₦airaland Forum

dollyjoy:
He is lucky. Benin witches and Wizards did not locate him.



Happy for him.

Jeezzz. Na my benin people you finish like this. Na benin boy must marry you for this you just did!

BiggyB242:
Nah, she wants to be a part of the celebrity's life. She knew what to do to avoid getting preggy but went ahead cos she wants to tie him down and get some share of his money and fame. Sorry to disappoint her I pray he doesn't give her a face and it will serves as warning to other ladies when a celebrity approaches they should run away instead of seeing it as an opportunity. I don't know what the society is turning to when a lady happily get pregnant out of wedlock and publicly announced it cos the guy is a celebrity hungry and desperate ladies.

I am a little bit perplexed about the direction you are coming from. Who has more to lose between the celebrity and the unknown girl? So who ought to be more careful? Guy I tire for you o. In Nigeria and abroad, he can be sued to be responsible for the welfare of the unborn child. Na so e just be! We don't explore law in this naija.

Do you also think it's easy to forget abt your child? If he doesn't accept now, give it another year or at most 4 yrs, Burna boy go dey beg. He is doing this so that the girl would abort it but I pray she doesn't! Lol

imperiouxx:
No mitosis & meiosis, no biology. Unable to answer such a common term in biology would be a very big fucck up in the interview.

In Nigeria, many biology students will not know after they hv studied it

But many more wud not know the distinct difference between mitosis and meiosis in terms of n

marycool18:
He's trying so hard to look like a magician but he's not, looks more like a busy body, and those 'away matches' women what did they like about him? I guess the NIKE EYEBROWS

Lol

BiggyB242:
Cos you got shape then you think he will get married to you. Ladies be wise a guy can date a girl cos of her big boobs, nice shape perhaps beautiful face wen it comes to marriage that's least he considers.

I don't think she has ever asked for marriage. She wants the B-boy to acknowledge that he is the father and provide a certain care. She need to her the baby who the father is

Michellla:
she could have avoided all these if only she closed her legs.

Haba! How many people close their legs?

I feel same way today as I felt in 2012 when the Central Bank of Nigeria Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi condemn subsidy regime. He made so many prophesies that we face in today Nigeria. Prophesies that can give TB Joshua a run for his money! Listen:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7QDjzTTrag

Trendin:
Most times, after getting drunk you forget almost everything...including condoms

Exactly, but that is why they pay their Managers that much. Managers ought to be always sober and carry bags of condoms for his clients.

Ignorance is not an excuse. He doesn't need to marry the girl but his seed is somewhere outside and must take the careless act responsibility. we should all be aware abortion is a crime in Nigeria. You need to see where D & C is performed on a woman. You will cry.

Sometimes these women never get to born again. She didn't impregnate herself!

tabithababy:
Mama burna, what if that lady were to be your daughter. How will you feel if this kind of statement comes from the fathers family. Miss uju stella, keep the baby, be strong and it is this kind of people that you give birth to their replica. burna boy, don't think your mother can protect you. Just wait till when the baby is born.

Who is Burna boy? Wud he really amount to much in the future? Most musicians are womanizer and drug addicts. Marrying them is a long Walk through pains and abandonment and drama.

In a matter of months, he wud come running back. That is fore sure bae

Trendin:
She was just a one-night stand and nothing else

One nite stand without condom? It's a shame

TPAND:
Burna boy is a classical example of a child raised through bad parenting.

Can't be surprised his mom said that, see how she looks.
Not all mothers are good.. Take note

Something is really wrong with the mother. She may not know, she is putting her son's life in danger. I mean, why would you son sleep with someone once without protection. For the first time! She ought to be more concerned abt that. Her son is possibly HIV positive.

Once the baby is born. Burna boy could be sue to be responsible

goldbim:
..infact, let me not even start with mine..else.you'l jst say I need deliverance. .

Tell me naaaa. Plsssssssss

SmithHumble50:
she never marry?

She couldnt even sensor the word "FvCk"?

I wonder what her suppused husband saw in her..

is she trying to say no one banged her yesterday

People marry pornstars even! You don't even have her sex tape. Kardashian sex tape is everywhere. Married women in Ghana has their cheating sex tape everywhere.

