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RomanceRe: Why Do Women Call Men Big Head? by Mayeldah(m): 7:22pm On Jan 02, 2024
It means the girls can't engage in conversation normally

For guys with this problem, what you hear from them are: have you eaten?

That's why dem dey collect billing normally from girls
EducationRe: FG Suspends Accreditation Of Degree Certificates From Benin, Togo by Mayeldah(m): 6:51pm On Jan 02, 2024
They learnt from the president, the famous CSU certificate forger
FamilyRe: Does A Woman Earning More Than The Husband Affect The Marriage? by Mayeldah(m): 2:11pm On Jan 02, 2024
Your wife can do any how, insult you and you will ignore and still love her provided you provides and earn more than she does

But the day she starts earning more than you or you are jobless, you won't take those her insults and behaving anyhow lightly again.

Your mind will interpret it that she is doing those things because she now earns more than you do

In whatever you do as a man, be steps ahead of your wife, e get why!
Nairaland GeneralRe: In Nigeria, 5 Habits That Can Make You Go Broke by Mayeldah(m): 7:51am On Jan 02, 2024
Avoid dating young Nigerian girls with no source of income in 2024.

Please add that, very important.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Releases Prophetic Declarations For 2024 by Mayeldah(m): 12:31pm On Jan 01, 2024
What he said and what Adeboye said too are nothing specific but just declarative statements anyone can make

While I am not playing down on these 'Prophecies', it is better to just ignore them and find a personal relationship with God yourself

Let God direct you in 2024 and he will bring your heart desires to pass

Seek God personally, seek not prophets.
PoliticsRe: Security Has Improved In Nigeria Since I Assumed Office – Tinubu by Mayeldah(m): 11:59am On Jan 01, 2024
When the wicked rule, the people perish

Don't pity Nigerians, they never learn!!! Especially those that voted for APC.
EventsRe: Bridegroom Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State by Mayeldah(m): 11:55am On Jan 01, 2024
fake story, never happened.

heard this same story countless times
FamilyRe: Pls Help Me I Have Anger Issues by Mayeldah(m): 11:51am On Jan 01, 2024
MeineMutter:
Try it and stylishly breath out the enjoyment air from your mouth and nostrils. Once it’s coming again, still breath it out. It won’t get to your brain to be processed and it would be as if you are just starting the act.

But wait o. You must be a bad guy. Why is it that you only picked that one?
Do not disturb! Amaka is around grin grin grin

I will respond to you on January 3rd grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Pls Help Me I Have Anger Issues by Mayeldah(m): 6:15pm On Dec 31, 2023
MeineMutter:
This tip will work 95% if you can always follow it but not until I explain source of the anger to you.

You see where the air that gives us strength comes is the same place where the air that brews anger comes.

That air and the air that gives us pleasure (and be having the feeling of ‘coming’ when we are on our women) all come from the same air pipe.

What differentiate the outcome of each air is the kind of signal we allow it to send to our brains, which the brains then process into either anger or pleasure or strength etc.

Now that you know this, the easiest way to truncate anger from being processed in your brain is to ALWAYS OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND ALLOW THE AIR TO ESCAPE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH, AND NOSTRILS ALSO.

The moment the air leaves the source beneath your belly and going to your brain for processing (into anger), truncate it by opening your mouth and exhaling it through your nostrils so that it doesn’t cross to your brain and get processed into anger.

Note:
Opening your mouth or exhaling the air ONCE may not solve the issue immediately or calm you down because the air could keep brewing within you.

As it keeps brewing, keep allowing the air to escape before it crosses.

You may have to do this over and over till what is causing (provoking) you the anger is no longer there.

This trick also works when you don’t want to cum on time because and the pleasure is rising and you are feeling to cum, it means the air is trying to find a passage into your brain for processing into PEAK OF PLEASURE. The best way to truncate it is to open your mouth (and nostrils and allow the air to escape and you will be normal. Don’t forget the air may rise again. Still repeat this trick and you would be able to subdue any anger or untimely feeling of end of pleasure.

Sorry I have to type long essay for this.
Ok o!

so anytime I wan cum, na to open mouth Waaa!!! I go try am grin grin

Amaka go hear am for the Oza room this week huh
FamilyRe: Pls Help Me I Have Anger Issues by Mayeldah(m): 6:10pm On Dec 31, 2023
make more money and enjoy life

Na poverty dey make some people vex any how

Man wey no get money dey vex too much
PoliticsRe: Who Do You Think Should Be Nigeria's Person Of The Year 2023? by Mayeldah(m):
Obi na!

PO the man who gave hope to millions of Nigerians that Nigeria can be great again. We will vote for him again in 2027
PoliticsRe: Liberia Honours Mahmood Yakubu For ‘sustaining Country’s Democratic Journey’ by Mayeldah(m): 2:10pm On Dec 31, 2023
Please let's have the Woman's Twitter account, make we greet am.

Na only fraudsters dey honour fraudsters
BusinessRe: Naira Crashes To All-time Low, Hits N1043.09/$1 At Official Market by Mayeldah(m): 5:50am On Dec 31, 2023
They were busy fighting Emefiele while Naira is escaping from their hand to an all time low.

Cardoso, or what do they call him, what idea is he bringing to the table? since he came, naira has dropped from N700/$ to N1,200/$ all in 5 months.

