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Sequel to the 5 things you see in an opposite sex in the first 50seconds, I come with this.

If you can't have both, good looks and good behaviour. Meaning:
A. Good Looks, Bad Behaviour
B. Bad Looks (ugly), Good Behaviour.

What would you settle for?

Remember you can't have both. And the ugly is as in ugly and the good looks is drop dead gorgeous.

Let's here you.

Fabulocity:
Eyah. see how superficial y'all are. Just looking at physical attributes

I'm creating a thread for this.

I don't need to see a lady from the front to know all these. I can determine a cute chic from behind. Face, chest, hygiene etc

It's like we have been abandoned by the op. I would have loved to ask him how I'm to connect with the company whose products I'll be promoting on instagram. And how to get paid.

I can't wait to see on FP that they finally met.

My colleagues might not like this but we all have our targets and goals in life.

I intend to design affordable logos for small scale businesses. We all need an identity for our businesses. Let's be corporate even if we are still small.
Don't underestimate yourself, your business will grow in Jesus name. Amen.

Now this project is not for big businesses, if your business is big and you come here, I have one of my apprentices that will run a check on you.

It's cheap, just 2k so there are limitations.
1. We won't design different logos for you to choose from.
2. You have very limited control on us in the design process.
3. We will show you just 2 sketches of your logo, you choose and we design.
4. Don't expect a sophisticated logo design. They are expensive. Some cost more than 20k

So, drop your number (WhatsApp) or Bbpin.

Thanks.

We will attach some of our works for you to see.

In addition we design and produce
+ Letterheads
+ Receipts and Invoices
+ Complementary Cards
+ Official Envelopes
+ Notepads

Dem dey rub ororo for body ni?

yusaze:
Nollywood actress, Ini Edo, is serving some serious fierceness in a new shot she just shared. The platinum hair-do, lace mono strap dress, gold belt cinching the waist and versace high heels made up her whole look. See photos below...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBKtcfBATV/?taken-by=iniedo

OK... I love those legs

yusaze:
Cossy Ojiakor totally covered up on set of a movie. According to her, people say she should retain this look...
She wrote: Madam Mirian.... They all say how beautiful I look on set. So cute and matured. Biko... Are they lying. Or is it true. Should I start dressing like this.

Who prefers her like this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDDUK5EnACV/?taken-by=cossyojiakor

She's not selling today.

So he was going to offset someone's hospital bills and he went with photographers or the photographers work in the hospital or what?

This is cheap, too cheap.

Please where are the boobs?

When we want to go against God's plan, we all suffer.
God made man first and then made the woman to SUPPORT him. We men can't do without our women, they are our lives but they can't be equal to us in anyway. They should just stop this madness and assume their God-given position.

We will all be at peace.

tpiar:
why not help her find a more convenient job in addition to dashing out money, however, is Linda a bank, with the way she's giving out cash anyhow.

what exactly is her game plan, because obviously if its just about dashing out money ceaselessly, the cash for don finish.

How is she making the money back?

and can she not help men in addition to women?

Bad belle

If it's a place of torment, then what has Jesus gone to do there? And why did God frowned at the Baal worshipers who sacrificed children in fire?

God is the only God of justice. How can he punish a man for the sin he inherited, and lived for less than 100years with eternity in fire? Is that justice?

Some years back in Lagos, I little house girl stole meat from the pot (she has done something bad and should be punished) but the woman who employed her punished her by bathing her with kerosene and set her ablaze. It is these same us that was cursing this woman that she's a devil, she's this she's that. You re saying God will do this same thing and it's OK? God has given us a sense of reasoning. It's left to us to use it.

Adam and Eve that committed this sin we inherited were never sent to hell. Instead God said "they will return to the dust that they were made from" why will a God of justice now send those that inherited the sin to hell.

Besides, Revelations 20:14 "And death and the Grave were hurled into the lake of fire. This means the second death, the lake of fire."

