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Politics / Re: Aminu Adamu Shalele Arrested For Posting About Aisha Buhari (Pictures) by mcayomind: 1:22pm On Nov 26, 2022
[quote author=Deasegun19 post=118693119]Good day everyone.
My prayer to escape poverty this year is for someone to buy motorcycle (okada) for me. I want to go into the transportation business.
I will sign any agreement (repayment schedule) .

My very being is tired. Please help me, I need an answer to this prayer. Thank you.


Your locations pls
Romance / Re: How Can I Quit A "Friends With Benefit" Relationship by mcayomind: 7:13pm On Aug 09, 2022
Let her be selling card vouchers in your shop, then after help her with a save for POS business,
That way, she'll has a value for money.

You too can grow to become a lovely couple
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi: I Kept Faith With My 2015 Inaugural Address by mcayomind: 5:09am On Jul 14, 2022
Asiwaju + Shettima.


Asishe2023
Sports / Re: Rohr Drags Nigeria To FIFA, Demands $1million by mcayomind: 10:46am On Apr 21, 2022
It may not surprised me if I later learnt one of the Nigerian lawyers are his solicitors
Sports / Re: Rohr Drags Nigeria To FIFA, Demands $1million by mcayomind: 10:46am On Apr 21, 2022
Nah insider tell am to sue us, our enemy are within..... Nigeria!! The proverbial h*ell in the Bible book of Revelation.

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Crime / Re: Man Falsely Accused Of Rape Confronts His Accuser Years Later And Shares Chat by mcayomind: 10:36pm On Apr 18, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



The truth is,

Women never forgive themselves for indulging in sex-on-the-first-date. They see sex as their bargaining chip, a trophy they must not give out freely else they will be worthless because sex is all that a woman truly has to offer.

That is why when they let you have it, these creatures who have mastered lying to themselves, and believing in those lies just to find closure would either badmouth you to their friends so it will be you who is worthless or outrightly say you raped them.

Because how do they face their fellow vaginarians when the news is out in the open that they donated kpekus on the first date.
How do they come to terms with the realization that a man who chased them for one month won't call them again because he has gotten the only thing they have to offer.

Na dem sabi.
Just like I will not groom a chicken just for it be a pet, NwaAmaikpe will not agree to go on a first date with a lady if the possibility of debbé is low.

Why will I waste precious time, sitting across a table asking a woman to tell me about herself as if she's Olaudah Equaino's daughter, when we can be sweating profusely on the bed getting to know our strengths and perfectly mastering our weaknesses.



Werey, hahahaha
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Year Did You Discover Nairaland ? by mcayomind: 1:38pm On Mar 13, 2022
The year Becomrich and whitebeard reign supreme, been a guest for some years until I officially sign up in 2013

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Politics / Re: Bamise: BRT Vehicle Used Locally Built, Lacks Inbuilt Camera - Sanwo-Olu by mcayomind: 3:39am On Mar 09, 2022
Hmmnn,
The way people die every day makes me wonder the purpose of our creation in the first place,
And to say of all the places around the world, we're birthed an African!, Nigerian for that matter!
God why?
What purpose did our creation in this part of the world serves you Baba??

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Puts Russia’s Nuclear Forces On Alert, Cites Sanctions by mcayomind: 3:28pm On Feb 27, 2022
seunny4lif:
Nairaland no come get news again
War is going on Ethiopia yet I have never see it on the FP.
Everyday on Nairaland is Russia this Russia that
@Seun, when did you turn Nairaland to CNN or BBC.

Well, I’m moving down to Okitipupa or Ado-Ekiti because if a WW3 broke out then Nigeria will enter civil war.

Many Africa countries will enter civil war as Africa leaders will not have a place to pack all those stolen money to.

Okitipupa?? Ain't this funny to the residence??
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Puts Russia’s Nuclear Forces On Alert, Cites Sanctions by mcayomind: 3:23pm On Feb 27, 2022
seunny4lif:
Nairaland no come get news again
War is going on Ethiopia yet I have never see it on the FP.
Everyday on Nairaland is Russia this Russia that
@Seun, when did you turn Nairaland to CNN or BBC.

