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well daddy Oshio I believe u, but I want u to know Lola is still a Virgin. it takes real penetration to break the hymen... Na joke I dey oo

hahn:
Olodo

did u just called me olodo? well I have a superior and that's u..

hahn:
All those people complaining about their "tuition" fees. I hope they realise that after graduating they might not be able to get jobs so the investment might actually be a waste. Beyonce pouring a $20k worth of champagne into a bathtub will definitely bring her more album, video and concert ticket sales.

And also remember she dropped out of school in the 5th grade aka primary 5

DUMBEST COMMENT OF THE YEAR.....

Bonapart:
Still trying to find the joke

then I guess u must be blind

LISTEN: There is a possibility of Buhari wining
because GEJ's Transformation Agenda looted and
depleted the economy,thereby making Buhari a
necessity.
Nigerians came out in their large numbers to give
Goodluck a mandate because they felt he was like
them, despite the alleged arrest of Patience
Jonathan with $13.5million by the EFCC.
Had GEJ been smart, he would have deferred his
stealing to the second term. Today it is a shame
that Goodluck had to resort to a Campaign of
Bribery and Deceit with 19th Century Trains, few
Almajiri schools and Universities as achievements
in the midst of no fuel, no power,mass
unemployment,poverty and deprivation, N230
exchange rate, corruption etc.
Do not sit by your computer alone but pass this
message around to your uninformed brothers and
Sisters in the villages that we should not
compensate a confirmed rogue with a re-election.
Tell your people to accept the GEJ election gifts
because it is theirs, stolen.Do your bit so that the
DOLLAR does not exchange for N1,000 by 2019.
It is your Civic responsibility to your people or
you should not complain when they demand for
money to cushion the effects of Badluck. Nigeria
is broke and in debt today from the big reserves
Obasanjo and Yaradua left behind. Obasanjo even
paid all our debts.

lalasticlala:
Lol. Does he look 44?

yeah... though he looks handsome but he looks older than his age.

congrats i cant wait to join my wife too in louisiana. God will do ours too.. amen.

Euma:
Hi Ma'am, I arrived Tyler, Texas yesterday afternoon. I am pretty jet lagged right now and yet to fully adjust to the 6 hours time difference. The best thing is that my fiance and I are now together, the miles are no more. It is pretty here, the rose sprouts are coming up. It is not easy leaving your life in one country to begin a new one in another country. However, I believe we will be alright. I most especially will be fine.
Hope you are doing great and work is going smoothly? Keep up the good work madam. May God in His infinite mercies continue to bless you abundantly. Thanks a lot!

Euma:
Hi Ma'am, I arrived Tyler, Texas yesterday afternoon. I am pretty jet lagged right now and yet to fully adjust to the 6 hours time difference. The best thing is that my fiance and I are now together, the miles are no more. It is pretty here, the rose sprouts are coming up. It is not easy leaving your life in one country to begin a new one in another country. However, I believe we will be alright. I most especially will be fine.
Hope you are doing great and work is going smoothly? Keep up the good work madam. May God in His infinite mercies continue to bless you abundantly. Thanks a lot!

hello visa officer. I am a Nigerian got married to us citizen. me and my wife wants to send off the petition but it looks like we having a small problem concerning the affidavits my cousin signed for us to be a third party to our wedding anniversary. in the affidavit there was a wrong use of words..like a typo error. my wife showed it to a lawyer in US the lawyer said it could delay our petition. the question I want to ask is that.. is the affidavit compulsory and what other documents do we need to add with our form i130 when sending it off to USCIS. thanks.

kay29000:
Furk u and ur grace mentality. Hardwork with a dream and focus pays off. You over-religious pple make me laugh with your delusion. So all the atheist that are top 10 richest men in the world had grace? What a mentally enslaved and close minded way of thinking.

well Mr op if I reply you by saying the F word back at you then I fall in the same category with u. am just gonna wish u one thing since u are not mentally enslaved like me. I wish u 100% hard work and 0% grace in every pursuit of your life and let's see where u will end up at.. lemme guest richest man in your father's household. lol...
cheers

kay29000:
Yup! Cool FM DJ, DJ Xclusive just got himself a Bentley. He shared the pic of the car on Twitter some hours ago. Check it out below. Hmm! I guess hardwork does payoff after all.


https://twitter.com/djxclusive

if we are talking about hard work pays off after all then all aboki wey dey dig well and soak away suppose they buy Bentley too. he is just among those that has the grace.. hard work don't pay off this days... its GRACE.... congrats DJ

thaoriginator:
Dat no be polo, just a T-shirt bruv. Polo dey always get collar,shey you get.

oversabi dey worry u... polo or t shirt... who cares.. we got what the op was trying to say..

