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Business To Business / Re: With My New Money System... You Will Pray For Naira To Keep Falling ($250/DAY) by McBOMB: 8:15am On Mar 22, 2016 |
I have the same opinion with the op, high rate of dollar favours dollar earners but the manner op communicated is bad, well send me the ebook i dont mind making money too, bombchris@gmail.com 1 Like |
Technology Market / Re: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by McBOMB: 10:29pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
importexpert:yea thanks boss,seen Btw,am doing good,just school and all,happy to b bk n'way |
Technology Market / Re: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by McBOMB: 6:26pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Hy mr bello.. Longest time... Well am still expecting the update in my mail..flowsamuels@gmail.com thanks for the good work |
Rap Battles / Re: ** King Tournament : Final ( Ibime Vs ThePrekky ) ** by McBOMB: 11:37am On Jan 01, 2014 |
Mvgt-prekky ibime gat cool verse too |
Fashion / Re: What I Wore To My Sister's Wedding Yesterday by McBOMB: 11:09pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Jus photogenic |
Literature / Re: The Diary by McBOMB: 4:27pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Slickest:lols |
Nairaland / General / Re: Name One Thing That Happened This Year, You Won't Forget by McBOMB: 1:14pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Wastin ma mb to view dis thread 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Juan Hugo's Testimony Of Heaven & Hell by McBOMB: 7:36pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
dirtymoney: Thank God for salvation. Stories like this used to instill fear in me. No more fear!and u stil d answer dirty money,salvation ke |
Religion / Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by McBOMB: 8:40pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
spenpe: usher don say make i dy go house b4lwkm,cum benue state,cum c wia guys d fyt ushers for shursh. .lols |
Religion / Re: Why Nigerians Die Young. by McBOMB: 11:17pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
rodeo0070: It is a common belief among many people – believers and non-believers alike – that every mortal has a particular day when he or she is destined to die. According to this school of thought, death is a price each mortal must pay for the life he has led.who read this article completely??. . .be sincere |
Technology Market / Re: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by McBOMB: 8:19pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
darmochy1: Mr B, I still dey wait for ur response osame here,bello d fall ma hand |
Literature / Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by McBOMB: 10:23pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
VanTee20: What happens when two of the best comedy writers on Nairaland drop that gargantuan ego writers are known to have () and decide to collaborate on a story? Simple! The readers are sure to develop mutiple injuries to their ribs due to excessive laughing.I go bomb |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Like The Most About Yourself? by McBOMB: 8:57pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Preceedo: What I love about myself is how I ignore useless questions like this.african saddist number 1,wch way una villa people the take av fun? |
Technology Market / Re: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by McBOMB: 1:52pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Am bk,make una come near |
Technology Market / Re: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by McBOMB: 10:05pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Praise the lord. . .erm oga bello,dem don clear tha air abt my cash wey pesing witdraw shaa. . .expect an alert 2morow, Btw,i wan beging the inport white bitches. .hope e the for d ebook |
Technology Market / Re: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by McBOMB: 11:19am On Sep 26, 2013 |
Gud morning bello and others in the hause. . . Am sammy,u called me yesterday. . . There are three problems am facing that hinderd the payment yesterday. . . 1.i got an alert that 15k was withdrawn from my acct,and the hecter skectar running about overthrown the supposed payment to ya acct. 2.u was saying that,the sites are not mobile friendly,am using nokia e75 and the cyber in my area is so slow,very pissing off. . .so want to know if i can get a blackberry bold or android tab from u,. .from 14-17k,so i can be importing ryt unda my roof. 3.am in benue state currently,zaki biam precisely.can the goods reach me at where am residing or even at makurdi,the state capital. Need ya answers bro. |
Technology Market / Re: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by McBOMB: 2:04pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Yep bro. . .am the guy that jus called u,sammy!. . .am in a uba bank que nw,cant wait for this ebook. . .abeg that ur number the connected to whatsapp?. . |
