₦airaland Forum

BlissB:
Am trying to upload his pix network won't allow me.. Cause of death:he slipped and fell in his bathroom... Died on the spot

Jeezz! What kind of bath? The one with bath basin or standing shower?

I personally told my mum that the day she will bath in a bath basin in my sister's house, she wud become my adversary that day because I saw her did once.

She has never gone against the rule. I was so strict about it because I did fall in an hotel bath. As muscular as I was, I couldnt support myself and had headache for one month. I dont do bath basin ever since!

MissRomantic:
I love this... Everyone makes mistakes. #maturedUti.

What are you loving? If people dont talk about them, then, they are not celebrity and they won't make money. As people envy their positives vibes so also they will be bashed on their negative vibes.

Can Uti say this abroad? If na oversea, the case will be out on repeat. Nigerians fans are fair. U make money off them and u expect to have a private life.

Ezenwammadu:
Former President Goodluck Jonathan was Mobbed By Nigerians At London Resturant today

Much love for the beloved hero of democracy

Mob is a bad English to use. Reno omokri should go check his dictionary again. Mob is used for unruly crowd who either attack with hate or admiration. Like u rush a music star down or beat the hell out of politician.

But this is a civil crowd.

soonest:
3weeks post partum, d baby isn't yet adjusted and the woman trying hard to catch up on sleep and rest and she has other kids. Pls where does she find strength and time to be flexible and open to exploring other means.

Is it ice cream?

Yes. It truly sweet if you know how to spice the taste. It can taste citrus or pineapple if you want. Just google to see how u can spice it. We dont learn. It's a big issues.

elektra:
Have you given a BJ before?

Sure, she could learn how to do it but 3 weeks post natal is not the time to do so. I have never given birth but I was the only one with my housemate when she had her baby, she couldn't even sit up for 2 weeks and you expect someone in that condition to be learning how to give BJ.

That is an insult to every African mother. Is your mother African? If she is, I guess all she did was sit at home and make stvpid food for you.

Lol. BJ? If you mean to a wife, deal me in! I also talked about hand job. A good hand job will keep her husband spurting in 2 mins. It's that too much to spare?

You talked as if love making is pains. It is a pain and stress reliever. You Friend suffered so much pains probably a husband isn't there, bad vagi tear or she also lack knowledge on post natal care! There are post natal care tea that can keep you together. However people are different.

But when African women Esp Nigerians refuse to learn the art of sex with all the available info, they start complaining! Nigeria men top the list of cheaters in the world partly due to unimaginative sexual activity from wives. Go and learn my friend. It will save you lots of headache.

Lastly, women play the card of caring for their babies. I know babies need care. But don't neglect your husband in the process. It's a family. Men also care for their babies too just as u. We gave him to you. You don't wanna repeat our mothers' mistakes. Why do I think men marry 6 wives then? You ladies have fought it but refuse to upgrade sexually. The food becomes silly if that is all you do to avoid your husband's needs.


BTW, elektra was a sex bomb in the movie unbound

mrego:
bro, i am really confused... some testify of the goodness of america while others say it is not asa easy as portrayed. i don't really care about being mega rich though i wont reject it if opportunity to be presents itself. i just want a comfy life where i can afford anything i and would be family desire

Of course America is good. You are mixing things up here. But America won't be fun if someone try to get in like u are doing. because you don't know of anyone that can house you. Rent is abt 120k a month for a room. You won't be able to work and eat. U will be a lame duck!

Some people do survive such circumstances. They don't even know how they did. Most usually marry akward looking citizen. But it easier to miss wen you have someone to shelter you and tutor you abt life here.

