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Hmmm. This reminds me of my 1994 exeperinece. I wrote one then, kept it inside my notebook, na so I forgot the letter a submitted same to our teacher when he requested for it.
See gbege that week ehn. It wasn't funny at all

Are we getting stupid everyday in this counrty?
How can a human hackdown a fellow human in this manner? May God help us.

Finally, Buhari has shown us that he has nothing upstairs. Show of shame

soberdrunk:
So because you win ordinary "scrabble" you now feel you have diplomatic passport to enter any country?? ! If you like be champion of all board games, if you do not prove to the immigration officer that you are qualified to enter and you intend to exit when due, you are not getting visa! Nigerians and sentiment eh!!! PS- for dat last picture, na only 2 people carry face like who go come back, d rest be like who go loss from airport!!

From the way you are sounding, its obvious you don't know what scrabble is and what it takes to win not to talk of been a world champion. You need to grow up. You need to also get a dictionary.

Antichrists and atheists all over the land.
Everyday for the evil doer and just one day for nemesis to catch up on him or her.

kasheemawo:
kikikikikiki...lets Ipods issue another ultimatum

I believe you aware of what that happened to the people of Agatu of Benue state, so why is it the problem of IPOB alone? You level of thinking shows that you are not suppose to be living among humans because even a dog reasons better than you!

Congrats.
Hmmm!
English language is just too difficult for some people to comprehend
Smh

IamMissMarvel:
Even at 40, sense still far from am.

He is definitely going to be a fool at 40 and forever, when u run ur mouth garrulously like a photocopy machine that has been programmed.
You 'll soon regret your profession. SMHFY

obailala:
Whenever I remember we still have such a toxic policy in practice, I just feel sick

My brother, that's why its difficult for us to move forward. Wrong people occupying a post that they know not what is required to be done. I pray we get it right very soon so that the generation after us won't know of the evil that has been perpetrated in this country of ours.

rayblast:
Civilian JTF? abeg which kind gun dem use shoot dis suicide bombers?

Ask google then

I wonder why una carry other people matter for head like say una dey gala.
Better for una to pay more attention to your own matters o.
Shio, joblessness

Hahahahahahaha!!!
Finally finally, April has been fooled

Hmmm!
May God help us!
I remember Prof Pat Utomi saying "Nigeria is filled with educated illitrates"
Now I completely agree with him after going through some many comments here. In the USA, there's democrats and republican, therefore, its not possible for us to practice one party democracy. Some many are lambasting Fayose for being outspoken, its like we've quickly forgotten the criticism the past government suffered in the hands of the opposition party.
Suicide bombing, kidnapping, robbery to mention a few is distabilising the country where one of the DIGs saind that the force is having insufficient man-power yet those at helm of affairs are sending police officer to harmless politicians. Buhari and his cohorts should concentrate on alleviating the hardship being suffered my Nigerians that put them in office than paying attention to the opposition party. Intimidation and harrassment of Nigeria citizens is not what we want now. Its almost a year that APC took over, the changes we have witnessed so far are fuel scarcity and epileptic power supply.
I'm just saying!

popcykaylah:
I wonder why all these theives aren't in jail now

Let's start with the likes of Saraki that declared false assets in anticipation of what he has in mind to steal before leaving office, Amaechi, Aregbesola, Tinubu, Fasola and others.
I so much believe in charity starting at home.
Just saying.

[quote author=psychologist post=43533594][/quote]Kabiyesi, you fall my hand o!
You should have just done what the father of The Ooni of Ife did. He allowed his son to take to the Throne because of his age so that the lineage and lead for a longer period.
Hmmmm! Who am I to open my mouth? Juss saying what I felt.

Harvigh:
http://m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/4055/main/2016/02/26/20744992/infantino-elected-new-fifa-president

Mr Gianni Infantini, please increase Africa's quota in the senior world cup.

boman2014:
https://www.naij.com/744160-budget-saga-reps-summon-adeosun-emefiele.html

Lord save ur people from these confused set of minds.

SeverusSnape:
Exactly my brother, You expect an illiterate to go through a document?.

Jesus Christ!!!
I believe you know its the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria that you are referring to?

eyeview:
How old are these people?

Hmmm!
Age is nothing, what is lacking is maturity. I wonder why a lady will go into marriage when isn't ready to be submissive?

chimere66:
The Honourable Minister for Youths and Sports Barrister Solomon Dalong spotted having his breakfast today at ‘mai shayi’s, shop, Bauchi Motor Park, Jos Plateau State.

See photos above....

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/photos-minister-for-youths-and-sports.html

Useless cultist are now bold and shamelessly showing off with idiotic slangs, Buhari 'll soon send the army after you.

dason4life:
Honestly, that is a good move considering the fact that the Transistor
Radio is almost a part of their culture.
Jesters should realise that an Average Northern is more enlightened than
a Msc graduate in the other region in Nigeria . . .courtesy of the RADIO.

Food For Thought
Why do you think BBC do broadcast in Hausa Language?

