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Blamziefarmz:
iPhone 11 but she Dey enter bus at 6am go work . Misplaced priority

you're talking like a fool, 6am wey day don break. To give you a dirty slap dey hungry me.

UyaiIncomparabl:
They won't confess now.

All of them will suddenly turn redpillers. I can give you a 10 pages story of a guy who used to constantly beg me just to put the tip. I told him no. He said if he doesn't have me, he will commit suicide and die, I said fine o, good riddance.

Last time I saw him at Raddison Blu, he was with an entourage of 6 ugly looking girls. I just acted like I never knew him. I would have spat on him if he dared called me. Thank God for my life, I am now with my rich Alhaji who cherishes and adores me. As I come tell am say I be virgin nko? He come finish work by always crediting my account.

We are going to Zanzibar in December. I'm so happy. God bless you, my Alhaji.

No be only virgin

Herbsworks:
Please help!!!
While WhatsApp, Facebook & Instagram were experiencing difficulties I got a debit alert from my access bank account

I have tried to think if I used my card on any site but the only platform I use my card is on the 3 aforementioned. I checked the description and saw the biller as Seerbit Lagos. Truth is this is my first time of seeing that company name.

I don’t know what to do cos 2,000 naira is big money under Buhari regime o!!!

Someone said maybe the hackers that hacked Facebook and others were responsible for selling users bank details to Nigerian scammers. Did anyone else experience unexpected debit?

Na those ppl wey dey do POS for roadside u go hold

Same here o they've debited me too

UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes o. Not every man is sex-starved.

There's advantages of being a girl o

Ikillbrokehoes:
My birthday is 27th.

Well I would prefer if you would present yourself to me as my birthday gift, I'm looking for someone that will cook my favorite afang, atama Banga and edikan ikong soup and give me mind blowing s**, this is what I really miss about my beautiful and elegant ibibio ex girlfriend, she's a good cook and also very good in the oza room.

Foolish man

olufunmi01:
More than beg I sent more than 10 people. Just because I complained that she ignores me and doesn't have my time. She just took it from there. Just recovering from the trauma. Don't think I can ever love again.

Keep trying bro one day u go find the one

UyaiIncomparabl:
You are free.

Luckily, he hasn't busted the cherry coconut. It's still intact. At least, I am safe. If ever I get to dump him today, his loss, not mine.

More money to my aza.

so he is paying u salary without smashing wtff

ColdHunter:
Unpopular opinion: I dont see Cross' much touted "handsomeness".

He simply has a very endearing aura, maybe that's what people use to bump up his good looks ratings.

Cross isn't that fine to me, I feel other housemates are more handsome than him

Impregnable101:
Useless urchins! Still looking for the idiot that stole my phone 3weeks. He think say i nor mark him face. If i nor stab him throat with dagger then i nor be warri boy

forgive am na

The polls currently e choke!!

Bigredmachine:
yes... my life has been filled with depression of some kind over the years, i am currently learning how to become a ui/ux designer to see if i could start a career from there

i have also tried forex, but its not working

betting nko, that one has showed me more pepper than anything else...

i just tire

and i dont want to go the wrong side of life to make it

There's an investment that I have it's called ...

Patriots let's keep pushing so our general will finish honourably

Jadentico:
It's funny you keep painting a non-existent gofundme narrative just to feed your overestimated sense of importance that you are actually trolling me...

I laugh at your weak sense of trolling because it only goes to show you are threatened by me and feel by painting a non-existent narrative about me, you are actually doing something.

Atleast I don't pride myself as a troll thinking it is actually an achievement like you do. You think being a nairaland troll means you have achieved something useful in your life. Well maybe you have. Who knows? For someone with an insecure personality like you, it could actually be something..

You accuse me of using numerous Moniker just because you do same but most of yours are serving life ban in kuje like your moniker Jasonjidenna.

I will always tell you this though, being born with an over bulging okpolor eyes no mean sey you open eyes...

E pain am!

No kill me this night abeg

ComeToJesus:
Wasted generation.

Meanwhile, see as Dem pose like pose like participants in a just concluded seminar

Imagine this big guy without sense

If he sees your post he fit track you o

100% votes for the general, no vote sharing pls

Let's crush those kitchen rats.

damiviolet:
GOOD MORNING LIQUORLIONS....A WONDERFUL AND FRUITFUL DAY SHALL IT BE TO US ALL......
LETS FOCUS AND DO NOT ALLOW ANYONE TO BULLY YOU INTO BELIEVING THEY ALREADY WON....THEIR IS NO WINNER UNTIL THEY DECLARE ONE PUT ON YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT

MAKE THE VOTES ROOOOARRRRRRRRR

I go push 10 votes for Ogogorose

sexyberry06:
Pere, I never liked you but you won my heart this week. Patriots please let's go all out for him

Thanks dear

ThunderSwitch vote my boy Pere

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babyfaceafrica:
25,000? Where una dey see these votes bros. Help your guy

I'm using multiple decoders

doyin01:
Hmmmmm the way things are going right now......
It is

1..Pere

2.. whitemoney

3...liquorose.......

4........angel

fixed

omotolly22:
I have given pere my dstv and gotv votes,I have done my part

Please patriots keep voting top 2 is the goal

Thank you

Giving Pere my 25,000 votes

Uzomarrr123:
Should I vote aggressively for liquorose or Pere

Pere is already winner outside
He’s personality is too big already, he will over succeed

Should I focus my attention towards liquorose

Still thinking

Vote for your fave ffs

Patriots don't worry our votes will count

But this Angel get temper o

Silentgroper:
Dz brentfor giving it to us hot hot .. No wonder they thrash arsenal.

which one be no wonder again? Arsenal are trash

ethicallyright:


It's a week before the season ends.

When is White Tortoise gonna come out of his shell?

The animal at Big Brother Naija is so fake.

That kitchen pig won't change from being fake forget it

Payporte:
these dolt 36 fans don start

o shut up