VickyRotex:
Hmmm. Celebrities aint minding their business this days

he is just trying to be funny plus I like your open teeth.... cute

VickyRotex:

wetin do u fine girl?

Jerrick:
Pls help me answer this question plsssssss Money has different names In Mosque, it is called Sadaqqa, In Church, it is called Offerings In School, it is called Fees In Marriage, it is called Dowry and In Divorce, its called Alimony. When owe, its called Debt. When paid to government, its Tax. In Court, its called Fines. Civil Servants retirees called it Pension. Boss to workers called it Salary. Master to Subordinates called it Wages. When the bank borrowed it out, its called Loan. Illegally received in the name of service, its called Bribe. The question is "When a husband gives it to his wife at home, what do we call it-------------

in what way does this have to do with the topic? you are lost......

fatdon2:
I wonder how a grown up could be so insensitive with words...did she kill jaiye(RIP), is she suppose to mourn him forever, was it her fault that it did not work out with nzeribe.....
She should be praying that she does not become a widow instead of spilling things cos her mouth is scratching her. I wonder why people won't just mind their business all in the name of seeking attention.

Its only a joke brother save your breath... comedians have been talking dirty to people since A.D. basketmouth went to a kids store to shop for Wizkid what will u say about that?

I SEE PURE HUMILITY IN PROF. OSINBAJO

I PURE HUMILITY IN PROF. OSINBAJO

do you know how many vagina the gynecologist see in day? your wife's hairy pvSsy will will mean nothing to him lol

EnlightenedSoul:
Not so. The 'spiritual' implications of sex (yes, of this nature) are discussed not only culturally (across the board), but in all/most major/minor religions, and philosophies: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Taoism, Kabbala, New Age, Tantric Sex, etc, etc.

Right

AFRICAN MENTALITY

sexymoma:
My mother would curse me if i do this.

if you are 38 without a husband your mother will beg u to do it lol

OLIVIA POPE

oh my did u guys just saw what David lius just did when PSG was about to take a set piece

Vock:
Straight win for the blues, abeg don't spoil my ticket oo

we see you nairabet customers for Nairaland. since Jonathan no provide jobs all youths for naija they use nairabet support body...

felifeli:
[size=18pt]Please when are they going to show us pictures of Osinbajo's dogs, stewards , mechanic and vulcaniser, tailor,doctor etc... Please hurry up... 6 weeks is going [/size]

VULCANISER? yet this PDP supporters are clamouring for Buhari's certificate when they themselves are all illiterates.... smh

Ilekeh:
Gorgeous woman like my grandma

post a pic of your grandma or we don't believe

Ilekeh:
Gorgeous woman like my grandma

post a pic if your grandma or we don't believe

the girl go sabi suck dicck judging by the shape if her lips

Date: 28th March, 2015
Ticket: PVC
Kick off:...10AM
Venue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity:
68million)
Referee:... Attahiru Jega
Champion - PDP FC:
Formation: 5-3-2.
As the Defending Champions, this is a
defensive formation in a bid to defend their
title.
Line Up:
1. Jonathan Patience(Gk)
2. N Okonjo-Iweala
3. David Mark
5. Edwin Clark
7. Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card)
8. Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro)
9. Adamu Muazu
10. Goodluck Jonathan(C)
11. Namadina Sambo
15. Gabriel Suswan
17. Olu Mimiko
Coach: Fix it Anenih
Subs:
23. Fani Kayode (Yellow card)
18. Alison Madukwe Gk
12. Musiliu Obanikoro
Challenger - APC FC
Formation: 4-3-3
Employs a diamond formation with attacking
options and prolific strikers, leading the
attack.
Line Up:
1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bukola Sharaki
3. Raji Fashola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari (C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10. Aminu Tambuwal
11. Bisi Akande
17. Adams Oshiomole
23. Yemi Osinbajo
Subs:
12. John Kayode Fayemi
14. Abike Dabiri
19. Raul Aregbesola
15. Segun Oni
16. Nasir El Rufai
Coach: Bola Tinubu
Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring
Observers
PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY...... ...............

