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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:20am On Nov 30, 2022
Workch:
Jesus was an Ape.
The evidence is why Jesus was an Ape.
No challenge Mr APE! cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Was That "Prophet": Jesus Or Muhammad? by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:13am On Nov 30, 2022
Texcyndy:
Well, that's not fact anymore because you just proved it is not.
Why should politics make me to hate those I love before?
Because politics is from Satan the devil and Satan is a KILLER! John 8:44

So once you're into politics there's no way you can truly love your neighbours, enemies and fellow believers as Jesus commanded! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes Or Are Humans Apes? by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:11am On Nov 30, 2022
Judybash93:
At least try to learn something!
No one is saying that you're a monkey buy that we share a common ancestor from million of years ago. That's a fact.
OK do you believe that snakes and donkeys also talked thousands of years ago? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:10am On Nov 30, 2022
cornelboy:
Rotflmao cheesy cheesy
cornelboy:
Can't stop laughing cheesy cheesy
My brother, just continue to rejoice that you're now one of Jehovah's Witnesses because you'll see much more than the stupidest thing in the lives of disobedient humans.

Just imagine these same people who have been disputing what God's word said about the serpent and donkey talking now wants to prove that they descended from APES yet apes don't talk.
Then his brother expected me a whole me (Max) to challenge that! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Was That "Prophet": Jesus Or Muhammad? by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:05am On Nov 30, 2022
Texcyndy:
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No point arguing. You answered yourself.
It is what you have inside of you, you express. That it doesn't show forth now doesn't mean it is not there. They never like you even though they kill rams and share the meat with you.
I'm not arguing but stating FACTS.

The first time i saw my mom wish someone death was when politics caused a division but before then she's the meekest i've ever known.
So if you are also into politics i'm telling you right now that you will surely hate your fellow believers to death no matter what religion you belong to! undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Was That "Prophet": Jesus Or Muhammad? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:57am On Nov 30, 2022
Texcyndy:
Islam is worse than a deadly virus both to those who practice it and to those who stay around those who practice it.
Muslims live their lives in hatred. This hatred will harm those around them and they themselves will be destroyed by their hatreds
I disagree with the highlighted Sir!

Because i'm from a Muslim background and my own people show love to their neighbours including fellow worshipers except when there is political difference.
That's the first time i noticed my ever calm mom wish evil against her fellow believers! undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:50am On Nov 30, 2022
sonmvayina:
Simple exactly..

Follow/obey the restrictions that was all that was required..if you understood anything you will appreciate why the laws where given. But you don't, that's why you fell for the scam of God impregnating another man's wife...and you can't figure out for what purpose...

Obey the laws and stop believing absurdities.
Ọmọ i can't fathom how the word "OBEY" goes along with "INDEPENDENT THOUGHT"

Please can you expatiate further? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:47am On Nov 30, 2022
Workch:
Jesus also was an Ape.
You are also an ape
I've told your brother why it's hazardous to challenge a naked person because he/she will like both of you to appear the same way.

So i've heard you Mr Ape it's only difficult for me to figure out how a descendant of ape now reason and talks but disputing what an old book says that snakes and donkeys once talked.

Abeg what makes you dispute the Bible's Author if you now believe APES can talk? wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:41am On Nov 30, 2022
sonmvayina:
Because I think it through first before posting..
Torah is about God's divine laws..
It is straight forward..
This is really simple.

LAWS is about RESTRICTIONS so tell me how INDEPENDENT THOUGHT correlates with LAWS. Period! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:34am On Nov 30, 2022
Workch:
The evidence says that Jesus was an ape
I've heard you loud and clear because i know that a naked person can't see any reason why others put on clothes.
So your ancestors were monkeys it's OK Sir! cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:31am On Nov 30, 2022
Wilgrea7:
It's a discussion. If you don't believe it to be true, then challenge it. If you have contrary evidence, then bring it forward.
Are you OK?

Make i dey challenge ape pikin àbí wetin you just yan?

Ọmọ i only challenge humans who are inventors and who BELIEVE (TRUST) in the concept of a Grand Inventor not some people who BELIEVES they're from the family of APES.

Why challenge a descendant of ape nah?

