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Sagamite:
Now, this is someone with a typical black brain!

and what is wrong with the black brain

Emzyme:
Try changing again first see what it tells u ,

it is just taking me back to the homepage

hello everyone I wrote my post utme this year and I scored 46 and I've re evaluated myself and I've discovered that I didn't have the material I ought to have most of the textbooks I have are outdated (my broad dash me) and I made my findings and they told me lamlad is good please like how much is lamlad phy and chem and where can I get it and if anyone of you who I've been admitted in southwest would like to dash me your textbook mi o mind.thanks in anticipation

someone please help me while registering for jamb I filled in jamb lasu and later changed to Uniosun but during the reg I made a mistake in choosing the course so I had to make a change the second time which means I have exhausted the two chances given by jamb. now the problem is that I was not able to write Uniosun post utme due to cash issue and the ui own that I wrote I didn't pass and I heard that some uni and poly are still admitting but they are requiring that I do change of institution which is no longer possible please what can I do

QwinDebbie:
Please I just wanna know.
This issue has been bugging me for some time now.
If there are any medical students here, please your opinion is highly needed.

I've been hearing that medicine is very tough and all that, but being an average student, can I still scale through?
Will it be as easy as it is with top students?
Don't get me wrong, I didn't choose medicine because I wanted to. It's been my dream right from JSS2..
But being at home for 2 years, due to delay in getting admitted, without going to school, little or less study has really depleted what I had back then in secondary school.
I just need advice.
Please there should be no insults.

Thanks.

same thing happening to me those comment in the first page has really encouraged me do you stay in lag

zummy10:
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Applicants with minimum of five (5) ‘O’L credits seeking to gain full-time admission into the University as Direct Entry students are invited to come for one year Intensive programme for either JUPEB or IJMB ‘A’ Level programme. Candidates on successful completion of ‘A’ Level in either JUPEB or IJMB programme in relevant subjects will be qualified to enroll into any of the following full-time Degree programmes offered in Osun State University or any other University of their choice:



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please can I pay the pre degree or ijmb fees installmentally

can I cross from dlc to the normal school

please can someone help me to use PC to check I saw someone on this thread saying something like that I know it might sound foolish but please help me check I was and I'm still dumbfounded when I saw what I got
76991536EG
password: mccben4
just mention me and write the scores I will see it later cos na borrow I borrow the phone wey I dey use browse

please help me check 76991536EG password mccben4

please which school can I purchase their form because I just checked it and I scored 46

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aaronson:
I'm still wondering to myself, how did Albert Einstein ever know gravitational wave was responsibly for gravity?
That guy is greater than God for having such a bright mind, Even God the owner of the said universe can not put checks and balances to such disastrous disaster like hurricane. I believed if Einstein was still alive, he would have proffered solution to help Astrophysicist solve this hurricane disaster.

shut up I pray God brings you to light

naija Olympians are useless prefer to watch Paralympians they will always deliever

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Bdkim237:
So, in my case i don't have to take the jamb/utme but i'll just have to apply in any med. Faculty and wait for the final selection exams ?

yes no jamb for you just apply to the university

MrHistorian:
This Woman bravely intercepted the Ebola virus from getting infiltrated into the Nigerian populace.

If She had not doggedly done what she did and that Liberian man contacts a Fulani/Hausa man in Lagos...We are done in Nigeria!!


BTW...I expected the Nigerian State to confer her with the National honour award.

We can't keep offering National Honour to actors/actresses who have done nothing for the development of the Country.


RIP

she even deserved a Nobel prize because she stopped a huge disaster

lelvin:
He owes her nothing. I repeat, he owes her nothing. They both agreed to go to her Jerusalem or Iraq as the case may be. So please do yourself and your family members a favour and SHUT DA F*UCK UP.

who is this idiot I pray something of that nature happens to your daughter

isaacsegun:
Please fellow nairalanders, Ineed your urgent advice.
We started dating as far back as year 2007, then she was 17 while i was in my early 20s. I'm her first love, in fact, I was the person that deflowered her. I got her pregnant during the course of our relationship in which we aborted, the abortion almost took her life.

Since after the abortion issues that create serious problem between her parents and mine, her parents has kicked against our relationship including mine but she's insisting we must marry even up till today.

Please guys, should i just tell her that we cannot marry because i can see that she's very desperate to marry now as age is not on her side, but I'm afraid to tell her that the relationship cannot work because she can do anything (like attempting to even take her own life)

u are a bastard u slept with her de flowered her destroyed her womb now you want to leave her thunder fall on you

nice art work at some point I was confused if it was a photoshoot or drawing

Boc007:
1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now"

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...

I've been trying to fight that demon and just had a wet dream tonight and am feeling some how awkward

babagydoz:
of course!!

thanks

HungerBAD can you help

nice one

Activa:
You're saying that:
1. All men who sleep with non-wives take manpower
2. All men who die during sex with non-wives take manpower
3. Men don't take manpower to have sex with their wives.


These general statements cannot be correct 100%.

see men take sleeping with concubines serious than their wives because they know the pussy is not always available unlike their wife pussy which they sleep and wake up with and secondly do you know how much they pay before those women spread their legs so they won't want the money to waste
Although not all of them die as a result of overuse of man power but I can tell 8 out of 10 of them die as a result of man power

sgtponzihater1:
Hmmm. Sure don't use man power with their wife's?

yea that why the same baba sikira that the wife is complaining cannot do is the same man sister rose is hailing as bed champion

because men always take man power and the likes all because they want to impress their side chic but won't do that with their wife

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geoinvestor:
Sometimes, for you to be successful, you have to work as a slave.

I'm a student who is on vacation. I have always wanted to start up a biz in my school but no capital. So I promised my self that in the forthcoming holiday I will do any job just to raise the capital.

Am currently doing environmental work (evacuating trashs of the streets) with my state govt.

When I was told the nature of the job initially, I retarded until one hustler told me that i am a man and I need to hustle. Though the job is a little bit stressful and degrading, but I have no choice, Nigeria is too harsh.

What motivated me to do it is the pay and the short period I will spend. 3mnths(my holiday is 2mnths, but I will take extra 1mnths)... The pay is 18,000 monthly plus other benefits.

Some guys and I make at least 1200 daily (personal income) from the job by selling metals and irons to those abokis. We pick iron and other stuffs from houses and sell them to those street abokis.

I have some pride, so I mask my face during the job that even my Mom will not recognise me. Lol!

If you are looking for capital to start up a biz, go out to the street and hustle like mad, make enough money and quit. If you are a student who is on vacation, I will advice you to hustle as well. 9ja too harsh!

Oga me set dey find job even if na factory work shey you fit epp

in as much as they are powered by electricity we can always shut them down

1000

sorry-3