I am against your method because you are not really hopeless and you can come in smoothly. So you don't even care about how your office will view you? You truly want your office to stop sending people out here by running! Haba

dickoflife:
ur right but wheen last when you in nigeria? I can tell u most people don't even eat 1 square meal talk less of round meal a day in dis country... I can't give him advise cus he doesn't even have a starting point but if he does have a place to stay my 2 cents is go... Life isn't easy in america but let's face it it aint a bed of roses here either. Even most nairalanders in nigeria sef dey form.. There are times I have as much as 1 million idle in my account and some times just 1k to siddon drink 2 big origin and nkwobi will be impossible. You swim with the tide of any ocean you are. Let's listen to his story and see if life in nigeria holds anything for him.
P.S aadeyi thanks for helping that guy pay his sevis fee.

I am always in Nigeria. I work in federal.ministry too. People feel I am rich even in America. Nor let body deceive u o. I am home grown and Garrick soaker. But I don't do crime.

I am not asking him not to come. I always encourage every graduate to look towards America. He is one. So he can easily come through school. His workplace will still be paying him too. To be candid, those illegals in America work a lot harder than naijas at home.

He is got 100k and a good reputation to keep. America is easy to come. Its just info.

yemi16:
Yea..that is the only problem i have with her...but its a big one for me and i dont see myself not thinking/talking about it...i want a united and peaceful extended family...thanks for the advice though!

But can't you help anyone or ur brothers without her knowledge. I hv given 1m out without my woman knowing because she wud be sad and depressed.

Though her own is extreme but women believe they own their husband and all he has

PresVA:
This is what happens when one only derives pleasure from s*x ... People need to know that there are other ways of getting pleasure/satisfaction outside sex

So insensitive of your husband, still demanding even though he knows you haven't fully recovered .. if he disturbs you again, call your doctor to talk to him... mtcheeew, don't jeopardise your health because of your husband's selfishness. .

What happens when you have something to do outside the home for months
Na
He needs to find other ways to get busy...

Bj is nothing! She could go and study how to do it. She can use her hands too. African women are just uninspiring! Can't even make her husband climax. What do they do at home. To make stupid food for their babies

aadeyi:
Your parent gave you the best advise brother but at the same time it's your life and u make choices for yourself. You should not wait on anybody here to design your life for you.

On the visa issue, I can advise you go with the process and get the visa. It's not necessary you travel at this time. Having the visa on your passport is an advantage for you whenever you are financially ready to travel. Who know you might hit dasukigate real soon

Just my 2cents

When it comes to criminal choices, pls tell him it is no longer his life.

mrego:
i will go straight to the point and not bore you guys with unnecessary details. i had to open a new account so not to draw unnecessary attention from those that know me with my username either from the office or otherwise

i work in a federal establishment earning about 100k per month. my establishment is about to send some people to the US for a convention though they wont be footing the bills. All they will do is make you get your papers easily by presenting you as their own. fortunately, i am among the few selected interested ones.

now my dilemma is that i think it is not wise to use my years savings in footing a trip which i wont benefit from economically considering my financial status. using all my savings in going to the State just to stay for about a month and come back to the country broke. i am actually interested in going and disappearing and try to make a life there. but my parents have advised me that it is not wise to leave my job to an uncertain future. To make matters worse i don't know anyone there who can accommodate me and put me through. No contact whatsoever to take shelter with.

i am torn between taking the risk and staying back entirely and hustling it out in Nigeria as a civil servant but i don't see myself making it big in civil service except i get the opportunity to dasukigate some funds from our government. lol

please i need the best advice i can get and i trust my nairaland family.
lalasticlala and the mod here abeg help my ministry

Seriously! You want lalasticlala to put you out to the world? There is everything wrong with your intentions. Begin to take that thought from your heart.

You wanna abandon your job and become a fugitive here? People that come here legally find life hard at the start let alone you with no housing and job. The cold will finish you.

If you are interested in coming to America. Go apply for cheap school. Read and pass your GRE and take study leave. You may even qualify for scholarship. If you like America you could then work your paper to stay legally.

Why does all Nigerians want to become mega rich. Most people don't aspire to be mega rich in America. They just live a simple life and pay their tax. I have to take my time to talk to you so u won't face so much regret by ur decision.

olayinka807:
Paul Okoye knows a things or two about making private matters public, thanks to P-Square breakup saga.According to him

Don't ever go to the public to solve a private matter lol. It will only get worse!!! You are only entertaining people. And they re having fun.

