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Ola odudu in Igala. But am Igbo. Since Igala no want talk. Jokes apart, Nigeria is great, part leaders apart.

Thecassanova:
Real name: Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua

Aha I am relieved. Then he belongs to us. The Ghanaian should be prosecuted for attempted kidnapping.

When is he due for delivery now that his wife has impregnated him? His breasts are already for the coming baby. lol.

When is he due for delivery now that his wife has impregnated him?

By his name Antony Joshua, he belongs to everybody, and belongs to nobody. The Americans or British could lay claims to him too. If her were Antony Obi, or Obafemi Joshua, or Antony Hassan, the field of argument would have narrowed. Moreover he does not bear any of the banned tribal marks. Even if he claims to be Nigerian, he needs our visa to enter as exemplary costs - as my legal friends may like to put it.

Afrokan:
That's a good man, A good Jaz man should be able to decipher the person behind the moniker and cause any Havoc he wants.
Except the jazz man's God lacks the knowledge of programming

Yes. Sometimes prayers are offered in churches and mosques for the President of Nigeria. Is that not a moniker? But the prayers always get the Buhari.

MONITZ:
The other soldiers would ve vented their anger on anybody who dared to do dat abi u nor know.Although military men don't believe "jazz" exist bt once in a while they encounter the mysterious which grudgingly make them believe crazy and silly stuffs do happen..

There was a time in a town in the south -southern part of Nigeria that certain soldiers desecrated the town's masquerade, fast forward to like two weeks later, it was said that all the Soldiers that took part in the sacrilege had died..


Also Anthony Onyarugbulem who was the military administrator of Edo state in the late 90s told the Oba of Benin to recant on wat he said and even went ahead to suspend the Oba who was the permanent chairman of the Edo State Traditional councils from the position, the palace responded that the Oba doesn't take his words back once they ve been uttered. The Binis can remember this gist because I know that they rallied behind the Oba because they didn't want any military officer desecrating their aged custom and tradition.
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It was said that the guy(military administrator) flew to India to fortify himself against the unknown probably because he had an inkling of wat was to come and unbeknownst to him, this wouldn't still solve the problem, few years later Anthony Onyarugbulem lost his children to the cold hands of death in a mysterious manner and he too kicked the bucket like one or two years later in a hotel...

I am not saying anybody was responsible for all that bt if u re able to connect the dots u might get a clue,....,and this is Africa u know.

Our politicians themselves believe in these stuffs and that is y they go to any length to fortify themselves which might even involve bringing in marabouts from other countries..

Also before Bubu was sworn in, we read in the dailies that marabouts were flown in from other countries for the cleansing of Aso Rock, don't ask me the kind of cleansing and to wat end?...All I know is that they said cleansing was done....

And what is the effect of the cleansing on your Bubu? All na bubu yaya.

Afrokan:
This is a public forum and there is much enfacies on privacy that's why people use monikers in place of their real names . Let's move this to Facebook where use of real names is common.
Drop your Facebook name and Put up your challenge on your Facebook timeline and I would be willing to oblige your challenge. Put up some monetary reward lets say (100k) to encourage others.

Your juju should be able to attack the user of any moniker. What is difference to juju between real name and moniker? Some monikers are names. Are you saying that prayer offer to owner of a moniker will not work?

Nodogragra4me:
Somebody here want to prove the existence of juju , the ckndiis for you to drop your real name and that if a close relative.....Then see what happens ...It is easier that way than any argument....Just drop your name and that of your lived one

Mohammadu Buhari. Susan Buhari.

virtuousMe:
what I'm about to share happened to my sister's friend some years ago in delta state.

She was in one of the boarding schools in delta, every night when they sleep, they wake up in the morning to find themselves together with their beds in different position, as in, A would wake up to find her self in D's position, they began this wonder what was happening so they decided to stay up all night to catch the whoever or whatever.

Immediately it was 12am, with their 2 koro koro eyes they was their beds moving and changing positions while they were seated on it.

Well, some of them broke legs that night as they jumped down the stairs

Yes, its true, there are principalities and powers

I noticed something. All the stories about juju are from West and Midwest of Nigeria. Why? No insults intended to our brothers from those regions.

SmartMugu:
Something happened back in 1999 that I still can't comprehend till today. It was in my OND days back in Nigeria. Most of us lived off-campus and usually hung out at various bars and spots after classes.

On a certain day, me and my friends went to a snooker spot, and were playing pool and drinking. There were about three guys there before we got there and one of them was the leader of a cult there on campus. Everybody knew him, he doesn't tolerate oppression from anyone but at the same time he was jovial and friendly with everyone. I won't say his name, but let's just call him 'K'.

Back to what actually happened. It was me, two of my friends, K, two of his friends and the bartender at the spot. In total it was 7 people. The bartender was doing her thing behind her counter, and the remaining six of us were playing pool and drinking. All of a sudden, the police popped up at the spot and rounded all of us up. Everyone could be seen except K. I was just playing pool with him, where was he? All we could see were his sandals.

All of us, except the bartender were arrested, K was no where to be found. All the police wanted was just money, we gave them all we had and they let us go before we even got to the station. We went back to the same spot to ask about what happened to K, the bartender said she was shocked. She said the guy just reappeared from no where after the police took us and walked out majestically.

If that's not voodoo, I have no idea what else it is. There was no where to hide in that spot. I still don't have any other explanation for what made someone I was just playing pool with disappear within seconds as soon as soon as police arrived. No he didn't hide anywhere, he didn't go to the bathroom, he didn't run, I was on the same pool table playing with him. So where did he go within seconds? The guy simply disappeared.

