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NwaAmaikpe:




The truth is,

Women never forgive themselves for indulging in sex-on-the-first-date. They see sex as their bargaining chip, a trophy they must not give out freely else they will be worthless because sex is all that a woman truly has to offer.

That is why when they let you have it, these creatures who have mastered lying to themselves, and believing in those lies just to find closure would either badmouth you to their friends so it will be you who is worthless or outrightly say you raped them.

Because how do they face their fellow vaginarians when the news is out in the open that they donated kpekus on the first date.
How do they come to terms with the realization that a man who chased them for one month won't call them again because he has gotten the only thing they have to offer.

Na dem sabi.
Just like I will not groom a chicken just for it be a pet, NwaAmaikpe will not agree to go on a first date with a lady if the possibility of debbé is low.

Why will I waste precious time, sitting across a table asking a woman to tell me about herself as if she's Olaudah Equaino's daughter, when we can be sweating profusely on the bed getting to know our strengths and perfectly mastering our weaknesses.

seunny4lif:
Nairaland no come get news again
War is going on Ethiopia yet I have never see it on the FP.
Everyday on Nairaland is Russia this Russia that
@Seun, when did you turn Nairaland to CNN or BBC.

Well, I’m moving down to Okitipupa or Ado-Ekiti because if a WW3 broke out then Nigeria will enter civil war.

Many Africa countries will enter civil war as Africa leaders will not have a place to pack all those stolen money to.

seunny4lif:
Nairaland no come get news again
War is going on Ethiopia yet I have never see it on the FP.
Everyday on Nairaland is Russia this Russia that
@Seun, when did you turn Nairaland to CNN or BBC.

Well, I’m moving down to Okitipupa or Ado-Ekiti because if a WW3 broke out then Nigeria will enter civil war.

Okitipupa?? Ain't this funny to the residence??
Many Africa countries will enter civil war as Africa leaders will not have a place to pack all those stolen money to.

Ikea81:
https://www.dw.com/en/inside-a-juvenile-correction-center-in-nigeria/av-49142193


That is where they are going to. All that Lekki comfort, fat chicken and useless movies they used to go end here. They will mix with their likes, cut grass and wash toilets for 25years. Them go get sense before them die. Thanks to Nigeria!

advanceDNA:
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Bàbàlàwò in the building....
You dey treat symptoms outside and leave the cause inside..

aljharem:
See Nigerian youth ...


Na jail una go sleep Las Las. Useless set of people

SultanOfPuna:
Not just the regular STD, he collected the Buy 1 get 2 free type of STD.
My boy has been scratching since monday. He has tried lots of antifungal creams but it keeps worsening.
Today he was driving me, his left hand on steering the other hand on his gbola scratching it furiously..

Today he confessed that he paid a runz girl from Choba uniport 50k for 4 rounds sex during weekend.
He just spent 50k to collect free STD and with the way he is scratching i have decided to no longer shake his hands anymore..
I just dey vex for am, based on say him just waste money and the bani sef don block him number.
He doesn't want to go to hospital, and he don't know what StD he has but I'm worried that if I continue hanging around with him. The StD might transfer to me via air or by touch.
Is StD transferred by hanging out with infected person.

NOGRUDGES:
Aboki iron condemn don salvage the wreckage, aluminum dey sell wella for condemn iron biz.
Make una sef use una head, no b to dey allocate money to search for that jet. Na cash out for una, steady maga.
E mean say person fit thief jet if him get 500 meter airstrip wey him ho land am, the call iron condemn people to come pieces am.

Wokenaija:
and you don’t think it will spread to the south if it keeps happening ?! Or you think the south is too far ?