I guess this is for Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz.

https://twitter.com/rudeboypsquare/status/726510925197545472

But they can go to the public to make money from them and sample every good cars, furniture , shoes, bags they ever owned up to their lovely kids to the envy of the public. These guys are joke!

Sexytemi:
Na wa o, is it by force for her to date him, the lady should have reported him to d police so he could sign an undertaking when he threatened her.....and those her brothers need spanking...

At least Linda ikeji is vindicated by reporting wizkid threat. This was her point really. Don't ever take threat lightly. Act!

Vinshu:
Her own ass looks cool. But the marriage won't last.

Why? because she grabbed his butt. Such ladies are experimental and they are loved!

Men thinks they want humble wives. In truth they become boring, docile, uninventive and unadventurous. The men den go searching for fun elsewhere!

Lanretoye:
the granma is still looking very nackable,95% of our young ladies will never look like this at 70.

because she is being involved in romance. That made her younger. Many women loses there vibes at old age.

U need to see some white woman at 80 following young boys. They go dey flaunt their boobs. Nor go there o. Love and sex make a woman younger

Lanretoye:
the granma is still looking very nackable,95% of our young ladies will never look like this at 70.

because she is being involved in romance. That made her younger. Many women loses there vibes at old age.

U need to see some white woman at 80 following young boys. They go dey flaunt their boobs. Nor go there o. Money, Love and sex make a woman younger

mynd1:
Kill em all awon rapist.

God bless PMB

God bless Nigeria.

Law usually take its course after all doubt of identity is cleared. You don't just kill accused persons

pricelessngel:
I love this woman. She's single and fine. It's not getting married that matters, it's staying married.

She is fine because she has a daughter? Singlehood with no child is torture my friend

koolguy88:
This guy is great. I'm sure he's just there to inspect the facilities.

Sure!

From his toned body, u can tell he is,also a gym person

SweetGuy225:
I watched the interview and I believe Tiwa although it was too much info. She should have handled the matter more diplomatically and professionally for the sake of her career.

Well, its now up to the NDLEA to join hands with the EFCC to make life harder for Mr TeeBillz.

Meanwhile, the woman who interviewed Tiwa is so bleeped up. I mean, just look at how uninterested, unispiring and lazy she looks while making absolutely useless gestures.

But she asked the right questions. And Tiwa was so comfortable with her. She is a newspaper person. She isn't a TV girl.

That said, have you ever been in marriage trouble? You will talk for 24 hrs non stop. You will keep remembering every incident of hurt. for a woman, she is too good with her mouth. Try other women. They will curse your generation if you accuse them of cheating!

She is just human. I saw her weak side Today. She is even scared she may not see husband again just like all singer divorced mothers

goldbim:
A bad marriage is worse than hell..I really feel for this lady..most junkies'll always seek for pity when they are short of supplies. he needs a therapist else the suicide stunt might become real..if this continues,he can drain tiwa financially and she'l become depressed too and the cycle goes on.

I tell you. Tiwa's money has even gone down. She is still in shock of how she would get 45millions. Look at the way she call it like she has never seen or own it. I read in one article she is worth over 600millions. i know the truth now. She is just managing and working hard. Life is not easy for all of us.

finalboss:
pack atm cards inside cartoon.

hmmmm very foolish like mrcock

130 cards can actually be in one pack. Am sure the immigration officers rip all the packs opened. Some of those officers have jazz.

Funny enuf, international Port of Entry usually frown against Nigerians bringing noodle because the different kinds of noodles in America and Asia is second to none

Ariel20:
Wicked Teebillz$

Have you made money now that you have rubbished her name

One piece of advice: Get a life!

He actually has life. He is fighting to lose it. Hehehe

asidere:
if na true say tiwa savage marriage don over,then she is a free agent.how can a man be depending on his wife's money,it is an insult to his personality.