She may just be loud with her breast which she use to rake in millions of naira for herself. Didn't you see how loving Tonto dikeh turned into? Their strategy bro

goldbim:
;Dshe's so good with quarantine laws..all because of junks.

Hehehehe. make she kukuma con stay naija for two years. Anyway, the home yearnings and nostalgia will be more after the two years.

Some people knows how to keep junks ehhh including old batteries. Things they will never use. I hope you don't have clothes in those wardrobe of yours that you haven't touch for 3 years?

bellville:
I completely agree with you. No noodles is like Indomie. I tried several noodles while abroad. I had to look for an African store that sold Indomie.

Google Top ramen noodles if you lived in the US. I know they do have factory in US. It is not much different from indomie.

Mexican foods are just like African food too

goldbim:
lol..like that's not enough,you'l still see her sitting on her bag jst to compress the weight after packing local junks..if you are picking her @the airport on arrival,gala must await her in the car..

Jeezzzzzzz!!! . Pleeeesee stop! Don't kill me with laff. Hahahaha.

goldbim:
.. I can imagine..my cousin makes sure her Gala,oroki herbal mixture, plastic bottled groundnut and kuli kuli must go with her.she'l even drop some clothes just for space.

This is so funny

Osinachi1:
Naira
Dollar
Rupees
Euros


Oga only you?

People becomes rich by lawsuits in many parts of the world. That way, no one will just how about mistaking. @least he can bite up to a tenth of what he asked for if their cases were well proven

Justeenaleo:
Bearrrrrrrrrrrd

So you love beard so much?

MaziOmenuko:
Did I not say it? I told y'all that this is not feasible. I said it that once these marketers are done selling the old stuffs they've got, we will be back to square one. The fg goofed by putting fuel price at the mercy of forex. Once dollar prices increases, fuel price will definitely increase.
Once the marketers can't get cheap forex, they will fold their arms and expect the fg to either provide forex for thenm, or allow then sell at their desired prices.

We are in for a long thing!

Of course it is the CBN duty to provide forex to foreign businessmen. There is no black market in any other country ooo. However, once they start earning dollars from crude oil export, they will be able to provide dollars at official rate. If the dollars were even provided now at official rate, the real pump price would not be up to N100 per litre.

I am only PRAYING, that CBN is not doing dubious business with forex by sending what they have to black market at a deal cut while black markets go on to bleed importers. EFCC should investigate how CBN manages forex.

IRserveMyComent:
And some people would choose to fold their hands and blame everyone for their woes!

You can say that again!

I don't really care if it is a set up or not. By asking for bribe and refusing to do investigation on the clue they have is criminal.

But you need a video or audio footage of them asking you money. Because that is so deniable. You also need to get the contact and picture of the person behind the phone from network provider. Was that not why govt wanted everyone registered!

The police needed to work on that clue but since they refused, you can go to any near office and get the person behind the number.

I am like 90% sure it is a new scheme to dupe unsuspecting member of the public by some scrupulous police officers

PinkBarbie:
So sorry for your loss. Hope y'all are taking care of her kids?

Thanks PinkBarbie. We all are trying our best. This thing happened last year.

tee59:
Whao, i thank God for their lives.Wishing myslf and my sis d same.

Are you a twin. I wish you guys long life, good health and progress.

Came:
I dey see black thing for the place way tear,dem dey take sock wear ripped jean again, Abi Him no wan show him knee.

The thing tire me.

Penisinpenisout:
I doubt, kof'town girls are cheap as hell (i've been there)
Imagine you now have money ontop.

Really@kof'town girls? But I stated what the family member said. It is everywhere on internet. He was said to use a charm called 'adani'

By the way, he isn't rich. He is a painter and formerly mortuary attendant

Penisinpenisout:
Lol, i've watched the video, the guy nash no be here
Him dey knack ohhh.

I dunno how to up,oad the video, watched it on my friends phone

He used charm to catch them

Flexherbal:
These married women should try and hold themselves. If your husband is not satisfying you, help him out. Get out herbal tea for him. You will be supprised the wonders the tea will do in you love life.

He was using charm. He is a painter and mortuary attendant.

PinkBarbie:
Wow! I was brought to tears!! May her soul rest in peace.

