₦airaland Forum

Rochas is working. I was one of his critics. Owerri is powerful now.

anotherydz:
RCCG churches everywhere and pastors everywhere. At a time I thought they had more churches than pastors.

You are right but some of the churches are batchers with less than 8 parishioners.

Oxtonguy:
IBADAN is 27 times bigger than Enugu Abeg
Ibadan

We agree with you but we have not come to 'black roof heritage' yet.

what kind of mammy water family is this o o? . Abeg.

The worst amputation is the one that spares the limbs and cuts the psyche and mind. Ride on sister.

decatalyst:
Congratulations to kabiyesi...the swaggalicius kings.


He is quite humble sha...met him few weeks ago.


May you last longer than your fathers on the thrown.

No one should aspire to last longer than necessary on any public post, even on earth.

mcmaurice20:
Imo state university

U are swapping ABU with IMSU. How many certificateless ppl like Baba Bubu and DinoSAUR has IMSU produced? Proudly IMSU alumnus.

Jimmyo3:
Yoruba people market list:::
Rice -5 cups
Beans -3 cups
Maggi -50
Fresh pepper N300
Dried pepper N150
Native pepper N400
Cameroon pepper N250
Tatashi N200
Chilli pepper N100
Fairly used pepper N50
Green pepper N200
Garlic N100
And Yetunde When You Are
Coming Back Abeg Tell Mama Ade
To Give You
The Pepper She Promised Me!
#pepperdemgang#

20 litres red oil, 10 litres groundnut oil, 7 litres soybean oil. Remind elekpo about the oil I booked with him last year. lol

Dating around your place of work or residence is a No No. The backfire is unpredictable for both sexes. RIP to her, and to the killer in advance.

She should have clad her torso in like material. olosho.

The evil Fayose did is the that all Governors do, but the little good he is doing is yet to be copied by others.

Tomorrow he flies out to Europe for preventive treatment and purging in case there are bacteria in the food. Campaign, we know.

I didn't know she was my sister o. My surname is the same and I wish her RIP.

ezychris:
I was opportune to make a business visit to my land of birth and hood, Lagos State, last week and to be honest I saw so many changes along the Federal highway which I thought would be cool if I shared them and definitely individuals who have never navigated that highway would know some few things about the highway that connects the South-East to the South-West.

Below are top ten things in no special order you should know about the highway that connects Imo state and Lagos State.

1. In order to travel from Imo state to Lagos State by land, you have to drive through five(5) states which are Anambra, Delta, Edo, Ondo and Ogun states.

2. Anambra, Delta, Edo, Ondo and Lagos States have very good federal highway. I could literally count the number of little potholes in Edo state and Anambra state as I saw none in the rest of the above mentioned states.

3. There are over 20 mini bridges from Lagos to Imo and back.

4. There are Cattle Breeders/Fulani herdsmen in all of the states especially in Asaba, Delta State.

5. Anambra and Delta states have good landscape and palm trees, the highway cutting through their busiest cities Onitsha and Asaba respectively. They also share the Niger bridge.

6. Once you see yellow bags of garri and the top tied into the shape of a cone and palm oil in 5-10l plastic cans, just know you are in Edo state.
Please while coming to Imo state from Lagos, make sure you buy "Benin bread". If you have an encounter with this bread, you will agree with me that Agege bread is still having "L" hanging on its neck.

7. Indigenes of Delta State sell yams, palm oil and bags of garri by the highway but unlike the Edos, their garri remains untied.

8. Ondo state is blessed with rocks, as in be it smooth or sharp edged rocks, a very beautiful landscape and enough trees. Very wonderful roads worth being the best of all states, very clean and clear markings on the road but no beautification of the roadside.

9. Ogun State has a lot of huge trees, bush meats and is the home of mortar and pestle. It has the worst road on the highway. There is a place in Ogun State where you can't drive 2m without encountering a pothole.

10. Lasgidi has the busiest of the highway and once you come into Lagos State, there is a different smell altogether, a polluted smell to be precise.

So there you have it. Add yours if you've navigated that highway.

Robbers dot every inch of the road.

[quote author=CeoNewshelm post=54811974]Popular Comedian Basketmouth has explained why he does not enjoy partying at night clubs.





Speaking to HIP TV, Basketmouth said, "It's too stressful. I swear what I am about to say, some club owners would not like it. You go to a club, it's crowded, you can't dance, everyone is hitting you, the drinks are expensive.


''If you look at it at the end of the day, you are actually getting stressed out to spend your own money. I would rather just stay at home. Buy the drinks and keep it's real. It's cheap. Call my friends to come to my house and drink. The money I would spend on a bottle of brandy in the club, I can use it to buy 3 at home. It's just #11,000 for a bottle (of a particular brand) but in the club, is it i #35,000? I be mumu? I be igbo, I save my money. No be club?"


http://www.newshelm.com/2017/03/basketmouth-i-dont-club-because-their.html

Original Igbo son of the soil. Na your Papa born you, your Mama na crown witness.

What did I see? Many women, one womanoid in kneeling position, and no man. Wish them best married life sha.

Why is he standing? Him suppose knee down na. That's why I prefer Malawians. See belle like person wey swallow FIFA size football.

izzou:


God just wanted to give the wife a fresh start. No need to think much about his infidelity and forgiving him.

She doesn't even have to mourn much. Just fling the wedding ring into the trash can and move on.

I have no RIP to give today.

As for the olosho,make sure you request for a doctor's report from your clients first before any activity.

Holier than thou angel casting th

Michelle55:
not wishing her death abeg...bt anyways,point taken.tnx

izzou:


God just wanted to give the wife a fresh start. No need to think much about his infidelity and forgiving him.