Date: 14th Feb, 2015
Ticket: PVC
Kick off:...10AM
Venue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity:
68million)
Referee:... Attahiru Jega
Champion - PDP FC:
Formation: 5-3-2.
As the Defending Champions, this is a
defensive formation in a bid to defend their
title.
Line Up:
1. Jonathan Patience(Gk)
2. N Okonjo-Iweala
3. David Mark
5. Edwin Clark
7. Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card)
8. Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro)
9. Adamu Muazu
10. Goodluck Jonathan(C)
11. Namadina Sambo
15. Gabriel Suswan
17. Olu Mimiko
Coach: Fix it Anenih
Subs:
23. Fani Kayode (Yellow card)
18. Alison Madukwe Gk
12. Musiliu Obanikoro
Challenger - APC FC
Formation: 4-3-3
Employs a diamond formation with attacking
options and prolific strikers, leading the
attack.
Line Up:
1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bukola Sharaki
3. Raji Fashola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari (C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10. Aminu Tambuwal
11. Bisi Akande
17. Adams Oshiomole
23. Yemi Osinbajo
Subs:
12. John Kayode Fayemi
14. Abike Dabiri
19. Raul Aregbesola
15. Segun Oni
16. Nasir El Rufai
Coach: Bola Tinubu
Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring
Observers
PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY...... ...............

Date: 14th Feb, 2015
Ticket: PVC
Kick off:...10AM
Venue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity:
68million)
Referee:... Attahiru Jega
Champion - PDP FC:
Formation: 5-3-2.
As the Defending Champions, this is a
defensive formation in a bid to defend their
title.
Line Up:
1. Jonathan Patience(Gk)
2. N Okonjo-Iweala
3. David Mark
5. Edwin Clark
7. Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card)
8. Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro)
9. Adamu Muazu
10. Goodluck Jonathan(C)
11. Namadina Sambo
15. Gabriel Suswan
17. Olu Mimiko
Coach: Fix it Anenih
Subs:
23. Fani Kayode (Yellow card)
18. Alison Madukwe Gk
12. Musiliu Obanikoro
Challenger - APC FC
Formation: 4-3-3
Employs a diamond formation with attacking
options and prolific strikers, leading the
attack.
Line Up:
1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bukola Sharaki
3. Raji Fashola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari (C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10. Aminu Tambuwal
11. Bisi Akande
17. Adams Oshiomole
23. Yemi Osinbajo
Subs:
12. John Kayode Fayemi
14. Abike Dabiri
19. Raul Aregbesola
15. Segun Oni
16. Nasir El Rufai
Coach: Bola Tinubu
Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring
Observers
PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY...... ...............

Date: 14th Feb, 2015
Ticket: PVC
Kick off:...10AM
Venue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity:
68million)
Referee:... Attahiru Jega
Champion - PDP FC:
Formation: 5-3-2.
As the Defending Champions, this is a
defensive formation in a bid to defend their
title.
Line Up:
1. Jonathan Patience(Gk)
2. N Okonjo-Iweala
3. David Mark
5. Edwin Clark
7. Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card)
8. Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro)
9. Adamu Muazu
10. Goodluck Jonathan(C)
11. Namadina Sambo
15. Gabriel Suswan
17. Olu Mimiko
Coach: Fix it Anenih
Subs:
23. Fani Kayode (Yellow card)
18. Alison Madukwe Gk
12. Musiliu Obanikoro
Challenger - APC FC
Formation: 4-3-3
Employs a diamond formation with attacking
options and prolific strikers, leading the
attack.
Line Up:
1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bukola Sharaki
3. Raji Fashola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari (C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10. Aminu Tambuwal
11. Bisi Akande
17. Adams Oshiomole
23. Yemi Osinbajo
Subs:
12. John Kayode Fayemi
14. Abike Dabiri
19. Raul Aregbesola
15. Segun Oni
16. Nasir El Rufai
Coach: Bola Tinubu
Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring
Observers
PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY...... ...............