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Buzzonix: Truth or Dare?

truth!!

abeg I wan follow join o....make una follow ask me ...but na learn I wan learn o

martha: I am hungry... Anybody gat chewing gum?

I get....which brand u dey chew?

incase this makes frontpage,I wanna make a shout out to all the mosquitoes in my room which woke me up to see this post...2nd to comment. who talk say naija no go win world cup

hausa ;Dhausa

no be this girl wey her mama dey sell poke for yaba?

Oyinprince: k, u 4got to add 'The Atm man- the man wu acts as a bank' ... #worldlystuffssha

I pity this category of men.

Hadeyemy: 0% creative.....

Go and die.

In EVERY woman's life there are 6 types of men:
1. Dream man: tall, dark, handsome and loaded; looks and behaves like alejandro,
breathes the type of oxygen angel gabriel breathes, comes in a white horse and
sweeps her off her feet. Probably some celebrity. This one exists in her head.
2. Boy friend: this one is to scare others away. He is there as a formality to create
the impression that she is a normal woman. He always breaks her heart and makes
her cry but she cant just let him go.
3. Friendzoned man: he is the good guy in her life. He is her handkerchief for wiping
her tears. He is her fall back plan. He keeps her sane whe she's going mad. He has
tried making her his girlfriend but she said "i love you as a bro".
4. Facebook/whatsapp/unlimited SMS flirt: he is her social media man when she is
bored. They engage about s@x mostly.
5. Club boyfriend: looks for him when she's going to the club.
6. The gentleman: he may not know she exists, but she knows he exists.

Alious11: yes it was stated during the online registration that you should print, fill and bring them to the interview venue.

thanks boss.were you shortlisted?

are we to present the local govt attestation form as well as the parent/guarantor form. please anyone with concrete info should let me know cos im running out of time.

I got shortlisted for the NA SSC.pls anybody in calabar who also got shortlisted?

If i hear

I use am buy beer

**Sighs and spits on thread**

Ifeanyi,whr is my nokia 3310

Looks like a plane crash .**smh** rest in peace

Mystery 1: I will not exonerate the guy for the funny behaviour but I still find it hard to believe that THERE IS NO SMOKE WITH FIRE

I'm sure there is something you aint saying... there must be more to this.
Haba

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That tattoo looks like an agama lizard .

Evestar200: YO MEHN!!! DONT WANNA BE IN A RELATIONSHIP NW,,JUST WANNA BE SINGLE FOR A WHILE

YO MEHN!!!!! What else can i say... Okk i would wait ... **in Akpors voice**

Evestar200: YO MEHN!! I WANNA END MY OWN TOO,,,I CANT BE STUCK IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT DOESNT BRING ME JOY AND HAPPINESS

Can we start something new ... I would give you all the happiness you desire

Its possible only if emotions were not attached but it hardly happens cos it was a relationship and not a one night stand .

churific: Quite a entertaining song and great video (MJ tribute)…however, it’s nothing more than another generic Nigeria song about dealing with women, sexually. Once they diversify and upgrade their lyrics, they’ll be world class!

I agree with you .... Same generic lyrics but nice video ... I'm so much loving the concept .

The guy na agboro ... What is DAT curvy thing poppin outta his pant ... DAT gal go hear am

Wait Oo◦◦°°°˚˚˚°◦oO ... Which kind people b all this one ... And why r there covering Their front gate with leaves or flowers infront of the camera *r there shy ?**smh**

at last

i call her coconut ...... she too strong head

till my dying days by banky w..... she used it as my caller ringtone.....how time flies

Prowizy2: Will this news change my jamb score?

What is your jamb score ? 60 .i guess