Literature / Re: My Year Of Trouble And Sexcapades(myts) by McBOMB: 2:32pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Tnx u all...izukwu nd mayor...@kevin...na zaki biam dem post ur guy o...@plainmirror,ma attension is costly,u cnt buy it... Holyday tinz... |
Literature / Re: My Year Of Trouble And Sexcapades(myts) by McBOMB: 7:20pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
Currently am servin in benue state...shedule is very tight as this is the waec period...ur guy need cash..so ima be postin twice everyday.morning and evening....ur critics is welcomed!bt 1 more thing,u no go regreat following this thread....tnx all!. #e b lyk say this my nysc ma go get tory shaa,tiv gals dn kill me...lamao# |
Literature / Re: My Year Of Trouble And Sexcapades(myts) by McBOMB: 7:05pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
I sat on d passengers seat,reminiscing on old days.Now i know better,Emeka is just like my twin bro.I should have known the reason for the sad looks. I should have known that we both dont drink,we dnt womanize,we dnt smoke,we are highly intelligent,we are good looking and the most of all,we are virgins. Now the picture is clear,goin to ANSU is a better way of saying that emeka will soon get spoilt.I fealt for him shaa "thats his own cross,he must learn to carry it"i told my self. Soon enough,the bus was filled and we took off. Halfway the conductor started collecting money... "oboy,wey ur own 200#" a dirty lookin man with tattered cloths asked. "here is it" i diped my hands into my pocket,ready to remove cash but lo... I was empty.. "oboy,no waste my time na"the voice of the dirty man brought me back to life. I took a glance at my 'ck' skin watch,it was 8pm.the roadside was dark except lights from commercial buses trendin their various destinations.. The handwritten was clear,my wallet had been stolen.For once in my life,i wish i heeded to mum's advice.. "dont travel by nite"she would say. "see,no waste my tym,if u no get money abeg come down jhoor..after all we neva go far self"the old fat driver added. I pulled out my travellin bag from the left top corner were it was packed by the conductor,ready to leave when suddenly an angelic voice interrupted... "gush!you guys are so heartless,jez cause of 200 naira,u prefare to leave him in this lonely,dark place." "mehn have it"she said giving the conductor a new 1000 naira note.. "you can keep the change"she added. Thank you sissy,God bless you,God will reward you was all that flooded the bus,courtesy of the driver and conductor. I dont know what to say,maybe a smile will do,the voice in me whispered.. I smiled at her,and she responded casually.wow she gat perfect teeths,pointed nose,fairly complexioned and very pretty.For the first time i noticed her semi open clevages..."so inviting and enticing"i thought. "make una come down,we don reach".Thats the conductor ,motioning us down.. "thanks so much,i finally said to her" "whats ya name"she said. "am sammy,u?" "call me kelly"she responded. "oh kelly,thanks once more" She nodded,and handed me her phone.. "if u dont mind,ur diqits",and i oblerged her,we exchange pleasantries,i gathered my few luggages and i left for my lodge. My new lodge,surely this is my second time to the place... How and what am goin to experience filled my mind.I rememberd dad's advice before i left home... "son,u ar a 18,a full grown man,learn to threat issues your own way and never get carried away by ladies". An advice i wish i kept... That nite was just the beginning of my troubles,yes i saw hell... |
Literature / Re: My Year Of Trouble And Sexcapades(myts) by McBOMB: 7:48am On Apr 27, 2013 |
Oh my gush!am so happy... Decided to dumP d thread nd quit NL...bt avin d legendary mazi,flow,foxy nd odaz post in my thread is a honour...i promise to upload sharperly nd i wlcm ur critics....tnx! 1 Like |
Literature / Re: My Year Of Trouble And Sexcapades(myts) by McBOMB: 3:35pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Readability is ZERO![/color] I had a headache before finishing the first line. Even if the conversations are in pidgin English, that does not excuse the use of abbreviations. Read other posts and learn how to communicate in writing. [/quote]hu force u enter d trade kawan?eee?check around,ur name neva open any thread o..spanish frog...lwkm#in chinua achebe voice,write ur own# |
Literature / Re: My Year Of Trouble And Sexcapades(myts) by McBOMB: 6:50pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
"Nna hwfa?wia dem gv u admission?"someone said tapping my shoulder.. "Who d Bleep is this?wia dis agbero knw me frm"i thought kus these a motor garage. "oh!emeka na u?wotsup dawg?me na zik tinz o"i replied. "mehn me na ANSU d gv me o"he said with a sad look on his face.. "y dat look na?y u d sad?u d fall hand o,many of our mate no get admission o"i tried to cheer em up. "guy u no understand...many tinz d happen dia"he said bitterly. "anyhw e b,try cope jhoor" i assured him,nt knowin that i am the one that rilly needs to try cope..Yes!i wish my best to cope will certainly b enough because that motor pack was just the beginnin of my troubles... |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Ghetto Boy by McBOMB: 9:59am On Apr 22, 2013 |