It didn't start out like that. He is a producer and gave Tiwa a chance in Nigeria to come into the music industry. She used to be international star back singer with little cash.

U know right now, most Nigeria artist produce themselves and even own a recording studio. They make all the money even if the job is unprofessionally done. No one will even give Tiwa husband job because you will think he would over bill you!

You see how he became handicapped?

Acidosis:
wow!

Omotola's baba is strong sha. Madam Tiwa should meet Omotola for good recommendations.

Omotola's husband is never home. He spent a good time flying making money and probably fvcking too. even at that, the couple almost separated at a time!

You should praise him because I think he is a patient and tolerating husband. Don't even think omotola is a celebrity wife with a difference. She may have messed up several times with her husband keeping quiet.

But with teebilz's foul mouth, no one independent lady can bear him. He should go marry from the village like aki and pawpaw

The kind of divorce teebillz will get from Tiwa after this episode is still doing press up.

There is something frustrating about teebillz. He can't put his emotion under control.just look at how many families he tried to destroy before committing suicide.

Tuface, Dr Sid, don jazzy. Anyone Tiwa works with, he concludes Tiwa is fvcking him. Eben if Tiwa did, he drove her into it. Didn't you see how he cursed that fan out that only asked for Tiwa to do a video?

He can't handle marriage! A grown man still blaming his own father! He is a kid man. I pity him anyway.

Owliver:
The normads co-existed peacefully with host communities for many years? The guys in the middle belt wont like that statement really

Just imagine! What is nomad in 21St century. Everyone has done away with their obnoxious culture. Benin King used to be buried with 7 stranger on his demise. But that has stop!

When will the government stop nomadic grazing! This is a vehicle of blood. It has outlive it's use. There are feedstock for cow. Almost every country of the world eat meat raised in a ranch and others fed with feedstock. Don't the get paid when they sell cows. Poultry farmers don't walk their fowls about. They use feedstock. This is crazy. It's is both environmental obscene and civil failure to let animals walk our cities and roads especially the one already in the way of peace

Ugoebuka47:
Thank you so much brodas for taking ur time to help me. God bless u both

No shakes. It will be better to let the VO know you experience with teaching kids and this is a chance to formally learn psychology, psychomotor and effective from a standardized institution.

Don't forget to let then know what you can do with the degree on coming back to nigeria. This is very key when they ask you what yh he degree will do for you? Do u want to continue as a teacher or child education policy advocate in the Ministry of education and want to build and run an early childhood school?

Please, don't tell them you knew about the school online. You may say one of the conference speakers your workplace organised on early childhood education was from the school. The speaker further spark your interest in the subject. You have been in touch with him since and you have been motivated to gain.more knowledge in this area.

Nb: I will not give detail answer to anyone like this anymore even if you pm me as I hv several pm in my mail right now. I can only give direction. I did this because the applicant seem to be too worried. I don't enjoy seeing worried peeps. Life is so short and sweet

Linda ikeji would be so happy attention has shifted from her and her p-stuff

Mercy Aigbe is so unreasonable! Why would she be recording a Nigeria police with gun. She could have gotten shot.

Obviously, she doesn't know how to manage issues around her. I am sure, she was all for right and left. This could have led to accidental death. #humility #crisismanagement

torqque7:
Rarely but it still happens. When I was in school I told my roommate I liked a girl and was planning on asking her out, only for the dude to go after her that same morning to ask her out which she told me when she and I started dating and she warned me to be careful cos the guy didn't av my interest at heart lol.

Well some months latter he bumped into the room and found his girlfriend on me ..that was my revenge on him for snitching and trying to steal my girlfriend..

The only difference is that guys laugh at crazy beef over a bottle of beer,settle and move on with their friendship while girls beef forever lol

I think you are worse off. He attempted yet you won the gals heart. You went ahead to fvck his girlfriend while cheating on whom you claim to love