₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
Kudos to him, what else are other lawmakers doing to improve there people.

You should be worried about the inflation of the cost of these so-called constituency projects. Corruption is a disease that Buhari will struggle to eliminate except we institute the death penalty for it.

yanpian:
Hello Mavor I am interested in your shadow of mordor I have dying light horror game, new resident evil revolution and alien isolation my number is 08038133100

sold a long time ago bro.

Haybee191:
i have a nearly new ps vita wifi + 3G, with complete pack and accesories, i also have 3 games ( uncharted, god of war 1 & 2, and a racing game ), i also have memory card and carry case. lets deal

how much? pics?

how much last?

Sholzbankz:
Available

is this ps vita?

Shigoboy:
My uncle who is in UK normally send money direct to my GTBANK through agent, about a month bank I was expecting some money from him which I later received, but to my greatest surprise, I received the alert twice and the amount was doubled, I ignored it hoping it was just an bank alert error, as time goes on, as I was making other transactions with the account extra N370 keeps reflecting, but the issue was the my account was restricted, on getting to bank to know why the restriction I was told I opened the account as a student account and their is a limit to amount I can't receive with it which is 500K and I've received more than that so I was asked to upgrade it to be active, as I write this message I still have the money in my account which I've only withdrawn 10K from it, I'm scared of bank issue, I don't want them to start dragging my boxer, it's a month now, guyz do you think they can still come for this money? I already have a plan for this money, I guess the error is from the agent that did the fund transfer not bank, I'm still wondering if that is my 2016 Promo.

Guy fear God ooo! Do the right. You don't need to open a Nairaland thread on the issue.

hakinze00:
am really sorry but d person dat bought it,is a nairalander,maybe wen he is thru he fit sell to u

bro i asked u first. i can't be chasing someone else. No wahala.

hakinze00:
yh am sori I forgot abt ur interest in it,sold it already

men you no try ooo!

yoribo:
[size=28pt]. Brother for this ntel to work they must get oyibo expertrste to manage the network. If not it will not work no bi Nigerian thing. Before one year they don loot the money the network make. Their data plan, shows you what am saying. Other providers that has been in biz know that this is not feasible. [/size]

NTel is being run by mostly former Ericsson people. The MD was Ericsson Nigeria's former Country Manager. Guy is a visionary. Technology is based on largely Ericsson tech. Compare to Smile which is Ericsson tech end to end and I will say I have confidence in their capability to deliver. The fair usage policy is what will make or break this for me.

izuch:
9k for 30days? He'll no!!

Better than SMile's 19800 for 30 days. Y'all need to read the fineprint first though. At what gigabyte does fair usage policy apply and what is the speed then throttled to. For now I'm half sold but not completely.

hakinze00:
ok will do

are u done with the far cry? call me please. i misplaced your num

hakinze00:
ok den,but d person I am 2 get it 4m,number is currently switched off,I will get in touch with u tomorrow if I can come

ok

hakinze00:
I can get one for 8k but I can't come to d island

if u can come tomorrow Sunday, I'll take care of ur tfare. lekki side

wolewolsz:
I do but i stay in ibadan

Too bad bro. Am in Lag. But thanks.

Sholzbankz:
Yup. Brand new tho. Call or watsapp 08171139023. Location : Lagos

Too expensive. For an old game. Anyone else please?

Does anyone have Lords of The Fallen for sale?

Special Elective SER001 is a course that all jambites in all faculties usually do. Hence the unusually high number of exam participants. This is not the norm for 99% of exams in Ife. It would be good if mods and admins on Nairaland confirm information before making it frontpage material.

You went there expecting to get paid, why do a lot of Nigerians girls think this way??

Jadekitana:
Your opinion is been used presently to clean my dogs anus

The way you talk shows your level of maturity. Too bad for you. Does this by any chance have anything to do with the guy who took you to a strip club? -->https://www.nairaland.com/2959825/he-guts-take-me-strip

Suddenly all Lagos guys are gold diggers. How much you get sef? Joker!