Togolese and Beninoise are now leaving Nigeria back to their country because their currency is way better than ours

Tinubu, you see your life? You stole a drum set and yet you don't know how to beat it.
CelebritiesRe: “Go And Fight Anthony Joshua, I Can’t Release The Belt” – Portable by Mayeldah(m): 5:38pm On Dec 30, 2023
Make him hold that one, dem go buy another belt

But make him sha come out for re-match grin

These two are just using us catch cruise
CrimeRe: Shocking Moment Man Agrees To K*ll His Mother For Rituals (Pic/Video) by Mayeldah(m): 2:32pm On Dec 30, 2023
Person wey know em Mama, should warn her to run from this boy

He may still do it if the opportunity presents itself
FamilyRe: 19 Year Old Man Marries Two Wives At A Time In Bauchi. by Mayeldah(m): 2:23pm On Dec 30, 2023
When all you read is koran and your life revolves around the Mohammedan religion

This is what you get.

Ask him why he married two at once at 19, he will refer to his religion, nothing else matters!
PoliticsRe: We’re Determined To Establish Peace In South-east – Tinubu by Mayeldah(m): 11:54am On Dec 30, 2023
One of my new year resolution is to avoid Nigerian news by all means in 2024 for sanity sake

Release MNK, and peace will return to SE, is that difficult to understand?

bandits and Boko haram terrorists are being rehabilitated and integrated into the army, yet you incarcerate other tribes men who seeks for social justice.

FG has murdered peace.
PoliticsRe: 27 States Attracted Zero Foreign Investments In 9 Months by Mayeldah(m): 11:10am On Dec 30, 2023
Despite the huge FDIs into Lagos, streets in Lagos mainland remains deplorable and untarred. Aside parts of Alimosho, Mushin and Yaba/bariga areas, the rest of mainland is unkept, streets are bad and deplorable.

abeg make una rest
CelebritiesRe: Between Actress Funke Akindele And A Special Adviser On Marriage Affairs by Mayeldah(m): 11:05am On Dec 30, 2023
Even if this one marries seven times, she may not be able to keep a husband
Music/RadioRe: Tems, Burna Boy, Asake, Davido And Olamide On Obama's Favourite Songs Of 2022 by Mayeldah(m): 7:59pm On Dec 29, 2023
AllenSpencer:
Obama does not even know music!

Where is Brymo, Adekunle Gold, Ladipoe and Seyi Vibez.
Brymo the bigot can never make anyone's list

Igbo haters don't make progress!
RomanceRe: Few Weeks To Wedding....text Message Discovered. by Mayeldah(m): 3:36pm On Dec 29, 2023
I am a Man

@OP, tell your brother to call the wedding off only if he has not kissed another woman since he started dating the lady
WebmastersRe: Number Of Internet Users In Each State by Mayeldah(m): 5:47pm On Dec 28, 2023
abdeefggh:
Three south west states made it to top four, this is one of the indications that South west has the biggest population by far, not northwest. It also indicates that yoruba is most likely the biggest tribe in Nigeria
Na Ibos and other tribes get 15m inside that 18.7m for Lagos

Don't boast yet
CrimeRe: Lady Stabs Married Boyfriend To Death In Rivers by Mayeldah(m): 3:40pm On Dec 28, 2023
mysticwarrior:
Am not in support of domestic violence but self defense is "I hit you and you hit me not I hit you and you kill me"
You go explain tire!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by Mayeldah(m): 3:31pm On Dec 28, 2023
bros, please increase the money to N390k and leave us alone

You are SIMPly buying her love
RomanceRe: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth by Mayeldah(m): 7:58pm On Dec 27, 2023
I have read this story before here on Nairaland some years back

Nairaland and GOTV are 5 & 6
Nairaland GeneralRe: Explain Your Year 2023 In One Word! by Mayeldah(m): 7:51pm On Dec 27, 2023
Fantastic for me!

Just that Obi no win Presidential election, that's just the only thing wey pain me
CelebritiesRe: Fun Photos From Abuja All-White Pool Party 2023 (Video) by Mayeldah(m): 5:36pm On Dec 27, 2023
No wonder allocation no dey go round

There are many people dressed in White in Abuja holding the money
TravelRe: "We Are Too Much In UK Thats Why Light Went Off" Nigerian Man Says (video) by Mayeldah(m): 4:53pm On Dec 27, 2023
One former NEPA staff has japa-ed to UK and gotten a job in their electricity distribution Co.

NEPA staff can off light even when nothing spoil, dem think say na generator!
PropertiesRe: How Much Will I Need To Roof This 3 Bedroom Bungalow - by Mayeldah(m): 4:29pm On Dec 27, 2023
maslow:
2 Mills for decking! Unbelievable. How did you pull that off. Definitely must have been under Jonathan era. Not to talk of Buhari or this present fuel turned to diamond regime.
I monitored purchases, I had granite already though, got a trailer load before which i used for lintels and other castings. I still have some granites left after the decking. Mine wasn't that a big building though.

I just did the decking last month November
CelebritiesRe: 'I Am Dead To My Father' - Emeka Ike's Son, Michael by Mayeldah(m): 1:34pm On Dec 27, 2023
So all these while Emeka Ike was acting lover boy on set upandan he no get sense

At 56, he should be matured enough not to bring family issues to the public, no matter the prompting from Journalists

He should be a man, re-marry and enjoy the rest of his life.

the way he is going, no woman may want to marry him again if he chooses to re-marry. he talks too much
CareerRe: Nigerian Woman Gets Fired In The UK Before First Shift After Bragging On Tiktok by Mayeldah(m): 9:54am On Dec 27, 2023
sometimes.....

wrong use of Social media equals village people

That your phone could be your village people if you no use ya head

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