She doesn't even have to mourn much. Just fling the wedding ring into the trash can and move on.

I have no RIP to give today.

As for the olosho,make sure you request for a doctor's report from your clients first before any activity.

Holier than thou angel casting th

izzou:


His parents gave him to the church as first fruits??


Am a Christian, but this is hilarious

If you find it hilarious please review your Christian status. The story of birth of Samuel should come to mind.

Politicians can do anything to achieve or keep power. Did a Nigerian politicians not stand naked before the camera after swearing over a coffin at Okija shrine? All that was to become governor for 3 months. The Malawian case is even decent considering that the floor is neatly rugged.

Neo colonial set up is less stressful and yields more dividend to the Whiteman. He no longer has to suffer to catch and ferry blacks over the seas. They are programmed to undertake the stress to bring themselves and family there, if need be through Italy via Sahara desert, and thereafter work and invest in the whiteman's land and work against their homeland.

ok. Him former room mates. That's nice.

Yes. President Lingu is serious on his job. Compare the modesty of his office with the grand opulence of some others where son and daughters come daily to play and to disrupt state affairs.

HIV+ gal inviting rapists. Double wahala for her pussy.

HungerBAD:
HungerBAD's Verdict.

+ Living her life the way she wants to.

+ Daring to be different.

+ Low Cut and Dark Skin always a PASSWORD to my heart and pocket.

+Flat stomach

- Tattoo on "THAT" part of her body is a NO NO.

- Trying too hard to be Sexy.

- Does not have that feminine look that sends a message to your " Boxers Shorts"

- Cheap whatever that Brassiere and pant is for photo shoot.

- Too much Powder on the face making it look different from other parts of her body.

Scores= 30 over 100.

You are too too generous with marks. Take away 29 marks please.

modestofynest:
If na we down south we go use 6 months dey plan de burial how I wish Govt put law make dem dey bury person for Nigeria like this e go make Brain oh

I have reports of quick burial of people in reversible coma.

Dottore:
Abraham: he had an extraordinary personality. He communicated one on one with God, committed adultery though with the wife's approval yet had his two offsprings blessed immensely.

Joseph: moved from prison to palace thus became a prime minister in a land he was supposed to be a slave.

Odedidom: they sent the ark of covenant to his house because he was wretched. The ark having been bringing misfortune to the entire Israelites in war fronts. It was thought that same would be Obedidom's lot but the reverse was the case. Na so the guy became a wealthy man

Rachab: a prostitute that her kindness to the Jews automatically reset her destiny and she was placed in the matrilineal genealogy of Jesus.

David: committed adultery and engineered the death of his co adulter's husband. Yet had an important place in the heart of God.

Solomon was a chronic womanizer and adulterer yet the blessings of God never eluded him and he never fought any war. His land was at peace and there has not been any King greater than him, before and after.

The Unnamed thief that got himself a first class ticket to heaven just because he opposed the other thief that was mocking Jesus.

Paul was a murderer but encountered divine providence and ended up writing more than half of the new testament thus becoming more popular than other apostles.

Today most preachers and folks in Christiandom make you feel like the devil's friend when they see you with a bottle of beer or worse still a babe.

Moses was unique too. His faith was great. He valued his ppl more than himself. Many times God wanted to punish his ppl, he intervened successfully on their behalf but when God pronounced punishment on him for striking the rock twice, he simply yielded. For that reason, the Angel of God made sure Satan did not take his body. The angel took his body to Heaven according to the Revelations of St. John. I love Moses.

Fremancipation:
You cant speak of niger deltans without including igbos in it. Besides there is no tribe called Niger deltans.

Don't waste energy speaking to an unbookable person. If he needs your help let him pay for it. To him, Niger delta is a tribe, so be it.

africanusvu:
Ijaw.not Biafra.not arewa.nt oduduwa.not even nigeria acording to their militants.then where ar you?very lazy.arrogant.and troublesome swamp dwelers.seems the oil is blowing their head.even d oil proceeds goes to d north.yet they claim wise.wat else can an ijaw man offer except tilapia fish?

Chai. Too much insult to injury.

femolii:
Osus should quite this tread now. for the ijaws who will even carry them along self the little migrant of them we hv in ondo will soon quite by force.

Too much saw dust in your brain. Since the Yorubas are and Igbos are averse to each other, and the Yorubas think they can get along with the causes, what is the big deal if we split the country along an Hausa - Yoruba, and Igbo axes? The minorities can also come together as one. Nobody believes in Nigeria as it is now but nobody is bold enough to divide it. Even the vaunted political amendments will not work and might indeed create bigger problems since minds have been made up.

asuustrike2009:
If different group claim to break away,who will remain in Nigeria? Does the Niger deltans think urhobo,itsekiri would buy that idea of joining them whereas they quarrel on per billing? Why is Port Harcourt more developed than Warri if not for crisis?. The oduduwa group clamouring for break up ,where do you think you're going? Wouldn't it be funny when you all are stepping up borders? Biafra nkor are you all united? Don't you call ebonyi indigenes OSU? These issues can be resolved if the government of the day step in but no most Nigerians are gullible not to see the hand writing on the walls that same cabals in the previous government are still in this government.

My friend this thread is topical and timely. What have you posted here? Oya go outside and play with your fellow kids quick quick! Take some money for Tom Tom.

Guestlander:
Ilaje and Ijebu are not Yorubas right? How come Awolowo, an Ijebu man founded the Egbe Omo Oduduwa?

He used political English to wrench their common sense and to 'Re engineer their historic origins, and to merge them again according to the desires of his own mind. Everything was skewed in his favor.