Abeg mek sombodi com rescue me o! embarassed
Me (Max) challenge ape! huh
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:26am On Nov 30, 2022
Wilgrea7:
I'm not mad at you. I don't know where you got that idea from.

Also, you've still failed to answer my question. Any honest person here can see how you've been trying to evade answering simple questions from the beginning.
Ọmọ direct your questions to your ancestors: APES! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:23am On Nov 30, 2022
Apes can't talk so atheists will prefer to be related to such creatures after all since apes don't talk it simply means each descendant of ape that finds himself/herself talking should set his/her own standard! Genesis 3:1-5 wink
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:18am On Nov 30, 2022
Workch:
Jesus na Ape, he has nails and fingerprints

He’s a mere monkey grin
Each person has the right to talk about his own ancestors, you've presented yours and i never disputed it. wink
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:15am On Nov 30, 2022
Wilgrea7:
Getting you to answer a simple question seems to be an Olympic sport.

And if you want to quote someone, at least try to understand their points so you don't end up looking dumb. No offense.

He never said our ancestors were monkeys. He used the term “modern apes" because the evidence shows that humans, alongside several other ape-like creatures, evolved from a common ancestor specie.

That being said, I asked you for evidence. You've not provided any evidence that your God made Jesus who in turn made Adam.

You tried to divert the topic by bringing up a contrary view. That's not how proof works.

Prove to me, that your God indeed made Jesus who in turn made Adam, and the rest of the universe.

Also, while you're at it, do you think your God, the one who created Jesus has another creator above him?

Why or why not?
It's OK to be mad at me it's a free world!

Just know that anytime you put up nonsense Max is here to poke it for right thinking persons to see how foolish your faculty is! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:12am On Nov 30, 2022
Workch:
The creator is also an ape.
That’s what we discovered
Well apes aren't CREATORS (INVENTORS) of anything Sir. So your discovery is flawed! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:12am On Nov 30, 2022
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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:10am On Nov 30, 2022
Workch:
JESUS created himself in he image of an ape
Naaaaaaaaaaaaa the Creator created all things in different forms {Genesis 1:21-25} that's why you can't find any creature inventing something new apart from the one and only creature made in the image of the Creator Himself: GOD! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Satan Able To Make Some Women Conceive Babies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:07am On Nov 30, 2022
LordReed:
So Satan is also a god? LMFAO!
I thought you knew this o! undecided

2Corinthians 4:4
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Satan Able To Make Some Women Conceive Babies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:06am On Nov 30, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Where is it written that Satan was handed the world that God created and by whom? undecided
God created Adam and Eve in His own image {Genesis 1:26-28} and became their landlord on planet earth but the couple chose Satan as their ruler thereby telling their original landlord to step aside.
Ever since then Satan became the ruler of the world! John 14:30; 2Corinthians 4:4; 1John 5:19
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:00am On Nov 30, 2022
Workch:
It means that Jesus is also an ape. He has fingerprints.
Apes aren't CREATORS (INVENTORS) Sir! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:51am On Nov 30, 2022
Wilgrea7:
My question was just a few lines. How, or why you were able to miss the point is beyond me.

I didn't ask about supremacy or Standards or solutions. That's another topic entirely.

I asked a simple question. Can the creator have another creator?

Your answer was yes. Simple. Now... Prove it.
I'm sure you will agree with this brother of yours as he proved that his own ancestors were monkeys:

Workch:
It is an anatomical fact that we are a modern ape species, part of a series of humanoid apes species.

We accept that the first such species evolved about 2 million years ago, while the latest, Homo sapiens (that’s us), first appeared about 300,000 years ago. This is because we find fossils that can be dated, and we can see how the skeletal structure has gradually evolved from one form to another.

We thus have a working model of which species evolved into which, and this model is being continually refined as we discover more and more fossil remains.
The ape species in existence today are humans, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Bonobos and Orangutans are great Apes, while 16 species of Gibbons are lesser apes.

What are the characteristics of Apes?
1. All apes usually have fingernails instead of claws. Though they're made of the same substance, keratin, biologists distinguish between claws and nails. Both grow from the ends of digits (fingers and toes), but claws are curved and pointed, where nails are flat and dull.