I am sorry PinkBarbie. I am sorry to cause you tears. I am glad you shared in my pains. I actually cried again while typing the post on my phone. She is very spiritual. May her soul, indeed rest in perfect peace. She is the only reason I won't hurt from dying when it comes because I will get to see her smile again

dollyjoy:
Goodevening nairalanders,well,i just want to share what happened in school today.


So,i was supposed to leave for school on sunday but owing to some situations beyond my control,i decided to say till on friday,now a friend of my dad begged me to teach in his school,pending when i will leave for school because there is shortage of staffs there,(the two teachers taking two classes there didnt resumed for the term)


i obliged after series of begging and all that,so on monday,i went to the school,the kids(am taking kg2)where disturbing,so i purnished them and instructed them to tell me "thank you aunty"if i purnish them for any wrong behaviour again.



,i went to the school today,as usual,i was just doing my thing after the morning assembly,i sat down,minutes later,a pupil came to inform me that the director want to see me,so i left,just to come back and see two kids fighting.


I seperated them and purnished the offender,i went back to continue doing my thing while he was crying.


To my surprise Eric(the pupil) ran to my table and with tears in his eyes, said"mummy thank you for flogging me"

Well,It was really an emotional moment for me because in all my years of experience,that was the first time a littlelun called me "mother" with so much affection.




Anyone with a similiar experience?kindly share.

Truly being called mummy and daddy will disarm you to a certain extent. those are the gains of parenthood. You would never know until you are called one. You are lucky to find out.

Can I share mine? The most virtuous woman I knew in this world is my eldest sister. My mum gave birth to her at 15 out of wedlock before she married my dad. So she was a lot older than us. She was basically our mum in the house. She will never beat us. She would wrestle as away from dangers and from the beatings of our parents just to protect us.

We call her 'sista' until I knew her name at about 9. I took part of her nature wen it comes to patience. She accepts you, everyone but stay out of anyone's trouble. She will apologize to you wen you offend her to avoid malice. She never ever insult anyone. Mind you, she isn't weak. I have seen her plummer one girl to the ground when the girl came to our house to fight her! Lol.

She is so immaterialistic. My dad, who she calls dad too, beg her to take money from him. It was her kind nature that drove her into a man's hands who abused her not physically because you can never find fault with her let alone beat her, but emotionally.

This man taunts her emotionally by complaining so much about his spending for their kids. We don't know why he usually took the children to N300k per term school(they have six children) when he can't afford it. He complains every term and my sister always want to help. She started toiling in that harsh Lagos. We told her to come back home. She is not the one to leave her husband! At a time, the husband left the feeding of the house to her. She never even knew when she developed high blood pressure. In fact, I learnt she used the money she intends to use for hospital wen she felt dizzy to cook. It was in that kitchen she fell down with a stroke.

I tell u Dollyjoy, stroke is bad. Wen I visited her in the hospital at LUTH after been unconscious for like a week, she was a shadow if herself. The image will forever taunt me. She was sort of sleeping and then she saw me. I was told she wasn't able to recognize anyone. But when she saw me, she shouted, she screamed. She tried all effort to get up and then she burst into a long cry. I couldn't say anything. I was comforted by my mum and her husband who were nearby. I got close to her. She looks bad. Very bad. Half of her body dead! Some fixture all over the entries to her body. From virginal to her nose. I could only hold her hands.

Then I left her, went to a corner nearby and cried uncontrollaby for 30 mins. I was so hurt. I am still very hurt. It hurts and it will keep hurting me. There will never be closure for me. I love her so muchhhh. She couldnt survive the stroke

kaziblake:
Reading it actually brought tears to my eye.
I cried when my dad cried,i was so touch to see a grown man crying.

If you don't mind,could you share with us what made your dad cried

bankyblue:
Wow......good food, good environment, good government, good health care service. So what else do u expect?

I can imagine! The average lives span in US is 80 years. In Nigeria the average lifespan is 45 years.

Aside that, Western world knows how to keep fit. Old women and men are very strong. There legs are so strong that you had be surprised how they move effortlessly about. Another reason for long lives is their healthy relationships. They don't tie themselves to abuse. They divorce you straight.

Lastly but wierd, their having to fvck at old age keeps they beautiful and long. They look for love even at 70s to younger guys and get their emotions renewed. It helps them. That is why Senator Florence Ita-giwa is still look sexy and healthy at 70. Check her out: