₦airaland Forum

akthedream: Nope,you are the dumb reader.

U r a donkey! Go & Watch Tales By Moonlight on NTA mo-r-on.

LagosShia: for a people who attribute literally a son to God,then why is it blasphemy to attribute a wife/son to the "son"?

A Muslim scholar visits the Pope in order to give dawah (preach).

He found him amidst a big christian gathering, the scholar smiled at the pope & said:
"good to see you, how are your wife & children?"

People were surprised & the Pope got angry saying:
"Don't you know that we Pope/priest don't have any wife or children?"

The Muslim scholar replies:
"Then, how dare you say that God has a son!!!"

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likewise christian boast of Jesus being celibate,yet they dont offer an equal respect to God who is not man.oh i see,Jesus was "god".lets see how is that:

Muslim: Can a woman give birth to a tiger?

Christian:No way

Muslim: Can a woman give birth to an elephant?

Christian:No way

Muslim: Then how can a woman give birth to GOD??

Chai! Ur IQ is very low...Ur mates were darkening their blackboards after school today. Where were u? Dimwit!

This hausa man was caught trapping vulture with snuff in Onne, Port Harcourt and wanted to use them as roasted chicken for people to buy. He said he has been doing this business for sometimes now. Please those of you that eat roasted chicken from road side in Akajo and Onne or Eleme as a whole beware, because some of these people that roast chicken do mixed them with vulture and customer will not know they will buy and eat. What a terrible thing? God will save us in this country.

Nonsense thread! Mstcheww

3 days ago, I dreamt about my teeth falling off. I quickly woke up and ran my tongue across my teeth counting it to make sure it was up to 32, disintegrating every time I did that until all was left was my gums...I'm still weirded out about it, worried if I've developed cavities from my love of sweet things!

amiskurie: Who's been chased by masquerade before o?

Tufiakwa!

engineerd: THANKS FOR KILLING BINGO!

Hahahahahaha..

Billyonaire: Who cares ? I say buy them all and flaunt them. Poor people say that goatmeat is too strong, that mushroom is the best meal. But we know they are wrong!

Buy that JUNK? I can never ever buy it even if it sells for 1cent

[quote author=nl.official]You could have know the pronunciation. Nobody is above mistake. What I'm trying to say is no sign of typo in that.[/quote]Help me ask am oohh! How does Vaetu & Vertu relate?

Billyonaire: Shaarrrappp discussing what technology ? We are talking about rivalry in techy world between major brands. You said you hated BB and you called is cheap toy. And I asked if BB Porsche is a cheap toy. Poverty is a curse.

Stop spewing trash joor. BB phones are crap because they are cheaply made, priced like it should be good and people want to feel like they have the latest and greatest. Cheaply made and bad company that cant make a better phone.

igweGC: I heard 4rm a very reliable source that they didn't let him(dbanj) in2 the studio. That humming was as a result of d noise he was making(nagging).*lol*

Hahahahaha bros u r wicked ohhh...

Billyonaire: You are talking bull. What do flaunt if you dont flaunt a $2k Porsche, a 3.5m Naira GoldVish and Vaetu. All phones are not equal.

Its Vertu and not Vaetu

I pray the government should also endorse dis one too since they think the problem of the country is currency notes

I have been banned before for no reason at all..

Yello1: things are really happening,end time i guess

Did u inhale fried garri this night? My friend park well joor. Apkabio!

President Obama got a lift on the campaign trail today after a visit to a Florida pizza shop.

Scott Van Duzer, owner of the Big Apple Pizza, is clearly a fan of the president after he lifted him off the ground in a manly bear hug to show his appreciation.


Can this happen in our own Naija?

stillwater: ^^^Whatever.

LOL. You guyz r funny.

Ogbiaboy: ah wonder o,because he declined chieftancy title we shuld now vote 4 him as president,sum of you do tink wit Ur anus.

Uranus

oluafolabi: Lmao!!!!! **I don die ooooo** heheheheheheheheheheh... .

**Back to topic.. Are you sure that your bf hasn't been jazzed??.. For real oo.. This symptoms he is exhibiting are the first steps.. The next one will be to leave his job and start farming in the village and you will be the faithful wife that will give him fresh palm wine when he is back .

Heheheheheh.. I wish you patience and goodluck ..cheers!!!

Hahahahahaha! Medicine after Death

Hahahahahaha............ WAT A SPECIE!!

wonlasewonimi: ask ileke-idi, anybody that mistakenly commits adultery with her will summersault 3 times and die.

Really Wat abt 4nication?

odumchi: Ileke Idi, where are you?

Hahahahaha u r very funny.Has she seen it already?

Back In those days

DICKtator: seconded.
Why are some parents this selfish??

Hahahaha you just murdered my dog with your ENGLISH! R u a mixed breed?

THE usage of beads especially waist bead in Nigeria is wide spread across the various nationalities that make up the nation. There are similarities and peculiarities in their usage.
However, the Yorubas developed the most varying and peculiar uses for the waist beads. The Yorubas have developed a culture of bead usage that cuts across both material and spiritual aspects of the life of the people. In addition, they have also the capacity to produce the beads for varying purposes ranging from royalty, body adornment, deification and decoration.

The Yorubas are found in the South Western geo-political delineation of present day Nigeria. They are a vibrant and social people that accentuate their ways of life in their day-to-day activities.

Beads are usually small round piece of glass, wood, metal or nut, pierced for stringing. They are either used for adornment such as the waist, neck or ankle beads or as decorative ornament in art works or even for royalty purposes.

The art of beading is serial in process and serrated in composition. It has a step by step or one by one approach in stringing when traded together, beads stands for unity, togetherness and solidarity.

Beads of the waist is said to posses the power to attract and evoke deep emotional responses, they are a sign of success and affluence as well as spiritual well being.

The Origin of the Nigerian beads is still speculative due to its fragility portability and popularity.

Beads have been traded and used since time immemorial. However, the earliest known African beads is traced to Libya and Sudan. In Nigeria the Nok terracottes and Igbo Ukwu arts display some element of the usage of beads in those societies as early as 500BC, however there is no concrete statement of origin to the beads.

A common usage of the item is for adornment especially on the waist. There is however varying purpose for which people adorn the waist beads.

The common users of the waist beads are mostly the women folk, only in exceptional theatrical perform as will a man adorn a waist bead to symbolize feminism. The waist bead is synonymous with feminism.

The Yorubas have esteemed usage attached to the waist beads. They refer to the waist bead as Ileke, “Lagidigba” the term lagidigba means something big, thick or massive. The Lagidigba is made of palm nut shells string together, while the bebe is made of glass.

The Yorubas have a belief that the waist beads posses some erotic appeal, they have the power to provoke desire or deep emotional response on the opposite sex.

Waist beads in Yoruba are also used for birth control, the beads are laced with charms and worn by the women to prevent conception.

Beads are a precious ornaments to the Yorubas, hence when adorned by a women, accentuates her feminism or beauty. Beads also helps to portray the chastity of a maiden or women sensuality. Parent show their love for their girl child through gifts of waist beads that are colourful and expensive.

The lagidigba or palm nut shell beads is used for fecundity purposes. The nuts signify multiple births as they are in clusters, thus one can infer the high incidence of multiple births in Yoruba land to the usage of the lagidigba bead.

Brides seduce their spouses with the beads they adorn, some women are said to lace their beads with charm to make them irresistible to the male folks. The Yoruba’s can easily comment on a women’s moral standing in those days by interpretation of the movement of the waist bead adorned by a women. The way she moves her buttocks can depict her morals either seductive or reserve.

The Yorubas have a popular saying that “it is the beads that makes the buttocks to shake”.

Other users of the waist beads in Yoruba land are the Orisas or devotes of water deities and other priestesses, they adorn the waist beads for protection against spiritual attacks as well as part of their dress regalia.

The waist bead is also used to adorn the Ere-Ibeji figurine on the death of a twin, there is the belief that when treated well the spirit of the spirit of the dead twin will not harm the living twin and will return to the family to stay.

Waist beads are also adorned and laced with charms to ward away the Abiku spirit (mermaid Spirit) from a woman.

Because of the regard on the waist beads, some erotic songs have been composed and sang by the Yorubas based on its usages.

A Song Says

“She goes up

She goes down

Like buttocks beads.

Another song says;

Don’t flirt with me

Don’t flirt with me as you do with your husband.

Don’t wriggle your waist beads at me

Don’t lock the door on me and throw

Away the key.

Apart from the Yorubas, other groups in Nigeria also have similar usages of the waist beads in their culture the Ogonis in Rivers State refer to beads as Loo, its uses range from covering the private parts of a women to adornment as a sign of affluence. The beads is a measure of value to the Ogonis and are also worn by bride as part of her bridal rites. The Igbos called it Mgbaji, also for adornment and a sign of social status.

The Hausas refer to it as Jigida. To the Kalabaris, the waist bead has the potency of transforming an ugly woman into a beautiful maiden once it is worn. The Ibibios see it as Nkwa-Isin, they adorn it on a female baby to help give her a good waist line, as she grows, beads of her size are adorned on her.

Priestesses of deities also wear the beads that are always colourful as part of their regalia. They also use the waist beads laced with charm s for birth control. The maiden dances (Aban) also wear the beads doing dance to give a graceful hip movement when they dance.

Waist bead in today’s fashion is relegated, ladies have a preference for western costumes such as belts, chains, g-strings to the waist beads. The culture of waist bead is going down rapidly to extinction. Religion and other spiritual reasons have been adduced for the neglect, however it must be pointed out that waist bead usage as practiced in the past is an essential element of African body adornment that is harmless and meaningful a pride and precious item which should be encourage to day.

goldfish80: A̶̲̥̅♏ yet 2 come across someone hawking condoms

Perhaps?

Wen yorubas hawk their goods dey tell Ʊ wat 2 do wit it:someone selling fish will say:E REJA E SE BE O(buy fish,cook soup o),E ROGEDE E DIN DODO O(buy plantain,fry plantain o),E RA BREAD E PO TEA O(buy bread,make tea o)...







Wat will the person selling condom say

BusHouse: Amen & amen.

Haaa!! U no shout amen once but u come multiply am by 2! U wicked ohhh