Well, I’m moving down to Okitipupa or Ado-Ekiti because if a WW3 broke out then Nigeria will enter civil war.

Okitipupa?? Ain't this funny to the residence??
Many Africa countries will enter civil war as Africa leaders will not have a place to pack all those stolen money to.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Middlesbrough FA Cup: 7 - 8 pens On 4th Feb 2022 by mcayomind: 11:48pm On Feb 04, 2022
Two average team are battling it up on penalties.
Health / Re: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by mcayomind: 7:04am On Jan 28, 2022
Adin ēyan (dudu) palm kernel oil
Imi esu (õjõ) according to language barrier.
Ikanhun bilala (potash)
Iyere ( Tiger nut)

Grind the (iyere, imi õjö ati ikahun bilala) together, mix It with (Adin dudu) be using it to rub the affected surface,

Give it a day, it's a magic.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Ifu Ennada: If I Want To Do Olosho Work I Will Charge More Than ₦500k by mcayomind: 5:51am On Jan 28, 2022
Is that all you'll charge??
A rep member from my constituent once grease faithia balogun's Boris for 2M.

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Politics / Re: Burkina Faso: Nigeria Strongly Condemns Coup, Demands Return Of Civil Rule by mcayomind: 8:28am On Jan 25, 2022
See Nigeria government condemning what would later rotates to her turn, the table is turning and every other person would collect his/her own dose.

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Politics / Re: Yaya Tongo Resigns From The APC (Pictures) by mcayomind: 8:44am On Jan 23, 2022
The house built with spit.

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Sports / Re: Eriksen Set For Premier League Return As He Gets Six-Month Offer From Brentford by mcayomind: 5:16am On Jan 18, 2022
Eriksen, those year I wish you're a Chelsea player.
Man with Key pass

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Celebrities / Re: Singer, Slim Joe Is Dead by mcayomind: 9:40pm On Jan 02, 2022
Slim Joe?? I don tey for this life abeg

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Crime / Re: Hunter Kills Neighbour In Ondo, Claims He Was Testing His Gun (Photo) by mcayomind: 9:52pm On Dec 25, 2021
This has happened once when I'm very young,
Only the people with the understanding of life would know better,

You can't believe man could turn into animal??
You're a kid!!! Just be forming mature adult on the media.
I would not be surprised to know most of keyboard warriors of Nairaland are below the age of 30.

If i may ask?? As a normal human being, how could you goes into the bush at night to defecate without flashlight?? 3:am at that?? That man is two faced, but his judgement come from another man who's spiritually empty.
Education / Re: As Minors, What Happens To The Students Who Tortured Sylvester If Found Guilty? by mcayomind: 3:07am On Dec 07, 2021
Ikea81:
https://www.dw.com/en/inside-a-juvenile-correction-center-in-nigeria/av-49142193


That is where they are going to. All that Lekki comfort, fat chicken and useless movies they used to go end here. They will mix with their likes, cut grass and wash toilets for 25years. Them go get sense before them die. Thanks to Nigeria!

Thank you sir, you done a very good job
Business / Re: CBN Bars BVN Violators From Opening Bank Accounts by mcayomind: 4:12am On Nov 26, 2021
So to says some individuals have been enjoying the banking system without BVN all this while.

Money is indeed a very powerful tools.

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Health / Re: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by mcayomind: 6:54am On Nov 21, 2021
advanceDNA:
3

Bàbàlàwò in the building....
You dey treat symptoms outside and leave the cause inside..

Since you wey be pastor know what will cure it from the inside, why can't you proffer solutions, belief it or not, the mixtures work wonder,
Education / Re: Court Remands UNILORIN Student Who Assaulted Female Lecturer by mcayomind: 6:51am On Nov 21, 2021
aljharem:
See Nigerian youth ...