How can grave and death be thrown into the fire if it's a physical fire? Can grave and death suffer? This fire here can never be literal but figurative. This is why the Bible refer to it as the second death. The second death is a death without any hope of resurrection.

First one has to understand the two deaths mentioned in the Bible. I can give you some of where the second death is been mentioned. Please remove any kind hatred for Jehovah's Witnesses from your heart and read from your own Bible. Revelations 20:6, 20:14, 2:11, 21:8, if you understand what the second death is, then you will know what the first death is and why the Bible use fire in place of the second death.

That we don't blv in hell those not mean we don't fear God. We do but the hope of a better future as promised by God is too good to miss. This is why despite all the persecution and insults we have never and will never be derailed in our course. We preach without tiring.

Just give us a listening ears. What are we to gain if we are to deceive you? Will we go through all these troubles just to incur the wrath of God on ourselves?
We are not forcing people to join us. We are not out to be the richest religious organisation in the world, we don't tithe, we donate freely as we have resolved in our hearts not by force. God loves a cheerful giver.

Everything we do are backed by the scripture.

Please op, how do I use mock-ups? Thanks

AlexReports:
A blog reader just sent this:‎



I have this friend whom I never had plans of dating when we met but we got close. I went out with her to see a friend, though she believed so much in me which usually makes her to seek my decision for anything. ‎

On this Faithful night, I was with her in a friend's place whom I usually let my girls sleep over his place or let them have fun with him. When the guy (James- not real name) saw her he was practically all over her and eventually invited her inside but before she went in she was looking at me for a rejection sign or reaction but I did nothing. 

After about 30mins she came out of the room with the guy (James) only for her to tell me she had slept with the guy that she would not have if I told her what I was up to. I felt sad but did not confront the guy because we were close. From that moment it dawn on me that I was loving this same girl (Anita -not real name).

James was not interested in a relationship with Anita because he was already married. Now my challenge is that I have not slept with her but we seem to be both in love. Even her parents are known to me well and I desire to marry her but the thought of my friend (James) haven slept with her which ofcourse he will play a good role in my wedding kills me silently.

Do I still go ahead and propose to her since we are now dating or she won't be a wife material?

The truth is that James is not aware yet we are now dating, Anita tells me everything and has long apologised. 

What should I do? Do I go ahead with her or should I seek someone else?

I love Anita, I believe Anita loves me, James is my pal whom I believe will feel guilty if he finds out he actually slept with a girl I finally wish to marry,

Please your advice sir or from other readers

You're talking rubbish. You allow your girls sleep over in his place, the friend is married, he was taking her inside to phork and you did nothing, she came out and said she phorked your friend...... So disjointed and 99.9% untrue story and if it was true..... You must be very stupid.

Cre8:
#Late Post.

Series of designs done for WGB (WinnersGoldenBet.com) re-brand which was executed late last year December.
Though none was used.

None was used? Why?

Gtb

Can people just stop requesting for a free logo? You guys should stop abusing us logo designers. If you know the stress we go through to create a good logo..... You won't ask for it free.

Sometimes we do free logo out of our own freewill. Wait and let us offer free.... Please stop asking.

Thanks.

Greene66:
I have seen a lot of ladies. Nigerian especially that have stomach. You think some of them are pregnant. Why is this?

Guys can you marry a woman with stomach?

Never. I can't even marry a lady prone to growing a fat stomach.

It's just negligence and sometimes stupidity.

Y'all need to see my bae's tummy.. Me dey even fear how baby go fit stay inside.

deyemia:
The Person I Intend To Marry Just Told Me This!!!


Dear Nairalanders,

I've come again to hear your views about this issue.... especially married "Egbons"

So it all started like this, My new fiancee and I just finished a sunday service and I was about going to drop her at home when one of her single friends asked if she could join us which we agreed.

