatened to slap me.

if nt stupidity again hw can u tell ur wife nt 2 speak her language. My sister am sorry, u hv 2 face it, datz 1 tin u must expect 4rm any marriage within d first 5year of age.

shoerack6: The thing is I don't even nag. I've never done that before since we got married. I don't even talk when he's angry and lashing at me.

datz y he's takin advantage of u.

@op, sorry bt u shu'dnt hv mentn a particular drugz here, de ar some many under age visitin diz forum, de might strt missusin d drugz.

WMD: The silence from that part of the country givs me great concern wallahi. . . No insult pls. Is jst that i dnt hear them even in our network news or am i the only one?

d only newz u can hear abt dem is wen som1 commite sucide or kill his father cuz of palm fruit.

odua boy: May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

Can't imagine how devastated the prof would be...

u mean i "CAN"

I don dey tink since, i jst find out dat de is nting dat 1 culd drive pleasure 4rm dan sex.

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]I am a cute & intelligent guy, I dress moderately with enough swag to match but I don't know why ugly girls usually find me attractive. I've been into some relationships in the past but none had seemed to work out perfectly.

I had trust issues with my last girlfriend and decided to call the relationship quit and had since vowed never to rush into a new relationship and also rush out, because that seemed to be the end result.

However, some ugly girls had been looking for several ways to become my girlfriend from their reactions but to no avail as I'd rather remain celibate than engage a relationship with an ugly girl. No dis-respect to all the ugly babes on Nairaland but I think a good-looking brother deserve a good-looking sister, or so I say.

One of these ugly girls was a friend of a friend, I don't know exactly how she got my number but she called me sometime ago with a 'private number' and a fake name and somehow we got talking. Ironically, the fake name happens to be the namesake of someone I had a crush on, so I played along thinking she was the one. After that time, this ugly girl kept calling me without hiding her number and also sending me endless text messages so I saved her number.

I outrightly fell in love with her plus she had an angelic voice. It's ironic how ugly girls usually have pretty voices, innit? One day she finally revealed her true identity to me while we were gisting on phone, immediately she called her real name I instantly recognised her and felt my whole world crashing upon me, this was a girl I usually calls practically four times per day, sometimes I would send her love quotes before going to bed and when I can't think of a suitable one I would google it and then send it to her.

To make matters worst, this girl was not only ugly but she had knock knees. Anyways, I pitily ended the call that day but not after I lied that I was not the guy she knew, I could feel the pain, sadness and emotional trauma I made her go through but there was really nothing I could do. I felt bad afterwads but nothing spectacular could had been between the both of us.

Aside her, about four other girls whom I also consider ugly are trying to get into my life but yet to succeed. It's not like I am being cocky about my looks but I just don't fancy dating ugly girls and I believe alot of other guys reading this feels the same way I do. The thing is, all these girls demand for my phone number and I reluctantly give it to them but never call, they always do the calling and sometimes complain that I don't care as if I'am their boyfriend.

I could easily give them a stern warning never to call me again but that's unlike me, I don't like to hurt a girl's feelings, but then my heart keeps judging me becaues of pretence. Have you been in such situation before? How did you get rid of them? Please advice me![/quote]kk am coming

It all depend on d kind of beauty u ar lukin 4, is't facial beauty or inner beauty? If itz facial beauty u dnt need 2 luk 4 dem, i hv so many of dem in my area, come 2 3rd avenue b4 mr.biggz gwarinpa estate, we hv so many angelz dia, in my area we call dem "ukwu" meanz fresh. But if itz inner beauty u ar luking 4, plz. I will advice u stick 2 doz ur ugly frnd, i beliv 1 of has wat u ar lukin 4.!!!!

[quote author=bigfree]@op. You do nothing!!!
take care of your family and let her take care of hers.
Even if the child is yours; after nine years you wanna play father or what? The child has a father and he is not you. If u dnt hv any gud tin 2 said, is nt better u keep ur advice 2 urself! Rada dan advicing some 1 2 4get abt his own daughter, i tink datz a bad advice. My boda if u luv ur daughter fight 2 get her now b4 is too late.

24in7: i hate any so called snakes wit passion

does dat chnge any tin?