Na jail una go sleep Las Las. Useless set of people

You may be useless, it's all on you and your family to bear the brunt..... Been a lecturer do not vindicate her from all that happens.... This should be a lesson to them all, some lecturer are out there to spoil people's career
Health / Re: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by mcayomind: 5:49am On Nov 21, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
Not just the regular STD, he collected the Buy 1 get 2 free type of STD.
My boy has been scratching since monday. He has tried lots of antifungal creams but it keeps worsening.
Today he was driving me, his left hand on steering the other hand on his gbola scratching it furiously..

Today he confessed that he paid a runz girl from Choba uniport 50k for 4 rounds sex during weekend.
He just spent 50k to collect free STD and with the way he is scratching i have decided to no longer shake his hands anymore..
I just dey vex for am, based on say him just waste money and the bani sef don block him number.
He doesn't want to go to hospital, and he don't know what StD he has but I'm worried that if I continue hanging around with him. The StD might transfer to me via air or by touch.
Is StD transferred by hanging out with infected person.


Adin dudu(Palm kernel oil), ikaun bilala (potash) iyere (pepperish tiger nut) imi õjõ ( I don't know the English name for this one) ground it to smooth and mix with the palm kernel oil, rub the affected place with it, if e no vanish in one day..... Curse me.
Education / Re: Court Remands UNILORIN Student Who Assaulted Female Lecturer by mcayomind: 5:33am On Nov 21, 2021
This is just a case of two fighting nah, as either of the two triggered a provocative reactions, I implore the justice to temper clemency in the cause of judgement, not to turn every of the issue on the poor boy..... Being a lecturer do not vindicate her from all that happens, just that she is of the upper case

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Sports / Re: De Gea Criticizes Man Utd Players After 4 - 1 Defeat To Watford by mcayomind: 5:24am On Nov 21, 2021
In any situation of life, never aspire to acquire Maguire!!

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Health / Re: Somebody Help What Is Happening To My Little Brother by mcayomind: 10:43pm On Nov 11, 2021
Palm wine with bitter leaf is the solution, you can thank me later, let him rinse some bitter leaf in Palm wine, drink small and use it to rub his body.... It works magic
Politics / Re: Victor Nnam: Enugu Workers Move Against Resigned Lands Commissioner by mcayomind: 5:55am On Nov 02, 2021
You can't beat a man that's already down, he knows and ready for all this.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by mcayomind: 3:37pm On Oct 26, 2021
1) Reduce liquid intake in the night,

2) take a bath very late in the night, it makes the body to relax.

3) set a routine alarm time, have a little bit of sleep in the afternoon, so as to deeply fall asleep in the night.

4) and more importantly, Eat bitter kola. It works wonder.
5) with time, body I'll get used to the new system.
Politics / Re: 2023: Young Nigerians in the UK Declare Their Support For Yahaya Bello by mcayomind: 12:15pm On Oct 10, 2021
Na Dem push us to where we are.
Awon oniranu gbogbo, staying far away to throw stones into the market.

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Literature / Re: Photos From Chimamanda Adichie's 44th Birthday Celebration by mcayomind: 2:52am On Oct 04, 2021
I grow up to love this lady, may God continue to bless her home � ��
Politics / Re: We’re Still Searching For Fighter Jet That Went Missing About 6 Months Ago – NAF by mcayomind: 7:16pm On Sep 20, 2021
NOGRUDGES:
Aboki iron condemn don salvage the wreckage, aluminum dey sell wella for condemn iron biz.
Make una sef use una head, no b to dey allocate money to search for that jet. Na cash out for una, steady maga.
E mean say person fit thief jet if him get 500 meter airstrip wey him ho land am, the call iron condemn people to come pieces am.

Werey....hahaha
Politics / Re: Nasir Magarya: Bandits Reject Ransom For Release Of Zamfara Speaker’s Father by mcayomind: 11:08am On Sep 17, 2021
Wokenaija:
and you don’t think it will spread to the south if it keeps happening ?! Or you think the south is too far ?

No man is an island of evil deed, we in the south are not a sleeping Joe, nah play play good I swear.

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