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

You sound like a broken record. Quite disappointed to see you posting this sorta thing to say the least.

dacovajnr:
Myth?

Yea there is such a thing called manipulating someone into having consensual sex. But not consensual "rape"

dacovajnr:
Consensual Rape you meant to say Bro? And why T.B Joshua and not God?

Consensual rape is a myth. There's no such thing. Correct me if am wrong tho. I actually said T.B Joshua cos I read somewhere online that her father intends to take her to T.B Joshua when he gets her cos they all strongly believe she's under a spell---> http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/police-hand-over-ese-to-parents-dad-says-shes-hypnotised-taking-her-to-tb-joshua/. The girl is insisting she's 17 as against 14 that her family says. Dunno wassup with that.

abiolag:
Analog Controller Thumb Stick Grips Cap Cover For PlayStation for #500 for 2pieces

Please how can I get this? I'm in Lekki/VI axis.

HirstMOG:
Boko haram people, only God knows what they use in brainwashing minors.

She's probably suffering from Stockholm's Syndrome.

dacovajnr:
Yunusa na madt fellow nau...

She's def not a virgin anymore that's for sure. The poor creature was raped and she doesn't even know it. She thinks she's in love. So sad men. She really needs T.B. Joshua in her life.

dacovajnr:
Abeg forget Ese..look @ that Stainless Policewoman..Wey Yunusa make e cum gimme the kain jazz wey he use for Ese..make I test am for this Stainless woman body...but come oooo..if this woman slap you..you go love to receive another slap no matter how deafening the slap be coz of her beauty

Bros na prick jazz ooo!!! 14 year old kwa. Na wa!

prestige2013:
Lamentation of a poor woman!

Cooling system no dey?

u dey mind am? na poverty dey worry am.

Jadekitana:
You can imagine the rate at with conji be killing some guys! to say i'm disappointed is an understatement. I'v been friends with this guy for some months,he's been on my case and has agreed to give me all the time I need before we start dating.

I was on my own last night when he invited me to go take sharwarma somewhere around.
We were just gisting normally about life and next thing he said was he's getting really bored and there's a new place on the island he would like to take me to.

We got there, I noticed the bouncers were really fierce looking! I got scared and asked him why they had 6 hefty bouncers,he just laughed and said it's cos the place is new. He quickly paid for VIP and when they opened the door first thing I saw was a fair beautiful girl stark naked dancing holding a pole. There were about 10ladies or more completely naked, with guys having fun with them!

I didn't bother to proceed to the VIP, I left in annoyance, boarded a cab and deleted his number sharply.

A guy who takes a lady to a strip club to watch other naked ladies and probably partake in frolicking with them can never be serious in a relationship! Quote me anywhere.

I will never take you to a strip club....Ever!!!

HonPatrick:
Like what the Bleep is wrong with some ladies?


Okay, she's my official girlfriend and her birthday was yesterday, so I took her to a Boutique to get her some things she requested.
I told her I have just 30k to spend, cos I know she can buy things worth 80k if you're not careful.
At the end of the whole *Bae, am I beautiful?*parade the sales attendant calculated the total sum to be #29,500.

When I checked my pocket, I found out that I had only 29k on me. I forgot we bought fuel on our way.
So, I told my girlfriend to borrow me 1k...and I promised to return later in the day, but she said "Babe, I swear to god, I don't have any money on me at the moment"
So, to safe the embarrassment, I went to the ATM to get more money. We paid and left.

To cut the story short. When we got home, she went to ease herself in the rest room, while I was in the living room.
Then her phone began to ring so, I opened her bag to get the phone, but I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw 1thousand naira notes inside her bag. Na so I vex comot all the money put am for my pocket. Later, she come dey ask if I took any money from her bag and I replied "I thought you don't have any money on you"

I returned the money though, but I've been angry since yesterday.


If you were in my shoes, will you continue with this kind of relationship or not?

that this mumu OP had to open a thread to get the obvious answer is the bigger tradegy.

Gameboyy007:
Ur numba man

Drop your number. I will call you please.

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