On our way they started talking all wife stuffs sharing their views on a marriage and shii, then one thing led to a financial topic where my fiancee started saying she can never support a husband financially, that a man should be a man and take all responsibilities of every penny to be spent, that the reason she's working is to be able to afford all the things she wants that all the responsibilities of the household is for the husband . I acted cool at first.

Her friend was even saying that she doesnt like to be a liability that at least it should not be the man's responsibility 100% that the wife should be able to support financially, My fiancee outrightly disagreed with her saying support doesnt have to be financial from the wife, that it could be through prayers.

I couldnt keep mute anymore I had to ask her "what does it mean when people say supportive wife? " she replied she doesn't know, that she's sure it doesnt have to be financial.

At some point when the friend had already alighted, I asked what if the man is building a house and needs immediate support for just window frames, she said never!

She even said if she has money in the bank and their is no food at home, we will all drink Garri.

Now here are the facts,
-We got introduced through match making,
-there are some good things about her that is worth consideration.
-I dont think she has dated before because she obviously has no experience whats so ever when it comes to relationship behaviours. she's "efikko" kind of.
-This her ideology seems deep rooted in her upbringing and family., her mum is rich.

My Challenge is,
Should I stick around and try to change that ideology or just move on because I am sure it's a destructive ideology.

The same thing led to the death of my 3years relationship. Mine said it's not mandatory for the wife to support her husband. When we broke up, my mum was worried and she called her, it's been more than 5months now, I've not received a simple call from any of her family members.

So, I will tell you to pack your slippers, put them on your head and RUN FOR YOUR LIKE.

endtimesblog:
Ini Edo's look was slammed as many felt her dress looked more like a wedding gown..Well,she doesn't agree...She wrote

Now this beautiful work of art was designed n made by one man which Is what I call excellence in craftsmanship that lots of people can not boast of being successful at any form of craftsmanship or talent yet they are quick to judge n insult people who invest their time into productive creativity...keep your senseless unsolicited opinions to your self comment on ur pages and stay clear of my page if all u have to say is discredit other people's hardwork . It's only an ugly mind that would call this ugly. Enough said. @jbliving designer of life"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCnwWHQhAWL/?hl=en

And what difference is between you and the bad commentators? With this your statement, are you of any difference?

GurlFriend:
According to a twitter user, Phillip Obin, a graduate of the University of Calabar allegedly wrote this embarrassing letter for a job application to his company.

https://twitter.com/philipobin?lang=en

Some will come here and laugh and make jests of this lady when they themselves can't do better.
The only disgrace in this letter is her handwriting and the roughness and that deterrent grammar. Why won't you say you wanna work under pressure when we all know the pressure involved in working here in this country. She made a valid point of wanting to work under pressure just to make customers buy the company's products. Some graduates apply for jobs without knowing the needs of the coy or the reason for that vacancy.

I don talk my own.
This lady is trainable. She's not an empty head.

delonz:
A man whose 7 years old son needs a smartphone (iPhone) and the man, demanded 10 excellent grade from him is his new school report card. Attached is what the boy got in his new school report card, and the man is asking if he should buy his 7 years old son the iPhone he had promised.

Eduland school at Egbeda?

Lawz20:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders, I have a very serious problem which I so much believe that with your kind and generous advice, I might take the right step. I met this girl around April 2012 at my work place and since then we have been together after I proposed to her last year. The fact is I love her so much and I thought she also loves me.

I went down with her to her village around April 2014 to see her parents formally and they were so happy, her mum, dad, grand parents and even her siblings welcomed me wholeheartedly and I was so happy. I stayed with them for two weeks just to see if I can picture out any bad behavior but seriously, non was found.

The problem am having with her is that she has too much male friends and most of them are always sending her love messages both on 2go and Facebook. I once stumble on her Facebook inbox and I found a chat between her and another guy and he was just thanking her for coming to spend good time with him, bla bla bla and how he enjoyed her. I was so mad because during this period she went to the village alone and promised to return in a week but she didn't until after 3 weeks, this is what she always do, she travels like 4-5 times in a year and never return on time. When she returned, I confronted her and she said she is not the one that did that chat with the guy, I tried asking her who did but she never gave me a good answer.