2. Opposable thumbs: a thumb, that is to say, that is capable of being moved freely and independently. Only apes have this ability even monkeys don’t.

3. padded digits with fingerprints: only apes have fingerprints. Koalas also have fingerprints however do not meet other criteria to be classified as Apes.

4. Unlike other primates, Apes do not have tails.

So humans have all the characteristics of a primate which fallen within a superfamily called Hominoidea (Ape)
In the same manner my own God (JEHOVAH) created a creator (JESUS) who also created a creator (ADAM) who gave birth to so many creators (Inventors of all kinds of things we have today)

So if your own ancestors were monkeys my own were creatures made in the image (likeness) of the grand inventor who made life possible on planet earth! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes Or Are Humans Apes? by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:44am On Nov 30, 2022
So your own ancestors are monkeys shey?

We have heard you! grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Science Is More Powerful Than God With An Experiment. by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:28am On Nov 30, 2022
Aemmyjah:
Come to think of it
Using Earth as an example. The earth is vast but there is one thing that does not come into mind
The earth is hanging like a ball in the sky but held by gravitational forces. We can't see gravitational forces.
Have any of us ever had this fear that one day, the earth will fly out of its orbit and descend like a ball into an ocean? No. The earth will always remain in its orbit and man will continue to live on it.
Did the earth just came by itself and had a kind of cooperation or deals with those forces to keep it in place. Any small mistake, we are all in trouble. But the funniest part that astronomers have seen is that there will never be any mistake!
Did all these come by chance of the works of an intelligent mind?
We really need to give atheist certificate
Certificate of intelligent wisdom (wisdom from the back)
My brother, the only reason behind ATHEISM is lawlessness.
They just want to do whatever pleases them but then they feel like carrying along others who aren't lawless like them. So the only way to do this is ATTACKING THE SOURCE OF LAWS! Genesis 3:1-5

Once they're able to do this many will join them in lawless acts, that's why i often torment them each time they want to talk about standards in the absence of the supreme being: GOD! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Jehovah Witness People Real Christians? by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:19am On Nov 30, 2022
Ken4Christ:
Your punishment in hell will be worse than that of Russell. Russell probably didn't have anyone to correct him. But you are so fortunate to have people exposing your lies.
Why are you not commenting on the encounter Jesus had with Thomas?
You are so wicked. And you are doing it to the destruction of your own soul. Who did this to you?
Who is wicked if not those killing their fellow believers in the face of politics and racism?

Ọmọ Satan has completely blindfolded you! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: What Benefits Has Islam Brought To Nigeria? by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:09am On Nov 30, 2022
Aemmyjah:
Prove your claims
You're just insulting
I wish you may drop your picture, let us see your face cos people that insult like this no de carry fine face

You say we are ritualists and patronize ritual killers but all the evidence you brought did not show one Jehovah's Witness. Does that not make you a fool?!
Even in Asian lands, there are herbalists too, show one that used human parts.
I have a friend that is a botanist and making money in selling herbs, also ornamental plants for decoration and other kinds of plants not specifically for food
That's what most botanist do today for self-employment.

Until the day you drop a screenshot of a Jehovah's Witness CAUGHT, even if you can edit it, you're telling the truth but till now, you remain a malicious liar against Jehovah's Witness. You call yourself a christian, there is no molecule of christian in you. You've been insulting, do you think Jesus Christ will look at you and smile 'Thats my boy'. Revilers will not inherit God's kingdom. - 1 Corinthians 6:9,10
My brother make i quickly paste one from online news showing the real people behind ritualism accusing herbalists!

Perhaps JWs are now the so called pastors! grin

Christianity Etc › Re: More Contradictions From The Bible by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:46am On Nov 30, 2022
Fahvvy:
All this long epistle and yet, you ended up saying nothing grin...
CONTRADICTIONS only produce one thing: KILLINGS when adherents are confused.