Am dumping viz story till i finish wit the new1,pls bear wit me |
Literature / My Year Of Trouble And Sexcapades(myts) by McBOMB: 9:08am On Apr 22, 2013 |
----ALL RIGHT RESERVED--- INTRO-viz my one year full pack of troubles and sex life ...actually its my first year in the uni...unizik to b precise..... Ur bytes qon worth it...enjoy!!! |
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by McBOMB: 9:29pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
And finally i speaks.....hav been Followin mazi frm life of a sex addict-nysc-ppa...check it awt...no like,no cmment...ntin at all...y?am too impressed to type.....buh seriously guy u ar gud....i hav a thread wch i hav left untouch 4 months due to tyt shedule...nd school finz,bt nw am bk....ama collaborate in arousin more diks as i can....united we qon stand in sin..."feature me in ya KING OF FUCKERZ"....u qon murstabate man...gals qon b on abortion-spray kux its qonna b fun knwin hw i bleepd an entire ss3 class of 32 gals...changin 12 lesbians to straight chick.....enjoy! BOMBZ... |
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by McBOMB: 8:05pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
Rap maestro: wtf, wu b disignored,mayb u shud ask ur *** vat Q? |
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by McBOMB: 5:21pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
While waitin 4 mr.flows update....make una check this his previous post...u go laff die....https://www.nairaland.com/1154551/ones-unborn-child-next-kin https://www.nairaland.com/1140951/akpors-no-get-money-xmas 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Ghetto Boy by McBOMB: 10:36am On Mar 21, 2013 |
The whole weekend looked like hell to me as i watch my brothers leave one after the other. "omo slow down,ama Bleep u/ama show u y d call me,numba 1 babaque/na me d smoke wifout lighter/u wana try tyga?u go sleep for canta/omo!sodom villa qat my back/bring ur baby,mehn,i go Bleep am front and back/".... Thats tyga,our un-set alarm. I took a glance at our old plastic wall clock. "omo na 5 O'clock o and small time dem go come wake me for mornin prayers"i thought. I am to start school that day,and like the sentence goes "the fear of the unkown" i was beeming in fears. "what of if d ask me wetin i no knw,or if i wan piss or sheet nko"i was lost in my thoughts wen i heard a knock.. "sam,come may we pray"thats mum.Always cool and caring.Its her gene that dominates uchenna's.i always feel. I came out,looking a bit gloomy.we did the usaul singin and clappin,after which we prayed. "c ur uniform o"dad said handin a white top and small blue short. "if u reach school,tell dem may dem show u pri.1"he added. "What d heck?,no b nursery dem d start school?"i almost said. As if mum was reading my mind, "ur mate no d nursey again"she said. "Yes my mate no the nursery,by next month i wud be five na"i thought. "Oya go baff,come chop,so u no go go late"dad commanded. "yes sir"i said and left the room. The fact that am starting primary one and skipping nursery made me happy,but on the second thought,i was nervous. "how pesin wey neva chop at all go d chop meat"i thought... I took my bath rather sluggishly,prepared and left for school..... "u no fit knw weda food sweet unless u taste am na"i assured my self.... I got to the school compound and what happen plus what i saw made me cry... Yes!it made me cry... |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Ghetto Boy by McBOMB: 3:05pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Neduzze5: Ride on although your use of language and spelling is pathetic.tnx ama try my best |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Ghetto Boy by McBOMB: 9:07pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
"Hey wakeup"uchenna said tapping me gently. Obviousely as guys from same mother,i love all my brothers but sincerely uche is the best. A mixture of humility and tender care is what he has in him. "u go start skool next monday"dad said. And i was also told whats up about my brothers. Chinedu have finally gotten a job and have left for ibadan that afternoon.uchenna and Toochukwu have received thier callup and admissiom letters,and will be leaving for NYSC camp and university respectively the next day been saturday. Finally,Ikenna who refused to further his education after finishin his O level three year ago would be leavin for onitcha a day after tomorrow{sunday},to learn trading from uncle john. "mehn na me go stay viz hause alone o"i thought. Though i love privacy but viz one is too much and am gonna feel it.... Yes,i felt it.... |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Ghetto Boy by McBOMB: 12:09am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Less i forget,2dark,tyga and blaster ar livin in one room.according to them,d av beign friends since thier second year in skool and d are all weed addicts. |
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