Later that week, she gave me her phone to help her charge it in a barbing saloon, then a strange number called and I picked, the person hissed and cut the call, he later sent a message saying, "you're picking my wife's call and asking me who it is" I replied him that he should check the number that he might be wrong, he then mentioned her name. I went back home to ask my fiancee who own that number then she said its that guy I saw his chat and I should not worry, she will fix it.

Recently again, she has travelled and up till this moment, she is not back, she promised she won't stay upto 2 weeks but yesterday makes it 5 weeks. That same yesterday, my mum's pastor asked my mum to call me that he has a message for me which I later went, he greeted me and say, while he was praying for me because of my mums request, that he was shown that the lady I am planning of marrying is not mine alone, that if I go ahead to marry her, she will wreck me and leave me, he said she travelled now and I said yes, he said she was seeing someone else in the village, he said if I doubt him, I should go ahead.

It was then my mum now said, my younger sister told her of a dream she had, that I caught my fiancee with another guy and it leads to a fight which the said guy killed me. I myself have had such dreams too. The pastor gave me 3 days fasting and prayer. I am confused, despite all her cunning ways I still love her but what should I do and how do I go about leaving her. I will be 30 by 5th April, am not getting any younger. Please advice.

If after all these you still can't see.. Then You are OYO

adesegun121:
Such a rare show of humility, the photos were sent in by a reader. this is the accompanying words:

Good morning everyone, I trust your night was great. Am enroute work, however, I saw something very interesting some few minutes ago. I guess you know the nature of the traffic on the Island if you live in Lagos. This morning wasn't different- there was commotion that prevented cars from moving courtesy of impatience; however, after some few minutes, the traffic situation eased courtesy of a man conducting and directing the flow. I couldn't believe my eyes to see Pastor Paul Adefarasin... The bible makes reference to the things Jesus began to teach and to do. I must say Pastor Paul Adefarasin embodies the message of Theophilus to the body of Christ. It's easier to teach via examples than to preach. I do hope to imbibe values such as this.

: http://www.gistmelove..com/2016/03/checkout-rare-photos-of-pastor-paul.html

Eye service.

Abosi31:
I'm marking my student's test and I saw this in his book. I guess the struggle is real. Wait, is he even up to 18?


Via
http://www.escapedmydiary.com/2016/03/morning-surprise.html?m=1

These predictions are topnotch oooo. Not a mediocre.

mekaboy:
Well its bound to happen. All this is in preparation to usher in the man of lawlessness(anti-christ). It will be the same worldwide. Eventually there will be one world currency and govt. Since ur bank details, is linked to ur finger print. You will not have access to ur funds unless u have the mark of the beast.

Its happening before our eyes.

Who is an anti-christ? An opposer of the Christ. Are you still expecting one? What of those who killed the Christ and those presently oppressing his followers? What are they? Lovers of Christ, I guess.

The mark of the beast is here already. It's a mark of Imperfection. 777 means perfection repeated. 666 is Imperfection repeated. Those with the mark are making big money these days cos of their greed, lawlessness, criminality etc. If you want to make it big in today's world, you need to be all these dirty things. That is the mark.

fighal:
Thanks 4 d award winning reply teacher Washington.. And your common sense didn't teach u that there are polite ways to correct someone when you feel the person is speaking out of context or whatever upsets u.. If what you displayed is common sense, then I'm ok with my uncommon sense..

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult you in anyway. I'm sorry. It was in the hit of the moment. I'm really sorry.

yusufadebayo02:
Imagine you just got a new job and your salary is ₦850,000 monthly but your New Boss insults you too much and call you all sought of names…. You can Imagine!
What would you do?

850k? If hin like make hin dey slap me every morning sef.