That's why Jesus Christ said:

“Be on the watch for the false prophets who come to you in sheep’s covering, but inside they are ravenous wolves. By their fruits you will recognize them. Never do people gather grapes from thorns or figs from thistles, do they? Likewise, every good tree produces fine fruit, but every rotten tree produces worthless fruit. A good tree cannot bear worthless fruit, nor can a rotten tree produce fine fruit". Matthew 7:15-18

Prophets are supposed to be God's representatives so if their commission is divine then those adhering to their teachings will have LOVE, JOY, PEACE, PATIENCE, GOODNESS, GENTLENESS, FAITH, MILDNESS and SELF-CONTROL {Galatians 5:22-23} as the fruit of God's Holy Spirit permeating their gathering. Matthew 7:16

But if not then it's the traits found at Galatians 5:19-21 that will reign among them.

So use this clear and clean lense to look at all the religions around you! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: More Contradictions From The Bible by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:35am On Nov 30, 2022
All these are what our Islamic clerics do feed us back then but not until i met Jehovah's Witnesses that i realized that all our Islamic clerics know nothing about God or God's word!

For instance they often quote Zephaniah:

For then I will change the language of the peoples to a pure language, So that all of them may call on the name of Jehovah, To serve him shoulder to shoulder. Zephaniah 3:9

Our Muslim brothers back then do rejoice that they are in a religion that's speaking one language when it comes to worship of their God. But is this what God meant by speaking one language?

Let's consider the purpose of one language as recorded in the Bible book of Genesis 11

God confused the language of Noah's descendants because they wanted to stay in a geographical location {Genesis 11:4} against God's will that Adam's descendants should fill the whole planet {Genesis 1:28} so the confusion made them leave the city they were building and from that day people started fighting and killing themselves over who should rule a particular region.

So when God now said His own people will worship using the same language as brothers it simply means they must have settled all their racial disparities so that wars won't occur in their midst again! Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3

Does that applies to Islam? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Devil Is Fully In The Church by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:20am On Nov 30, 2022
LocalStandard1:
Genesis 3:1, NLT: The serpent was the shrewdest of all the wild animals the LORD God had made....
I am not here to argue and banter with you. When you meet me in politics section there I might have that time.
Of all the creatures in the garden of Eden the SERPENT happens to be shrewd that's why Satan used it as mouthpiece to speak to Eve just as Satan carefully chose to use Peter to convince Jesus that his sacrificial death doesn't worth it.
Note that minutes before then Jesus commended Peter saying it's God's Holy Spirit that spoke through Peter {Matthew 16:17} in the same manner Satan carefully chose a SERPENT to air his opinion in the garden of Eden.
So when Jesus later said Satan is the ORIGINAL SERPENT he's implying that since snakes don't talk the originality of the speaker was Satan {Revelations 12:9} but what quality did Satan noticed in the SERPENT?
Well it's the creature's shrewdness! Matthew 10:16

May you have PEACE! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: What Benefits Has Islam Brought To Nigeria? by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:11am On Nov 30, 2022
Aemmyjah:
Share just one screenshot, even a fake screenshot of us patronizing ritualists
In his mind he's against ritualists but since he wants to blackmail JWs all doctors that treats with HERBS must be tagged RITUALISTS.
So pathetic! cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Was That "Prophet": Jesus Or Muhammad? by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:07am On Nov 30, 2022
Aemmyjah:
See the image below
Could that have been the greater Moses?
Moses was talking to the nation of Israel and told them they must listen to him!
So we can expect that just like Moses, the prophet will begin his work in Israel
The bible also gives other prophecies about the 'prophet'
His origin is not on earth but from ancient times (Micah 5:2)

We all know the origin of the prophet muhammad. He had parents. His message spread by conquest
He's just zealous for the religion of his parents even though i was once a Muslim too i was never zealous because i can only do that when it makes sense to me, i only practiced what my parents practiced until i met Jehovah's Witnesses. In fact many people who knew me back then now wonder is this the same person? Because they knew i was never that religious back then not until i found the truth! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your View As To The Origin Of Life? by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:58am On Nov 30, 2022
Aemmyjah:
Thanks brother
I had doubts cos the name rang a bell
No need replying him
Himself and his cohorts often mock God's organization for the phrase "light getting brighter" {Proverbs 4:18} so if he wants more or better still BRIGHTER LIGHT

Templee333:
I read all the verses. But i don't get where u are driving at. more light please
Let him go and find it elsewhere.
He said God's organization is wrong for making ourselves One under the GOVERNING BODY so let him go and learn from those who aren't students of our GB! smiley

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