Days later, I saw K on campus and asked him what happened the last time we were playing pool, in his words "It wasn't you guys the police were looking for, it was me. So I disappeared. I could see you guys but you guys couldnt see me. But I was there through the whole thing". K naturally doesn't talk too much, he just walked away after that. Till today, I still can't understand what happened.

Unfortunately K ended up dieing mysteriously. About 200 students went on an excursion to the beach in about 2 of the school buses. After having so much fun it was time to return to campus. Everyone could be accounted for except K. His gang members said no one was leaving the beach unless K was found. Everyone searched everywhere until it got dark. So we headed back to campus. His members sent some of theirs to the beach to continue searching for him and about three or four days later his body was seen by the beach with his eyes gone.

The only way I can comprehend this is that guy did so much jazz. How come he was the only one missing from over 200 students at the same beach with him. He always had his gang members around him for his security at all times. His gang members confirmed he wasn't swimming and had his clothes on. How then did he end up dead in the beach? I guess he was trying to do the same disappear trick he did at the snooker spot and ended up in the middle of the beach or something. Everyone else was at the shore of the beach, no one went deep in it. How did he end up there with his clothes on?

Another experience was in my HND days when two rival cult groups had a clash. We could all see them shooting at eachother right in front of our hostel. This particular dude was being shot at and the bullets wouldn't penetrate him. He was screaming loud 'try harder, try harder'. Every one could see it from their windows. Since the bullets wouldn't penetrate him, the rival group just rounded him up, laid him flat on the floor and busted his head with a huge piece of rock and left. That was the end of him. Everyone came out of the hostel to see his lifeless body and his brains right in front of the hostel. Why wouldn't bullets penetrate him if that's not jazz? No, he didn't have on any bulletproof vest.

Unless someone has another explanation, both cases I mentioned seem like jazz is real to me.

Mehn you were always at the right places at the right time to witness all? You are a cultist gangster. Repent today.

LyfeJennings:
Once upon a long time, I was curious about life and I asked a cleric to do some protection for me. What he prepared had a full razor blade in it. I chew 7 blades & was unhurt. Though he told me I would fall sick next day but I shouldn't use any drug. & it happened exactly..

Lucky you. No more death for you.

Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB have severed our links with Buhari and his followers, so there is no further comment on that. Next . . .

Where is Mallam Rochas? And our ghost President?

DrGoodman:
In a lawless country like Nigeria, the strong will always humiliate the weaker members of the society and go Scot free.

All of us are witnesses that this county is progressing from bad to very, very worse. Can you imagine how cheap human life has become in this lawless county without good leaders? The leader of the nation is working from home while things are spoiling.

A Nigerian life is worth slightly less than that of a fowl.

Much much less than the life of an earthworm. God save his people.

Very poorly trained and highly undisciplined soldiers armed with very sophisticated weapons unleashed among very helpless populace. Aren't those weapons needed more in Sambisa?

The Ooni is an icon even among us non Yoruba but the man in Lagos? I honestly don't know. . . Our Yoruba brothers know better

NNS WIKE, NNS SUZETTE, NNS IKWERRE, NNS DIOBU, NNS THUG, NNS NMEKA, NNS DIALI, AND NNS RIGGING. Those are great gun boats.

sarrki:
Lol

Him go go back to Festa hotel where he was arrested to go and continue with the olosho he left in the hotel

As it is he can't travel anywhere

You must be stupid and ill bred. Do you understand the issues in the first place, or you just want to be FIRST TO COMMENT? Oya go and play outside with other children QUICK!

sarrki:
Lol

Him go go back to Festa hotel where he was arrested to go and continue with the olosho he left in the hotel

As it is he can't travel anywhere

You must be stupid and ill bred. Do you understand the issues in the first place, or you just want to be FIRST TO COMMENT?

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Aramis (Devins) or BVL I use when I want to be assertive. When I play the good boy, I use Drakkar Noire (Black Knght), Domain or L'Homme by YSL. For parties it is Joop or Musk perfume such as Black Suede.

SlimBrawnie:
Even family devotion?

They forget that in this age of Social Media, one can be in a gathering in real time without physical presence.

Don't mind them.

Suprnov3r:
Well... according to zombies, this is not corruption

Every statistics and data analysis shows NE, NW & NC are behind the South in education but they always seem to be the most qualified for FG employment since SAINT BUHARI became president

Buhari is making a point - education does not matter once you are from Northern Nigeria especially ' MY DEAR KATSINA'. Hear him : See me (Buhari), I have no certificate but I became a minister of Petroleum, Army General, Coup President, and civilian President. Na wetin remain? Just for being a northern Moslem. Allah Akbar!

why is he in prison? No parents or relatives or concerned Nigerians? This is unacceptable.

bedspread:
WHEN U HV A POLICE MAN AS OBA, WHAT DO U EXPECT?

Even the police did not find him good enough, he was dismissed. I don't know the intrigues that put him on that stool. He is very deficient from all angles.

maclatunji:
So, what would happen to his Biafra agitation?

That should not worry you now. Let it be first.

Where is the bearded Igbo native he-goat called Ngige? Where is the blank simpleton called Ogbonnaya Onuh? What will you tell the few Igbos you tricked into voting your choice of president?

sarrki:
He should be hanged right away

If the IG does not sanction that idiat then I will ask all southerners to support BH activities in Biu and environ.

The 'Eba' of Lagoon should break the calabash now! He has no kingdom, only bridges and flyovers that lead to kingdoms of Ooni and other real Obas.

Green-white-Green loading to fly half mast. Free Nnamdi Kanu unconditionally before it is too late.

Green-white-Green loading to fly half mast.

Give me the Ooni any day. So called On a Lagoon has no real kingdom. On a Lagos remains a creature of an early Ooni. Toni Kabiyesi o.
Our Yoruba brothers should handle this because we regard their cultural heritage very highly.