Information is Potential Power

Yes, they are more enlightened than some M.Sc degree holder like those that got their degrees from the school you got yours from

Firefire:

‘A budget that moves domestic spending in Aso Villa from N580m to N1.7bn cannot be a budget of change’

Abuja – Sen. Eyinnaya Abaribe (PDP Abia South) on Wednesday in Abuja, berated the 2016 budget and called on President Muhammaduu Buhari to withdraw it and go back to the drawing board.

Abaribe while making contributions during the consideration of the budget, said the proposal was faulty on many grounds and could not be implemented at it was.

He said that predication of oil benchmark at 38 dollars per barrel when the crude oil price had fallen below 30 dollars per barrel made the budget unrealistic.

Abaribe faulted the government for increasing spending by 30 per cent based on borrowing.

“Mr President, my colleagues, this budget is indeed unique. After the budget presentation, the finance minister has never come to explain the details of the budget as it is normally done.

“It is a budget of change I agree, but it is a change in the wrong direction. I say it is a change in the wrong direction because it says that it is based on zero budgeting requiring all expenses to be fully justified.

“Mr President, a budget that increases spending up to 30 per cent based solely on borrowing, in what way are we justified? That is the question we want to ask the people who brought this budget.

“We know what is going on in the global economy: this budget is predicated on an oil benchmark of 38 dollars per barrel and I can now say that with oil being 28 dollars today, this budget is dead on arrival.

“The job of the opposition is to help the government to get its priorities right, so I want to please urge this government to withdraw this budget and go back to the drawing board,” he said.

The senator also faulted the adjustments made in the budget as well as allocation for spending in the Aso Rock Villa, saying that it was too exorbitant.

He said that the adjustments rather than reduce spending in areas where they were not necessary only spread it into different offices.

“Mr President, a budget that moves domestic spending within Aso Villa from N580 million to N1.7 billion cannot be a budget of change.

“We were told that in the revised budget there was an adjustment due to error, we agree but what has happened is that up to N7 billion were moved from buying vehicles and spread to offices.

“It also increased the spending that is due to renovations within the Villa.

“They are going to renovate the Villa with N3.9 billion: what else do you want to renovate there that Nigerians will see in the Year 2016?” he asked.

However, in his contribution, Sen. Ahmed Lawan (APC Yobe North) blamed the previous administration for the lack of funds due to the embezzlement witnessed in previous governments.

He said that this was the 17th budget he would be debating as a legislator and noted that not more than 40 per cent implementation was achieved in the last 16 years.

“The proposal before us is the first budget where the executive has deemed it necessary to give ordinary Nigerians genuine hope.

“N500 billion allocated for school feeding and social SAFTEY NET is commendable.

“It is time to say oil should not continue to play dominant role as we have suffered economically and politically: it is time to diversify this economy.

“The direction of the executive is the way to go. `That is, we should make every effort to have the real sector-agric mining and manufacturing.

“The budget deserves the support of everyone, including my colleagues on the other side. When we were in the opposition we supported the PDP, they should support us,” he said.

Cc: Lalasticlala

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/602809/

Come 2019, I think we youths should also get a political party, get a credible youth that can be trusted and vote him as president of this country. I'm sick and tired of having these old men that have ruling since they were in their mid twenties to continue ruling us.

Firefire:
I blame GEJ...

For what? Did he admit them into school, wrote the exam for them or advised them not to take their primary assignment serious or what?
So, you are one of those that blame their failures on another person?
Shake my head for you!

OnankpaBa:
okay. Lets assumed Akala is a confused man, in one sentence..did you think PDP is still relevant?

2. compare and contrast the PDP of now and The PDP of then.

3. How on earth will they wake up from their defeat when they are all busy decamping?

am waiting for an answer bro.

PDP is still very relevant. In the USA, it is being reshuffled between Republican and Democrat. So, it is happening in Nigeria now.

prideofscience:
That man must be Igbo

You daft for making that statement

zendy:
The funniest thing about this man is that everything he says is in the dictionary and correct! It's not his fault if the average Nigerian cannot understand his level of high English! Buy a dictionary and start learning English!

Guy, I shake my head for you.
An information is considered good if it serves its purpose, and the purpose of an informtaion is to pass a message that is easily comprehend/understood by those listening to it or reading it. As far as am concerned, he has succeeded in confusing people with his grammars.
But since you have a dictionary and you understand all he has said, please be brave and bold to explain in details everything he has said there.

Saheed9:
Flagellating rigor mortis! Sure this knows a lot of terminologies in different fields. I just can't help but imagine what his immediate family must be going through.

I'm certain his immediate family members are confused set of people because his grammar might have drove them crazy

Saheed9:
Flagellating rigor mortis! Sure this knows a lot of terminologies in different fields. I just can't help but imagine what his immediate family must be going through.

I'm certain his immediate family members are confused set of people because his grammar might has drove them crazy

STILESGANG:
Mtcheww,what makes this one a celebrity apart from being a cuumdump to a popular footballer.All she does is sit at home all day and take selfies.

Why are you jealous?
Pray for ur own opportunity joor

Liveair:
Vain!
Some women just sit at home joblessly all day and snap pictures all around the house to post on social media.

How is iy ur business if she sits at home to snap?
It should be her husband's problem and not urz